American comics: This guy is crazy

"Arkham Asylum Takes a New Wave"

"Adhering to Four Principles to Build a New Gotham"

"Combating the Increasingly Rampant Transvestism on City Streets"

"Severely crack down on the evil capital forces led by Wayne's criminal group"

"..."

…

Looking at the campaign platforms dictated by Allen and recorded by Unita.

Arthur the Clown, Cobot the Penguin, and Ed the Riddler were all numb.

Good guy, just call him good guy.

You clearly said you wouldn't cause trouble for Batman.

What the hell, every single point in the program is aimed at others.

In particular, Article 4 names criminal groups.

Allen looked at the three people dumbfounded and asked calmly: "What's the problem?"

"Boss, how much do you hate Batman?" Edward asked awkwardly.

"Who told him not to play with me..."

Ahem...

In a moment of excitement, Allen spoke out what was in his heart, and then pretended to be calm and defended: "The Wayne family controls more than 30% of Gotham City's industries and has built a city into a smoky mess. Isn't it a crime? Moreover, it persecutes millions of people." The people, as well as their children and grandchildren, are simply guilty of an unpardonable crime, so we must resolutely focus on the attack."

The three people stared at each other, obviously not agreeing with this statement.

It's easy to feel shy when people are watching you.

Allen couldn't help but dodge his eyes and quibbled: "The relationship between Bruce and the Assassin's League is unclear. I deeply suspect that there is a conflict of interest."

Stop pretending.

We want to hear the truth.

The three of them still stared questioningly.

"Hate!"

Allen covered his face in shame and said truthfully: "He didn't listen to my advice and didn't take me to play with him. He just wanted to take revenge on purpose."

Um…

This is true and we love to hear it.

"You guys watch first while I take a shower."

Allen grabbed a pair of red bats in a birdcage and teased the pets he had not seen for a long time between his fingers.

If it hadn't come from the body of Lilith, the ancestor of the blood race, ordinary bats would have starved to death long ago.

At this moment, all the vampires have evacuated Gotham.

The impact of the Barbatos crisis was too great, and the vampires were implicated as accomplices, so special attention was paid to the purge of the vampires.

Furthermore, Zhenglian has listed Gotham as a city of focus, waiting to be easily pursued by the human god Superman.

In the eyes of superheroes, vampires are not human beings, and they do not have to be merciful when killing them.

"Your Majesty, more than half of the Thirteen Territories have been lost, and most of the purebloods have retreated to their strongholds."

"They are so powerful that they have been transformed into half humans and half machines."

"The research institutions we control are conducting research on serum evolution, but the progress is very slow and cannot be applied in practice."

"..."

Thirteen pure-blood princes verbally described the current situation of the vampire clan.

This involvement in the Court of Owls was a complete strategic mistake, which involved a series of chain consequences.

Just when Lilith was about to make arrangements.

Suddenly, his body trembled slightly, his hands tightly grasped the armrests of the chair, and his face instantly turned pale.

The damn feeling came over me again.

After more than a month of rest, Lilith almost forgot about the missing part of her body, and now the shameful and strange feeling began to torment herself all the time again.

"Your Majesty is in poor health, so the meeting will be postponed to another day."

The maid realized that the situation was not good and immediately made a decision for Lilith.

Although the princes did not believe that there was something wrong with His Majesty's health, they observed for a long time and realized the problem.

In the past, Lilith's dress was neither unrestrained nor so conservative.

Nowadays, everyone wears high collar and inner lining to show off.

Recalling Lilith's scream that day, I couldn't help but understand it.

After all, among all the great men who are thousands of years old vampires, who doesn't have three wives and four concubines? No matter how dull they are, they should be able to hear some tricks.

Once back in the bedroom.

Lilith sat next to the bed and crossed her arms tightly across her chest, trying to alleviate the strange feeling.

His originally pale face gradually turned rosy, and his legs unconsciously closed together.

Um…

He opened his thin lips slightly and exhaled a mouthful of fragrant hot breath.

"Your Majesty, would you like some blood food to relieve your pain?"

The maid brought a glass of blood that looked like aged red wine, trying to help Lilith divert her attention.

The king of the blood clan, Lilith is very particular about her blood diet.

Blood must be donated willingly by children and stored in the blood bank for a long time in the form of blood donation.

In order to control the population and long-term survival, purebloods have long abandoned the original method of sucking the blood of living people, and instead rely on the convenience brought by technology to establish blood banks to purchase blood.

A device specially designed to preserve blood, which can simulate human circulation to maintain freshness.

Even artificial blood is being studied to improve the blood food supply.

On the contrary, due to the huge number of hybrids, they simply cannot supply the amount of blood food, resulting in the phenomenon of hunting humans at night.

"Need not."

Lilith resisted asking: "Is there any news about that guy?"

"Your Majesty, through informants, the target has appeared in Arkham Asylum. Do you need to send out an elite team?"

The target naturally refers to Allen.

Nowadays, it is impossible for the vampires to appear on a large scale to avoid attracting the attention of Zhenglian.

What's more, the vampire clan is currently in a weak position, and the Holy See, which has been competing for thousands of years, is always ready to strike a thunderous blow.

"Assign a professional killer. He doesn't ask for killing people. As long as he can kill bats, the mission will be completed."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

In Lilith's view, Allen is not so easy to kill. He only needs to kill the missing part of his body and it can grow back.

Just because, the video of Allen's victory over the Devastator and the Red Death was quietly circulated among the various forces.

A metropolis, a developed city, must install many surveillance cameras.

At the same time, Lilith secretly decided to go to America again in person.

…

Thick steam filled the bathroom.

Warm water droplets sprayed from the showerhead, falling on Allen's wet face.

ah…

Allen opened his mouth wide and then sprayed hot water.

Take a shower and rinse your mouth. You must be careful in your conduct.

"Lolololo..."

Zhi…

He grinned his lips, pressed his upper and lower teeth together, pushed his tongue outward, and sprayed water between his teeth, pouring on the two red bats.

"We've been together for so long, I want to give you names."

Allen twisted the bat and thought: "Left bag, right bag, what does it sound like? Isn't it very artistic?"

The red bat's cute and innocent eyes had no intention of refuting the madman's insults.

"Zuo Bao'er, why do you smell so good?"

"Right bag, you smell very good too."

Allen came closer to smell it and smelled a faint special fragrance, but he couldn't describe the specific fragrance. He couldn't help but put a mean smile on his face: "You will be my bath towel from now on."

Squeeze the shower gel on the body of the red bat and rub it into a dense lather.

Then, use it as a foaming ball and apply it all over your body.

"Wash the fragrance, be happy, wash the bells..."

Allen enjoyed the bathing process so much that he couldn't help humming the music.

And everything is clearly fed back to Lilith.

Fortunately, I didn't witness it with my own eyes, otherwise I would be so angry that I would vomit blood.