American Entertainment 1982

"I think Stanford has become crazy in order to catch up with Harvard University, Yale University, Duke University, and New York University. Yesterday, I took the time to make a phone call with a high school classmate who was studying at New York University. He was in that prestigious semester school. Life is very pleasant. Compared with Stanford's damn quarter system, the intensity and pressure of study can be ignored. Do you know what is the most exaggerated? They only have 50 to 70 minutes per class, while ours A class is twice as long as theirs, maybe when I graduate, my bladder or prostate has been completely scrapped, so I can only carry the urine bag in one hand and receive the graduation certificate awarded by the dean in the other hand at the graduation ceremony."

Jason yawned, sat in the dining room seat and drank coffee to replenish his energy, and then complained to Tommy who was sitting across from him having breakfast, about the high-intensity student life at Stanford University.

Tommy enjoyed the food with his head down, and he didn't rush to speak, but Jason's complaint made other breakfast students in the restaurant echo him, talking about his friends who were studying in other semester universities, compared with himself who was studying at Stanford It was like being in heaven.

It’s no wonder they complained. Harvard and Yelu are still using the traditional semester system, that is, one year is divided into two semesters, but schools like Stanford University have chosen a more efficient quarter system, one year divided into two semesters. That is to say, if you are studying at Harvard and hate a professor and his class, you will have to endure at least half a year, but at Stanford, you will end that course and start a new course in ten weeks.

For Stanford’s pursuit of learning efficiency, Tommy Hawke feels that he can bear the pressure of midterm exams in the first month and final exams in the second month. As for Jason’s complaints, Tommy can only It is said that American college students are so happy that they have never experienced the troubles of Chinese high school students.

"On the bright side, it means that during our four years of undergraduate studies at Stanford University, we can experience more than six courses more than students from those traditional prestigious schools with a semester system. As long as you have enough energy, you can easily get a double degree." Tommy finished eating Sandwich, said to Jason.

Jason stared at Tommy bitterly: "Double degree? Enough energy? Dude, others don't know my energy, don't you still know? The various jobs you have arranged are almost draining me, I Now I can barely feel its existence every morning, you know, when I first entered school, it was full of energy every morning."

"I know, I know, Mr. Cowherd, I'm sorry, so today I will share some of your work, such as receiving our first student and customers." Tommy picked up the coffee and drank it, then wiped his lips, Said to Jason.

Jason scolded Tommy in disgust: "F*ckYou! Tommy! You don't want to share the burden at all, you just want to go with me to see if there are any pretty girls among the trainees! Right?"

"Watching girls doesn't conflict with sharing work." Tommy said: "Come on, most women choose to come to training on Saturday mornings when business is deserted. Do you know why, because the men who pay them have to do it on Saturdays?" Going back to the family hypocritically, freeing up tools to satisfy my wife who doesn’t pay for it.”

After taking the last sip of coffee, Jason got up and left the restaurant together with Tommy, and asked puzzledly as he walked, "Didn't you find a few girls to help you receive it? You don't have to go so early. Isn't it better to go to the classroom to see?" good?"

"Since I discovered the abilities of those idiots yesterday, I understand why many company founders like to do it by themselves." Tommy cursed in a bad tone.

In fact, Stanford University has no serious school gate. Anyway, most of the nearby land belongs to Stanford, so they can use it freely, so they hired designers who paid a high price to design the campus layout. They did not design the gate for Stanford at all, but designed a mile-long Palm Avenue. On both sides of the road are huge palm trees as high as 20 to 30 meters.

In short, at first glance, beginners can immediately understand what it means to be majestic.

When he first came to Stanford University, Tommy Hawk even ran over specially and walked along this palm avenue at sunset, imagining that he was a lonely cowboy, going to the old Stanford manor to kill and revenge alone.

Because the scenery of this avenue at sunset looks more sensational than the sycamore avenue in "Red Dead Redemption 2" where the eight cowboys stand side by side to get revenge against the light.

At this time, Tommy was sitting behind the reception desk set up at the entrance of Palm Avenue, a mile away from Stanford University, smoking a cigarette, turning a blind eye to the three promotional girls next to him who kept casting disgusting glances.

Gary Goode, who facilitated the training with Tommy, has been scolded by his members, and now everyone knows that he hired a rude and brutal country bastard to promote women's employment, but the bastard is right. Women don't have a little respect, and they scolded and cried two poor girls when they met for the first time.

A bus stopped not far away. It was the earliest bus of the day. Only two people got off the bus, a man and a woman. He walked towards Tommy and the others with some hesitation.

Tommy kept his eyes on the bus, put his legs down before the bus stopped, looked at the two people who were getting closer, and asked, "You two, I guess you want to ask about computer training?"

