American Manga Comes to the Motherland

"Gulu gulu——!"

Eddie drank down the cocktail in his hand and hummed: "Although I owe a lot of debt when I go out this time, it's worth it."

"Just because of Crazy Horse and Woodpeckers?"

Eddie said with a hint of showoff: "Yes, we also played French stewardesses, high-pressure prisons, fire-fighting babies and other projects. In the past, we were able to get in-depth contact with the goddesses that the public could only see in movies!"

"ha!"

Bai Ye smiled.

These two guys are truly outstanding talents.

He has achieved an achievement that can be compared with his victory over the invincible opponents of the Holy Valley.

"Then it's really an eye-opener for you to go to France." Bai Ye said with a smile: "Why don't you talk about it carefully?"

To be honest, Bai Ye himself never thought that he would be able to go to France to play these projects.

Mainly because he hasn't seen a movie in a long time, after all, he can do it.

"Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully."

Eddie proudly recounted his and Johnny's experiences in France.

Bai Ye and Eddie were chatting happily when they suddenly heard the word "Captain America" ​​vaguely, and the voice was a bit high.

This made Bai Ye and Johnny look over curiously.

I saw a fat white man, accompanied by a thin man companion, talking loudly to a beautiful blonde:

"You must be familiar with Captain America, right? Then you should know that Captain America has returned from the resurrection. She is the... beauty from the Avengers. Really, I won't lie to you. My grandma told me personally that Captain America is the virgin. Her body was ended by her own hands, so maybe my mother is Captain America’s daughter, and I am Captain America’s grandson!”

"Liar!"

The beauty obviously didn't believe what the big fat man said, and curled her lips and said: "You look like Captain America, how is there even the slightest resemblance? I heard that the Fantastic Four, the Human Torch, who is only distantly related to Captain America, both look like Captain America." 70% similar, how about you?"

"That's just a coincidence that the boy returned to his ancestors. In fact, his blood relationship with Captain America is far away!" The big fat man boasted: "And I am Captain America's true blood relative..."

"Star-Lord?"

Bai Ye was slightly surprised because the big fat man looked so much like Star-Lord.

"No...how could Star-Lord appear on Earth at this time? And he is much fatter than Star-Lord."

Bai Ye thought for a moment, took out his mobile phone, took a photo, and uploaded it to Queen Bai to investigate the information.

"Tsk tsk." Johnny exclaimed: "After that old guy from the Arctic Ocean came back, everyone really wanted to rub off on his popularity. Now even a guy who is so fat like that dares to say that he belongs to that old guy. My grandson comes to pick up girls..."

Bai Ye put down the phone, looked strange, and said, "Maybe what he said is true?"

Bai Ye had recalled before that Captain America's virginity seemed to be a secret knowledge given to Star-Lord's grandmother, but he forgot to pay attention to it at the time.

Now, through comparing the information investigated by the White Queen, he discovered something, that is, Star-Lord's grandmother also had a sister.

In fact, Captain America’s time as a cheerleader does not match the age of Star-Lord’s grandmother, but Star-Lord’s grandmother has a sister, and they look very similar...

The case was solved.

Captain America's virginity actually ended at the hands of Star-Lord's grandmother's sister.

Star-Lord's grandmother's sister had a daughter, and this daughter gave birth to a son, who should be the big fat white man who talked a lot - Bailey.

In other words, before the fat man named "Pele" did a paternity test with Captain America, there was a 50% probability that he was Captain America's biological grandson.

"How is that possible!" Johnny said: "If he is really the grandson of that old guy, then I will chop him up live!"

Bai Ye looked at Johnny with faint eyes and said: "In this world, many seemingly impossible things often have a dramatic answer. Johnny, don't speak too early, be careful."

"Really?" Because of Bai Ye, Johnny frowned and looked at the fat man for a long time and said, "Tch! This is obviously just a liar who talks nonsense. He has nothing to do with that old guy."

"But he gave me an interesting idea."

