American Fortune Life

On January 1, 2008, when we were sending off the old year, we were also sending away the gloom of the past year and ushered in new hope. However, we were caught by a green passage, a stupid bird with dull eyes, and a few white clouds. constitutes the game dominated.

If you don't fly hard, you will fall to your death, and if you fly too hard, you will crash to death.

There is no tutorial, and the strategy is just a cloud. You need to keep getting up in the face of failure.

If you want to drop your phone with all kinds of foul language after playing a few games, it means that you have a bad temper and irritability!

. . . Fortunately, it is only the JAVA version, the iPhone is not as resistant to falling as the Nokia.

On the first day of the new year, newspapers all over the United States were occupied by this clumsy eye-popping bird. Well, the same is true in Europe. All players who have played the stupid bird first flew cursed when they saw the report, and then reluctantly took it. Take out your phone and continue looking for abuse.

And those who haven't played are eager to try, after all, everyone plays, only you don't play, tsk tsk, you will fall behind, and there is no common topic to talk about. Download, install, play, die, die. . . Angry. . . curse. . .

On this day, Andy Smith's name was greeted countless times in every corner of the world.

Ivana looked at the various reports in the newspaper, gloating and giggling non-stop, and almost rolled on the sofa. She was tortured to death by this game before, and thought she was too stupid. Now the whole world is Subject to NuE.

"Huh? So good? Okay, I know, I can announce it to the public. It seems that there are really many masters!"

Andy hung up the phone, looked at Ivana who was trembling with laughter, her suspender nightgown was a little off, and her dazzling white half QIU was jerked out, and she couldn't help jokingly said: "Someone has uploaded the results, and the first one is now The first name has scored 33 points!"

"Ah? Impossible! How is it possible..." Ivana screamed with a froze smile and a stunned expression.

Andy stepped forward, holding her wasp waist with his left hand, and started playing with the ball with his right hand without mercy. He laughed and said, "There is nothing impossible in this world, and she is still a girl by name. Seriously, I was taken aback, knowing that this game..."

"I hate it." Ivana was panted by Andy's MUJI, rubbing balls, and pressed tightly to Andy's arms. She was a little curious when she heard half of what he said. "What's wrong with this game?"

"Let's put it this way, the difficulty of this game is already very high, and the JAVA version of the mobile phone I made is all resistive screens, hardware defects, which almost doubles the difficulty of this game. In theory, no one can I got 100 points, but now it seems that I still underestimated the ability of a master player."

"Huh? You're such an asshole!"

"Hey, I've been sprayed since last night. I'm very upset now, and I'm a little angry! Let me down first and then talk..."

Andy smiled and sat on the sofa, pointing to the carpet, Ivana gave her boyfriend a charming look, and sat down on the carpet biting her red chun. . .

In the morning, when Andy was tossing his girlfriend, he, a game developer, had no media to interview him, but this couldn't help these media who didn't need to save money for the sake of newspaper sales.

They not only hired experts to analyze the game, but also hired psychologists, interviewed gamers from all walks of life, and collected all kinds of complaints and feedback. It is very likely that this matter will be regarded as a big news at the beginning of the new year in 2008. .

Apple Industrial Park in San Francisco.

"Didn't you rest well?" Jobs, who was getting thinner and thinner, looked at the tired Cook and asked with concern, and reached out to take a folder that Cook handed him.

"Ahem, I was disturbed by that game." Cook shook his head bitterly as he spoke.

"What? You play it too? Several children in my family were tortured by this game. I asked them to uninstall it, but no one paid any attention to me..." Jobs looked at Cook in astonishment, and thought of the game at home. He was also a little helpless for the child who screamed and made trouble.

"I gave up after a few rounds,

Ben, who played all night and got very emotional, Andy Smith has developed a crazy game! "Cook explained that Ben is the abbreviation of Benjamin Lin, his Asian boyfriend, and it has long been no secret that Cook is GAY in Apple's management.

"Actually, for those who play this game, everyone has a common feature, that is, everyone is very angry after playing, so it can also be called a self-NUE game, which is completely a cheating game.

There are so many fun games left to play, but to play such an extreme game, either there is a problem in the brain, or it is self-nue. So it's better to persuade people around you not to play this game, if you want to play games, you can find healthier games to play, otherwise, after a long time, you will become violent. To endanger others is to endanger one's own health. "

Jobs didn't take Cook's feelings into account, and directly expressed his thoughts. After all, his children were also playing this game, and he was a little disgusted with the design concept of this game.

