American Manga Comes to the Motherland

After having lunch together, Tony went home by himself. Bai Ye sat alone in the Avengers CEO's office and browsed the information sent by District 7.

"The dizziness is really intense!"

Bai Ye looked at the specific report on the losses of the US military base in Qatar, touched his chin and considered:

"Well... Dizzy has already appeared, so the Decepticons are probably almost assembled. The only thing left is the return of Megatron, the Decepticon leader, and they can immediately launch a Decepticon war against the earth."

"How about Black Superman come and deal with the Decepticons? Forget it, the Watchmen Alliance has already shown its face when dealing with the Bigfoot Gang before, and the Avengers have not yet launched their first alliance mission, so why not Just this time.”

"Well... The Avengers keenly discovered the Decepticons' conspiracy to destroy the earth. In order to fight against the evil Decepticons, the Avengers united all forces that could be united. They happened to find a peace-loving car that was hostile to the Decepticons. People, unite with them to jointly face the challenge of the Decepticons."

Bai Ye whistled:

"That's it! Compared to the Watchmen Alliance with Black Superman, the Avengers are too weak. If the Autobot Transformers can be absorbed into the Avengers, the Avengers will be able to show up right away. Competing with the Watcher League."

"The Avengers may not be able to match the quality of the strong players of the Watchmen Alliance, but the increased quantity is also an advantage."

Bai Ye's mind was spinning rapidly:

"How should we get involved with the Autobots?"

Thought for a moment.

Bai Ye took out her cell phone and ordered: "White Queen, go to eBay and search for Antarctica, Captain Witevitch, glasses..."

After Bai Ye provided the keywords, the White Queen immediately retrieved the target Bai Ye was looking for—a shopkeeper named Heartthrob 217, who was selling the glasses of his great-great-grandfather Captain Witwicky. According to him, he His great-great-grandfather, Captain Witevich, was a legendary adventurer. He was the first person in the world to set foot on the Antarctic continent. He once discovered aliens in Antarctica. These glasses are witnesses of history.

"Heart-throb 217? It's really this idiot!" Bai Ye shook his head and said: "Human beings are really lacking something, so they become more hypocritical and want to show that they don't lack anything. It's clear that even girls' hands are missing. A young man who has never been touched, whose hormone secretion is too strong, and who wants to lick abalone and wants to go crazy, can name himself Heartthrob 217..."

Bai Ye asked the White Queen to create an account for "bringing a gun but not an umbrella on a rainy night" and prepared to buy the glasses.

Because these glasses do have a special function, Captain Witevitch accidentally touched Megatron's navigation system, causing Megatron to unconsciously print the coordinates of the Fire Source on these glasses.

Of course, Bai Ye definitely doesn't need the coordinates of the fire source, because it has been discovered by the American military and placed in the Hoover Dam together with Megatron.

It's just that the Decepticons and Autobots don't know. The only information they know is that they know the existence of these glasses. So when Bai Ye gets these glasses, people from the Autobots and Decepticons will naturally come to his door.

The Autobots are here, so Bai Ye will naturally talk to them about the alliance; the Decepticons are here... Hey, it just so happens that Bai Ye's Neptune technology needs Transformers for research. They will definitely be able to start research and development of steel armor technology. to extraordinary effectiveness.

"250 US dollars? This price is indeed 250 US dollars."

The White Queen placed the order and paid.

Unexpectedly, the young man did not immediately agree to the transaction - eBay has an auction model, and the person with the highest price wins. And the shady Sam is obviously not satisfied with only getting $250.

Because Sam's father agreed to help him buy a car, but the condition was that he had to get four A's, and at the same time, he had to save a car fund himself, so Sam sold everything he could. It was put up for auction online, and now the only thing left is these glasses.

And he never let go of the opportunity to earn more money, because the more money he collected, the better the car he could buy.

After seeing that someone was finally willing to bid on the broken glasses, Sam jumped up excitedly and shouted "yes".

