American manga: start to investigate Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s tax issues
Chapter Twelve Another Day to Be Kind to Others
"As a dedicated and dedicated IRS official action specialist, it is normal to chase someone abroad in order to determine the life and death of a legal person with tax issues, right?"
Lin Yu said it confidently.
"After all, Director, you just said in your speech yesterday that in the United States, only death and taxes are eternal!
It means that in the United States, unless you die, you have to pay taxes, so it is natural for me to apply for an outbound movement pass now, right?"
Director: "..."
He couldn't agree with "Ah, yes, yes, yes", nor could he suggest that Lin Yu check his body, especially his brain...
The director of the IRS, John Cleese, is a white man in his sixties, with blond hair and blue eyes. Although he is a bit older, his figure is not out of shape and his face is rosy. He obviously maintains sufficient exercise.
"You mean, you told me before that the investigation into that... or something bureau has been successful?" Chris asked instead of answering in a hurry.
The investigation order in Lin Yu's hand naturally did not come out of thin air. After all, this thing is not an imperial edict. You can write one to others temporarily when others ask for it... Unless it is a humanoid printer, you must be able to engrave official seals and so on.
In short, whether it was the investigation order against Snake Shield or Stark Industries, Lin Yu only obtained it after "communication and negotiation" with Chris.
If he were an ordinary operations specialist, he would not have the opportunity to discuss this kind of matter directly with Chris.
But of course Lin Yu is not an ordinary person... Among the large group of white people, a yellow one suddenly appeared, and he is so handsome that he is jealous of men and crazy women. If he stands out from the crowd, it is conservative, right?
It’s like a dragon lying in a carp pond!
Lin Yu's specialness comes from the system. The job of IRS Action Specialist is directly gifted by the system, as well as the identity of this world and the corresponding memory.
He had also doubted whether all this would be revealed, but after verifying it through some means, Lin Yu no longer had any doubts about it.
What follows is naturally the reasonable use of this identity.
If you were the director of the IRS and suddenly found out that an Asian came into the agency, he was officially at the level of an operations specialist. Then you went to investigate the person’s background and found that there was no problem at all... Then, would you think this was just a coincidence?
The person who can become the director of the IRS will never be a fool, but a smart person.
Being a smart person means that you are more likely to have doubts and associations about something.
When faced with a guy whose background seems normal, but who is completely abnormal in summary, what aspects do you think of?
There will be many, but in the final analysis, there is one characteristic in common -
It's a big deal, there's someone behind it!
Lin Yu used some such simple psychological speculations to successfully obtain the opportunity to communicate with Chris, and demonstrated his excellent legal knowledge, and then gained Chris' support, and then obtained the investigation order.
Of course, to say support is a bit too much. It is more of an exchange of interests, which is the so-called transaction.
For Chris, this is a sure-fire deal, because he can benefit from it regardless of whether Lin Yu succeeds or not.
If Lin Yu is successful, he can share the money.
Lin Yu failed, and he was able to find out Lin Yu's background.
However, for Lin Yu, this is also a sure profit.
After all, he has absolute confidence in the money-grubbing abilities of Snake Shield and Safe House Mazefak Man.
Such a big hole certainly cannot be completely covered up, not to mention that Lin Yu has become the real Zhang San through the blessing of the system. It is easy to find out the problem!
Through the law of conservation of matter, we can know that the so-called "win-win" is impossible to happen, so there must be a third loss...
Thus, a world where only Fury and Snake and Shield were injured was born.
"The name is called Homeland...Forget it, I can't remember clearly. In short, of course it was successful, Director." Lin Yu nodded, "I gained this amount!"
As he spoke, he stretched out an index finger and pointed it in front of his face.
"Ten million?" Chris frowned, "For such a large organization, this amount is just a small amount for tax issues?"
"No, no, no, one hundred million!"
Lin Yu shook his head and said: "The total number is so much. According to the seventy-three points we agreed before, Director, you can get it..."
"Cough cough cough!" Chris coughed heavily immediately.
Lin Yu stopped talking.
Chris immediately pressed a hidden button under his desk, and then the curtains in front of all the windows closed automatically and the doors automatically locked.
Although Lin Yu did not use electronic equipment, he could guess that all the electronic equipment in the office was probably interfered with and could not work properly.
"Okay, go on." Chris then asked Lin Yu to continue.
"Director, you can get 30 million US dollars, which is legal income without any hidden dangers and can be used anytime, anywhere." Lin Yu said.
Chris was obviously taken aback, and his eyes widened slightly.
"What's wrong, Director? I see you are a little confused?" Lin Yu asked.
"No...that is, the seven-three you are talking about...are you seven and me three?" Chris originally planned to say it was nothing, but in the end he couldn't help but ask.
In fact, 30 million U.S. dollars is not too small, but this huge psychological gap is still unavoidable.
After all, that’s a gap of 40 million US dollars!
Chris always thought that the seven-thirds that Lin Yu said was his seven-thirds and Lin Yu-three!
Lin Yu: "..."
Although this development is a bit unexpected, it is not unexpected.
"That's right, Director, during this relatively complicated money processing process, there will be a lot of losses in these funds." Lin Yu said after considering his words.
"After taking into account these losses, the director and I will get 70% from you, 70% from you and 30% from me, and you will get a total of 30 million US dollars."
"Loss?" Chris spread his hands and almost laughed angrily at Lin Yu, who seemed to him to be telling lies with his eyes open, and his tone became a little unkind.
"I can accept that you want more, but you can't fool me as a fool. I saw the detailed plan you gave me at that time, and there was no loss in it."
"There is indeed no loss in the plan, because this loss is the default," Lin Yu remained unmoved, looking at Chris calmly and speaking in a calm tone.
"I thought, Director, you would have guessed it."
Chris frowned.
It's not in the plan, but...it's the default loss?
Wait, is it?!
Chris' eyes changed.
"You mean..." he asked tentatively.
"It seems that you are very smart, Director..." Lin Yu smiled, "Then I think you won't have any doubts about the money anymore, right?"
"..." Chris tapped his fingers on the table for a long time, "Can I meet that person?"
"What do you think?" Lin Yu asked.
…
You should keep three points in your words so that they can make people think.
Lin Yu took the proof of action and got into the car of a kind-hearted IRS colleague, thinking to himself.
By the way, this colleague is twenty-five years old and has a good looks. She just broke up with her boyfriend for some reason. Lin Yu just kindly comforted her and gave her a ride. Don’t get me wrong.
In order to comfort his colleagues, Lin Yu tried so hard that he almost missed the plane.
It’s another day to be kind to others.
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