American manga: start to investigate Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s tax issues
Chapter 2 About how awesome the IRS is in the United States
"In the United States, the sky is huge, and our IRS is the largest! Only death and taxes are eternal! From the White House to criminals, everyone has to pay us taxes!
We have elite agents and armed forces that far exceed those of the FBI, CIA and the like! So commissioners, don’t worry, just go ahead and do it! I, the Director of the IRS, and all the armed forces of the entire IRS will always be your most powerful force.
Solid backing!”
This is the content of the speech delivered by the IRS director when Lin Yu officially joined the IRS in the morning, the fifth day after his time travel.
Based on the facts, there is absolutely nothing wrong with what the director said.
In the United States, the IRS is so awesome.
For example, in American TV series and movies, they have hacked everything that can be hacked, such as the FBI, CIA, or the President of the White House (of course, it may also be a documentary), but none of them dare to hack.
, even when it comes to the IRS.
To use another analogy, everyone knows about the racist organizations in the United States, but the IRS basically only recruits white people, and at most they want someone with a tanned skin... but I haven't seen them dare to say anything.
This shows how tyrannical the IRS is.
Of course, this does not mean that Lin Yu must start the game directly against the Braised Egg and Snake Shield.
However, his golden finger is to check taxes before he can become stronger, and currently the number one tax evasion list given by the system is Nick Fury and his Snake and Shield.
Come to think of it, the Safe House Man, also known as Mazefalk Man, and Hydra, who made their fortune relying on S.H.I.E.L.D., must have evaded countless taxes.
As for the ability to check taxes to become stronger... God knows who could have invented such an outrageous golden finger condition!
If you look at other people’s cheats, those who need to top up money are considered to be in trouble. Nowadays, it is popular to sign in directly, okay?
Upgrade lying flat!
Complaints are complaints, you still have to do what you have to do. The position of IRS official action specialist is directly delivered by Goldfinger, and the corresponding identity in this world.
So, Lin Yu waited until the day when he officially joined the company. The induction ceremony had just been held in the morning, and he went straight to Nick Fury in the afternoon.
Lin Yu's creed never contained the words "detour" or "obscene development", it was just one word, "reckless"!
This can be seen from his previous deeds in Assassin's Creed, where he sprinted and assassinated people face-to-face, and when he played Elden's Ring and went out without a horse to challenge a big tree guard, etc.
Of course, this "reckless" does not mean that he is crazy... At least Lin Yu dares to do this now because he has a certain ability to protect himself.
Lin Yu glanced at his system panel.
[Current world: Marvel Cinematic Universe (number of rotations: 0)
Available number of draws: 0 (US$1,000,000/time)
ability:
[Legal Proficiency]: Hey my friend, before you kiss my ass hard with your stinky leather shoes, I have to finish...it's not okay to be illiterate!
So now, as an official operations specialist of the IRS Large Business and International Division, it is normal for you to be proficient in all laws, right? Come on, try to get the hammer swinger in when you go to court!
(I don’t mean the guy who is more than 1,500 years old, but I don’t mind if you want to send him in. Wait, you can’t beat him? That’s okay.)
[Agent Quality]: From sliding doors to picking locks, to unparalleled sneaking! Agents are so omnipotent... Well, I mean, in the movie, is there a problem with the order? No, no, no, no problem!
[Weapon Proficiency]: As an IRS official operations specialist, it is normal for you to be proficient in swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, right? Of course, you also need to be proficient in hot weapons.
However, my friend, please keep in mind that we are civilized people and we must collect taxes in a civilized way! (ps: I mean, tax the civilized people who are civilized to you (no one can’t understand it))]
Such a confusing explanation couldn't help but remind Lin Yu of a book he had read before traveling through time - "The Gods Become Gods Part-Time".
If I remember correctly, the golden finger of the protagonist seems to be introduced in this style... maybe it is produced by the same manufacturer?
