American TV series

Question: How to make friends with French or British people?

Answer: Just scold the British or the French!

The jokes between the French and the British can last a lifetime.

Whenever there is an opportunity, whenever the other party makes a little ugliness, the other party will rush to laugh at you immediately.

Never absent!

Without the British causing trouble, France would have swept across Europe and completed its unification long ago!

Without the French who were willing to bankrupt their fortunes to cause trouble, Britain's empire on which the sun never sets could still last for 200 years!

Even pouring water from the four oceans cannot extinguish the grievances between the two countries.

The two countries have been entangled and warring with each other for hundreds of years. In comparison, China and Japan are nothing more than domesticated dogs that briefly devoured their masters and are not worth mentioning.

Not only Sean was laughing in the car, but everyone else in the car was also laughing so hard that he couldn't help but laugh. The fender on the car didn't rise, the driver was laughing so hard, and the car was shaking its head.

Lorraine bit her lip, glanced at a few people hatefully, and punched Sean back, "Is it so funny!"

"Must have it!" Sean affirmed.

Lorraine hummed for a lifetime, forced the topic back, and continued to explain to Torre: "In fact, the development of colonies lasted for hundreds of years, and European colonists have been looking for better ways to develop."

"Europe was the first to develop colonies in Africa. After all, the distance between the two sides was too close, and the issue of navigation risks could almost be omitted. However, in fact, it was the latest to develop Africa. At that time, the Spanish, Dutch, and Portuguese would rather go around the Cape of Good Hope in South Africa.

Even with a 30% chance of shipwreck, it still has to take the Asian route. The same is true for the UK, they just don’t want to develop Africa.”

"That's because of China!" Sean suddenly interjected, "300 years ago, in the 2000 years of history, China was the center of the world. At that time, as long as a big ship could travel around China, even if it was pulling a pile of garbage

You can exchange it for a shipload of gold when you return to Europe!"

Everyone in the car was speechless for a while. Everyone knew that Sean admired Huaxia.

"Oh, but they are still finished." Lorraine curled her lips. Although she had changed her American citizenship, she was still British after all.

Sean shrugged, "Please continue your performance."

Lorraine snorted and continued with a victorious look: "Why haven't Europeans developed Africa?"

"Because tropical diseases cannot be tolerated by European colonists, the casualty rate is too high, coupled with poverty and backwardness, there are few resources, and development is difficult, so..."

"Ahem, that's not the reason." Sean couldn't help but interrupt, causing Lorraine to glare at her, "It's just that I studied history when I was in the Sixth Branch, and that's what I said."

Sean smiled contemptuously, leaned back on his seat, and leaned back in a standard tactical manner, "Who do you believe?"

Norris, Torre, the driver and the deputy responsible for communicating with the entire security team all looked at Sean.

Sean tilted his mouth, and Lorraine's teeth chattered in anger.

Regardless of whether it's right or wrong, Sean's appearance is too hateful.

But everyone is willing to believe Sean, including Lorraine herself. What successful people say has its own credibility and does not need to be discussed.

"Don't believe it, South America is also hot. The climate of the tropical rainforest is worse than that of Africa, which is dominated by savanna and desert. There are more poisonous animals and plants. They were not all occupied by colonists. Several feudal civilizations were exterminated. The climate of Southeast Asia is also worse.

It's equally hot, but it won't be better than Africa, so this statement is invalid and is just to cover up something." Sean's example is very convincing.

"Then why do you think it is?" Lorraine asked curiously.

"Black man!" Sean said decisively.

"Black people?" Several people were confused. What does black people have to do with being unable to colonize?

Not next to each other!

"I have always thought black people are strange. They say that every continent has its own indigenous people, but North Africa is full of white people!" Sean shook his head and said: "Just talking about Libya and Chad, there is almost no difference in climate or environment.

, mainly desert, not far apart, how did it evolve into one side being white and the other side being black,"

"Well, this issue of species evolution is not something I can understand, but I still want to say that I will not firmly admit that humans originated in Africa, and I will not accept any refutation!"

"Today we will talk about why Europe was unable to colonize Africa in the early years, but did not start large-scale colonization until after 1870. It is because of black people."

