American Comics: Opening Guidance Batman

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"You can't expect a chaotic creature with a brain full of slush lakes to have a correct understanding of the human body when transcoding. If it wasn't for the embryo born by that monster, she might have given herself six legs. maybe……"

Bruce carefully observed the little girl's face and found that not only the teeth, but the little girl's eyes were the same blue as his, but Tong Kong was a vertical child, just like the original parallax monster.

Bruce took another deep breath, feeling his worldview take a hit.

But as Schiller said, this is the end of the matter, and a solution has to be found. He asked: "If she lives in human society, what will the fangs do?"

"I'm born, but I'm too young to correct it. Is it difficult to find a dentist whose moral level has been tested and give her a diagnosis of dental deformities?"

"Okay, what about the eyes?"

"Heterochromia iris, find an ophthalmologist with proven ethics..."

"Okay, I get it." Bruce interrupted Schiller's next words. He looked at the little girl, in addition to the shock of the shock of the world view, there was a strange feeling.

When people see a child who looks almost exactly like themselves, the protective desire for future generations that is engraved in human genes will rise, and Bruce is no exception.

"Look at it, even if she will create a lot of new problems for you in the future, at least she can solve a problem that needs to be solved urgently for you, and that is the mental state of your butler Alfred."

"You've mentioned more than once before that Alfred is in a state of depression by focusing too much on your situation. We discussed how to make him empathize. Obviously, an illegitimate child without a mother Women's Club is a good choice..."

"Even if I want to support her, it's still an adopted daughter."

"Okay, no problem, an adopted daughter who looks like you."

Bruce pursed his lips, at least in terms of appearance, he couldn't wash himself even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

Bruce recalled Alfred's over-excited state this morning, and he didn't think it was a way to go on like this.

With the mentality of a dead horse being a living horse doctor, Bruce still took the little girl home.

When Alfred saw this little girl who looked almost exactly like Bruce, his butler smashed the plate in his hand.

Just when Bruce prepared a set of rhetoric to convince Alfred, Alfred took the little girl from him and said, "Have the legal issues been dealt with? Young Master, if it is difficult to fight for custody, I think we can..."

"Wait, Alfred, this isn't..."

"I understand, I understand, young master, a passionate youthful joy, an accident, a heartbroken mother, an innocent illegitimate daughter..."

"But it doesn't matter, we can give this great mother a sum of money and say she is your late ex-wife, so that the child will not have any reputational damage..."

"I..." Bruce was choked directly. Obviously, in just a few seconds, Alfred completed the whole story, and even made preparations for the aftermath.

"What's her name?" Alfred met Bruce's eyes.

Bruce saw the long-lost hope and expectation in his eyes. He was silent for a long time, but in the end he didn't tell the truth, but said in a low voice: "Aisha... Her name is Aisha."

"Aisha, it's a good name..." Alfred's Adam's apple twitched, Bruce saw his red eyes, Alfred lowered his head, and said in a hoarse voice, "Master... oh, no... It's my lord, I really didn't expect you to be willing to bring the young lady back, I thought you..."

Bruce took a deep breath, and at this moment, he saw that Alfred was much older again, his ridge that had always been tall and straight slumped, and Bruce lowered his head.

"Ahhhhh!!"

Elsa in Alfred's arms suddenly shouted, and the old housekeeper looked down at Elsa's teeth and said, "Oh my God! Why are Miss's teeth deformed? Oh yes, she is too young to straighten her teeth, But it doesn't matter, you can go to the dentist in a few years..."

At the same time, Alfred also saw Elsa Yi's ordinary eyes, and he said, "Is this heterochromia? Is it inherited from his mother? What a pity..."

Bruce's explanation was held back, and Alfred teased Elsa and said with some doubts, "This child should be almost four years old, right? Why can't he speak yet? And his expression seems to be..."

"Is it autism in children? It needs to be corrected as soon as possible. I'm going to look through the phone book to see if there is any reliable psychiatrist..."

"I know a good doctor..." Bruce said to Alfred in a stiff tone, "That's my university psychology professor, Schiller Rodriguez..."

"Really? That's really great. I invite this professor to my house one day, oh! I think it's tomorrow. I'll call and make an appointment now. Shouldn't it be the professor's do-not-disturb time? "

Bruce shook his head mechanically and said, "No."

