American TV series World Rescue
Chapter 96 Starting with a dog
The live TV broadcast continues.
"...Dr. Leonard Hofstadter!"
Leonard was named last by Sheldon. Under the spotlight, he kept a straight face and tried his best to control his emotions, but the mist flashing in his eyes had already betrayed his emotion.
How difficult it is!
Fourteen-five years ago, he ignored all warnings and signed a roommate agreement that made him miserable for half his life through Sheldon's inhuman selection of roommates.
From then on, he lived a life of a father who was not a father, and passively developed the habit of going to the toilet regularly, ordering meals regularly, and conducting fire drills every quarter (he was sleeping soundly in the middle of the night, but was suddenly pulled up by Sheldon to complete various questions and answers. , and then stood stupidly downstairs all night), a full-time driver, and other trivial things such as coaxing Sheldon with ice cream not to bite the dentist, playing in Disneyland so as not to eat up, taking Sheldon to get a haircut and buy clothes, and other trivial things. It's a common occurrence.
Not only that, but he also had to endure Sheldon's intellectual contempt and vicious attacks. In the eyes of Howard and Rajesh, Leonard was a masochist with severe masochistic tendencies.
After so many years, with the help of his friends, he finally figured out that it was all thanks to his mother. The female version of Sheldon used experimental methods during his childhood to develop this physical and mental health in him. character.
The reason why he ignored all the obvious warnings back then was not that he was possessed by a hypocritical halo, but that when he saw Sheldon for the first time, he instinctively entered into the mode of getting along with his mother.
What do the next fourteen to five years mean compared to the twenty-four to five years that he spent developing his character?
No matter how much Sheldon went overboard, he would not have had the opportunity to humiliate him in all kinds of ways in front of all his relatives and friends, so that even when he was an adult, he peed his pants uncontrollably, and he would not take this kind of thing together with all the things he had done since he was a child. The embarrassment and extreme privacy were published in a book and made public, but the title of the book "The Unsupportable Adou" made him despair...
As the saying goes: Everyone is a book. The older you are, the thicker the pages are. This book is a kind of praise!
But when the contents of this book are all embarrassing things and secrets that embarrass him, that is the source of pain. Of course, it is not without any benefits.
When Penny bought a book like this and searched through the pictures, she discovered that some of Leonard's habits were indeed unchanged. After his complaint, Penny actually allowed him to enjoy the special treatment of an adult giant baby...
Until he showed off to Howard the ultimate enjoyment he got by pretending to be pitiful. After Howard went back to experiment with Bernadette, but was suppressed by Bernadette, the news spread to Petunia's ears. The good days were over again, and he was arrested again. He was forced to attend a lecture hosted by his mother on "The lack of maternal love leads to the development of an excessive lack of love and a somewhat abnormal mental journey".
Of course, as luck would have it, he also gained a lot in the difficult process of 'raising' Sheldon.
Without Sheldon, he wouldn't have the guts to strike up a conversation with his neighbor Petunia, and without Sheldon's cute face that makes Petunia so heartless, Petunia wouldn't hang out with them often, and he wouldn't have the chance to rely on his years. After years of stalking, he managed to marry Petunia and get her pregnant for him. The 'beautiful, intelligent and imaginative' child he fantasized about when he saw Petunia soon turned out to be true. is about to be born!
Without Sheldon, none of this would have happened. It is more likely that he would have grown up into two fat men together with the single Wang Rajesh, under the food of Rajesh.
He would never have the opportunity to use the kidnapping method every time he went on a business trip and ask Penny to take an intimate photo with the latest newspaper to show off to his fellow scientists.
He will not go to some third-rate celebrity meeting, give lectures to a group of otakus, and constantly use incredible facts to dispel their suspicions. In the midst of shock and admiration, he, a short and poor person who looks both to outsiders and to himself, , happened to marry Bai Fumei (Salesperson Penny made far more money than scientist Leonard), and realized the ultimate dream of an otaku: the final counterattack.
Now that he hears Sheldon giving the highest recognition to his painstaking care over the past fourteen and five years on such a solemn and glorious stage, surrounded by his beautiful pregnant wife and good friends, he feels that everything is worth it!
Even under the influence of this emotion, he looked away from the female version of Sheldon's mother, who had been experimenting on him since he was a child and still showed no signs of stopping now that he was almost 40 years old.
