American Entertainment 1982

"After wasting time for so long, it's time to do something serious and let everyone know that fraternity is not a child's play! We are brothers of real value! We can give everything for each other!" SSD fraternity director With a straight face, Ted pointed a straw at the whiteboard beside him, and said in a serious tone to the dozen or so fraternity members in front of him.

A dozen old birds looked at each other, and all looked at Ted. One of them frowned and asked, "What happened, Ted?"

"Tommy and Jason used their honor privileges." Ted glanced at the companions in front of him, serious at first, then weak in the second half: "Because these two idiots, maggots, shit don't Finish the math homework! They don't want to be troubled by the professor. The professor has taken away the homework before class, and the two of them haven't handed it in yet, but they are trying to finish it. We have to wait for them to finish the homework. Without the professor's knowledge, we will send Turn in their homework."

SSD's honor mobilization privilege, every SSD member has it at least once, and some members who frequently bring honor to the fraternity can even have it two or three times. When he encounters troubles that he can't handle temporarily, he can use the privilege and request The fraternity helps, and the fraternity can't say no.

Hearing Ted's words, everyone was a little dumbfounded. When you use this kind of privilege, you usually can't catch up with the girl you like. I hope everyone in the fraternity will help, or you will encounter various emergencies when dating a girl. All in all, it’s just a matter of life. Someone even used this privilege to be the emperor for a day, and then the members of the brotherhood figured out how to cooperate with him. Cos became ministers and revolutionaries. At the end of the privilege, they successfully rebelled and tossed them Bastards of the day sent to the guillotine.

Basically, this privilege means that you have the right to use the SSD for a one-day tour of Dreams, but obviously no one has thought of using the privilege for homework assignments.

"Although those two maggots are our new brothers, I'm not going to kidnap the professor for them, Ted." An old bird said decisively: "This is too exaggerated, I didn't finish my homework, and then let the fraternity find a way to solve it." ? I don’t think this can be done with the privilege of dominating the Brotherhood for them, it’s a trick.”

"You're a little excited, brother." Ted saw his companion's tone was a little fierce, and asked curiously: "What did the two of them do to make you unhappy? Make you object?"

The other party looked at the eyes of his companions looking over, spread his hands and said righteously: "My unhappiness is because when I didn't finish my homework last time, I didn't think of using the privilege to ask the fraternity for help. If they don't get Punishment, my heart aches."

"Very good, if there is no problem, I will arrange the action plan, first, I need two running backs." Ted pointed to the whiteboard and said to everyone: "Who is the running back, now you can change into the protective gear and running shoes. "

...

In the classroom, Tommy and Jason were writing hard. Jason asked Tommy in a low voice while writing, "Are you sure the privilege will save our lives? I don't want to receive a dismissal letter and be picked up by my father." Came over from Mississippi with a shotgun, shot me dead, and regenerated a son to inherit the family business."

At Stanford University, late handing in homework is a terrible thing. It’s not that if you hand in a half-day late, go to the professor and say a few nice words to plead, and the other party will forgive you. For example, if you hand in two minutes late, maybe it’s because the professor is in a bad mood. , you will be deducted two credits, or if you are unlucky, you will encounter a professor who has an unhappy family life recently, and has no place to vent his anger by his wife's domestic violence or humiliation, so he simply writes to you about your academic attitude. Improper warning letters are even worse. An extra warning letter means that you have to work twice as hard as other students to prove yourself, let the school forgive you, and give you that college diploma.

"I gave Ted an action plan. If he does what I say, it shouldn't be a big problem." Tommy bit his pen, examined the last math problem in front of him, and whispered.

At this time, the bell rang for the end of get out of class!

After the professor announced that get out of class was over, he picked up the homework box full of homework on the podium, and walked out neatly. The other students also stood up with numb expressions and rushed to the next classroom.

"Hey, two rookies, Ted said you two need help?" A veteran bird wearing football protective gear came in from the outside at this time and greeted the two.

Tommy and Jason could no longer talk to each other, and buried their heads to complete their homework at a faster pace. Seeing Jason stop writing, Tommy snatched each other's homework, along with his own. Opponent: "Run! Quick!"

