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Chapter 83 The dog is addicted to Internet addiction and cannot extricate himself

There are three steps to eating sugar-coated bullets.

The first step is to peel off the layers of packaging, expose the sugar coating, and start tasting.

When you look at it with your eyes, the white porcelain is tender and smooth. When you touch it with your hands, it is as warm and moist as jade. When you smell it with your nose, it has a slight fragrance that is refreshing.

It can be described as the finest icing.

The second step is to pick...ah no, knead the icing.

No matter what kind of icing it is, it can stimulate certain characteristics when kneading certain parts with specific techniques.

The specific details depend on the quality of the icing, so I won’t discuss them one by one.

The third and most important step is to eat the icing.

You must be proficient in technique, because there are cannonballs under the icing, and some will explode as soon as you touch it. You must have high enough skills to eat the icing without triggering the cannonballs.

This depends on personal experience.

Lin Yu, who has experienced many battles, although he encountered some small resistance when trying to eat today's sugar-coated cannonball, he finally achieved his goal with his skilled skills.

Because it was too late, Lin Yu kept Liya at home for the night, and Liya didn't leave his house until the morning.

"Hmm... I don't know whether it is from Hydra or which organization?" Lin Yu raised the cup in his hand to Leia, smiled and nodded, watching Leia go away, thinking to himself.

When the protective measures are sufficient to protect oneself, do not take advantage of any advantage.

"Society is really in danger these days..." Lin Yu sighed, turned around, and opened the door to Gouzi's room.

As soon as I opened the door, a turbid and stuffy smell hit my face.

It's the kind of smell produced by the machine running for a long time, coupled with high-calorie foods such as Feizhai Happy Water and fried chicken, French fries, ketchup, etc., fermented in a room for an entire night.

Lin Yu: "..."

"Woof woof? I am Thor, the God of Thunder!" Gouzi looked back, pressed the blue button on his chest as a greeting, and then turned back to focus on playing games.

"Hey, hey, don't really become a home dog!" Lin Yu tried to persuade the prodigal son... Oh no, the prodigal dog turned back.

"Woof woof! ( ̄︶ ̄)" Gouzi said no, he just finished this level. As the God of Thunder, how could he be addicted to a mere video game?

Lin Yu was silent again. If I remember correctly, this kind of "play after finishing this level" and "play after winning another game" are all precursors of addiction... Oh no, it is a phenomenon that has already been addicted.

!

"Stop playing games, I will take you to pick up a beautiful female dog! You can choose any breed!" Lin Yu tried to seduce her with his beauty.

"Woof woof! For the glory of the Northern God!

┐( ̄(ェ) ̄)┌”

Gouzi said it didn't matter, there was no need, there was no fun in picking up girls.

Silence is Lin Yu now.

It’s over, it’s only been one night, how come you’re already a deep game nerd? You can’t learn the basics so quickly, right?!

System, is the system there? Can I return the items I picked up? Can you exchange them for me for free?!

Of course, this does not mean that Lin Yu is helpless against the dog.

There are many ways to treat Internet addiction.

Currently, the most famous one is probably the King of Thunder and Lightning.

However, let’s not mention the negative impact of this method for the moment. For Gouzi, the God of Thunder, Thor’s strength, the King of Thunder... rechargeable battery is about the same!

Other than that, there is nothing more serious and most effective than...

Lin Yu's mind changed and he suddenly had an idea.

No longer trying to wake up the dog who was addicted to the game world, Lin Yu quietly walked out of the room and closed the door.

Then dial Tony's number.

"Jarvis, just say I'm not here!" Tony's voice came after the call was connected.

"Okay, sir," Jarvis said, "did you hear that? Mr. Lin, sir asked me to tell you that he's not here."

"Fuck! Jarvis, should I upgrade your artificial intelligence?" Tony said in disbelief.

"In fact, it has been nearly a year since you last upgraded my artificial intelligence system, sir." Jarvis replied politely.

"Then I really want to thank you for reminding me of such an important thing. When I get free time, I will give you an all-round upgrade!" Tony said fiercely.

"It's very pleasant to hear such good news so early in the morning." Jarvis replied gently.

"Ahem, don't worry about it for now. I have something to do here." Lin Yu had no time to listen to the quarrel between the Electronic Butler and its owner.

"Haha, I don't know what difficulties you encountered before you came to me for help?" Tony said excitedly.

Just by listening to the voice, you can tell that he planned to wait until Lin Yu said it, pretend to be arrogant, and then help honestly.

This is indeed something Tony can do.

"It has nothing to do with you, I just want Jarvis to do me a favor." Lin Yu said.

Tony's smile froze directly on his face.

"Jarvis, hang up the phone! Block me, I must block you!"

Several hours passed.

"Woof woof, I am Thor, the God of Thunder!" Gouzi saw Lin Yu walking in, said hello, and then began to concentrate on playing games.

"Gouzi, is the game fun?" Lin Yu smiled and touched the dog's head and asked.

"Woof woof![]~( ̄▽ ̄)~*" Gouzi replied.

"That's good, in order to let you play better, I found you a game partner!" Lin Yu said with a smile.

"Woof? "( ̄(エ) ̄)ゞ?"

"This playmate can play all games with you, especially combat games, and will also communicate with you via voice to improve your gaming skills and allow you to enjoy more fun in the game!" Lin Yu introduced.

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"Woof woof! (????)" The dog's eyes almost popped out, indicating that there was such a good thing?

Originally Gouzi thought that Lin Yu was going to use strong methods to stop him from playing games, but instead he found a playmate?

Could it be that... the master has finally become a human being?

"It seems that you are really looking forward to this playmate, Gouzi!" Lin Yu raised his eyebrows, took out a laptop, connected the power supply and network cable, and connected it to the game console.

"This playmate cannot appear in the real world, so I can only connect with you remotely through this method. By the way, you must not destroy this computer, otherwise... the consequences will be quite serious, and it is something you absolutely don't want to know.

Seed! Do you understand?"

Gouzi was startled by Lin Yu's serious warning, and he barked and nodded like crazy.

It was originally impossible, a playmate who could play games with him! Gouzi felt that there was no way he could destroy this computer!

"Then go ahead, Gouzi!" Lin Yu's smile remained unchanged and he retreated.

In front of Gouzi, a gentle voice came from the speaker.

"Hello, Thor, my name is Jarvis. During the next period of time, I will be responsible for guiding your game operations and testing your mastery. Please don't mind if my words are a little fierce."

"Woof woof, I am Thor, the God of Thunder!" Gouzi nodded, saying that he had a lot of big dogs and would never be angry because of such a thing!

Lin Yu closed the door with a contemptuous smile on his face.

Dog, you are still too young!

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