American comics: This guy is crazy

"It's been a really quiet time for more than a month."

Clown Arthur's legs were hanging on the alloy round table, leaning against the chair comfortably.

The members of the funny group sit together.

Nanawi wore a Ares helmet as a crown on his head and was reading a marine life magazine with gusto.

Penguin Cobot took a sip of coffee and agreed in a gentlemanly manner: "I miss the days of fighting Batman a little bit."

"There hasn't been any big news in Gotham recently. The new criminals are doing things without any rules and robbing banks recklessly. There is really nothing novel about it."

The Riddler spread his hands and said contemptuously: "No need for Blue..."

"Oh..., it's Batman."

Cobot reminded hurriedly.

"Batman doesn't need to take action, Robin can handle it by himself." Edward corrected his slip of the tongue.

Batman's true identity is Bruce Wayne, a well-known secret.

Everyone has a tacit understanding not to call each other by their first names.

After all, it is quite sad for a middle-aged man to wander around Gotham, a city full of tall buildings, every day.

"Speaking of which, Batman is an ordinary person who dreams of being a superhero all day long. He is really naive. Look at him, he has more or less super powers. If we didn't have a few old guys to help him increase his popularity, he wouldn't be able to be on the list. Ranking number one among superheroes, Jie Jie Jie..." Arthur let out a mocking laugh.

"But, having said that, if we can rank among the top ten super criminals, we must have Batman's help." Cobot said casually.

Edward echoed: "It can only be said that we have made each other successful."

They make Batman what he is.

Batman makes them, too.

If Bruce hadn't insisted on the no-kill principle, Gotham City might not have such a high crime rate.

Of course, it is more likely that Bruce is dead.

Under the no-kill principle, super criminals operating in Gotham more often do not kill without mercy.

It was as if they had reached an unspoken agreement with each other.

Batman needs super criminals, and super criminals need Batman.

"I'm back."

A familiar voice sounded.

For a moment, Arthur, Cobot and Edward put away their thoughts.

I felt depressed in my heart.

The good times are over.

Under the leadership of Allen, we experienced two big scenes and were really exhausted both physically and mentally.

The criminal deeds that were committed in the past now appear to be nothing more than trivial matters.

With today's mentality, I am not even interested in robbing banks.

In the past, it was just an appetizer, a small part of Batman's trap.

"Owner!"

Allen stepped into Arkham Fortress and was greeted by a huge figure.

No guesswork was needed to know it was Nanawi.

As soon as he saw Allen, he dropped the magazine in his hand, and a brutal collision struck him.

"Master, Nanawi misses you so much."

Nanawi's protruding nose was squeezed and deformed when pressed against Allen's face, and he let the other man press him down as if he was helpless.

Allen said weakly: "I think you want me to die."

Nanawi pulled away a little, looked at Allen in a dazed state, and said angrily: "Master, who hurt the master like this, Nanawi will definitely help the master to avenge him."

"never mind."

Allen stared blankly, as if he had dropped everything and escaped into Buddhism, and said calmly: "When will the injustice be repaid? I don't blame him."

"Master, you are so great."

Nanawi hugged him again with admiration, and his protruding nose made the right side of Allen's face dent.

Allen couldn't bear to be angry at Nanawi, whose IQ was not online.

A brainless shark, what could he do wrong?

The reunion ends with a hug.

Allen sat in his exclusive seat, placed the calico cat on the table, and solemnly introduced: "This is the calico cat I adopted. From now on, he will be a member of the funny group."

No one had any objection.

A shark can be Robin, why can't a cat, and besides, it's pretty chubby.

"Let's get down to business."

Allen said seriously: "How long will I be gone?"

"Forty-one days, six hours, twelve minutes and thirty-one seconds."

Edward pushed up his glasses, looked at the watch in his hand, and accurately reported the last seconds.

Allen bared his teeth and praised: "Dehua, I just admire your damn meticulous and rigorous temperament."

"Thank you for the compliment." Edward nodded gracefully.

"Back to business."

Allen dug into his armpit.

The three of them couldn't help but lean back tactically, sighing that his armpits were really good at pinching him. The most interesting thing to mention was the dagger held between his buttocks, which was not afraid of the blade piercing the skin of a swallow.

Allen held up a gem that glowed green and showed off: "Clang, clang, clang..., I brought back the time stone."

"This is the Infinity Stone!?"

Greed was evident on Arthur's face.

That time, Allen scared off Barbatos, but they were all present. They knew very well that the power of the infinite stones made the gods who had the power to destroy the world fear them.

Even the Zhenglian collective did not dare to disobey and chose to surrender.

“The real deal.”

Allen said proudly: "I traveled to Kama Taj five hundred years ago, and pulled it out of the Eye of Agamotto. It is 100% authentic."

Five hundred years ago?

Kama Taj?

Agamotto?

The three of them were stunned upon hearing this.

Of course, the inconsequential thing, the only thing worth caring about is the Infinity Stones.

"The Time Stone, as the name suggests, controls time. It is simply a cheating artifact."

Allen threw it towards Arthur and said, "I'll let you play with it."

The latter quickly took the gem, put it in his hand and looked at it quietly for a long time, and then asked: "Boss, how do you use it?"

Yes.

That's right.

Arthur didn't feel any change at all, just like an ordinary luminous stone.

"Um..., I don't know how ordinary people use gems."

Allen uses his magic to control the time stone.

Thinking back to the time when he obtained the Cosmic Rubik's Cube and had no ability to move it, he could only use it as a brick to hit people.

For a moment, the three of them lost interest.

I wanted to use the infinite gems to become awesome.

As a result, Muggle limitations that come with discrimination come without abilities.

Meow!

When Arthur was about to return the Time Stone, the calico cat on the table suddenly spit out tentacles like squid tentacles from its mouth and rolled the Stone into its belly.

"Oh..., what kind of monster!?"

Feeling that his palms were filled with slippery mucus, Arthur took a few steps back in confusion and panic.

Coster and Edward subconsciously hugged each other in fear, suddenly feeling that their behavior was too close, and immediately separated and stepped aside, blushing in embarrassment.

"Octopus cat, it's an octopus cat, an octopus cat that eats sharks"

Nanawi was so frightened that he hid under the table, holding his head and trembling.

"Don't be afraid, it's an element-devouring beast."

A cat that can spit out octopus whiskers from its mouth is undoubtedly an element-devouring beast with a dimension in its stomach.

Allen put his hand into his crotch and groped for a while, took out the magic light ring, waved it in front of Sanhua, and said seductively: "Mimi, spit out the gem and give you a ring, okay?"

puff!

The next moment, Allen was confused.

Sanhua spit out its tentacles and swept away the lantern ring, then licked its claws.

"ah……"