"It's not that black people are more powerful than Indians or monkeys in Southeast Asia, but because of their skin color. In those days, there were no electric lights and lack of lighting equipment. The cost of lighting was extremely high, so as soon as it got dark..." Sean spread his hands.

, everyone immediately understood what he meant, "Before Africa was colonized, no one wore clothes. Can you imagine how the colonists responded to the harassment of black people in the dark?"

Everyone shuddered just thinking about it.

In the dark night, with only a ray of starlight, naked black people lie on the grass. Even if they are only two or three meters away, you can't see them.

What a natural protective color!

At such a close distance, black people whose living habits are still mainly hunting, poison arrows, blow darts... Even if you are hit, you will not be able to find where the attacker is!

From the time Europeans began to explore Africa in 1400, white people in Africa were equivalent to wearing golden helmets and riding white horses on the battlefield. The goal was too obvious, and it really meant killing as many people as they entered.

The matchlock guns and queuing guns that were used across Europe were useless in Africa. Logistics couldn't keep up. You couldn't find where the black people were hiding during the day. They were finished at night. The invaders could be defeated in a few days.

It's not that black people are smart and know how to retreat when the enemy advances, and harass when the enemy is tired. It's because people have been hunting like this for tens of thousands of years. It's engraved in their genes.

Fight head-on?

nonexistent!

Hunting is not just gladiatorial combat. Africans have been hunting since ancient times, using bows, arrows, javelins, blow darts, etc. After a sneak attack, they chase the prey and wait for the prey to bleed dry or be poisoned before going up to take the fruits of victory.

The so-called king of the forest, king of the grassland, tigers and lions have never been hunted by direct battles, but by investment!

These problems did not exist when America was colonized. The Indians were of the yellow race, and they developed a relatively splendid civilization, with cities and communication skills, which was not found in Africa.

Smallpox, measles, influenza, malaria, yellow fever, diphtheria, mumps, etc., caused heavy losses to the Indians. This is impossible in Africa. There are no cities, and the virus spreads in a small area and has little impact.

Well, Africans are very physically fit and can handle it.

Of course, the European colonization of America was not all smooth sailing. The Indians were also very powerful in combat. The whites also suffered heavy losses. The pioneering tribes were often attacked and killed by the Indians.

There used to be no horses or cavalry in the Americas. The Europeans brought them, and later the Indians had cavalry...

Just listen to Sean continue:

"The turning point came in the middle of the 19th century. After the large-scale application of fixed-type metal cartridges, automatic weapons appeared. Only then did they have the ability to fight black people on the African continent."

“Don’t believe it, Britain completed its first industrial revolution in 1840, Belgian Gramm invented the electric motor in 1870, and France’s first power plant was built in Paris in 1875. Boiling water can solve the problem of night lighting.”

"In 1876, Britain accounted for 4% of Africa, France accounted for less than 3%, Spain, Portugal, the Netherlands, Belgium, and the Austro-Hungarian Empire together accounted for less than 3%, and the total accounted for no more than 10%. Subsequently, in 1885

, this number became 25%, in 1900, this number became 90.4%, and in 1912 this number became 100%.”

Lorraine's expression was tangled, "I always feel like you're talking nonsense."

"Is it reasonable, well-founded, and supported by data?" Sean looked disdainful.

"Okay, yes, I admit, what you said should be right." Lorraine sighed, "I am also beginning to suspect that the reasons given by MI6 or other European agencies are looking for excuses for their incompetence back then.

.”

Sean chuckled, his laughter full of sarcasm: "The empire that dominates the world and Europe, which has always regarded itself as the center of the civilized world and the world, can do nothing to deal with the primitive and backward Africans. In 1775, the United States specially

So independent!"

"The First World War broke out in the third year after the completion of the great cause of 100% occupation of Africa, and the Second World War 13 years later, and then the anti-colonial national independence movement began."

"The primitive and barbaric black Africans who are most looked down upon by the world are the people who were colonized for the shortest time and have been completely preserved. However, China, which has dominated the world for thousands of years, fell behind and all the Indians with their splendid civilization were killed.

"

‘Haha’ Sean said and shook his head, things are unpredictable!

