American comics: This guy is crazy

The night in Gotham was restless, with fighting and fighting breaking out in the darkness.

Drake versus Dracula.

They are myths and legends in the mixed-race field. They respect each other very much and respond to their opponents with all their strength. Therefore, the fighting scene is particularly fierce.

The three of Morbius faced off against the pureblood side.

There were too many pure-blood nobles, but fortunately the three of them had good combat prowess. After a little getting used to each other, they worked together to form a very tacit understanding.

When Orm faced the Claw Warriors, he froze in place on the spot, hiding aside and waiting for Director Gordon and his team to arrive before retreating.

That was because Allen called in advance and asked him to clean the battlefield.

In Blackgate Prison, Bruce has invested money to transform a cryocell specially used to hold Talon warriors.

Moreover, Gordon imprisoned Talon soldiers more than once, and was very familiar with the process, driving a refrigerated truck to escort them.

Of course, Allen was not idle and sent three Robins except Nanawi.

Arthur the clown gathers the clown gang.

Cobblepot the Penguin and Edward the Riddler gather the Penguin Gang.

They kidnapped Gotham's richest people, so they went to the Court of Owls.

Now that the vampire Dracula, the Claw Warriors, and the pure-blood nobles all have the corresponding manpower to deal with them, Allen will naturally take action against the Court of Owls.

They are just a group of ordinary people, and it would be a big deal to end them personally.

At this time, Gotham's two major underworld gangs, the Clown Gang and the Penguin Gang, came into use.

Before that, Allen realized that he didn't have enough manpower, so he didn't have time to trouble the Court of Owls.

Things are different now. All the means they can use have been restrained, and they can do whatever they want without restraint.

Besides, without the annoying Batman, Allen gradually let himself go.

In a dilapidated warehouse.

"Are you crazy? I am Congressman Magellan."

The middle-aged congressman looked at the criminal wearing a clown mask in front of him, and suddenly felt panic in his heart.

He couldn't understand why the clown gang wanted to catch him.

In ordinary life, it can be said that there is no grievance or enmity, and sometimes they are paid to hire them to do some dirty things.

As a result, he was targeted for no reason.

"You are the one caught."

Allen was wearing a robber mask, holding a carrot in his mouth, and said coldly: "Boy, I see you are unhappy, is there anything wrong with arresting you to vent your anger?"

"No, I didn't offend you. You can't do that to me."

After hearing the reason, Magellan was so aggrieved that he almost cried.

He is a punching bag.

"If you keep being stubborn, I'll stab you to death. Bah bah bah bah bah..."

"Ahhhh..."

Allen held up the carrot and stabbed the opponent in the belly, breaking the whole carrot.

Magellan was so frightened that he couldn't stab someone to death with a carrot. It was just a manifestation of fear.

Allen threw away the remaining leaves and roots of the radish with one hand, and took out the Redemption Blade from behind his butt.

The blade of the knife was close to Magellan's face, and he introduced sullenly: "See if there is any rust on the knife. This is a tetanus blade. Just one cut can make your wound infected and die. Jiejiejie... …”

"You let Arthur come out, and I'm willing to pay to save my life."

Magellan had an idea and came up with a solution that criminals could not resist.

The next moment, Arthur on the side took off his clown mask, revealing his iconic clown makeup, and was too embarrassed to respond.

With Allen present, naturally there is no role for him.

At this time, Magellan realized that the guy dressed as a robber in front of him was the real owner. He couldn't help but squeeze out a smile that was uglier than crying, and asked: "What do you want to do? I will definitely cooperate with you."

"If you had told me earlier, it would have exposed my cold-blooded and ruthless side."

Allen patted his chest, took a breath and said, "I almost peed myself."

As he spoke, he took out a complete carrot from his armpit and handed it to Magellan's mouth. Allen gestured: "Please smoke a cigar. We will be a team from now on."

Cold sweat soaked Magellan's temples, and he had already noticed that the man in front of him was abnormal and was simply a moody lunatic. Therefore, he picked up the carrot very wisely to avoid irritating him again.

"Tell me about the Court of Owls. I'm very interested in it. I hope you won't be disrespectful."

Allen let out a permeating laugh and said expectantly: "I hope you don't know how to praise, Jie Jie Jie..."

For a moment, Magellan fell into hesitation. He seemed to know something hidden, but he was afraid to tell what he knew.

"Sure enough, I caught the wrong person. You are Meowling's man."

Allen grinned and took out a photo.

In the photo, a five or six-year-old child is playing happily in the park, and the shooting angle is obviously a candid shot.

