American Entertainment 1982

"Do you think that if we compile a fraternity freshman handbook, some foolish freshmen will really pay for it?" Jason opened the small refrigerator, put the beer in Tommy's backpack one by one, and asked at the same time.

Tommy catches his eye when he suggests compiling a fraternity freshman handbook to sell to freshmen for some extra money.

Tommy nodded affirmatively: "Don't underestimate the freshmen's desire for the mysterious fraternity, think about it, on Friday night, the lights of all the fraternity houses will be lit up, and all the beautiful girls of the sorority will be dressed Short skirts, showing healthy and slender legs, wearing high heels, making the final preparations for recruiting new students, but you, as a freshman, are at a loss, you don't know which fraternity party is more fun and has the most girls. What do you need then?"

"Our manual," Jason said.

Tommy sat on the bed and fiddled with the guitar that Jason brought: "Yes, our manual will tell them which fraternity is likely to hold a one-handed girl's corset competition at the recruiting party, and which fraternity is likely to hold a one-handed undressing contest from a strip club. A mysterious guest was invited, so that he would not have to try his luck foolishly by himself. He mustered up the courage to open a door. He wanted to find a girl, but he walked into the unique honorary fraternity of this school, and found out that even this school All the professors, including the dean, are holding a party like a medieval wizard, and staring at him with expressions of judging heresy."

"I almost believe what you bastard said. How could there be a fraternity holding that kind of competition at the recruiting party... But there are enough guys to trick sperm into their brains." Jason put the beer in the refrigerator , with a smile in his mouth: "According to most high school students' fantasies about fraternity, they must think it's true."

Tommy plucked the strings twice: "Prepare two copies, one cut version and one full version. The cut version is distributed for free, and the full version is paid for."

"What's the biggest difference between these two copies? Why did you make two copies?" Jason froze for a moment, then looked at Tommy.

Tommy said to Jason: "The deleted version introduces those fraternities in the most straightforward words, so that those fraternities look completely indistinguishable, and the full version gives the answers newcomers want. I think it’s worth the money, and it’s best to have an intuitive comparison.”

"So you really know the tricks? I mean the one-handed unbuttoning?"

"I don't know, I just made it up casually, so remember to avoid the name of the fraternity in a normal way, and don't take it by name."

"Boss, after listening to this method, I think adult movies or magazines should invite you to be a producer, but it sounds like I want to participate." Jason scratched his crotch and said with admiration: "For the sake of American youth normal growth, I strongly recommend that you take up the post of editor-in-chief of Playboy."

The fraternities they call are the most common student organizations in American universities. Some are notorious, some are famous, and some are low-key and mysterious.

The most common are divided into three types.

The first type is a service-oriented fraternity, which has the same three views and is willing to engage in social service and charity activities during college. Basically, it can be understood as a university volunteer organization. Joining this kind of fraternity may lead to a lifetime of college life. Work hard to achieve a certain social goal, such as fighting against racial discrimination, equal rights for women, and so on.

The second type is a professional fraternity, such as a fraternity formed by students majoring in agriculture, engineering, computer, medicine, etc. It belongs to everyone because they have the same major and are interested in professional development, so they help each other and make progress together. Students who exchange professional knowledge and discuss professional development with alumni in the same field will consider joining this fraternity.

The third type is the social fraternity, which is basically the kind of fraternity that exposes scandals such as alcoholism and bullying in the newspaper news, but at the same time, this kind of fraternity is also the most eager to join the freshmen, because this kind of fraternity You often maintain friendly relations with many sorority associations, and hold some social activities from time to time, which means that you can have the opportunity to strike up a conversation with the best-dressed and most beautiful girls in the school.

These three fraternities will hold various gatherings and parties regularly or irregularly, but the styles are different. Freshmen can also participate in the parties of these organizations when the fraternities recruit new students, understand the basic situation of these fraternities, and find out which fraternity It will be more to your taste.

As for the academic honor fraternity that Tommy just teased, it is relatively rare. Basically, only those who have determined to dedicate their lives to academics since childhood have the opportunity to join. It is very likely that after joining, you will find The president of the fraternity is the dean of your department, and the youngest girl in the fraternity is a female professor who is seventeen years older than you.

The reason why American college students are keen to join fraternities is that apart from socializing in a small circle and getting more opportunities to meet girls, the main reason is that as a young man who is far away from home and has just grown up, joining a fraternity can be faster To integrate into a new life, of course, the premise is that you can manage your time well and have enough self-control. After all, you must participate in these extracurricular fraternity activities while ensuring that you complete your studies.

Like Stanford University, many native California students will go home on weekends, and the dormitories and apartments will be mostly vacant. If you join a fraternity, there will always be brothers telling you to go over to participate in activities on weekends, lest you stay alone In the dormitory, she tearfully masturbated on her roommate's bed.

When you’re shopping in San Francisco, where you’re not familiar, and you’re in trouble, you can also call the fraternity, and the fraternity brothers will naturally find a way to bring you back, and then spread the word that you’re a fool *because** refused to pay the bill Catch it, causing everyone to donate sperm to help you collect money to pay the bail bond, and help you make a name for yourself in college.

Joining a fraternity represents your four years of college, and there will be a few more brothers who have the same hobbies and experiences as you. They will accompany you to do stupid things, accompany you to pursue girls, accompany you to stay up late to prepare for exams, and complete the journey before entering society. In the last part of the journey, they finally grew up together and became those hideous, sanctimonious bastards in their own mouths. After many years, they can still laugh and laugh when they sit together, recalling the stupid things they have done to each other.

