American comics: weaving myths, starting from urban legends

The firepower of the New York police is indeed relatively weak.

Strictly speaking, it should be said that the police in most places in the United States do not actually have weapons of mass destruction, and they are also subject to many restrictions on their use of force. after all.

Everyone knows that the United States is a free country. In this magical country, there have been police fights in two places. The county-level police frantically resisted the municipal police’s law enforcement.

The largest weapon the police can possess is probably a sniper rifle. However, the hidden sniper even emptied a magazine without tipping over [Granny Girl].

This situation.

Generally there are only two possibilities.

Either the sniper missed the shot, or the sniper bullet was useless – the New York police sniper, who has been the third runner-up in the Sniper Competition for six consecutive times, said he only believed in one of the possibilities. There is no way his bullet missed the target. He chose to believe that there is a ghost in this world.

“It can’t be killed at all! Bullets are useless!”

After the police exchanged fire, they all realized how abnormal the situation at the scene was. They discovered that their shots could not cause any harm to the other party.

Not only the statue, which they thought was covered with leather, but also Disabled women wearing only thin coats also ignored the bullets fired by the police.

“what happened! ?”

“What are those two things! ?”

“Not a man in leather and a lunatic?”

Although today’s scene can only be regarded as a small incident compared to what happened in [Nibelungen], it still subverts the New York police’s understanding of reality.

This is what they have achieved after half a year of training. What can a young police officer on duty be able to handle?

“That woman! That woman’s bear can’t even cum!”

Some police officers targeted [Group Girl]’s unreasonably large bear, but the result was that [Grip Girl]’s bear only shook a few times under the impact of the bullets.

“How can it be! ? ?”

Now the police are completely convinced that [the gapped woman] is not human. Human bears cannot be that big, and there is absolutely no way that a stuffed bear can stop a bullet.

Last time, the New York police shot and killed a plastic surgery woman. , the bursting silicone spurted out even more fiercely than blood – many policemen widened their eyes in horror and disbelief, looking at the two unaffected terrifying things in the distance, and many of them were shocked. He was so broken that he threw down his weapon and covered his head.

“Evil spirit! It must be an evil spirit!”

“These two guys are evil spirits released by humans!”

“Let the church handle it! Our police cannot handle such cases!”Some religious policemen shouted hysterically and began to throw down their 463 weapons and planned to retreat directly.

“What? Supernatural events?”

Many reporters did not forget to pursue fame and fortune while fleeing. When they heard the police’s shouts, they immediately came back to shoot the scene even if they took risks.

“Oh my God! This kind of news will definitely break out!”

“A real evil spirit appears in New York! Guns can’t kill at all! Such news is enough to shock the world!”

“Use salt! Salt can kill evil spirits!”

……

Many citizens watching the excitement ran away, but reporters and media were using facts to verify a truth – anyone may lose their mind in the face of huge interests.

After discovering that something was not right about the situation at the scene, and that what the police were fighting was probably a real evil spirit, the reporters and media all sensed that this kind of news would cause an explosion.

They want to become celebrity media figures who are noticed by the world, and they want to be the first batch of true whistleblowers in the world. Many reporters and media who ran out of the hunting range of the two fantasy creatures actually took the risk and ran back – they carried the The camera looks really impassioned as it must reveal the truth to the world.

“It’s this time”

【[Motherlander] actually stayed above the clouds for a while after he arrived. He waited until [Slit Girl] and [Little Peanut] caused a big commotion again and harvested a lot of [Destiny Points] before he felt a little bit Reluctantly prepared to fall from the sky and play the role of a hero. to be honest.

If [the people of the motherland] weren’t worried that the two fantasy creatures would go crazy and kill all the reporters, he would definitely want to wait for a while on the cloud.

“No audience, no spotlight, that won’t work”【The Motherland] aimed at the most chaotic area and began to swoop away like a falling meteorite.

The violent wind roared in his ears, and the strong friction between his body and the air produced sparks, and there was an extremely harsh and sharp sound.

Carrying terrifying movements

【The people of the motherland] dive towards the earth with human cannon. this moment.

Relevant departments in the United States have once again detected traces of UFOs

“came back! Our new batch of military budget is back!”The U.S. military didn’t even bother to show it, and directly used the existence of [the people of the motherland] as a reason to ask Congress for funds.

“If you don’t give us more funds! We cannot resist such a threat! Very simple reason! If you want the horse to run, you have to feed it!”