When he saw the boy in the photo, Magellan's eyes widened in panic and he hurriedly begged: "Don't hurt my child. He is innocent. He is only six years old. You can't do that."

"What do we do?"

With a snap, Allen took the photo on his face and said angrily: "Who do you think we are? We are criminals with principles and bottom lines. How could we do something to harm an innocent child? Your thoughts are too dirty." , which makes me very disappointed.”

After hearing this, Magellan breathed a long sigh of relief.

At least, if the other party can abide by the rule of not bringing harm to his family, it is considered a moral benchmark in the criminal industry.

"I will not hurt a child, but your lady doesn't know."

When the conversation changed, Allen rubbed his chin and thought.

"No, no, no..., I'll tell you everything I know. Please don't tell Connie, she doesn't know anything."

Magellan broke the defense on the spot.

Just because the child in the photo is his illegitimate child.

Moreover, he came from a commoner background, and his entry into politics relied entirely on the resources of his first wife.

If this matter were to be exposed, not only would his reputation be ruined, his status as a member of parliament would be lost, but he would even be thrown out of the house and penniless.

In America, rich people are like monkeys. They sign various agreements before marriage. If one party makes a mistake and gets divorced, they have to cleanse themselves and leave the house.

The problem is that he has no money in his pocket, and the little wives raised outside will not pay attention to this little old man.

Allen asked righteously: "Congressman Magellan, what do you think of such a criminal and crazy organization like the Court of Owls?"

What can you say?

It has huge power and extensive penetration, and is an existence that cannot be provoked at all.

However, Magellan heard what Allen meant and echoed: "For the sake of the country and the people, the evil forces must be physically destroyed."

"Gu De Boai, congratulations on passing the test and being recognized by Gotham's comedy team."

Allen said seriously: "Our funny team is committed to saving Gotham. As the leader of the team, I hereby grant you the honor of being a peripheral member."

"Thank you, Captain, for your recognition of me." Magellan responded awkwardly.

Funny team.

Damn it, can you be more serious?

I even pinched my nose to recognize the troublemakers.

"Very good, the joining ceremony is a must."

Allen moved a chair and set up a camera to conduct a question and answer process.

Ask about the Court of Owls and who members Magellan knew.

Obviously, evidence is being collected.

The opponent had a handle, and Magellan had to obey.

I have spent most of my life trying to climb up to the upper class, but I don’t want to fall into the clouds.

Recalling his childhood farm life was his motivation to climb up.

After some interrogation, Allen turned off the video when he was satisfied, waved his hand and said, "Help our congressman comrades loosen their bonds."

"When can I go home?"

Magellan was like a deflated rubber ball, with no temper at all.

There are more and more excuses for falling into the opponent's hands, including secrets of illegitimate children, betrayal of organization videos, directly from living on the streets, reducing dimensions to killing corpses on the streets.

"Don't be anxious."

Allen put his arm around his shoulders and comforted him: "Members of the group must take a ID photo, and someone will take off their clothes."

"Tear off your clothes!?"

Magellan took a step back and hugged his chest with both hands. He was so aggrieved that tears were streaming down his face. He begged, "I've already said it, don't mess with me."

"What words? What are these words? Normal joining process."

Allen winked, and the clowns understood.

Under coercion and pressure, Magellan took off his clothes with difficulty and allowed everyone to take pictures with their cameras. He even had to pose like a bunny girl on the cover of Playboy.

After the humiliating process was over, Magellan put on his clothes one by one, thinking that he was being ravaged by a group of strong men, and that he felt like crying without tears.

Allen bared his teeth and threatened: "If you dare to betray the funny group, the next day, I will mail three pieces of information to the major daily newspapers."

Magellan nodded dully as if he had lost his soul.

He casually ordered the two clowns to help everyone send the people away.

Allen took off his hood and asked Arthur: "Do you understand what to do?"

"Don't worry, boss, I'll take care of the rest."

With a sinister smile on his face, Arthur returned to his old profession, which he was the best at.

Of course, Cobot and Edward were doing similar things at this time.

If it cannot be defeated head-on, then it will be disintegrated from within and eventually replaced.

"The Court of Owls is parasitic in the city of Gotham, and our funny team snatches you from the inside, Jie Jie Jie..."

Allen smiled and his face could not help but darken, and said with emotion: "After all, I still live in a way that I hate."

Half an hour later.

Magellan returned to the place where he was robbed.

He gathered his mood and got into the car. He didn't start the engine for a long time. Images of humiliation kept flashing through his mind, and he finally lost control of his emotions.

"I'm dirty, wuwuwu..."