American manga: start to investigate Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s tax issues
Chapter 4 Sky-high couriers come to search homes
The process of teaching Peter was quite enjoyable.
This pleasure refers to Lin Yu's unilateral pleasure.
After all, Peter has not been bitten by a spider yet. He is a "thin" high school student. The most physical exercise he does on weekdays is skateboarding.
Now, he was naturally unable to fight back against Lin Yu, whose fighting skills had reached the limit of ordinary humans.
"Mr...Mr. Lin!"
After being knocked down cleanly again, Peter collapsed to the ground and called out breathlessly.
"What's wrong?" Lin Yu temporarily stopped the process of "walking over to pull Peter up before falling down again."
"I...I heard that if someone like me wants to learn fighting, should he first gain weight and gain muscle or something..." Peter asked weakly.
Before Peter entered this gym, he thought Lin Yu was going to teach him how to exercise to improve his physical fitness first, and then teach him fighting after a while.
There was nothing wrong with what he was thinking. No matter how good your fighting skills are, it is useless without the corresponding physical fitness. It was like a 3090+Intel 12th generation i9 plus other top-end configurations, and ended up with a 100W power supply.
I can’t carry it!
But what he didn't expect was that Lin Yu would start teaching him how to fight without rules.
This is not teaching, it is simply a unilateral beating!
If Peter hadn't clearly felt that Lin Yu was slowing down his strength every time he was knocked down to avoid injury, he would have even wondered if he had provoked Lin Yu somewhere, causing Lin Yu to take the opportunity to strike.
Revenge!
"According to common sense, it is indeed like that, but your situation is a bit special." Lin Yu answered him seriously.
"Because it takes a certain amount of time to increase your physical strength, and you need to master the skills of not being bullied in a short period of time.
Now that I have a rough idea of your physical condition, come on, let me tell you where to hit with a fatal blow..."
Having said that, Lin Yu is too lazy to teach Peter to exercise because he is not far away from being bitten by a spider. Anyway, with a spider totem, he will be bitten sooner or later. After being bitten, he will naturally gain a super strong body, so there is no need for it.
Waste of time on this.
Peter: "!!!"
"I...I really don't want to kill anyone, Mr. Lin!" Peter said.
"I know, I'm not teaching you how to kill, I'm teaching you how to avoid accidentally killing others," Lin Yu helplessly raised his forehead, "Do I look like that kind of murderer?"
Peter shook his head hesitantly.
"...I suddenly felt that the moment just now was not enough to understand your physical condition, so we should continue fighting without restrictions." Lin Yu said.
"I was wrong, Mr. Lin, you are definitely not a murderer, absolutely not!"
…
After experiencing a lot of painful and happy torture (referring to physical torture and pain, but mentally happy because of gaining new knowledge and looking forward to being able to deal with school bullying in the future, at least Lin Yu thinks so)
, Lin Yu sent Peter home.
As for training, too much is not enough. The little skills he just taught Peter were completely enough for him to deal with the bully.
"Good night, Mr. Lin. Actually, you really don't need to take me home. After all, it's only a step or two away... Ah, but I didn't actually mean you to be nosy, so please don't think too much about it... I didn't say that specifically.
I mean to make you uncomfortable..."
Peter was talking very fast, but the more he spoke, the more people felt something was wrong, and finally he stopped in embarrassment.
"Sorry, Mr. Lin, it's easy for me when I'm nervous..." Peter gestured with his hands.
Unfortunately, his sign language skills are even worse than his ability to speak under stress.
"I know. In fact, I'm just dropping you off. I have other things to do."
Lin Yu smiled. Seeing how nervous Peter was, he always had the feeling of doting on an obedient and sensible child. Perhaps this is one of the reasons why the little spider will be the "group favorite" in the future.
"Ah? It's so late, Mr. Lin, why are you going out? It's not very safe outside at night!" Peter was stunned and subconsciously persuaded him.
"Isn't that what you said?" Lin Yu asked with a smile.
"I said...I'm sorry, what did I say?" Peter looked confused.
"I'm a murderer," the expression on Lin Yu's face suddenly disappeared, and his tone was as calm as if he was talking about what he had eaten this morning, "What else can I do to go out at night besides killing people?