Alfred put Elsa back into Bruce's arms, and then said to him: "Master, in parent-child relationship, company is very important, especially Miss may still have autism now, parents need more Be patient and guide her, I think you will do well..."

Bruce glanced down at Elsa, and Elsa gave him a terrifying smile full of fangs. Bruce sighed, closed his eyes and said, "...I try my best."

An hour later, Bruce took the phone and said to the receiver, "Selena! Come on! I need your help, come here..."

Half an hour later, Selena stared at the little girl who had the same image as Bruce, her eyes widened, then she walked in front of Bruce, slapped him, and turned away angrily.

Bruce took her arm and said, "Selena, things are not what you think, listen to me explain..."

Half an hour later, Selena folded her arms, looked at Bruce suspiciously, and said, "Bruce, if I hadn't understood you and knew that you couldn't have made up such an imaginative story for an illegitimate daughter, I really do. I want to give you another slap and say you can write fantasy novels..."

Suddenly, a strange expression appeared on Selena's face and she said, "According to this, isn't she born by you?"

After finishing speaking, those beautiful big eyes looked down, and their eyes fell on Bruce's belly, and Selena showed a teasing smile.

Bruce turned to look at Elsa and said helplessly, "Now is not the time to discuss her origins, I never thought I would get along with a child like this..."

Selena could hear the deep powerlessness in his tone, but she said in a rather brisk tone: "I heard Maggie say that a child is the cutest thing in the world, and marrying someone you love and having children is the most beautiful thing in the world. Ji's life goal shouldn't be that difficult, right?"

Half an hour later, Selena and Bruce sat by the bed together and sighed. Selena's long soft hair had turned into a bird's nest, and the hair on Bruce's forehead stood up.

At this time, Elsa was biting the post on the head of the bed with those sharp teeth, and she would not let go. Bruce grabbed her arm and said, "Come down and let go of your mouth, okay? Why on earth are you biting? it?"

Selena pulled her hair back with her hands, then looked at the row of teeth marks on her arm, and said, "Why don't you tell me just now that she is your pet dog and has become a sperm..."

Her hair fell down and covered her eyes, making her look like a lunatic who goes out without combing her hair.

In the half hour just now, the young couple, who were still children, fully learned why human cubs are listed as the most terrifying creatures.

First of all, Elsa can't speak, her way of expressing all her emotions is by yelling.

You can't say it's crying, because she doesn't shed tears at all, she just screams with different frequencies, and maybe it's because she's not purely human, the penetrating power of this scream is terrifying, Even if Bruce carried her to a separate room, Selena could still hear her screaming in the bedroom several rooms away.

Secondly, Elsa will put everything in her sight into her mouth~www.wuxiaspot.com~ It seems that her way of identifying all objects in this world is to put it in her mouth and taste it.

And because she is not a simple human, her bite force is amazing. The simple summary is that whoever catches and bites will not let go.

Those fangs made her more effective in combat. As soon as "Katha" took a bite, a large piece of the solid wood bedpost was bitten off. If she hadn't been sensible enough to know that she couldn't bite, Bruce and Selena would have been there by now. in the hospital.

The most troublesome thing is that this little girl born out of a chaotic creature doesn't seem to understand human language at all. Bruce even suspects that she doesn't know English at all. All the instructions that Bruce said, Aisha completely ignored, it can be said that she can do whatever she wants. , Elsa can go wherever she wants.

And once Bruce tried to stop her, she would start howling non-stop, and when she let it go, she would find the nearest object in sight, "Katcha" bit down, and then Bruce and Celine Na had to pat her on the back in a hurry and let her spit out her mouth full of debris.

Bruce is not yet twenty years old now, and Selena is too. Both of them are still children themselves. If they were to take another child, one can only imagine how chaotic it would be.

Obviously, this kind of life is just beginning.

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Let me tell you, because there is an event on the 15th, if there are more, you can draw a lottery, so the 15th should be 10,000 words, and there are 10,000 words before 24:00, and then there are no more words on the 16th.

Just moved the update on the 16th to the 15th.

Because the author really doesn't have a single word in the manuscript, and he really can't write 20,000 words a day, so it can only be sad