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Alan pulled up his pants and jumped off the dissection table.

Barry held the scalpel in his hand and looked at the corpse covered with urine. He suddenly felt that he had no idea where to start.

I have to admit that Alan's exorcism method is quite unique.

"Master, what is boy's urine?" Bruce couldn't help but ask curiously.

"A man who has never experienced sex."

Alan's sullen response was not a very glorious thing after all.

"I see."

Bruce's eyes lit up and he felt a little relieved.

If it weren't for Alan's interference, his first time would be given to old lady Gu Xi.

He thought to himself that if he encountered similar things in the future, he would unbutton his pants and pee on the spot.

In fact, it was not the case. The real reason was that Alan secretly activated the priest skill of the sacred domain to cut off the other party's witchcraft connection.

Within the sacred domain, any negative black magic is isolated outside.

Resulting in the failure of the other party's spell.

Barry resisted the nausea and prepared to complete the unfinished work.

Suddenly, the female corpse opened her eyes, sat up straight, and stared at the three people present with a pair of lychee-like eyes.

"The corpse is coming back to life!"

Barry and Bruce hid behind Allen in fear.

Professional matters should be handled by professionals.

"Hello."

Alan waved shyly and apologized: "I am willing to take responsibility for the behavior that tarnished you just now."

"You killed my daughter, and I will make you pay the price."

The female corpse made a hoarse voice, revealing a hatred that went deep into the bones.

"Who is your daughter?"

Alan was confused and didn't understand the relationship between the characters at all.

"Wait, I will not only kill you all, but also bury countless people with you."

After speaking, the female corpse lay down again, as if nothing had happened.

And in the basement of the church far away.

The middle-aged nun finished controlling the corpse remotely, and she already had a look of despair.

Turning around, she pulled out an ancient book of human skin from the bookshelf behind her.

The black handwriting was all written in human blood, but it turned black over time.

The Book of Solomon.

It records the summoning ceremony of the seventy-two demons.

At this moment, the middle-aged nun, who was full of despair, had no scruples.

The dagger used for the ritual cut open her palm and pressed it on the cover of the Book of Solomon.

She chanted a spell.

She was going to guide the seventy-two demons in hell, so that the demons would invade the human world and cause the end of the world.

Witches who practice black magic usually become vicious and full of destructive tendencies, hoping that the end of the world is the ultimate goal.

Of course, there are doubts about whether the seventy-two demons can destroy the world.

After all, being able to record it in the book is equivalent to bragging.

If the end of the world is really possible, how can it be a mortal to start it.

However, it is a fact that a disaster has been caused.

As the spell ended.

The middle-aged nun had no life, and it was obvious that the ritual was completed by sacrificing souls.

At the same time.

The Warrens, who were on the latest flight to Los Angeles, immediately had a premonition.

Rowling, who was sitting by the window, looked at the prosperous city, which instantly turned into a purgatory with flames spreading and demons dancing.

"What's wrong?"

The two exorcists were inseparable and had already reached a tacit understanding. Ed sensed his wife's changes at the first time.

"I think things have developed to an uncontrollable point."

Rowling's vision returned to normal, and she leaned on her husband's shoulder, saying with a slightly sad tone: "Ed, this time our lives may be in danger."

"I will always be with you."

Ed held Rowling's hand, giving her support and comfort.

...

The autopsy was completed overnight.

Barry asked for a leave of absence, mainly because his experience last night was too incredible.

In particular, the many incredible things on the female corpse made the police officers with many years of work experience tingle, so they allowed him to rest and come back to work.

Barry followed them back to the haunted house, thinking that with the exorcist master Allen in charge, his life would not be in danger.

"Prepare some food."

Alan slumped on the sofa and gave an order to the undead.

In Barry's eyes, it was like talking to the air.

Bruce was not surprised. He had seen how many dead souls there were in the house, and gradually he was no longer afraid. However, once he returned to the sad place, he could not control his sadness.

The next scene shocked Barry so much that his scalp was numb.

The refrigerator opened automatically, the ingredients floated to the chopping board, the kitchen utensils were processed, and the gas stove turned on automatically to cook the food.

In fact, Vivian, Violet and Moira were busy.

"I don't eat coriander."

Allen reminded casually.

And Violet looked back and glared at him. The problem was that there was no coriander at home.

When have you ever seen white people put coriander in cooking?

Of course, a white meal with a bland taste was served on a plate and floated in front of the three people.

Barry was stunned and hesitated to eat.

Seeing Allen and Bruce eating with relish, he dared to try boldly.

"Most of the dead are not scary. The most dangerous are the evil spirits. If we get along well, we can be friends..."

Alan looked at Bruce and smiled mysteriously, "We can do something wonderful."

"What?"

Barry was a newcomer to society, so he naturally didn't understand the meaning of the words.

Bruce paused and gave him a look of annoyance.

Why not bring up the topic? The cheap master likes to open up scars. I really want to beat him up.

Not only him, but Bruce, the Batman in Allen's universe, has the same idea.

Ding Dong...

The doorbell rang.

Barry got up and opened the door, and saw a strange couple standing outside the door.

"Excuse me, who are you looking for?"

The visitors were naturally the Warrens, but Barry, who always believed in science, had no intention of paying attention to the two psychic experts.

"Yes, it's here."

Rowling nodded affirmatively and said, "I sense a very strong spiritual atmosphere."

After getting the answer, Ed turned and asked, "Did something strange happen in your house?"

"Yes."

Barry said truthfully, "Two exorcists are dealing with it in my house."

Exorcist?

The Warrens looked at each other and felt that something was wrong.

The number of exorcists recognized by the church is very small, and there are only a handful of clergy who have successful exorcism experience. They all know each other and have exchanged experiences with each other.

Moreover, without obtaining the church channel, there was news of exorcist activities in Los Angeles.

"We are also exorcists, can we meet two exorcists?"

Ed was sure that the so-called exorcists were liars.

There is never a shortage of fools in the world who cheat under the guise of exorcism.

Just because, there are often scammers who encounter real supernatural events and lose their lives accidentally.

"No problem, please come in."

With two more exorcists, the haunted house can return to normal as soon as possible. Barry is the result he wants, how can he drive the other party away.

Introduced into the house.

The Warrens were stunned.

In Ed's eyes, Alan leaned on the sofa with his legs raised in the air, and his movements were very inelegant.

And Rowling saw that Alan's legs were hanging on Vivian and Violet's thighs, enjoying the massage service.

A group of undead waited humbly on the side.

In particular, Uncle Ben and Tate's eyes did not hide their murderous eyes.

"The exorcists, the Warrens."

Alan had no intention of getting up to greet them, and said indifferently: "Seeing is believing, I have long admired you."

"Do you know us?" Ed's face showed a little smugness.

"No..., I have seen the Conjuring movie."

Alan naturally did not admit that it was a pirated copy that he watched in the adult area.