Johnny rolled his eyes and smiled.

"What do you think?" Eddie asked in confusion.

"You don't know, with my current status as the Human Torch, I can handle the 50% of beauties with open personalities in America, but there are other 50% of beauties that I can't handle..." Johnny said with a bad smile: "Then You say, if I pretend to be that old guy in the future and go pick up girls, wouldn’t I be able to capture the remaining 50% of beauties?”

"hiss--!"

Eddie looked at Johnny in shock and said, "Then when things come to light, you will be beaten to death by Steve Rogers, right?"

"Ha! I was beaten up by him before, and it was because of his sneak attack!" Johnny said confidently: "But in fact, although he is the first superhero in history and a national idol in America, he actually He's not as strong as me, he can't beat me, at most he's only a 50-50 match against me with his shield... As time goes on, I must be better than him."

"But he is your elder..." Bai Ye looked at Johnny in surprise and said, "Do you want to rebel against Tiangang?"

"No way." Johnny smacked his lips and said, "I don't have to defeat him. I can fly, and at supersonic speed. Can he fly? Can he catch up with me? Besides, even if he has to be beaten, , also after I had enjoyed it many times, the beating would be worth it."

"Awesome!"

Bai Ye gave Johnny a thumbs up.

…

The thin man standing next to the fat man, his name is Wesley. He has a pair of blue eyes and an extremely numb expression. He has no mood swings when listening to his good friend Bailey bragging about picking up girls.

In fact, he had heard Bailey tell it many times, the stories his grandmother and Captain America had to tell.

It's disgustingly false.

But I don’t know why, but there are always beautiful women who fall for this fat man’s deception and are willing to book a hotel room with him at night.

Don’t these women have any brains?

In fact, Wesley doesn't understand the truth that as long as you can talk and laugh with any girl but can restrain your interest in her, your attraction to her will be fatal.

It is a cruel reality that girls are often only attracted to men who are not interested in them. This is not their fault, but human nature is like this.

Why do some people treat girls well and are called considerate and charming, while others become lickers?

Because the love stimulation brought by the two is different, there is only one other person in the world of dog licking. He is always available and does not care whether he is respected or taken seriously.

All his actions are predictable by girls, and they can 100% use this attribute of his to do things for themselves. Usually he is indifferent, but he will come to him only when he is sad, distressed, or if there is something that needs to be exploited by the licking dog.

Because licking a dog will be completely manipulated by girls, it is impossible for him to refuse all her requests, let alone do anything beyond her expectations. All behaviors are controllable, so the only feeling he brings to girls is boredom.

A man with sexual tension is the complete opposite. All his actions are unknown. Girls can't guess what his next move will be, let alone whether he likes her. This feeling can greatly stimulate girls' curiosity. Girls will test this boy in various ways, but he can always give girls the results they expect.

Being able to do this is nothing, considerate and charming. The most important thing is to give the girl some rewards that she would never imagine without showing that she likes the girl. Such rewards can be material or some behaviors. There is no need to be extravagant in terms of material things, just some gifts that can solve a girl's little worries. In terms of behavior, for example, he will naturally hold the girl's hand when she crosses the road, but will let go after crossing the road.

What this kind of boy is best at is the details in life, even details that some girls have never paid attention to, and he uses these details to control the intrusive behavior, which is something that a licking dog cannot do.

Wesley suffered the loss of not understanding women at all.

As an honest person, Wesley has a sexy and beautiful girlfriend with blond hair, blue eyes, long legs, and a European style. However, the world is fair. If God gives you something, he will take away something from you - bad Men attract women, and good men attract hats.

Wesley's beautiful girlfriend drives a bus at home, so she is particularly hospitable, good at socializing with others, and welcomes everyone who comes. She has brought many Taoist friends to Wesley, and Bailey is one of them.

Bailey looks ugly and fat, but he is inexplicably good at picking up girls. After becoming a fellow Taoist Wesley, he is very loyal. Every time he works overtime and the sewer at home is clogged, he will go to his house without any trouble. Help clear the sewer to prevent it from overflowing and drowning Wesley.