"
Peter: "!!!"
His eyes widened, and for a moment his body froze as if he had fallen into an ice cellar.
"Haha, I'm just kidding. I didn't scare you, did I?" Lin Yu suddenly smiled again, with a warm and sunny smile, waving his hands and said, "I'm not the kind of pervert who likes to kill people. Don't get me wrong. Of course, there are indeed some things.
We need to take care of it now, pack it for express delivery or something... Anyway, good night, Peter, training will continue tomorrow."
"Good night, Mr. Lin..." Peter couldn't tell which words Lin Yu said were true and which words were false.
Lin Yu nodded and helped him close the door.
The lock body enters the lock catch and makes a crisp sound.
…
"Click!"
The lock body pops up the latch and makes a crisp sound.
The trunk of the car was opened, and what came into view were two adult men who were tightly tied together. Both of them had a look of humiliation on their faces: "You have no face to see anyone, so just kill me."
"Although I didn't find any valid information, I guess it should be your express delivery." Lin Yu said to the man next to him with a somewhat worrying hairline.
It was already the next day, and they were in the underground parking lot of SHIELD.
"This express delivery... is really scary."
Phil Coulson, a seventh-level agent of the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency, Fury's most effective assistant, the smile on his face had froze at this time, with a hint of embarrassment.
"Oh, if you're talking about the packaging method, then I'll buy a gift box first. I just don't know where to buy such a big gift box. It may take time to customize it." Lin Yu pretended not to understand, "Or, this is actually not the case.
Your express delivery?”
As he spoke, Lin Yu put his hand on the trunk, as if he was planning to close it.
"Wait a minute, it's our express delivery!" Coulson couldn't bear it when he saw the despair in the two agents' eyes. "Thank you very much for sending them over, Mr. Lin."
"No need to thank me, I'm getting paid anyway," Lin Yu said with a smile, "10,000 per person, totaling 20,000 US dollars, cash transaction, settled in person."
"How much?" Colson was stunned.
"This damn greedy vampire!" When Fury heard these words in the director's office at the headquarters, he slammed the table and cursed fiercely.
Although it is only 20,000 US dollars, where else can this money come from?
It was like cutting flesh on his body!
"Express delivery fee, moving labor fee, accommodation fee, and most importantly, mental damage fee, and sealing fee." Lin Yu said a lot of expenses casually.
"Of course, if you are not willing to pay, I think it would be interesting to take the two agents of your agency who illegally monitored IRS employees to court."
This is a threat, a clear threat!
Coulson took a breath.
"Promise him!" Fury shouted in his ear, "This matter will never be spread!"
Losing money was the second priority. Although Fury was heartbroken that he had to pay "his own" money, it was impossible to really get rid of those two agents.
More importantly, if this matter spreads, it will definitely be an unprecedented blow to the reputation of this bureau!
As the saying goes, a person with no shame is invincible, but there is another saying - a tree without bark will definitely die!
The Strategic Homeland Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency is that ‘tree’.
Your agent was sent out to spy on an IRS employee and was actually caught in reverse?
So who are the professional agents?
So much money was approved for you before, was it all used to make a living?
Are you even unwilling to pay the private compensation of 20,000 US dollars?
In this way, Fury can almost imagine that the funding approvals he will receive in the future will be greatly reduced or even eliminated... Even in the best case scenario, he will still need to spend a lot of money on training those agents to prove that
The money is not wasted.
Of course, that's not what's important. What's important is that then Fury won't be able to use the black money to build a safe house!
This is absolutely not okay!
In comparison, although $20,000 is still painful for Fury, it is not as painful.
"Deal." The director nodded, and Coulson nodded to Lin Yu. It was not his money that was spent anyway.
"Thank you for your patronage, and welcome to come again next time," Lin Yu smiled, "So, now, let's get started?"
Coulson and Fury on the other side of the headset couldn't help but feel excited at the same time.
At this moment, they finally remembered that Lin Yu came to the door today not just to be a high-priced courier.
Lin Yu just smiled, as if he had already seen the guaranteed ten consecutive draws waving to him.
The express delivery was just incidental, his main purpose was to ransack the house!
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