"Calm down, Sam, you have to calm down!" After Sam got excited, he clenched his fists and said to himself: "Since the other party can even like this kind of rags, it means that the other party is a very rich person with a very strange aesthetic. Maybe , should I raise some prices?”

So, he contacted Bai Ye via private message: "Man, you are so discerning and can discover the value of these glasses. You must be a very successful person in life."

Nonsense, who else would spend $250 to buy such a thing if he is not an idiot with a very successful career?

"If my father hadn't been seriously ill and needed money for treatment, I would never have been able to sell it."

[Sam’s father mowing the grass outside Sam’s room: “???”]

This wave is really full of filial piety.

Bai Ye was noncommittal: "So?"

"Is $1,000 okay? With only $1,000, you can't suffer a loss or be cheated."

"$500."

Sam's expression changed: "$800."

"$300."

"Okay, okay!" Sam immediately wrote back: "It's only $300, we've made the deal."

"$290."

"Brother, I haven't raised the price yet, why are you lowering it?"

Sam complained.

Bai Ye: "I mainly think the number 290 is auspicious, 250+38+2, don't you think it is auspicious?"

"Geely, of course it's Geely, okay, then it'll be $290."

Sam hurriedly finalized.

This was already $40 more than he expected, which was pretty good.

"The deal is done. I can deliver to your door within the city limits of Los Angeles. For other places, you need to pay for the postage yourself. Postage is not included. You pay for the postage."

"Can……"

Bai Ye paused.

These glasses are very important. The Autobots and Decepticons may find information about the glasses at any time. In this case, it would be too irresponsible to hand the glasses to FedEx.

Who doesn’t know that FedEx is so prestigious? If you ask them to deliver something, it’s already good if they can deliver it to you every six months, because at least the stuff has arrived.

What's more likely is that your express delivery has disappeared without you noticing...

"Forget it, I'd better go get it myself."

Bai Ye muttered.

"You are in Los Angeles, right?" Bai Ye sent a message: "Tomorrow I happen to have business to go to Los Angeles to discuss. Then you can share your location with me and I will go get it myself."

"OK."

The two made an appointment to meet tomorrow and went offline.

"Yes! yes! yes!"

Sam yelled, took off his T-shirt, held it in his hand, and waved it wildly.

He is now 18 years old. In America, where the average person loses his virginity in junior high school, he is still a virgin. This is not because he is clean and self-sufficient, but because he is so frustrated that no girl is willing to be his girlfriend. .

Sam felt that this was not because he was too frustrated, but because he had no money. Now, he would get A's in four subjects immediately, and use his father's money to buy himself a Porsche. Now he has a car. , he will immediately become the most beautiful boy among his high school classmates, and there will definitely be beautiful girls willing to get in his car.

"Ding dong."

Sam was crying and howling when he suddenly discovered that there was a person on Facebook who looked like a voluptuous beauty. He had found her online some time ago and sent him a message:

"My parents are not at home and I am lonely. Do you want to make me pregnant?"

"KFC Vibrant Thursday is full of excitement and Crazy Thursday, giving me an experience I have never had before."

"Today is KFC's Crazy Thursday. Spicy bone chicken is 9.9 yuan for six yuan + hot spicy bone chicken is 19.9 yuan for 15 yuan + juicy lemon and orange tea for 19.9 yuan for two cups + secret sauce whole chicken for 29.9 yuan. It's easy to fill my belly."

Sam: "..."

He smiled disdainfully: "You can deceive my feelings, but you still want to defraud my money? Ridiculous! How can my money be defrauded so easily?"

…

Bai Ye said to himself: "I don't know if I can meet the Autobots this time. If possible, it would feel pretty good to be able to trick Bumblebee into becoming a crotch mount."

Men, how many of you don’t want to own a Bumblebee of your own?

