American Entertainment 1982

Pam was wearing a red and black Wildberry Creek High School uniform, and while pulling up her pants, she asked Dennis, "Are you sure I'm wearing this to Wildberry Creek High School to spread the word that we have a professor from Prince attending our summer camp?" Is there any problem with the rumors? This uniform seems to be a bit too big compared to the Holy Cross, and it is inconvenient to escape when the school staff finds out their identity."

"When you are found, remember to hold on to your glasses and run wildly. Yes, I can guarantee that you are fine, and you are the one who looks like a good student among the three of us." Dennis was beside him with a cigarette, leisurely laughed.

Tommy Hawk sat on the maintenance table in Pam's garage, biting a biscuit finger and lost in thought, until Dennis handed him a cigarette: "Tommy, what do you think of my pitch?"

Tommy came back to his senses, looked at Pam who was in uniform, and nodded: "Great, you have grasped the true meaning of advertising, rumors."

Dennis did not use his powerful contacts to promote the summer camp positively. He decided to take a different approach and change his thinking, because all summer camp organizations aggressively advertised near the campus or in newspapers. There must be no chance of winning.

It had to be flanked the way he was genius, directing the police station in St. Vincent to drive out wild boars with the help of the US Marines.

This guy got the uniforms of many nearby high schools, and planned to send Pam to change them into those high schools, spreading a rumor that Princeton and Lincoln High School jointly held a summer camp, and the principal of Holy Cross High School actually knew about it, but kept it hidden. , did not inform the students, simply because Lincoln High School did what Holy Cross High School failed to do.

"Compliment me, bro! I did all the publicity, fundraising, and I even managed a hundred and twenty high school textbooks! And you and Pam didn't do anything when I was dying of exhaustion! This organization is just me Work hard!" Dennis said a little annoyed when he heard Tommy just boasted that he was great and was about to fall back into meditation.

Pam lifted his pants and looked at Dennis: "F*ckYou, Dennis, if it's all done by you, what am I doing now?"

"The plan has been faxed to Princeton, and it has been four days, but the other party has not responded. I think it is probably just a joke." Tommy Hawk looked at Dennis and laughed: "So I am thinking if it is true. The idea at the beginning of the publicity was to promote our simulated government affairs, which should be distributed to places like New York and Boston, where there are enough elite high schools, and parents are willing to invest in their children's education. The only problem is to let the newspapers in those places help us print Advertisement, just relying on our more than 400 yuan of funds at this time is not enough, so I am thinking about how to persuade the principal to increase support for us, or find another high school to see if we can jointly organize ideas, if you Think you're better at these issues, and I wouldn't mind doing a fundraiser."

Dennis shook his head irritably: "No, you should do those things! It sounds like you're not interested."

"You haven't said how you got those textbooks done, Dennis, you're really amazing, and I'm impressed." Tommy patted Dennis, encouraging his best friend in a positive tone.

Hearing Tommy's praise, Dennis cleared his voice, and tapped his forehead lightly with his fingers: "Of course, I am the leader of American youth students. I have wisdom. You need to use your brain for this kind of thing, do you understand? Tommy, move!" Brain, you have to learn more from me."

"Pam and I have always said that Dennis is the smartest of the three of us. I suspect that Einstein's real surname may be Herbers, and you are exactly like him." Tommy said, "Tell me, how did you get those donations?" textbook."

"That's right, I made a few donation boxes and placed them outside the gates of several nearby middle schools." Dennis said proudly.

Both Pam and Tommy were a little unbelievable. Tommy asked, "It's so simple? When did local high school students become so caring?"

"Just the donation box is of course not enough. I added some text on it, freeing the hands of high school students, and writing homework for free. Just put the textbooks and homework in this box, and someone will help you complete the homework for free." Dennis said with a cigarette in his mouth. He recalled his own experience of raising high school textbooks: "Then I found someone to pretend to be the first person to eat crabs, throw in the textbook homework, and told other people watching that he had encountered this kind of thing before, so there is no need to make a fuss. Then a lot of idiots who didn't want to do their homework started to follow suit."

Tommy was dumbfounded: "Where are those sports equipment?"

"First I took people pretending to be members of a few sports clubs to the city park to do some small damage, and then some guys from the school's sports clubs are now suspending their activities for investigation by the school. They don't have to think about having any more sports activities for about two weeks, and then It's a long summer vacation, which means the equipment room won't be open for a few months, so...you know, we'd better make money, buy the equipment and send it back, or you'll be waiting for the school to settle the score with you, bro. "Dennis said calmly to Tommy Hawke.

The cigarette in Tom Hawke's mouth trembled a few times, finally lowered his head, and said in despair: "You are really the material to be the president of the United States, and you have learned ten percent of the way the United States treats other countries! I There is another question, why do you want to settle accounts with me? You did it."

"When I took the equipment away, I signed your and Pam's names on the journal carefully, but I forgot to sign my own." Dennis said very frankly.

"F*ckYou! Dennis!" Pam was wearing her wildberry creek high school uniform and adjusting herself in the mirror, when she heard what Dennis said, she cursed, "I didn't do anything!"

"So I just said, you have to do those things, get the money, we help you solve the most difficult problems, and leave the easiest problems to you, Tommy, I hope this friendship will move you." Dennis smiled Said.

Tommy cursed frantically: "I'm so moved that I'm about to cry now, Dennis, Einstein's shit, and the maggots that grow out of it are smarter than you! Damn it! That is to say, in addition to the publicity fee, I have to keep reminding myself to plug the hole you made with your ass before the end of summer!"

The phone rang suddenly, and Pam connected an extension line in the garage for her own phone, then picked up the receiver: "CSLS Committee Office."

"Pam, put Tommy on the phone." Otilia Farrell's voice was on the other side of the phone.

Pam handed the receiver to Tommy: "I always feel that Miss Farrell lacks enough kindness towards me. Ever since I praised her for wearing stockings, she has never worn them and talked to me."

"I think it's Miss Farrell's greatest kindness to you, Pam, to be chased after you to take pictures, and not to call the police to arrest you." Tommy said and took the phone receiver: "Miss Farrell, I It's Tommy."

"Tommy, two things. First, you guessed it, I'm self-indulgent. My godfather didn't contact Princeton. Today, the school received a check for five thousand dollars from the State Board of Education's public education fund. The support for the summer camp was an arrangement made by my godfather before he went abroad to visit." Otilia spoke very quickly on the phone and said, "Without my name, I only provided 5,000 yuan of support."

Tommy looked at Dennis: "Now funding has really become the easiest problem."

"Very good, Miss Farrell, what's the second news?" Tommy then asked Otilia.

Ottilia let out a long breath on the phone: "Second thing, Princeton just called back. After they read your plan, although there are still details to be discussed with our high school, they have already confirmed that one Two professors will definitely attend, and one is not yet sure, Tommy, congratulations on your dream come true, your plan has attracted the attention of the top university in this country."