"I never thought of learning rugby by myself, so that one day I could race against a professor in his fifties!" The other party took the homework, cursed, turned and rushed out of the classroom.

In the corridor outside, a fraternity member pointed to the guy rushing out of the elevator and said, "The target has taken the elevator downstairs."

"Shit!" The rugby player held the two homework in the posture of holding a football, rushed into the stairwell, and threw the two homework down the stairs: "I missed it, it's up to you!"

The football player who was ready on the first floor picked up his homework and rushed out quickly. The fraternity members guarding the elevator on the first floor also notified the professor's movements in time, with a trembling voice: "The target is already walking towards the parking lot. Hurry up! If it's any later than that, we'll fucking kidnap the professor for two idiots who can't finish their homework!"

The reason why the companions who released the wind are worried is because university professors only have four to six classes a week, and the rest of the time can be freely used, which means that the professor will drive away, and they will have no idea where the professor is going to go next, whether he is going back to the office Correct homework, or go home to spend time with family, or go to a sex dance to relieve stress.

"Pass the ball to Eric!" Ted, wearing a football uniform, walked out of the parking lot with a few companions, looked at the professor who was getting closer, took a deep breath, and ordered.

"Why me!" Eric took the rugby thrown by his companion, his face full of confusion: "You want me to give the professor a physical impact?"

"You recruited those two maggots, Tommy and Jason, and you are their Big. Of course you are obliged to do this kind of thing." Ted said innocently.

Eric cursed, holding the ball and suddenly accelerated, rushing forward, shouting loudly: "Get out of the way! Stanford's best quarterback is here!"

Behind him, Ted and others chased wildly. It looked like a warm-up episode that happened when a group of football players were preparing to go to the game.

When the professor heard Eric's shout, he stood obediently to the side of the road, and even couldn't help admiring the vitality of these students, which made Stanford full of vitality.

In the next second, Eric rushed over and hit the professor's homework box with his shoulder! Fortunately, he took some effort, the professor was only knocked back, but the homework box he was holding was knocked into the air, and the homework fell out of it and scattered all over the floor!

The companion with Tommy and Jason's homework ran over immediately, and threw the homework among the other homework before the professor recovered his senses.

Others also gathered around to greet the professor, and caringly helped to clean up the homework on the ground. At the same time, they took the opportunity to humiliate Eric with various vicious words. The professor, who was still in shock, looked at the dozen healthy young people in front of him. In the end, he did not choose to get angry. He took the homework box with a gloomy face, and looked at the culprit Eric:

"May I have your name?"

"Eric Bell." Eric lowered his head, with an open-minded expression: "Professor, I can accompany you to the infirmary for a physical examination, and I am very sorry that my reckless actions just now frightened you. "

"No, Eric, I forgive you. You'd better be glad you didn't take my class, or I promise you won't have time to play football again." After finishing speaking, the professor took over the reorganized homework box , arrogantly walked towards the parking lot.

Ted and other professors walked away, and said to Eric who had just breathed a sigh of relief and was lucky to have escaped: "Guess if the professor walks to his car and finds that the four tires are flat, he will be the first to suspect who?"

"Why? Who did it?" Eric heard Ted's voice and looked at him in despair.

Ted patted Eric on the shoulder: "To be on the safe side, try to delay as long as possible, Tommy said."

"That idiot had better not show up in front of me for two weeks." Eric said depressingly.

Tommy, who witnessed everything from the classroom window sill, said to Jason: "Your father should not have to have another one this time, but it's hard to say, because next time you spray beer and I play table tennis to bring honor to SSD, all homework will be done." You can only rely on yourself, it is best not to have such an accident again."

"It would be great if college homework and exams could be as easy as spraying beer." Jason breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the figures of SSD brothers who quickly evacuated outside the window, and said with emotion.

"Superman only has one S, but elite school students need to get three S, which means we are better than Superman." Tommy patted him on the shoulder, turned and walked out of the classroom: "I have to do something, End this life as soon as possible."

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