Apart from the fact that the introduction style is confusing, Lin Yu is actually quite satisfied with the novice gift package given by the system.
He is proficient in the law, and he can directly transform into Zhang San.
There are also weapons and agent skills that are all proficient!
If you put aside the skills of sliding doors and picking locks, Lin Yu feels that what he has now is probably the template of the master in DC.
Of course, it's just a physical template, in terms of wealth... Lin Yu can only say that he and the master together can subvert the entire economic environment of Gotham City!
As for rotating the world, there is nothing much to say. I have traveled through time and it would be better to see more of the "customs and customs" of other worlds. However, it seems that there is no opportunity to rotate the world yet, and I don't know what conditions need to be met.
And the money required for a lottery draw...
Lin Yu could only say that he hoped that the system would be developed by a goose factory instead of a pig factory, and that he would be a European emperor rather than a non-chief.
"Let's make a fortune from here first, get some lottery money, and then go check out Tony Stark. Although he has been captured by terrorists, it's not a big problem..." Lin Yu glanced at the ranking list.
The second-placed name determines the next candidate.
Although Tony Stark most likely did not evade taxes, his Stark Industries certainly did because his dear uncle, Obadiah Stane, secretly sold a large number of weapons to Afghanistan.
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At this time, Fury doesn't need to worry at all. He really can't discuss with Lu Dan whether they will be called SHIELD or Snake Shield after changing their name, or share with him a few that are not in SHIELD records.
safe house address, etc...
Lin Yu already has several such addresses on his hands.
The reason why he didn't tell Fury was to put pressure on him and leave him room to guess. Waiting until the appropriate time to show off his cards would have a better effect than telling him directly now.
Anyway, Lin Yu has no intention of establishing a good relationship with Fury at all. It's more like treating him as an enemy.
Fury is a very suspicious person, almost as suspicious as the DC boss next door. He has a hand in everything and knows everything. However, he is far inferior in terms of personal ability and strategy.
Sir, this often leads to all kinds of bad things.
Pig teammates are not scary, but pig teammates who think they are strong are scary, and pig teammates who carry enemies around to meddle in their own affairs without realizing it are even more scary.
The master is suspicious, but at least he can stand up when it is time to stand up. He is also fierce and invincible in a fight!
What else could Fury do? A pager and Mazefak?
"Respect" and stay away is the end of it.
As for tax inspections, what impact will it have on the future of the world if these things that should have been discovered later are discovered in advance?
Lin Yu doesn't care about that. What does that have to do with being a small IRS action specialist? He is just performing his duties!
What kind of plot is going crazy... As long as you are strong enough, are you still afraid of that?
Just go ahead and get there!
Anyway, since he was abroad, Lin Yu had decided to let go and go big.
There is quite a sense of "don't worry about flooding in other people's homes".
As for the money obtained from tax inspections...
Of course it cannot be turned over to the U.S. Treasury.
The system only requires Lin Yu to successfully check his taxes, and it will count as much as he finds, but it does not set requirements or restrictions on how he can use the money after he gets it.
In this Ganges River.
Due to his [Legal Proficiency], Lin Yu is now well versed in how to launder money without being detected, and even if it is detected, it cannot be judged.
Commonly known as the perfect crime.
It is similar to that of the outlaw named Zhang Mingsan.
When the time comes, we will have a 70/30 split with the director, with someone above me taking the blame, and someone below me keeping the mouth shut... This wave is perfect!
The money just went from one pocket to another - his own pocket. Since it was in the United States, Lin Yu had no psychological burden and was even particularly excited.
This is not advocating tax evasion or money laundering. This is just taking advantage of the legal loopholes in capitalist countries and acting as a legal worm on their economic dam!
No, the more he talked about it, the more excited he became. Lin Yu couldn't wait to put it into practice.
In short, the current situation is that everything is ready, all we need is money!
"I don't know which Hydra member will come to hand over to me tomorrow. I'm really looking forward to it..." Lin Yu thought to himself.
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