American comics: This guy is crazy

"Why are you hitting me?"

The ghost bride's eyes were full of tears, and she looked three parts aggrieved and seven parts angry.

"You stole my wife, and you are still so arrogant." Allen said, ready to raise his fist.

"Who stole your wife?"

The ghost bride looked surprised.

She is a female ghost, so she should rob men anyway. What's the point of robbing a woman back?

Of course, after the ghost bride died, she hated men because of love, and she hated men to death, and she wanted to torture any man she met to death.

"Don't think you can fool me by changing the black wedding dress to white."

Alan had a firm expression as if he had seen through his tricks.

Black wedding dress!

All of a sudden, the ghost bride realized that the other party had found the wrong person, and explained: "Are you looking for a ghost old man?"

"What ghost old man?"

Alan's eyes became more and more questioning, and he said: "I clearly saw a hardcore leftover woman who would definitely not get married. She put on a black wedding dress and held a wedding and funeral at the same time, focusing on economic benefits."

"..."

The ghost bride finally confirmed who the madman was looking for.

Hurry up and explain the target's information.

The so-called old lady in the black wedding dress is actually a male. Because she grew up in a single-parent family, she has been distortedly cared for by her mother and raised as a girl.

Moreover, she would beat or scold him if he was not satisfied with anything, which caused the old man to grow up with a distorted mentality, and finally put on a wedding dress and committed suicide.

"Fuck, I am a pervert and I think he is perverted enough."

Then, Allen asked: "Why does this old man grab my wife? Is he thinking about breeding?"

"No."

A trace of pity flashed in the eyes of the ghost bride, and she said: "The old man castrated himself when he was young."

Hiss...

Hearing this, Allen was so impressed that he scratched his neck and exclaimed: "In addition to Dongfang Bubai and Yue Buqun, I have another dead eunuch I respect."

How cruel must he be to be so cruel to himself.

Anyway, Allen was afraid of pain and couldn't do it, or he would be willing to give it a try if he was castrated by others.

"But you have to hurry up. The old ghost likes to make young women into dolls for display." The ghost bride reminded.

"No, you still have to be strong."

Allen looked disdainful and asked casually: "Can you help me find the old eunuch?"

"Why should I help you."

The ghost bride responded angrily, and she felt angry when she thought of the punches and kicks she had just made.

Allen gave an irresistible reason: "I can not beat you to death."

"..."

The reason is very sufficient.

The ghost bride decisively admitted her defeat, but said stubbornly: "I promise you, but I am not afraid of you, I just don't want my female compatriots to be killed."

Hmm...

Allen nodded frequently, without exposing the last bit of dignity of the ghost bride, stepped forward and took her arm, and said in a sissy way: "We sisters must help each other."

"..."

Get out...

Who the hell is your sister.

Of course, the ghost bride couldn't say it, for fear of being beaten mercilessly.

"Went in the wrong direction."

The ghost bride was carried forward by Allen, but it was a completely different direction from the ghost old man's house.

"Sister, how did you disappear?"

On the way, Allen couldn't help asking about the ghost bride's experience.

"It's a long story." The ghost bride's eyes dimmed.

"Let me guess."

Alan took her right arm, put his head close to her shoulder, and said with a little bird-like look: "Did you have a car accident on the wedding day, and you turned into a ghost because you didn't get married?"

The ghost bride, who turned into a ghost because of her hatred for men, was disgusted by Allen's intimate behavior from the bottom of her heart, and the sharp nails on her ten fingers couldn't help but stretch out.

But due to the other party's power, she had to cooperate in acting.

"No, I found that my fiancé and the bridesmaid had an affair on the wedding day. This pair of dogs and men had been plotting my property for a long time. When the matter was exposed, they joined forces to push me down the stairs, so I hate all men." The ghost bride said.

"Tsk..., this scumbag is so disgusting, how dare he bully my rich sister."

Alan asked viciously: "Do you know the scumbag's home address? I'll throw him off the top of the Empire State Building to experience free fall."

"He died in my hands thirty years ago."

Since becoming an evil spirit, it was the first time that the ghost bride heard someone want to avenge her. She felt warm in her heart and her hatred for Alan was reduced a little.

"He's lucky. If it were me, I would have chemically castrated him and sold him to Siam to serve customers." Alan said viciously.

What a vicious idea.

However, it was very satisfying to hear.

"What are you doing?"

The ghost bride stopped and raised her hand to see that the other's left hand was already intertwined with hers, just like a couple.

"I'm just worried that my sister will get lost."

Alan's cheeks flushed, and he said shyly: "So I have to lock it up."

The ghost bride's pale face suddenly turned red, and she said a little at a loss: "Can you let go of my hand? My family is a believer of traditional doctrines. Before the wedding is truly completed, there can be no close contact between men and women."

"I'm more excited for some reason."

Instantly, Alan gradually became obscene and licked the back of the ghost bride's hand.

Ah...

The warm and slippery feeling made the ghost bride's body covered with goose bumps. She desperately shook her arms to try to get rid of Alan, shouting loudly: "It's disgusting, let go of me, and you already have a wife, don't keep pestering me..."

It's a pity that Allen is like a dog-skin plaster, and he sticks to her no matter how hard he struggles.

After a fruitless struggle, the ghost bride stopped resisting.

"Sister, tell me about the spirit realm, I want to hear it, can you?" Allen kept acting like a spoiled child on the ghost bride's head.

The ghost bride was full of disgust, and she was helpless and couldn't resist.

She is really a coquettish and pretentious clingy person.

Thinking back to the past, if I could have met this guy earlier, maybe my fate would have changed because of it.

The ghost bride shook her head subconsciously and shook off the unrealistic idea.

"This is the evil spirit community, part of the entire spirit realm. Every house is inhabited by evil spirits. You can enter the ghost city along the kilometer, but there are not only evil spirits, but also undead and evil spirits everywhere. Don't do stupid things. Wait until you rescue your wife and return to reality quickly." The ghost bride kindly reminded.

"I know."

Alan flirted shamelessly and said, "I listen to my sister the most."

When she spoke, the hot air blew on her neck, and the ghost bride said awkwardly, "Can you not get so close?"

"I don't want it."

And Alan continued to flirt like a 985-year-old man.

The ghost bride rolled her eyes helplessly, but looked at his appearance patiently and felt that he was very pleasing to the eye, even very handsome.

But it's a pity that a fair and delicate big boy is a mental patient.

"We're here."

The ghost bride pointed to a dilapidated house and said, "The ghost old man lives here."