American comics Lord of Hell

"Since you want to know, I will tell you mercifully. Anyway, you have nothing to do."

Wade said proudly: "Have you all seen the movie I played for free before? The content of that movie is actually true for us, because our world is a fusion of movies and comics. world."

Hearing Wade's words, everyone except the Lord of Order and Andrew booed. Van Helsing said contemptuously: "Although it's not the first time I heard this, it still feels so ridiculous. How can we be cartoon characters?"

"that is."

Everyone nodded in unison. They were real lives. How could they be cartoon characters for entertainment?

Only the Lord of Order remained silent. Because of the curse, he somewhat believed what Wade said, but his reason kept denying it.

"A bunch of idiots who can't wake up."

Wade looked like everyone was drunk but I was alone. Unfortunately, he was full of teasing aura and didn't look like an expert at all. He said: "I'm too lazy to explain to you idiots. In short, that movie is a real world.

The magic circle of BOSS can pull that world into our main universe and integrate it with our main universe. Uh, BOSS, can we talk about this? You won't deduct my salary, right? "

Andrew said: "Wade, you have to have confidence in yourself. I asked you to explain. I must have thought that you would speak freely and say everything. How could you, Wade, keep a secret?"

"That's true, BOSS, you are too smart."

Wade flattered him, but no one laughed at him. Everyone looked at the magic circle on the ground in shock. This magic circle can actually pull other worlds into the main universe? Also, the previous movie was in the real world?

"In other words, is there really a Wolverine in the universe who is only 1.3 meters tall and has to jump up to touch my shoulder?"

Van Helsing was speechless: "Is there a problem with this? The Wolverine fused with me is tall, mighty, and handsome. He is almost carved out of the same mold as me."

In fact, everyone has watched the previous movies. As the Father God, multitasking is a basic operation, so it goes without saying.

"That's because you are basically the same actor."

Wade complained, saying: "Wolverine's original name was Wolverine. Just by listening to the name, you can tell how short he was. Haha, Logan, when that world merges in, we can fight side by side, love and kill each other."

"It has nothing to do with me. My name is Van Helsing, not Logan."

Van Helsing rolled his eyes, not believing what Wade said at all. Unlike him, the Lord of Order was greatly shaken. He shouted: "That movie is really a real world? How is this possible?"

"Why is it impossible? As I said before, we are comic and movie characters. The Origin Universe produced "Deadpool III", and thus, a new world was born in the multiverse."

Wade said in a rare and coherent manner: "The boss is preparing to bring this world over. I guess he is attracted to the professor's sister, that ruthless female devil. She is so cruel that the Human Torch's skin was directly ripped off by her."

"Isn't that because of you?"

Everyone complained together, don't think we haven't seen the movie, you are not there to blame the Human Torch, how could he be killed by the female devil?

As for Andrew, he rolled his eyes and continued to draw the magic circle. To be honest, he had no interest in Professor Charles's sister, it was too dry.

Having said that, Western women age very quickly. The first and second parts of Wade's Wife were both very good, but the third part just didn't age well.

What, Andrew is thinking about Wade’s wife? Andrew said that his surname is not Cao, so don’t slander him. This is the chairman’s concern for his subordinates’ families.

"I said, that's none of my business. Those words were spoken by the Human Torch himself."

Wade shouted dissatisfied: "Besides, if the Human Torch is dead, it's dead. It's impossible for Captain to play the Human Torch again. By the way, Captain is jealous of Iron Man and making a lot of money playing Dr. Doom. He also recently said that he will return. I don't know. What role to play.

Hey, I was originally the savior of the Marvel Universe, but it turned out that those old guys didn't respect martial ethics and came back even though they were all dead, and my limelight was stolen by them. "

Everyone was confused. Only Andrew asked in surprise: "The captain is coming back? What about Falcon?"

"What else can we do? Falcon can't support the protagonist. In the past, it was easy to say that the Marvel Universe was very popular, and any movie could make a lot of money. Even Spider-Man was obsessed with it."

Wade said: "It can't be done now. After the Second Shock Team, Marvel plummeted. The Falcon movie is dead. By the way, in that movie, General Ross became the president. Do you think it will happen in the future?" Someone writes a novel about being General Ross's son-in-law?

The title of the book is "My Presidential Father-in-law", haha, now, the Hulk is really going green. "

"The Hulk's wife is the elf princess in The Lord of the Rings. There are so many novels about her that the Hulk has become green a long time ago."

Andrew said: "There are more Black Widows, uh, Wade, you seem to be greener?"