The couple obviously didn't know each other, but they both nodded at this time, which surprised Jason next to him. He lowered his voice and said to Tommy: "Tommy, you made a promotion outside of "Happy Seekers" ? Or are clients also interested in learning computers?"

"Maybe the client wants to have some common language with the prostitute? Or a cowherd? My God, I'm a perfect match with you, you can communicate!" Tommy smiled and said to Jason, then stood up and looked at Two people:

"This is the reception, what's your name?"

Among them, a woman with black hair and a relatively small figure spoke first, and said to Tommy: "I called yesterday, Susan Curtis, and you answered it. I remember your voice."

"You're lucky, Miss Curtis, yes, that's right, I remembered, the discount coupon one, right?" Tommy came over and shook hands with Susan: "Tommy Hawk, these are my classmates and colleagues."

Then he looked at the young man with evasive eyes, about 23 or 24 years old, when he saw Tommy looking at him, his first reaction was to lower his head, and then immediately raised his head to look at Tommy.

Tommy asked, "What's your name, buddy?"

"Mark, Mark Warren." The young man said to Tommy, "I didn't make a call, I just saw an advertisement, so I wanted to come over and have a look. I'm studying at a community college in San Francisco."

"To be honest, I didn't expect men to be among the first batch of trainees, because after all, the founding organization is called the Women's Equality Promotion Association, but it doesn't matter, we don't engage in gender discrimination, and cowherds can also be trained." After talking to the other party, Tommy Turning to look at Jason:

"For better communication, I will take Miss Susan Curtis, and you will take Mr. Mark Warren."

"F*ckYou! Tommy Hawk!" Jason White watched as Tommy took the woman named Susan into one of the two golf carts they drove out.

There was only a man named Mark Warren, who was carefully looking at himself, which made Jason shiver: "Shit! Okay, sir, get in the car with me, but please keep enough distance! I Mind you, Stanford has campus police all over campus, and they all carry guns!"

After the golf cart started and drove into Palm Avenue, Tommy held the steering wheel and asked Susan who was enjoying the beautiful scenery beside him:

"You haven't been to Stanford before?"

"I haven't been to any college, only high school." Susan looked away and said to Tommy.

Tommy exhaled and nodded understandingly: "University is actually a bigger piece of shit than high school, and the tuition is so fucking expensive."

"Your tone doesn't sound like a student here." Susan looked at Tommy and said curiously, "It's more like some bastards I often meet."

"College bastards are scarier than the ones you've met. The bastards you've met are ashamed. The bastards in college have no shame. What's worse, these shameless bastards will rule this country sooner or later." Tommy glanced Taking a look at Susan's dark circles, she made sure it wasn't the smoky makeup painted by the other party and asked:

"Do you have a penchant for poison or drugs? Be forewarned, and if so, I don't suggest you waste your time."

"I even save alcohol and cigarettes, and I won't touch those more expensive hobbies, so you will recommend work?" Susan answered Tommy's question, but immediately asked back.

"That's right, but the premise is that you must be sure to learn it and be proficient in it. That job may not earn as much as picking up customers, but the weekly salary should be two hundred yuan. There is a position in the company that belongs to you. Your A co-worker will ask you if you need a cup of coffee in the pantry, instead of informing you that the police are coming to search, she will discuss the latest movie with you, instead of discussing with you where the clinic for syphilis treatment is cheaper, and you don’t have to worry about receiving it again. Discount coupons, because you will receive a paycheck every week, and they also provide employee insurance." Tommy looked ahead and said with a smile:

"You can sit in front of a computer in a decent blazer, with your hair done, with light makeup on, instead of scarlet nails, and in bed in cheap fishnet stockings, low-cut suspenders, and hot pants, and overall, This promotion association is trying to turn you into a white-collar clerk, do you understand? You pass by an insurance company or a car dealership, and there are decent women who are well dressed and busy sitting in front of the computer."

"Can you do those jobs with a high school degree? No one told me." Susan said suspiciously.

"No one told me how to interact with girls, kiss and go to bed, but it didn't prevent me from being self-taught." Tommy laughed and looked sideways at Susan Curtis:

"So, ma'am, the important thing is to take the free opportunity, teach yourself, and re-correct this fucking fate. It can't be any worse than it is now, so why not give it a try, right?"

"Yes, you're right, anyway, it can't be worse than now, so why not give it a try." Susan nodded in agreement, "So you only earn four dollars an hour?"

"No, as the owner of this training business, I can't even earn four yuan at present. I have been spending money and have not yet made a profit." Tommy said to Susan: "I hope to earn the first money back from you .”

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