Arkham Asylum.
The new psychologist is introducing himself to the patient in front of him.
“I come from a very nasty place where there is almost nothing, no food, no water, no wine and no women!”
“Of course, this is not the worst, the worst thing is that I still have seven brothers and sisters, and we are all stuck in the same place!”
“I’ve never liked them very much, and I even wanted to kill them sometimes, but… It’s hard! ”
“I was stuck in that place for many, many years and didn’t come here until a while ago, and honestly, I love this place.”
“By the way, my name is Suke, of course, you can also call me Dr. Su, because from now on, I will be the psychiatrist here!”
“Today is my first day at work, please take care!”
Suke said, smiling and extending his hand to the patient in front of him.
The patient did not stretch out his hand, because at this moment, the patient was tied to the chair opposite him, unable to move from body to bottom.
And the reason for this is because this guy just stabbed his psychiatrist to death with a pen yesterday!
So for the safety of the new psychiatrist, the guards tied him to a chair.
Oh!
I almost forgot to say that this patient is no one else, it is the famous villain in the DC universe: Joker.
A crazy and charismatic scumbag!
“Sorry, forgot, you can’t shake hands.”
Suke said with a smile, then put his hand down.
The clown stared at the strange man in front of him, not angry, but looked around with interest.
Because the introduction just now is so interesting.
Then, he finally spoke.
“Listen to you, you seem to be from hell?”
The Joker asked.
“You guessed it!”
Suke nodded.
“Then how did you get out?”
The clown asked with a smile.
“How do you say it? It should be a jailbreak. ”
Suke touched his chin and said.
“Then do you still want to go back? After all, listening to what you just said, you seem to hate those brothers and sisters of yours, and if I were you, I would definitely go back and slaughter them. ”
The clown grinned.
“To be honest, I did think about this before, but that place is a bit special, and I may not be able to go out if I go back, so I don’t think about going back for the time being.”
“And those brothers and sisters of mine are hard to kill, you don’t understand!”
Suke shook his head.
“Hard to kill? Nothing hard to kill for me! As long as they are human, I can kill them. ”
An exaggerated smile appeared at the corner of the clown’s mouth.
“And what if they’re not human?”
Suke laughed.
When the clown heard the call, a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes.
Because his intuition told him that the man in front of him didn’t seem to be lying!
But how is this possible?
If his siblings are not human, then are he not human beings?
That’s interesting…
“Mr. Su, do you know what the purpose of your visit is this time?”
The Joker continued to ask.
“Of course!”
Suke nodded.
“It’s because you killed the previous psychiatrist with a pen yesterday, but to be honest, I think you’re normal.”
Well?
Hearing this, the clown instantly came to the spirit, you must know that this is the first time someone has said that he is normal.
But the next second, he heard Suke continue
“Don’t get me wrong, I’m just talking about your thinking, because your original plan was to kill the psychiatrist, Batman will come to see you, this is theoretically correct!”
“But alas, it’s me!”
……..
When the clown heard this, he began to fall a little silent.
Because Suke was right, he had indeed planned this before….
I just don’t know why this man in front of me knows his plan!
Without waiting for him to ask, Suke suddenly spoke again.
“You suffer from a series of mental illnesses such as schizophrenia, split personality, ugly disorder, borderline personality disorder and so on!”
“The probability of these diseases appearing in a person at the same time is very low, and it is no different from winning the jackpot!”
“According to the rules, I have to prescribe you some medicine!”
Suke said, picked up the pen and wrote the names of some medicines on the paper, which were nothing more than some drugs for mental illness.
After writing, Suke casually placed the pen on the table in front of him.
The clown stared at the pen on the table, and a hint of madness flashed in his eyes.
But before he could take action, Suke’s voice sounded again.
“I advise you not to do that, because I really like this job, so so far, I don’t want to kill you!”
“Wow!”
When the clown heard this, he instantly grinned again.
In the next second, his two hands were directly on the table.
“When did you know I had broken free?”
The Joker asked.
“It’s not important, the important thing is that I’m not actually your enemy, on the contrary, I think we might become friends!”
Suke smiled.
Friend?
When the clown heard this, it was as if he had heard something funny.
“My last friend was pushed down a 50-story building, my last friend was stabbed to death by me, and my last friend was hit by me with a truck and killed!”
“So now, do you think you’ll still be my friend?”
The clown asked with a sly smile.
“Of course!”
Suke said without care: “Trust me, I won’t die.” ”
“You’re so interesting…”
As soon as these words were spoken, the clown grabbed the pen on the table, and then pierced Suke’s eyes.
Although Suke instantly noticed the clown’s actions, he did not move at all, and he did not even blink his eyes.
And the pen eventually stopped less than a centimeter from his eyes.
“You’re right, we can indeed be friends because you’re a lunatic like me!”
The Joker smiled.
Then he placed the pen on the table.
“It’s good that you didn’t really want to do it just now, otherwise I might have really killed you now, so I might lose the job.”
Suke said indifferently while putting the pen in his pocket.
To others, this may seem like a ridiculous statement, but the Joker knows that Suker is not lying.
If he had really done it just now, Suke might have really killed himself in an instant…
It’s a really strange feeling.
He didn’t even know why he had this thought…
Immediately afterwards, the Joker’s actions attracted the attention of the prison guards.
In the next second, the door was pushed open.
Then seven or eight heavily armed prison guards rushed directly in and pressed the clown on the table in front of him!
But the clown didn’t care at all, just looked at Suke and asked, “So, will we meet again?” ”
“Of course, after all, from today onwards, I will be the psychiatrist here!”
Suke said with a smile and then strode out.
At this moment, the clown behind him let out an extremely strange laugh.
As if celebrating the fact that there is one more madman like him in this world….
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