Joining a fraternity means maybe on a boring weekend in your junior year, when some of you are slumping on the sofa and thinking about whether there are only women left in your life, a fraternity boss who has graduated suddenly appears and tells you rookies that the company he founded The recent expansion of the scale requires a few talents with professional skills. You idiots who are good at such and such majors can take a leave of absence from school now, and then roll over to start work while he can squander investors' money, accumulating some money and work experience .

Joining a fraternity means that many years after graduating from college, you have forgotten your experience. One day, you want to change jobs and join a new company to increase your income. Your resume, after listening to your brief introduction, you thought the interview was a failure and the salary increase was hopeless, but at the moment when you finally shook hands with the other party to say goodbye, you were pleasantly surprised to find that he actually used the secret handshake method of the same fraternity as you , the other party has a stern face, and tells you with the hidden danger of shaking hands: silly*, are you scared to death? In fact, you were accepted.

Of course, college life can be exciting without joining a fraternity, but a fraternity, just like its name, can guarantee that you will meet brothers who share the same interests as you, and you don’t have to worry about joining a fraternity for too many social activities. Let your academic performance plummet. Most fraternities in prestigious schools have grade requirements for their members. Once you find that you are having too much fun and your grades have dropped seriously, you will find that the chairman who took you to a strip club to have fun last night Put on a straight face today, hand you a note, tell you to report to the fraternity study group, and until your grades are back to the top, except for the study group, other activities in the fraternity will tell you goodbye.

As for the bullying that newcomers who join fraternities will encounter, first of all, not all fraternities are the kind of perverts who like to torture people to death, but there is no fraternity that can be easily joined without any conditions. Most of the fraternity assessment tasks are actually some Nonsensical, crazy tasks that make the participants look stupid, as long as you truthfully report your physical fitness, alcohol intake, appetite, thickness of skin, etc., instead of exaggerating, the assessment tasks are basically not too difficult. For example, if you are honest If you confess that you can only drink two bottles of beer, then when torturing you, it is very likely that you will not have the perverted task of blowing down a whole bottle of vodka and then run five kilometers naked, but at most you will run five kilometers wearing a girl's ** underwear.

Tommy once joined the Asian fraternity at Boston University in his last life. In fact, compared with most white fraternities, the Asian fraternity has more outrageous means of torturing newcomers. In the words of the Asian fraternity: it is harder on yourself , in order to make Asians more courageous in the face of white oppression.

Jason had already taken out the pen and paper at this time, leaned on the desk and began to compile the introduction materials of each fraternity based on the descriptions of his cousin and uncle. Make some quick money.

This guy writes very fast. He said that in order to be admitted to Stanford University, he has put in a lot of effort, from the various departments of the school to the prices of restaurants everywhere, and he has conducted in-depth understanding of everything, not to mention that he has been studying since high school. The fraternities that are about to join, the characteristics of the seventeen fraternities can be said to be familiar.

It took a day, and with the help of the library's printing center, there were 300 copies of the "Stanford University Fraternity/Sorority Freshman Handbook" in front of their flea market booth. There were only 30 thin pages. The 100-copy edition uses a colorful cover, while the 200-copy complete version uses a parchment-style cover.

It’s just that the 100 copies of the deleted version that were given away for free were piled up in a mess on the booth, and the full version was neatly stacked next to it. There was a sign written by Tommy in front of the booth: “Free New Student Fellowship Handbook”

The word "free" attracts most of the freshmen who come to the flea market to purchase second-hand textbooks, and the two manuals with the same name but with different covers and placements have aroused their curiosity. After some boys asked, they looked at Tommy with an unclear meaning. With a smile, they decided to pay another five yuan to buy the full version, and then quickly compared them, then smiled at Tommy and Jason with a sudden realization, turned and left.

This combination of free and charging allowed the two to sell out the manual in just one and a half days. After deducting the printing and production costs of the library, the two earned more than 700 yuan. Jason was as excited as if he had become the richest man in the United States. Same, ran to the girl's apartment to inform that a freshman party will be held in the public living room of Hope apartment tonight, and even deliberately added in a low and mysterious voice that there will be drinks available.

While Tommy and Jason were working hard to become the first freshmen to date girls, the recruiting director of the Sigma Delta Fraternity at Stanford University, referred to as SSD for short, was looking at the two manuals in front of him with an ugly expression. Necessary disputes, all the fraternity abbreviations in the manual were cleverly tabooed by Tommy and Jason, but everyone could easily check their seats. At this moment, the person in charge is looking at the introduction about his own SSD:

"Which idiot leaked our secret plan, why would two freshmen know about SSD's blockbuster stunt at a charity gala for Vietnam Veterans this semester? And they said we would do it at the recruiting party, if If we don’t make it, what will the freshmen think of us, and worse, what will we do if other fraternities see this manual and think it’s a good gimmick, and they copy it?”

"However, only five people in the entire SSD know about this secret plan, and it is still in the preparation stage, and the person in charge of the Zeta Sisterhood is still not sure whether there will be 20 girls to cooperate with our one-handed bra undressing competition. "The companion next to him was puzzled.

The person in charge of recruiting looked at him: "Where are those two guys?"

"With the money earned from selling manuals, I'm crazily dating freshmen girls." The companion looked at the person in charge: "Like most impulsive freshmen, they are full of desire for the opposite sex."

"Call Martin, Wright and others, and let your girlfriend bring some flirtatious girls from Zeta, we have to find out from the mouths of the two new bastards who leaked the secret." The person in charge Stand up and walk towards the door:

"I don't believe that two freshmen who have just left high school and can only see naked women in magazines thought of these coquettish games in the manual. I don't know the professional knowledge of these two bastards, but at least I am willing to give They get full marks, do you know why? Because I have played for three years, and the gameplay is not as exciting as what they wrote on it, but just reading these words can make me look up."