Wesley had known everything for a long time, but... life was already so difficult, why bother exposing some things?

If he hadn't exposed it, he would have had a beautiful girlfriend and a righteous Taoist friend, and he would have been twice as happy. But once he had been exposed, wouldn't there be nothing in his life?

Thinking about it from another angle, his beautiful girlfriend spends money lavishly. His salary is not enough to pay for his girlfriend’s expenses. However, Bailey often buys expensive gifts for his girlfriend, which relieves him a lot of worries. burden, and the girlfriend is still his, doesn't this mean that Bailey is spending money to help him support his girlfriend?

He prostituted Bailey for nothing!

As for the occasional cream puff he gets, that's not important... If you want to live a decent life, you always have to have a little green in your head.

"Bailey, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."

Wesley put down the drink money from his wine glass and said to Bailey next to him.

For some reason, Wesley felt that he had a physical problem recently. He always felt dizzy and dizzy for no apparent reason, which made him feel very heavy. He felt like he was going to have sex?

This is not impossible. In modern society, there are all kinds of strange cases... No one can tell clearly which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident.

But Wesley didn't want to go for a physical exam.

Because he thinks that as long as I don't go for a physical examination, my physical condition will remain the same as the last physical examination, which is healthy.

Just in case...

I'll endure minor illnesses, and I'll deal with serious illnesses. It's just such a fucked up life, and I don't have much nostalgia for it.

Bailey was still chatting with the beauty enthusiastically, and he just waved casually in response to Wesley's words, as if dismissing his follower.

"Crack!"

Bai Ye took a photo with his mobile phone and amused himself: "One looks like Star-Lord, and the other looks like Professor The historic meeting between the professor and Star-Lord will probably be interesting too.”

…

Out of the nightclub.

Sitting in the car.

"Wesley..."

Bai Ye touched his chin and thought for a while.

He knew that among the twelve seats at the high table of the Continental Hotel, there was also a seat for the Assassin's League, and Wesley was the son of Cross, the chief assassin of the Assassin's League. He was also an assassin with astonishing talent. With just two months of training, he could Become the top killer in the world immediately.

"By the way, there are a lot of good things in the Assassin's League..."

Bai Ye is also quite interested in the bullet-bending shooting skills of the Assassin's League. If he can get it and use it to train his men, it would be a good choice.

Moreover, the Assassin's Alliance also has a magical potion. No matter how injured you are, as long as you are not dead, you can quickly recover as before with a dip in the potion. This is simply a rare miracle potion in the world. If you take If we provide pharmaceuticals for Saturn Bio, we can at least create tens of billions of dollars in output value.

As a result, a group of idiots in the League of Assassins have a treasure trove without realizing it. After abandoning their faith, in order to make a little money, they would rather do dirty things and risk their lives to earn some hard money, but they do not understand the value of developing a potion that is like a mountain of gold - -It also forced the strongest assassin in the Assassin's League, the Cross, to dislike their arrogance and choose to defect, and wanted to launch a purge against the Assassin's League that had fallen into darkness.

"The League of Assassins...treating guests, decapitating people, and accepting them as dogs, which card should be used?"

…

Wesley returned to that terrible home.

A dull look on his face.

"Wesley!" A sharp voice shouted directly at him: "Didn't I send you a message? Ask you to bring a box of eyebrow pencils for me when you come back? Where is my eyebrow pencil? Don't tell me, have you forgotten again? Trash! How could I be so blind that I found a boyfriend like you!"

Countless harsh words came to Wesley like a flood.

Okay, okay, he's used to it.

Wesley said nothing and ignored his girlfriend. After putting down the things he brought home, he got into the toilet with ease, took out his mobile phone, clicked on the study materials, and watched French Stewardess: A day without Ji Yang Virtue, if you don't practice it for two days, you will accumulate positive and positive virtues.