“If we gave you enough budget, could you build a weapon against Superman? Or! Can you create a controllable clone of Superman for the United States?”

“certainly.”

Relevant dialogue.

It was completed before [the motherland] even landed. It has to be said that communication with the support of modern communication technology is so fast and efficient. The

US military agreed very decisively to the request of Congress. This It is also the tradition of the US military that they can agree to all unreasonable demands before the military funds are obtained.

��Wait until the military funds arrive.

A cheerful promise will slowly turn into”We’ll try our best.””，”We are working hard,” and after military expenditures are exhausted,”We need more funds to support a new round of research, and we are almost close to success.”The corruption of the U.S. military has gone deep into the bones.

Even the World Security Council can’t do anything about these guys with guns and cannons. This is probably why the U.S. military always makes trouble in the Marvel Universe. The reason.

Although many fans who follow the Marvel Universe like to criticize SHIELD, to be honest, the only official agency in the United States that is still performing its duties and doing serious business is SHIELD. I have to say.

This is definitely a It’s a very ironic thing. After all, because SHIELD was parasitized by Hydra, most of the people who work in it are loyal Hydra. The righteous American army is not as good as the implementation of”duties”. The Nazi remnants are really a hell of a joke

“Sir! Our satellites captured the mysterious man again! Oh my God! He is falling to the ground from a position close to space at an alarming speed!”

“Our surveillance satellites were only able to capture blurry images of him!”In the aerospace aircraft carrier, in the S.H.I.E.L.D. satellite monitoring room where the wartime headquarters was activated, the staff reported to the Iceberg Beauty and Director Black Braised Egg next to them, and all the technicians expressed unconcealable surprise. Phew.

I saw.

On the satellite monitoring monitor, the picture of [Motherland] swooping towards New York was shown at this time. The ever-increasing speed made the satellite monitoring picture begin to distort.

“What does he want to do! ? ?”

Nick Fury’s expression was full of surprise and uncertainty.

“Mobilize all the satellites we have, measure his flight trajectory, and see where his target is!”The iceberg beauty next to her actually issued the order as the commander.

Maria Hill.

She is Nick Fury’s right-hand assistant.

Now the senior agent with authority second only to Nick Fury in S.H.I.E.L.D. is responsible for handling various SHIELD’s senior affairs and decision-making for many important operations.

Maria Hill does not have any superpowers, and she is not one of the strongest agents in SHIELD in terms of skills, but her strategic decision-making ability can definitely be regarded as a leader Level.

In Chu Mu’s evaluation,

Maria Hill is an all-round agent. Of course, this type of all-round talent often has to work hard in most units.

“The trajectory calculation has been calculated, and he…his target is Second Avenue in Brooklyn, New York!”The technician quickly responded after a burst of crackling operations!

“Is this guy planning to use himself as a space-based weapon to blow up the entire New York City with exaggerated acceleration?”Nick Fury slapped the table with a shocked and angry expression.

“Forehead……”

Agent Hill wanted to remind his boss that the idea of space-based weapons was just a conspiracy by the defense department, a scam used to consume other countries’ resources and researchers. but.

Thinking of Nick Fury’s pettiness, the smart Agent Hill finally held back. She didn’t want to receive another notice from her superiors about working overtime continuously.

Last time.

She just treated Nick Fury to a meal of Texas Braised Chicken, and Nick Fury (ciff) secretly made a note in her mind, so that she worked overtime for a week in a row and dealt with a bunch of meaningless things.

“Second Avenue, Brooklyn, New York… A large-scale paranormal incident has just been reported here, and our missing strange statue and the woman with scissors appeared there.”

Agent Hill looked at the information on the side, her eyes flickered slightly, and her tone was a little uncertain,”Maybe this man wants to stop the massacre that is happening? Just like his kind, the one he imitates, Superman, a superhero who saves the world?”

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【The image of”Father of the Motherland” will indeed make people subconsciously associate him with Superman.

Agent Hill’s judgment makes sense. only.

Nick Fury shook his head

“I have a different view, Hill, we must be prepared for the worst in everything. Can you be sure that this man is not an accomplice of the two monsters who are massacring civilians?”

“You know, he, like the two monsters, appeared out of thin air.……”Nick Fury sounded worried and stared at the screen.

“Superpowers, alien heroes, night knights, and some Olympian Valkyries… I thought this world was already crazy and absurd enough, but now some demons, ghosts and evil spirits have emerged, and here we are We still don’t know what the mysterious recovery is.”

