American Entertainment 1982

A secluded corner of Washington's Tidal Basin.

Page leaned against the car, lit his pipe, and then turned to look at the road, leaving the riverside space more than ten steps behind him to three young men in suits and ties, while he carefully helped them look out for the situation.

The socks on the three of them were all worth 200 yuan. They looked like aristocratic young men who had stepped out of the upper class. At this time, they untied their belts and were peeing into the tidal lake, betting on which one would pee more.

While peeing, Ted, the current boss of the "Washington Daily News" and the freshman director of Stanford University's SSD, the number one pretty boy, said with a smirk: "Tommy, I have to be honest with you. To be honest, since I watched After several programs on the BT TV network, I wrote many righteous letters to the SSD General Assembly, angrily questioning the person in charge of the General Assembly. If SSD does not dare to burn a nigger to death, does it not dare to burn a traitor to death? White members? What are you waiting for? Hurry up and put up a cross and burn that bastard Tommy Hawke who forgot his oath of membership. I am willing to pay the five thousand yuan ticket price to see him burned to death with my own eyes."

Ted tried to squeeze out more than a dozen drops while Charles was lifting his pants, and then he proudly put away the tool and announced that he was crowned the champion: "You bastards don't respect SSD at all. It's just me. Why do I propose this?" A game? It’s the SSD blood flowing in my body, burning me all the time, reminding me, spurring me, so that when niggas drink the water from the tidal lagoon, they can feel our kindness. After all, I helped them add it to the lake. All kinds of trace elements, was it for a little pissing contest victory? I was for the health of the nigger, so I forced myself to drink five gallons of water into my stomach. To be honest, I forced myself last time My girlfriend’s enema is not so harsh.”

After Ted graduated, his son inherited his father's business and took over the serious political newspaper "The Washington Daily News" founded by his father. He then carried out drastic reforms and relied on Tommy's capital injection to acquire the company that was owned by the "Washington Post" and "Washington Daily News". The "Washington Star", which was shut down by the "Washington Times", successfully changed the core customers of the newspaper from politicians in the Washington area who care about political commentary and influence to ordinary people who like celebrity gossip and political scandals, and lost its role as a political The influence that newspapers should have.

With this outstanding reform method, the filial Tate made his father, who had been pursuing newspaper political influence all his life, so angry that he was just a little short of passing away on the spot. The old man flew to Austria before taking off his oxygen mask. After the announcement, I will never come back after living in Europe for a long time, and I will never read a newspaper published by my son again.

"So, have you always replied to your letter? Have you told me where to go to watch the ceremony of burning me to death?" Tommy took out the cigarette and gave it to two people. After the three heads lit the cigarette around a ball of flame, Tommy asked, smiling at Ted.

Ted blew out a puff of smoke, looked at the tidal lake in the distance, and said somewhat depressedly: "Yeah, of course, they wrote back and said that if I write another letter to harass the association and slander the brothers in the association, they will consider depriving me of my SSD status. Expelled me from the meeting, I don’t understand, I am the most devout believer in SSD, they actually want to expel me, but they are indifferent to you, a traitor who provides television entertainment for niggas, you did not even consider making a movie for your SSD brothers Favorite series to watch.”

"When I find time, I will help devout believers like you in SSD make a TV series that they will like to watch, no matter the cost." Tommy closed his eyes, feeling the breeze blowing from the tidal lagoon, and said in a relaxed tone.

Ted thought for a while, then asked doubtfully: "Are you sure the things I like to watch can be broadcast on TV?"

Tommy opened his eyes and looked at Ted: "I'm not going to make a little movie, I'm saying that after I finish my work, after the niggas finish playing games with me, and after I win the trust of all the brothers in SSD, I can help you Make a TV series called "C.S.A." It's not USA, it's CSA, Confederate States of America, an American TV series about the Confederate States of America."

"Historical dramas make us envy and miss the predecessors of the White Robe Society who were able to keep slaves in the past? Charles, would you watch this kind of bad drama that sounds like a musty smell?" Ted lost his mind when he heard this name. Interested, he said disgustedly, and then asked Charles who didn't speak next to him.

Charles raised his arm, exposed the watch on his wrist, looked at the time, and said, "I would rather help pour water when you give your girlfriend an enema."

"No, no, no, who told you that it is a traditional historical drama? Of course, it can be considered a historical drama, but I plan to shoot it this way. In the first season, the Civil War, the Confederate States of America won the United States of America, the Southern Army invaded the White House, and Lincoln escaped, He was eventually captured at the U.S.-Canada border, and was finally brought to Richmond for trial, and he and his northern rebels were sentenced to have violated the U.S. Constitution." Tommy heard that the two guys actually rejected his idea and started talking about himself. Assumed plot:

"In the following seasons, you can let your imagination run wild. If there is no USA in the world, but CSA, what kind of greatness will this country have developed over the past hundred years? I imagine that each season will pick a major event in American history and imagine it. Adaptation, for example, what would happen if the Confederate States of America encountered World War I, what would happen if they encountered World War II, what would happen if they faced the black equal rights movement in the 1960s? Could Michael Jackson still hurt children while living in the Confederate States of America? Yes Won’t there still be countless black ghosts from Haiti who would dare to sneak into the United States and settle there?”