In addition to being able to transform into a Gundam as a personal bodyguard, you can also scan and copy cars at will. In theory, owning a Bumblebee means you own all the models in the world, so you don’t have to wait for luxury cars in the white night. When one comes out and buys one, let Bumblebee scan them all. From now on, you can just drive Bumblebee, and it will be easier to show off.

Just like owning a Mystique, in theory, it is equivalent to owning all the beauties in the world.

"etc."

Bai Ye suddenly thought that in Sam's high school, there was a very sexy and beautiful beauty, her name seemed to be Mikaela, and she looked similar to Epchar.

Can he let this go?

If you can ride Bumblebee during the day and Mikaela at night, you will be the real winner in life.

"White Queen, search for Mr. Heartthrob's high school classmates and find a girl named Mikayla."

"Yes sir."

The White Queen was very fast, and in the blink of an eye, she retrieved all of Michaela's information.

"Sure enough, it's her..." Bai Ye read the information about Mikaela with great interest: "...Huh?"

Bai Ye suddenly discovered that Michaela and Apchar seemed to be related. She should be regarded as Apchar's cousin.

Unlike April's father, who is a top biological scientist, Michaela's father is a low-income American. He was sentenced to jail for stealing a car, leaving Michaela to live independently. She found a car repair job. A part-time job in the factory, earning living expenses by doing odd jobs repairing machinery for the boss - fortunately, when Michaela's father was imprisoned, she was already 17 years old, and was no longer considered a child laborer, and could do many jobs, if she were underage. , the end will definitely be very miserable.

"Mikayla is involved in the Transformers incident. This is not good. If she is not careful, a young girl like her will be punched into a meat pie by the Transformers... I have to give Apshar a warning. Are you awake?"

Bai Ye thought for a moment and shook his head:

"Forget it, Apshar doesn't even know me now. Contact Hammer. Besides, it's not a big deal. Without me, Michaela is indeed easily in danger. This is not because of me. Yet?"

"As long as I'm here to protect her, who can hurt her? Dizzy, or a roadblock? Come on, I'll beat one of them! Let's see how many Decepticons there are that I can beat."

After making up his mind, Bai Ye smiled with satisfaction.

In the near future, he will have two more mounts, so congratulations!

The next day.

Baiye took a private jet to Los Angeles.

When Bai Ye landed, he sent a message to Mr. Heartthrob, and the guy sent him a shared location. Bai Ye drove a Ferrari Lafa placed in a Los Angeles mansion.

In a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters, the scenery is beautiful and full of greenery. The green mountains in the distance seem to be connected with the blue sky. There are also gurgling streams between the mountains, forming lakes, like bright pearls.

"Ahhh... Miles, I hate it so much! That despicable guy said he would send me a photo and asked me to transfer $50 to him for a meal at KFC. I restrained myself again and again, but unfortunately in the end I still couldn’t control it, but who would have expected...he sent me a naked photo of a big man picking his feet."

Sam hugged his good friend Miles and cried bitterly:

"Do you know what hurts me the most? I thought he was joking with me and asked him to stop playing, but I didn't expect him to videotape me... He is really a foot-picking guy! They are just like that A man who specializes in using pictures of beautiful women to defraud wealthy people out of money! I was fooled! For $50, I bought a naked photo of a fat man weighing over 300 pounds."

"Don't be sad Sam, at least he showed you the real photos, right? I heard that someone was cheated before and was blocked after giving money... From this aspect, he is a pretty good person. Yeah." Miles comforted.

Sam: "..."

You have a really good way of comforting people.

"By the way Sam, we weren't invited to this party, so we came here on our own. Doesn't that seem bad?" Miles, who is also a gay friend, looked at Sam worriedly and said.

Today is a game for the most influential people on campus, a friendship between some handsome and charming school beauties, and the most beautiful school beauties. Sluts like Sam and Miles are not eligible to participate.

Miles was worried that the two of them would be an eyesore here and would be easily attacked by the school bullies.