Wade hurriedly shouted: "Divorced, I divorced that woman, I'm not green, Deadpool is red, he can never be green."

The Lord of Order listened for a long time, and became more confused the more he listened. He couldn't help but ask: "Mechanical Demon King, do you also think that the world we live in is just a comic, or a movie?"

"Believe me, I know that more than Wade."

Andrew smiled. He laughed, not because of the time traveler, but because the Lord of Order could ask this question, which showed that he believed Wade's words more and more.

This time, Andrew worked hard to bring the world of Deadpool III over for many reasons. One was to experiment with his own ideas and crack the mystery of the fused world.

The other is to find Kang, the abandoned person. If you can cooperate, cooperate. If you can't, then strike first and send the other person to heaven.

In addition, there is another important purpose, which is to make the Lord of Order completely believe in Wade's words. If the world in the movie comes alive in front of you, can you still believe it?

"How is this possible? We are all real people, how can we be cartoon characters? Everything about comic characters is controlled by editors, and the decisions we make are all our own."

The Lord of Order shouted: "Also, if all this is true, why can you be so calm? Wade went crazy because of this, why didn't you react at all?"

"Because I am a time traveler."

Andrew secretly complained, he said: "Are the decisions you made really made by yourselves? For example, in the Marvel world, after Tony Stark was kidnapped, not only did his temperament change drastically, but he also suddenly changed from a playboy to a playboy. , and become a peerless good man.

There are two possibilities for this. One is that he suffered too much of a blow and changed. The other is that because the movie's protagonist is annoying to the audience, the director forcibly turned him into a good man.

The same goes for Wade. No matter how you look at this guy, he is a scumbag. He is still the kind of scumbag who takes beautiful women to hotels and makes her pay. As a result, he has become a good man now. Why do you think this is? "

The Lord of Order couldn't help but be stunned. After a moment, he shouted: "Isn't there only one true love?"

"As long as you say yes, I don't care."

Andrew shrugged and continued to set up the magic circle. Wade sighed and said, "Yes, I have several wives in the comics, but in the movie, there is only one left.

What's even more outrageous is that in the second part, I blew up my wife to death, and in the third part, we broke up immediately. It was so miserable. I don't know if Deadpool IV can arrange a new wife for me?

In addition, the scumbag who took a beautiful woman to a hotel and asked her to pay was Constantine, not me. The most I could do was take away the toothpaste from the hotel. "

Andrew sneered: "Wade, you really love your wife, how can you arrange a new wife? Aren't you afraid of losing fans when you find a new wife?"

"It's strange to know how to lose it. Who doesn't know what kind of virtue Deadpool is?"

Wade complained: "The reason why the movie made me single-minded is not because I was worried that the audience would not like it, but because I was worried that some people would object. It's not like you don't know what's going on in the origin universe. It's so correct."

"This is why movies are so ugly now. What's even worse is that those bastards actually blame the audience. If your movie doesn't look good, who will go to the cinema to watch it?"

Andrew sighed, thinking of something, he raised his head and shouted to the Lord of Order: "Lord of Order, if you want to destroy my magic array, destroy it quickly, otherwise my array will be completed soon."

Everyone turned to look at the Lord of Order, the people of the motherland, General Zod and the others, who were even more ready for battle. If the Machine Demon wanted to set up a magic circle, he would definitely not be allowed to succeed.

As for what Andrew and Wade said, everyone thought they were talking nonsense, and no one believed it. For example, how could someone so narcissistic as a native of the motherland believe that he was just a villain in a comic? Or is it a bit funny, the kind that plays with crescent moon and sky conflict?

You are the only one who is funny, and your whole family is funny. People from my motherland, even in comics, must be the protagonists, the absolute core ones.

Unlike others, the Lord of Order hesitated. His reason told him that what Andrew said was false and he must be stopped from setting up the magic circle. But his sensibility told him that what Andrew and Wade said were true. Deadpool III's The world will merge into this universe.

The Lord of Order felt like there were two people fighting in his mind, and the fight became more and more fierce, making him almost collapse.

It can be seen from the reaction of the Lord of Order that he has a big problem now, because normal people should react like the people of the motherland. Who would believe that he is a character in a comic book?

The Machine Demon King and Wade were singing along, clearly trying to delay time so that the Lord of Order would not take action to destroy the magic circle. Who wouldn't be able to see through this little trick?

The Lord of Chaos sensed something was wrong here and hurriedly asked: "Lord of Order, what's wrong with you? Is there something wrong? Why don't you take action?"