American Entertainment 1982

"The unlucky guy had several bones broken by four people, what do you think? In that case, let alone let him admit that he is a Soviet spy, even if Dennis and the other four let him admit that he is Stalin, he can only nod What else can I do? That is a NATO allied army base. In addition to American soldiers, there are many European allies stationed there. When that guy confessed loudly that he was a Soviet spy, half of the people at the base heard it. Could it be that in this situation Let the Americans admit that they made a mistake? Please, the Americans are the commander-in-chief of the Allied Forces. They must be absolutely correct and not let those countries treat them as a joke. Lose the face of the American soldiers, and give the unlucky ghost a reason to clear his innocence, and then release it." Tommy looked at Tony:

"Since the U.S. does not want to admit its mistake and said that it has captured the spies, it must reward the four Dennises who were arrested, so their chief announced the rewards to the four Dennises with a livid face. Less than a week after the rewards, Dennis was immediately arranged. The four of them went to an unshitty Allied radar station far enough from the base, beware that they would continue to catch Soviet spies for themselves after drinking too much, and Dennis and the others might be the only American soldiers who were dispatched with awards. received this honor.”

Tony looked at Tommy speechlessly, finally spit out the cigarette butt and crushed it vigorously, continued to walk forward with a gun in his hand, and said as he walked: "I am relieved to hear that the Army's performance is much better than that of the Navy, what about another joke? "

"Life at the radar station is very boring. There are only a dozen people in the entire small radar base. It is far away from the city and the base. It is very difficult to rely on the base's regular supplies for a living, so Dennis and his three A friend, I feel that I must find a chance to win a second award, prove my ability, return to the base, and get rid of this moldy life." Tommy carefully disposed of the cigarette butts he had smoked, and Tony continued to walk towards go forward.

Tony said with emotion: "I understand the feeling. In the navy, if the recruits are unlucky and board a small-tonnage ship with only a hundred crew members, they will feel very boring and jump into the sea." The urge to flee, so they were rewarded again? The radar detected the Soviet military movement in time and quickly communicated to the base?"

"The radar is older than Dennis. It was repaired by the United States in the 1950s. What's more, how can the Soviet Union be in the mood to fly to Turkey to play hide-and-seek with the US military? In Dennis's words, it is a radar-type The graves of the tombstones are buried among the elite of the U.S. Army." Tommy said.

"Then how did they get the award? Shh..." Tony made a booing gesture, then raised his gun.

Tommy followed the direction of Tony's muzzle for a long time, and even used the binoculars, but he couldn't find what prey this guy was aiming at.

"Bang~" The gunshot rang out.

A gray squirrel about the color of the bark had fallen from a dense tree.

Seeing the bloody squirrel, Tommy has already begun to regret being on the team with his brother. If he had known that he would choose Susan or Sophia, he might be able to show off his marksmanship to them instead of waiting for the prey to land. , I realized what my brother was aiming at just now:

"Dennis contacted Pam, and asked Pam to find the owner of the scrap yard that Warwick knew well, and purchased hundreds of expired old magazines of "Playboy" and "Penthouse" at a low price, and shipped them across the ocean to Turkey. The name of the fabricated Turk, the address is a bar owned by a Turk they used to hang out with, the recipient of the goods is a fake name, the phone number is also fake, only the address is true, and the logistics cannot contact the recipient , I can only send the packaged items to the bar directly. The bar owner opened the goods and found that they were full of eye-catching magazines. In addition, when he learned that the recipient could not be contacted, of course he would become greedy and often do garrison business. People, I know that these things are not worrying about not being bought by soldiers, and they can make a fortune, and then he really did it. After finding an officer buyer who can eat all the magazines in the base, he is going to sell these magazines at once , sold to the other party.”

"And then?" Tony turned his head when he heard Tommy's words, "I can't tell what this has to do with the award."

Tommy shrugged: "It is indeed difficult for human beings to guess what Dennis is thinking. When the bar owner was driving to the base with magazines in his car, Dennis brought three comrades-in-arms to the sky, and captured the Turkish bar owner who was suspected of smuggling obscene publications on the spot. A large number of magazines that are strictly prohibited in Turkey were seized, and the bar owner was sent to the local police station in Izmir, Turkey. Think about it, the bar relies on the base to make money, which has long been coveted. Now the bar owner is arrested by the police I found a chance to speak up, how could I let him go, so the owner of the bar was replaced by the family members of the chief of police, and the four Dennis guys also appeared in the local newspaper in Izmir, and the chief of police personally sent the thank you letter Thanks to the U.S. troops stationed in Turkey for taking the initiative to help the local police crack down on a major case of transnational smuggling of illegal publications that has long been targeted.”

"That's the NATO Allied Army Base." Tony seemed to realize something, and murmured, "I'm his officer, and I won't waste this opportunity."

Tommy nodded: "That's right, his base is the NATO Southeastern European Army military base in Izmir, Turkey. In addition to the US Army, there are also troops from Italy, Greece, Turkey, Canada and other NATO allies. Boss I thought they could brag about the excellent morals of American soldiers to NATO allies, so I transferred them back to the base, and specially arranged for three of them to receive awards in front of young military officers from other countries, intending to create three of them to become NATO young officers. A role model for officers."

"It's a perfect ending, and the future is bright." Tony nodded, and said seriously: "If the four of them grasp this opportunity well, they may be promoted much faster than other officers in the same period."

"Yeah, if Dennis and the four of them hadn't secretly bought old magazines that should have been destroyed from the police station in order to stop losses, and then sold them at high prices to officers from other countries on the base, can you imagine Dennis' chief saying on stage? During the awards, did you notice the expressions on the faces of young military officers from other countries in the audience when they were holding an American adult magazine that Dennis sold to them?" Tommy followed behind Tony and said in a weak tone.

Tony opened his mouth speechlessly, as if he didn't know what to say, and finally he could only ask: "So, are the four of Dennis still alive?"

"They should still be alive, but their chief told them in private that if he was lucky enough to reward them for the third time, I hope the three of them would be best lying in a coffin at that time." Tommy looked at Tony:

"The end result is that the chief used the reason of commendation and promotion to send the four young model officers of the U.S. Army headed by Dennis who were eager to help the local Turkish police crack down on the smuggling of obscene publications, and at the same time did not forget to sell old American adult magazines at high prices to allied comrades. Lebanon, where the situation is more difficult and complicated, can increase the success rate for the four people to lie in the coffin as soon as possible."

Tony lowered his head: "So, is Turkey asking the allies for protection, or is it lacking in ancestors?"

"Are these two jokes funny?" Tommy said with a wry smile, "If it wasn't for me and his SSD buddy, the boss who became the laughing stock of the base allies for rewarding Dennis' four idiots, would have wished to shoot them at the venue Four."

"I just want to rejoice that Dennis and I are not in the same arms. Thank you God for blessing the Navy." Tony said:

"Keep hunting, change the joke, and continue chatting around Dennis. I'm afraid I can't help but lead my comrades to take the initiative to betray other countries."

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