He spent fourteen and fifteen years to warm up Sheldon, and he received such a compliment on an occasion like today. He spent forty years or even a lifetime to win a heartfelt compliment from his mother. So what's wrong with that?
What you can't get is always in commotion, and the harder it is to get, the more precious it is, isn't it?
"Howard, Bernadette, Rajesh, Penny, Leonard, I'm sorry if I'm not the friend you wanted, but I want you to know that, in my own way, I love you all. ,Thanks!"
Sheldon's speech ended and the award ceremony continued, but everyone's minds were already flying further and further away, and they were all immersed in some strange emotion until they returned to the luxury hotel.
"Sheldon, what are you doing?"
"What are you talking about! I won the Nobel Prize in Physics. I want to kiss this gold trophy. Of course, the prerequisite is to wipe it clean. Oh, yes!"
Sheldon used hand sanitizer to wipe the Nobel trophy over and over again. Everyone was speechless for a while, and most of the strange emotion they felt before disappeared instantly.
Sheldon is still the difficult Sheldon, so naturally they won't change much.
"Sure enough, this is the first and probably the last time Sheldon calls me astronaut Howard Wolowitz..."
Howard thought to himself.
"What are your plans next?"
Petunia asked with a smile.
"Wazai and I have to rush back immediately. Although my parents are taking Hallie and Owen with us, we have been out for several days. I really don't feel at ease."
Bernadette said.
"Amy, where are you and Sheldon?"
Penny looked at Amy again.
"We may go back later..."
Amy gave Penny a secret wink.
"hehe."
Penny laughed dryly and didn't ask any more questions. She suppressed the vomiting in her throat and looked at the unconscious Sheldon with pity.
"Rajesh, what about you? Have you dated Buffy the Vampire Slayer?"
Leonard smiled and looked at the only single Wang Rajesh.
"No."
Rajesh had a painful smile on his face, which was their unique expression of reverse emotion in India, and there were tears of joy on the opposite side.
Fourteen or fifteen years ago, the four of them were single at the beginning. Now, fourteen and five years have passed. Even Sheldon, who has been a virgin for thousands of years, has had a successful career and love, but he is still single, but this time Once he started with a Yorkshire Terrier named 'Xiao Guizi'.
But no matter how much the Yorkshire Terrier clings to him, he bathes with her, eats with her (sometimes mouth-to-mouth), sleeps with her (same style of couple's pajamas), and cherishes Xiao Guizi as a lover, but Xiao Guizi can't do it after all. Be his true lover...
"Oh~Rajesh, don't be sad, you will definitely find your happiness."
Penny comforted.
"Yeah, no matter what, you have Howard's guarantee."
Leonard quipped.
"..."
Howard glared at Leonard fiercely, and then looked at Bernadette, whose eyes were like knives, with a smile under Rajesh's sad eyes.
Just like the complicated relationship between Xiao Guizi and Rajesh, the relationship between Howard and Rajesh has always been questionable, including Howard's wife Bernadette.
Sometimes when Howard made a mistake and confessed to Bernadette, Bernadette would ask with half suspicion and half joking: "Did you finally get involved with Rajesh?"
"This is the best. We have changed so much that we need an unchanging person like Rajesh to be our coordinates."
Sheldon suddenly said: "Rajesh, good job!"
"Uh-oh!"
"Vicious tongue!"
"Sheldon is still Sheldon after all!"
Everyone grinned and looked at Sheldon, who looked sincere, and looked at Rajesh, who had a dark look on his face and wanted to kill someone, and sighed.
"Sheldon!"
Amy had to remind her loudly.
"What's wrong? This is a compliment, right?"
Sheldon asked in confusion: "Don't you women like to be praised for being eternally young?"
"hiss!"
Everyone gasped again.
"You women?!"
Rajesh gritted his teeth.
"A figure of speech."
Sheldon spread his hands and said, "Just like you often go to Penny and her friends' night out."
"..."
Rajesh's momentum froze and he was speechless.
He does like to attend girlfriends' nights, and even often organizes them. He is very knowledgeable about women's topics such as cosmetics, fashion, gossip, etc. There once was a female fellow in India who wanted to marry him because she thought he was gay at first glance. They got married. They happened to be covering for each other, but he was really moved at that time.
"Why can't I be happy?"
Rajesh wailed.