Nick Fury’s eyes were bloodshot, and his voice was hoarse and full of helplessness,”We must have a prepared plan to deal with the worst situation.”

“Humanity! You have to rely on yourself! Hill…it’s time for that plan to be launched.”Nick Fury seems to be making an extremely difficult decision.

“you sure?”

Agent Hill’s eyes narrowed slightly.

“Yes, we have no choice… Even if all kinds of evil will breed, we must take this risk for the future of mankind and the earth.”

Nick Fury’s expression was determined.

Agent Hill was silent for a long time.

“OK”

She chose to carry out the order of the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., but before initiating the so-called secret plan, the top priority now is to calm down the incident in New York as soon as possible

“Send Troop X to Second Avenue in Brooklyn.”Agent Hill turned to look at the technicians and gave the technicians the action assignment for the mobile unit.

“Those superpowers who are like rotten fish and shrimps cannot resist this kind of existence that is comparable to Superman.”Nick Fury is not optimistic about the recently established Task Force X.

How can a group of super-powered criminals who can be caught be so powerful?

“There is no way, if you didn’t want to steal Superman and Lois’s child, maybe we can still ask the genuine Superman for help when we are in a congratulatory situation like now.”

Agent Hill’s tone was also full of helplessness.

“I just want…I am all for the earth. You also know that Superman is not a native of our earth, and we need to control his genes.”

Nick Fury’s character has always been so paranoid.

“Perhaps stealing children is not the only way to obtain Superman’s genes.”Agent Hill actually felt that Nick Fury’s behavior was a little too radical.

“Isn’t that because Natasha failed to seduce Superman and we can’t obtain Superman’s DNA information in a relatively gentle way?”

Nick Fury continues to defend himself

“Forehead.”

Agent Hill didn’t know how to respond.

“In fact, it’s not like we don’t have the opportunity to regain Superman’s fighting power.”Nick Fury seemed to have thought of some idea at this time.

“Um?”

Agent Hill looked at Nick Fury with slight confusion. She didn’t know whether Nick Fury underestimated the love of parents for their children, or whether Nick Fury really thought that Superman would forgive S.H.I.E.L.D.’s actions.

“Today’s world is getting more and more chaotic. Constantine’s statement is very suitable to tell Superman. I don’t think Superman would want his children to live in the back garden of the evil god in the future, right?”

“And her wife Lois. Would Superman want his wife to become a toy of the evil god? At that time, we will let Constantine describe the evil gods a little more concretely…you know.”

Good guy.

I can only say that it is you.

Nick Fury.

You have really understood the threat.”

“……”

Agent Hill’s eyelids were twitching very obviously. She didn’t want to comment on Nick Fury’s plan against Superman, so she could only raise her head and continue to pay attention to the events in the Brooklyn neighborhood.

The guy who was suspected to have the same abilities as Superman, and whose clothing and appearance were all based on Superman, had already rushed out of the clouds and was about to arrive in a densely populated city.

“Friend or foe?”

Agent Hill is very worried about what happened to the people in the city.

She doesn’t know whether the powerful superhumans who suddenly appeared are really the same as Nick Fury said, and they are also those strange beings who cause harm to the world. part of

“Hopefully…God will be on our side as humans.”Agent Hill is actually an agent with faith. She basically does not mix her faith with her work.

However, this time, she is also rare in S.H.I.E.L.D. and prays internally.

There’s no way.

As the”deputy director” of SHIELD, she knows very well that SHIELD’s power is not only incapable of dealing with weirdos, but also beings with the same abilities as Superman.

“Maybe Nick Fury was right to want to start that plan.”

Agent Hill felt heavy.

There was a trace of struggle in his eyes.

“The man has landed!”

The technician’s exclamation brought Agent Hill back to reality from his hesitation. At the same time, Nick Fury rushed to the computer screen after using the toilet without washing his hands.

“Oh my God! He hit the street directly! He burst the fire hoses!”The technician’s exclamation made Nick Fury couldn’t help but slap him on the back of the head.

“What time has it been! Are you still running fire hoses? Bring me all the surveillance cameras on site! At the same time, keep air and space fighters ready at any time!”

Nick Fury gave the order.

S.H.I.E.L.D. is taking action.

As for what the [Motherlander], as the spiritual incarnation of Chu Mu, wants to do.

It’s actually very simple.

【People of the Motherland] just wanted to simply show off in front of the TV stations and most media. He really didn’t understand why SHIELD had to mobilize so many people..