American manga: start to investigate Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s tax issues

Klein fell straight to the ground, and a colorless gas erupted from the button he pressed before he fell. Lin Yu quickly took out a gas mask and put it on, and Gouzi...

The dog sneezed and looked slightly unhappy, but did not appear to be in any discomfort.

It’s normal. After all, he is Thor, the god of thunder, and a character in a funny movie. The indestructible body of King Kong is a basic operation, right?

Lin Yu came to Klein, checked, and then turned to look at the dog who came over curiously.

"You electrocuted people all at once."

"Ouch (O_O)?" Gouzi was shocked.

"It's okay, this person deserves to die anyway, and you are my dog ​​now, a police dog of the law enforcement team.

In the process of law enforcement, if you encounter a fiercely resisting criminal and use lethal force to ensure your own safety, it is not a big problem... Next time, just remember to be a little more restrained and don't accidentally kill a valuable target."

Lin Yu comforted Gouzi, thinking that this was not a comedy or comedy movie. Enough electricity would really kill people!

"Aoaoヽ(￣▽￣)?!" Gouzi nodded repeatedly.

"However, in order to make your memory long, the high-quality dog ​​food is gone." Lin Yu said.

"Wow! (▼DRAN▼#)"

"Okay, seeing as you're still doing your part, I'll add an extra meal tonight."

"Ouch!︿(￣︶￣)︿" Gouzi felt that his efforts had paid off for him, and he was satisfied.

"Jingle Bell!"

The phone rang.

Lin Yu picked up the phone: "Moses Moses?"

"…Who is Nana?" The person on the other end of the phone was silent for a moment and then asked.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand what the birds are saying, so hang up!" Lin Yu hung up the phone with his backhand.

These days, raking is a basic operation, but it must be mastered well.

Probably because he had never been exposed to Lin Yu's kind of operation, the person on the phone was stunned for a while before calling again.

"???????????????(Who are you looking for)." Lin Yu answered the phone and asked.

"...Who are you?" The person on the other end of the phone was silent again, and recently decided to ignore Lin Yu's words and ask directly in English.

"So you know English, so you should use it earlier. What nonsense are you talking about?" Lin Yu suddenly realized, but still did not intend to answer his question, "Who am I and what does it have to do with you?"

"Then you must be Lin Yu."

"You guessed it wrong." Lin Yu looked solemn and said in a low and hoarse voice, "I am Batman."

Lin Yu's pseudo-voice skills are good, and this sentence is really similar to what Bruce said using a voice changer.

"...No matter who you are, I will find you and make you pay the price you deserve." The person on the other end of the phone threatened.

"What? You are actually threatening a law enforcement officer? You think you paid less taxes, right? No, did you pay your taxes?" Lin Yu said angrily.

"You still said you were Batman?"

"As Batman, I joined the IRS to gain law enforcement rights. Is there any problem?" Lin Yu lowered his voice again. Just after he finished speaking, he was stunned for a moment, then took out his cell phone and sent a text message to Bruce.

I really have to thank this phone call. If it weren't for this phone call, Lin Yu would have even forgotten that he could do this——

Batman is now Davari, and having a legal law enforcement identity is obviously very suitable for his actions and can make his actions justified.

The police cannot do that. There are various requirements for the police, such as uniforms, law enforcement procedures, etc... but the IRS does not!

It also brings in tax revenue, which is perfect!

"Woof woof!" Gouzi jumped onto the table and looked curiously at the microphone in Lin Yu's hand.

"You also want to line up? Then let you do it." Lin Yu handed the microphone to Gouzi.

Gouzi stood up gracefully, held the microphone to his ear, and at this time his paws changed into the shape of hands again, transforming from Gouzi into a kobold, and then pressed the blue button on his chest: "

I am Thor!"

"...Who are you?" The person on the other end of the phone was confused by the continuous unconventional conversation, "What are your plans?"

"For the glory of the Northern God!" Gouzi patted the white button.

"madman?"

"Woof woof woof! (╬◣д◢)" the dog yelled.

"He is indeed a lunatic..." The person on the other end of the phone suddenly realized.

"Ouch! (╬￣Van￣)"

Gouzi chewed the microphone into pieces, then looked at Lin Yu, "Woooo...woof (〝▼DRAN▼)!"

"Okay, I understand. He will be at your disposal when the time comes." Lin Yu waved his hand, especially generous.

Now that the alignment tool had been destroyed, Lin Yu stopped staying and searched Arkham with his dog. Finally, he found some people in the water room who were still pouring some unknown transparent liquid into the water supply pipe.

, I think that liquid is a concentrated version of "fear gas".

So Lin Yu first let Gouzi vent his anger, while he called and shook people.

Batman soon arrived in Arkham.

"What do you mean by asking me to join the IRS?" Batman looked at the pipes that were obviously deliberately damaged, the buckets of liquids placed next to them, and the gangsters lying around.

"What are these?"

"Some kind of harmful chemical." Lin Yu talked about the benefits of joining the IRS and what happened with Klein. "I don't know how much they have poured into it. The effect is to make people fear. This substance seems to only be inhaled.

The formula works.”

"Okay, I can join." Bruce agreed after thinking for a moment, "I will go to the office to search. There should be relevant records about this organization..."

Lin Yu nodded and asked Gouzi to take Bruce, and not long after, he saw Gouzi running over, but Bruce was nowhere to be seen.

For some reason, Lin Yu suddenly had a bad premonition.

As soon as Hawkeye opened his vision, Batman, who had not yet run far, appeared in his field of vision, and the most noteworthy thing was that he turned red.

Literally turned red.

"Alfred, save me! Lin Yu...he wants to harm me!" Batman stumbled across the roof of the building with a rope gun. Because the amount of inhalation was not large, he still has a certain ability to move, but

He could already feel the hallucinations starting to affect his brain.

Lin Yu: "???"

"Didn't you tell him that there was still fear gas left in the room?" Lin Yu lowered his head and looked at Gouzi.

"Ouch? (???)" Gouzi looked confused and took a photo with the blue and white button, "I am Thor, the God of Thunder, for the glory of the Northern God."

"Can't you write? Your evening snack is gone!" Lin Yu said.

!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

The dog was shocked.

You are a real dog!