American comics: This guy is crazy

"This is New York?"

Allen randomly found a picture on the Internet and landed in New York through the portal.

Nanawi, who was accompanying him, wore a helmet of the god of war on his head, and Sanhua stayed inside the helmet, as if it were a cat's nest.

"Pinch, pinch, pinch..."

Nanawi sucked his fingers, looking hungry.

If three meals a day are served in Arkham Asylum, there is no guarantee of taste, but you can go wild in Gotham City.

When they were away from home, they were penniless and had problems eating.

"Damn it, are we going to be the first pair of superheroes to starve to death?"

Before Allen went out, he was embarrassed to ask Cobot and Edward for some funds.

It would be a joke if the leader of a funny group asks his younger brother for money.

"Nanawi, don't worry, I'll fight a wave of wild animals first."

"Well... Nanawi likes to play in the jungle."

When Allen saw the appearance of the Nanawi Shark Man, he decided to act alone to avoid causing unnecessary panic.

He didn't notice at all that he was wearing the Laughing Armor, and others thought he was a pervert.

Nanawi hid beside the trash can, watching Allen walk out of the alley, holding out Sanhua and saying: "Nanawi can't eat Mimi, Mimi is also the owner's pet, pets can't eat pets, Nanawi Wei doesn’t like mice, can Mimi eat those two red mice?”

puff!

The next moment, Sanhua spit out a bunch of radish-like fruits.

If Allen had been there, he would have recognized the movie where Nebula kept trying to eat but ended up eating raw yarrow.

"Okay, Mimi will treat Nanawi to some fruit. Mimi will be Nanawi's best friend from now on."

Nanawi ate each yarrow fruit with relish.

At this moment, Allen took to the streets, looking left and right for relief.

Pedestrians passing by gave way to him.

A normal person would go out in strange clothes in broad daylight.

It's obviously an imitation of Batman, but maybe I bought pirated clothing, which doesn't look cool at all, more like a low-end beggar's copy cosplay.

Walked around a corner.

What came into view was a group of marchers holding slogans and placards.

“Big cities are different, and America’s characteristics can be seen everywhere.”

Allen ducked into the crowd, joined the demonstration, and experienced a sense of freedom.

"I'm suffocating."

"He's just a kid."

"Refuse to eat animal meat and prohibit the persecution of cows."

"Freedom of clothing and freedom of gender."

“One’s gender cannot be assumed.”

"..."

Allen shouted various slogans with enthusiasm.

The parade stopped moving forward, and pairs of disgusted eyes focused on him.

Allen asked doubtfully to the woman beside him: "Why are you looking at me?"

"Are you here to cause trouble?" the woman asked.

"No."

Allen said sincerely: "I am safeguarding everyone's rights."

"We are an animal protection organization."

A man explained, pointing to the pattern on his chest, and said: "A public welfare activity to protect the habitat of seagulls."

Protect the seagulls, it will hurt if you have too much time.

Allen bluntly retorted: "Seagulls eat fish, why don't you protect fish? Don't fish deserve protection? Don't fish deserve protection? You are discriminating against fish, just because fish live in water and don't breathe with us." In the same air, you hypocrites discriminate against fish.”

As soon as this statement came out, the crowd was furious.

They all clamored to show Allen some color.

"Oh, this mage likes to fight in groups the most."

Allen made a starting move, preparing to use the form of Ikon.

boom!

There was a gunshot.

The police detective maintaining order shouted: "Everyone squat down."

After warning shots were fired, the marchers immediately lost their temper.

Only Allen still stood where he was and said proudly: "Only criminals squat, heroes never surrender."

"Lie down with your head in your hands and don't make any resistance."

More than a dozen police detectives were pressing closer, ready to empty their magazines.

It looks like a prosperous city, but in fact the public security is worrying.

Entering the first lesson of the industry, you are indecisive when encountering problems and empty your magazine.

"Master, Nanawi is here to save you."

After hiding in the alley for a long time, Nanawi, who couldn't bear the loneliness, quietly came out to look for Allen.

With a garbage bag on his head, he deceived himself into thinking it was a perfect disguise.

"Nanawi stop!"

Allen spoke to stop him, but it was too late.

A group of police detectives started shooting together, and the bullets roared towards the Nanaway like a heavy rain.

The demonstrators who were squatting down were frightened when they heard the sound of gunshots. They fled in all directions, fearing that they would eat a peanut if they could not dodge.

"Shet, what the hell!"

"Officer, it looks like a shark."

"I absolutely know it's a shark. The question is, he has arms and legs. Can he be a normal shark?"

…

The dense bullets tore the garbage bag into pieces, revealing the face of the Nanawi shark, which attracted many police detectives to shoot more wildly.

"Headquarters, requesting support."

"Received, may I have any remarks?"

"A shark that can't be killed by bullets appears on Lincoln Avenue. Quickly dispatch the emergency response team. Forget it, let's just notify the Avengers. I feel like things can't be settled."

"receive."

Within a moment, all the police detectives emptied all their bullets, and Nanawi in front of them was safe and sound, looking at each other with a blank expression.

"If you don't run away yet, the shark will bite you one little Karami at a time."

Allen reminded him nonchalantly.

Suddenly, the detectives dispersed.

Earning a salary of $3,000 and being unable to do superhero work, you can't blame the detective for being greedy for life.

"Nanawi, are you okay?"

Allen stepped forward to ask and observe whether there were any injuries.

"Nanawi is fine."

Ah sneeze…

Nanawi raised his head and sneezed, and the bullet stuck in his nostril was sprayed out. He said with satisfaction: "Nanawi feels much better."

"..."

Allen twitched the corner of his mouth, suddenly feeling that he underestimated Nanawi's defensive ability.

call out…

There was a roar of propellers.

The gold and red mecha stood in the sky, and there was no doubt that Iron Man was the first to arrive.

Stark Tower is not far away, two or three streets away, and the top floor is the exit passage. It's not surprising that he can get there as soon as possible.

The thrusters on Tony's palms and soles of his feet kept his body balanced in the air. "Batman, Shark Man, raise your hands and surrender immediately. I will charge you with disturbing public order."

Allen put his hands on his hips, raised his head and shouted: "Nephew, uncle, I'm here to see you."

Tony's tone became a little more serious, and he set up two rows of mini-missiles on his shoulders, warning: "If you continue to verbally provoke, I won't be polite."

"Nanawi, look at my eldest nephew beating his uncle. If I hadn't given Howard the technology, where would Stark Industries have come from?"

Allen patted Nanawi on the shoulder and said, "We are here to ask for the debt and make Stark poor."

"Nanawi, do you like pinching the most?"

And at this moment.

The artificial intelligence in Tony's mecha suit has analyzed the opponent's identity and clearly presented it in front of him.

Character: Allen

Identity: SHIELD weapons expert, second shareholder of Stark Industries...

Gender: unknown

Abilities: unknown

Relationship: Howard Stark's best friend, Tony Stark's uncle...