"It has been filmed like this until modern times, satirizing the current national system and government, and telling people that if the Confederacy had won the Civil War, America would never have seen the current incident of rich black people daring to look like white girls*. I believe that in that world, although niggas may not have money, they are definitely more civilized and docile.”

"Cool!" Ted said excitedly after listening: "Just after listening to a few words of introduction, I knew that this drama would definitely win the Emmy Award Grand Slam. This is the historical drama we need, trial of Lincoln, and burning to death. Him! That’s a great idea, you fucking dare to think it, Tommy!”

Charles glanced at Ted from the side: "He not only dares to think, Ted, he also dares to do that. This guy is the craziest member in SSD. All the living brothers are waiting for him to fulfill his promise."

"What promise?" Ted asked in confusion.

"He made a promise in public at the General Council. As for the content, a small role like you is not qualified to understand. That happened when I was the president." Charles patted Ted and Tommy on the shoulders: "Let's go. , take you to have a drink."

"I missed Eric. I called him and asked him to come to Washington for a drink. It turned out that he was helping the Department of Homeland Security or the Bureau of Land and Resources to study earthquake faults in California." Tommy looked at the blue sky and said with some regret.

Although Charles and Ted are his good brothers, his Big is Eric, who is his leading brother at Stanford. Unfortunately, Eric has no interest in politics or business, and is only interested in computer calculations. Seismic data, interested in studying geography.

The three of them took a car to a bar that Charles often frequented. Charles told the two about his work in a think tank. Ted was not interested in it, and was soon attracted by a barmaid. He ran to talk to the barmaid. Chatting, with his outstanding appearance and smooth tongue, two girls were soon made smile by him.

Only Tommy listened with interest. After the two chatted for a while, Charles said to Tommy:

"I heard that Japan, South Korea and China teamed up to fool the United States. Those two countries previously cooperated with the United States in high-profile propaganda, but the United States only learned a few days ago that Japan, which was supposed to be dying, froze the US$5.7 billion that it had previously announced Low-interest loans were provided to China. At the same time, Japanese companies such as Sanwa Bank, Panasonic Corporation, Mitsukoshi Corporation, Daiwa Bank, Sumitomo Bank, Sony Corporation, Toshiba Corporation, etc. quickly dispatched employees to flood into China, just filling the gap in Europe and the United States in response to U.S. sanctions. In the void left by the withdrawal of Western companies, they used the huge market of China to stop the bleeding and try to repair the huge economic wounds caused by previous US sanctions. Although South Korea has not yet formally established diplomatic relations, it has also begun negotiations with each other in fisheries, tourism, and shipping. Send officials, and South Korea is also preparing to cooperate with the other party to establish a joint venture, with Japan’s instigation behind it.”

"I am China and I also choose to cooperate with Japan. The United States hopes that China will refuse and cooperate with the United States to solve Japan's powerful financial system. But killing Japan will do them no good. The United States will not spend 5.7 billion U.S. dollars to really invest. China's development, although Japan hopes to use China to stop the bleeding, China can at least get the opportunity to absorb the nutrients of Japan's mid-to-low-end industries through cooperation." Tommy said calmly.

Charles picked up the glass and took another sip: "The information I got from the Political Opinion Research Institute is that the government hopes to launch hostile public opinion propaganda against these countries in the United States. The basic rhetoric is probably that the Japanese consortium will steal American jobs. , Koreans in the United States have taken away our social welfare, and as for China, they propagate the Soviet Union to the public just as they did before."

"The people will definitely be angry when they see these public opinions, and they will hate Asians. Of course, I can ask those TV networks to cooperate with similar public opinion propaganda, but I have a question, Charles, your mentor who serves as an adviser to the president, Have you ever told me that there is an Australian Jew who makes American money and rapes American women, but he has been going against the expectations of the American government? What should we do?" Tommy looked at Charles and asked seriously.

"Isn't that the situation you want to see? Haven't you always hoped that the Australian guy would be hated by the Americans? You have even been preparing for this. Before you asked me questions, I relied on my general understanding and guesses about you. , I asked my mentor a similar question for you." Charles took a sip of wine and looked at Tommy:

"My mentor said that if there is such a person, there will be Americans who love this country to stand up and teach him a lesson and tell him to get out of this land."

"Yes, that's right." Tommy's eyes lit up, he raised his glass and clinked it with Charles: "As a righteous man, it is my duty to do so."