"There's nothing wrong with being single. At least your life is still full of unknowns and excitement."
Penny touched her belly and said slightly melancholy.
"Shh!"
Leonard hugged her and said nervously: "Don't think too much, be careful if the baby hears it, it will affect the baby's mood and development. You don't want the baby to be like me when he grows up, and he won't grow up after eighth grade, right?" "
"..."
California.
Pasadena.
The Wolowitz family.
The turmoil over the Nobel Prize has gradually dissipated, and everyone's life is still going on.
"Sheldon, what's wrong with you?"
Four men got together and played games together. Rajesh shot Sheldon's head off with one shot. Seeing that Sheldon was distracted, he couldn't help but put down the game controller and asked in surprise.
"nothing."
Sheldon looked annoyed, but he didn't even have the energy to curse, so he responded feebly.
"Hey hey hey."
"Hey hey hey."
Leonard and Howard tried their best to hold back their laughter and just laughed there.
"Howard, Leonard, do you know?"
Rajesh was immediately dissatisfied. How could he hide something funny from him? Are he being single and treated differently?
"Sheldon is very happy recently~"
Leonard suppressed a laugh.
"happiness?"
Rajesh thought for a while and suddenly said: "You are saying...but Amy's birthday hasn't come yet?"
It took Amy five or six years to finally trick Sheldon into bed. However, even after they got married and had a marriage agreement, Sheldon would only fulfill his responsibilities as a husband in a serious manner on Amy's birthday every year. Leonard and the others jokingly called it: "The birthday bomb of the year!"
Of course Amy was unwilling, and would rack her brains to try to increase the number of times until they were notified of the Nobel Prize. During the chat between Sheldon and Penny, everyone knew that Sheldon had indeed been fooled.
The number of times they clapped was not only more than ten times for one pair of hands, but also more than one yes (two fingers). According to Sheldon, he was acquired by Amy after watching Avengers 4, and there were similar ones before. scene.
Twelve times in four years, Amy reluctantly accepted it, but Sheldon felt a little disgusted that it was too many times. However, facing Amy, a neurobiologist who studies how to control monkeys all day long, he could only walk into the trap step by step.
"Isn't Petunia pregnant? Amy wants to get pregnant with Petunia."
Leonard chuckled.
"She suggested that the Nobel Prize in Physics is the most important moment in our lives and is more worthy of celebration than her birthday, so this day every year should be indescribable."
Sheldon explained sadly: "And in order to let our future monarch child who is intelligent, kind and capable of leading mankind to a bright future follow him from an early age, she proposed to call in advance future birthdays and Nobel Prize anniversaries. Indescribable..."
"Once every three days!"
Howard held up three fingers and yelled funny: "It will never stop until you get pregnant!"
"Who did you say was the follower?!"
Leonard glared at Sheldon unhappily.
"Of course...oh, I really don't have the energy to argue with you, I'm too tired."
Sheldon said weakly.
"Ha ha!"
Rajesh suddenly burst into laughter, but he smiled and burst into tears. Howard already had a son and a daughter, Penny was pregnant, and Sheldon was also preparing for a pregnancy for the first time. Even his divorced father had completely given up on him. The most important thing in his life has been to pick up a twenty-year-old girl, but he has accomplished nothing. He can't be happy with these tears.
upstairs.
Baby room.
Three women are chatting.
"Amy, great job!"
While hugging Owen, Bernadette joked: "You are very happy recently, right?"
"hehe."
Amy shook her head and smiled devilishly at Petunia: "With the current frequency, I will definitely be able to catch up with Petunia. We will get pregnant together, together..."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
The corner of Penny's mouth twitched, nausea welled up in her mouth, she covered her mouth and quickly interrupted Amy's thoughts, shouting in her heart: "I have never been so looking forward to Sheldon returning to his previous state. God bless, please don't let Amy Pregnancy at this time will have to be delayed at least until after I give birth to the child!”
"Penny, have you and Leonard thought about your child's name?"
Bernadette obviously knew what Amy meant, showed a disgusted look, and quickly changed the subject.
"You may not believe it, but the moment Leonard saw me, he had already thought of many names..."
"I believe it!*2!"
Bernadette and Amy shouted in unison.
"I-xin~"
Just as Petunia looked at her with displeasure, a soft voice sounded next to her, immediately attracting all their eyes...
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