"Don't worry Miles!" Sam wiped his tears and immediately stood up, patting his shoulder and said: "This is a public place, not private property. Why can they come but we can't? "

Sam has long understood the true meaning of picking up girls - that is to be bold, careful and thick-skinned.

Regardless of whether the girl likes you or not, if you go up to A, there is at least a 50% success rate, but if you are scared, it will be a 100% failure rate.

Sam had already found out that the goddess Mikaela in his heart would also come to this party... Maybe he could rely on the nearly scrapped second-hand car his father bought for him... dozens of Chevrolets, and he could successfully lick it. Where is the goddess?

"Hey, everyone, come and see, what's your name... that silly boy, is he here too?" Michaela's boyfriend Trin discovered the sneaky Sam and Miles Sky friends. , he pretended to shout loudly: "Who invited them here? It seems that there is no one... Silly boy, you didn't receive the invitation and came here on your own, right? No, no, no ?”

"Hahahahaha!"*N

The people around him gathered around Cui En, laughing at the sand sculpture duo.

Miles felt that it was too embarrassing to stand with Sam and be ridiculed like this, so he made an unexpected move and grabbed a big tree next to him and climbed up.

However, Sam felt that Miles's actions were so stupid that he had lost face, so he could only force himself to say:

"We are here to climb trees. We come here every year to climb trees and exercise. Why, can't we?"

"Okay, of course."

Cui En saw the dozens of Chevrolets parked by Sam on the side, and couldn't help but exaggerated:

"Man, your car is nice. I think it's older than my grandma. It must be an antique car worth collecting."

Sam glanced at his dirty Chevrolet, which was on the verge of being scrapped, and then at Trion's brand-new Hummer off-road parked not far away. He couldn't help but grit his teeth: Is it important to be rich?

Don't bully young people into poverty...

Don’t bully the middle-aged and poor...

Don’t bully the old and the poor...

The dead are great!

Well, Sam admits, being rich is awesome.

Seeing Sam like that, Michaela felt a little sympathetic to him, and couldn't help but change the subject:

"Hey Trin, can you let me drive your Hummer?"

Perhaps because of her family's genetic heritage, Michaela is also very interested in cars. She doesn't like cars specially made for women, but prefers large-displacement cars like the Hummer Cross Country, which are more powerful to drive.

"Oh, no, no, no, Michaela, this is not a toy, these are 22-inch top-grade tires. You will crush others into pulp." Cui En said with a smile: "My little white rabbit, why not How about sitting in the back seat?"

"Little white rabbit? Haha!"

However, Michaela was angered by Cui En's words that clearly discriminated against girls. She said with a smile:

"Treon, I'm not your little white rabbit!"

After saying that, she pushed away Cui En, who realized that she had said something wrong and wanted to apologize, and turned to leave. She didn't even want to attend this party now.

All of a sudden.

Accompanied by a powerful roar of the engine, a black shadow suddenly shot toward the lake, and an obvious drift was used when cornering.

"Crunch——!"

There was a sound of tires violently rubbing against the ground, and a cool and extraordinary Ferrari stopped in front of Michaela, Sam and others.

The passionate sound of braking shocked Michaela.

Sam was also stunned.

Even Cui En, who owns a Hummer off-road, was shocked.

What kind of wind could bring a top-notch luxury car like a Ferrari Lafa to a remote mountain like theirs?

"Wow, I am actually lucky enough to see it with my own eyes. Is it the Ferrari Lafa that I have only seen on movies and TV shows?"

Michaela was so excited that at this time, her ex-boyfriend Cui En's Hummer off-road vehicle had been forgotten by her.

Bai Ye opened the car door, got out of the car, pushed up his sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and was about to speak, when Michaela jumped in front of Bai Ye with eager eyes:

"Handsome guy, can I sit in your car? The passenger seat is fine too! Of course, if you let me drive once... I'd be very grateful."

Bai Ye pushed down the sunglasses on the bridge of her nose and took a look at the goods...

Test: One less monument.

Well, if you find such a young woman... you must give her an anti-sex injection.