"I'm afraid no one will pay attention to your point of view now. First, Andy Smith has repeatedly emphasized and warned the difficulty of this game from the very beginning of development. It's just that everyone didn't believe it at the time, but they all looked forward to it.

Second, it's free, which is something that almost no one can refuse. The third is Andy Smith's money-sprinkling welfare, which is a real good knife. At present, Liberty City has updated the game rankings. The first place has 33 points, and 15,000 dollars has been cashed out by a girl. This storm has already Overwhelming! "

Hearing Cook's somewhat helpless explanation, Jobs' eyes flickered sharply, and he said with a dignified expression: "I didn't expect him to use this method to fight back."

"You can't underestimate it. Now some media have started to say that fortunately it is not an IOS version, that the love crazy mobile phone has no Nokia anti-fall and other news has been concocted. Now the trend has just begun, and the sales of the love crazy mobile phone will definitely increase. Affected, after all, all young people are playing this game, the icrazy mobile phone may be idled, and the sword is going to the wrong side!"

Cook told the truth, he didn't want to fall out with Andy Smith, but Joe was used to being overbearing and insisted on collecting tolls. Apple has been criticized for a breach of contract, and now it is almost necessary to support their cooperation initially The partner was completely offended. After several negotiations, he always had a feeling that that talented young man had been guarding against Apple's crossing the river and demolishing the bridge since the beginning of cooperation. He saw that the invisible shackles were put on Apple. He even Doubt that Andy Smith still has a backhand waiting for them.

"Is this the latest data from the Liberty City Mall?" Jobs narrowed his pupils slightly and looked at Cook with a surprised expression.

"Yes, you have also discovered that the traffic carried by their website is no longer what a normal server can do. I have been watched by people. When the download peaks, our people download at the same time, and it is still very smooth. Their It is impossible to build a super server for a free game, and I have asked people to ask, and they have not bought new units recently."

"There is only one possibility! His cloud computing company has made a breakthrough..." Jobs' eyes flashed sharply, and his tone was full of surprise and a hint of resignation.

"No wonder he would use that kind of unequal share distribution agreement to tie up his partners. It seems that this Ye is really a powerful person." Calculating the company's share agreement, it now appears that Andy Smith, a young man, does have a unique courage and vision.

"There are many geniuses in this world. As I said, new technologies that can challenge or even eliminate these big companies in Silicon Valley may have already started writing code in a certain garage!" Jobs stood up and walked to the French windows. Looking at Apple's industrial park, he said in a clear voice.

"Then, will our chance continue?" Cook asked with a frown.

"Increase investment in cloud computing. As for the inclusion of the four games in the Apple Store, wait for a while. After all, our icrazy mobile phone is not mainstream and cannot form an oppressive advantage. Andy Smith is a genius. Seriously, this time he His counterattack made us a little passive, it seems that I need to make a call with him to communicate..."

Hearing that his boss wanted to call that young man Andy in person, to be honest, it was a bit aggrieved by the other party's swollen face and smiling face, so he couldn't help but hurriedly said: "I'll make this call!"

"Hehe." Jobs looked back at Cook, shook his head and chuckled, then lowered his head and said softly: "Only if I make this call, he will update the IOS version of this crazy game, and even if I call, he will I agree, but it will take a while to update, after all, Ai Crazy 3G will be launched soon."

Cook nodded helplessly. When Andy Smith was live broadcasting the development progress, he directly pointed out that only the JAVA version was developed. At that time, some people guessed that there was a crack in the cooperation between Apple and Andy Smith.

When the game was put on the shelves, it was completely a touch MO screen control game. Andy Smith, who has been very supportive of the IOS system from the beginning, changed his normalcy and abandoned the more sensitive capacitive screen. The resistive screen mobile phone that has been discussed to be discarded has undoubtedly verified this guess.

Andy Smith, this is the face of Apple, which has no contract spirit and is demolishing bridges!

This made a lot of melon mobile phone companies laugh!

Public opinion has also begun to rave about Apple's unkindness and violation of the spirit of the contract. Coupled with the fueling of some forces, if these unfavorable public opinions are not resolved as soon as possible, this will have a certain impact on Apple’s brand value. Of course, the most important thing is that Apple’s icrazy mobile phone is still just a baby. It doesn't take much share at all, and the sales volume of 6 million units is really not enough. Apple still needs friends!