Torre had a smile on his face. Although he did not agree that he and black Africans were of the same race, they were all black after all. He was very proud to hear Sean's conclusion.

Sean was amused by the way he was suppressing his pride to avoid irritating others, so he went up and gave him a set of combination punches.

Torre raised his face and straightened out his strong pectoralis major muscles. Come on, come on, put in more force, it feels very comfortable!

"Fuck Fuck!" Sean cursed.

"You haven't even explained why the United States has blocked the road for white people?" Torre asked with a grin after Sean finished typing.

"You're still asking, isn't it clear?" Lorraine said quickly: "In 1775, the United States became independent from Britain, which made Britain and even Europe discover a problem. Killing all the indigenous people can indeed lead to better development.

Locally, we can make greater profits, but once white people spread out and take root in a brand new land, a new community of interests will inevitably be formed.”

"From politics to economics, the final result is to fight a fierce war with the original motherland and rely on local advantages to bring down the original motherland and achieve independence."

"The motherland seems to have been severely cut open with a wound that will never heal, triggering a new round of decline. With the United States, the sun of the empire that never sets begins to set. Of course they will not do it again in South Africa. They are crazy.

Go ahead and dig your own grave!"

"So, after 1775, the European colonists were determined not to open up new homes by killing people in the colonies. Instead, they used a small number of white people as leaders and supported the local indigenous people in indirect management to bundle interests, with cheaper investment and more efficient returns.

A more stable governance structure."

"Africa, South America, and Southeast Asia were all developed in this way. After the establishment of the Brooke Kingdom, the British government did not support it. In fact, it secretly suppressed it. Otherwise, South Africa and the Brooke Kingdom would be the United States again."

Torre stretched his neck, opened his mouth wide, looked at Lorraine in shock, and then at Sean. When Sean nodded, he shouted in disbelief: "This... okay, thank the United States.

!”

"Colonies all over the world should thank the United States and mourn the Indians!" Sean nodded heavily: "Just look at World War I and you will know that it is a meat grinder battlefield. It is not easy to slaughter Africa or Southeast Asia. Machine gun fire,

Incendiary bombs burned mountains, and there were no human rights organizations at that time. There was no need to massacre civilians. White Europeans really had a chance to sweep the world."

Torre just thought about it in his mind and couldn't help but tremble. He almost, no, his grandfather or great-grandfather almost disappeared. How could there be black mixed blood like them?

This topic is too heavy to think about.

"Boss, you were very polite just now. You didn't even pull out a gun and put it on the head of the old man Pietra Adem. This is not cool at all." Torre joked with a smile.

"What the hell..." Sean smacked his lips, "It's not that you're being polite, it's that you don't dare."

"Don't dare? This is impossible!" Lorraine looked at Sean in surprise, "You said that, have you ever considered Norris's feelings? Have you ever considered Harvey's feelings? Have you ever considered the feelings of the top five people in Hollywood who were intimidated by you?

?Have you considered the feelings of the drug lords and leaders of the anti-government armed forces who died in your hands? Have you considered the feelings of the previous king of Morocco?"

Lorraine was bombarded with a series of questions, and Norris subconsciously touched his waist.

At that time, Norris was just a small Hollywood producer. He was caught from the bed by Torre, and his men fucked his woman in front of him. He took her back and gave him a good beating. Three of his belts were broken, and he almost

He didn't die on the spot.

You dare not tell me now!

Hehe...hehe...

Of course, he didn't dare to ask this. He was not Lorraine, who was so beautiful and flirted with the boss all day long.

Sean patted Norris on the shoulder. He didn't expect to reach this point back then, "Can it be the same?"

"That was in the United States. I'm a member of the Rockefeller family and a fucking American shareholder. As for several other countries, they are all white people's world in the end, and their social structure is different from Africa."

"It's easy to kill Pietra Adem, but can I kill all the black people in their tribe?"

"Would you believe it? Tomorrow the world will be full of reports about me massacring civilians. Do I still want to live?"

"Besides, if Pietra Adem kills Jian Jian, my reputation among the chiefs in South Africa and other parts of Africa will be completely ruined. Who dares to cooperate with me!"

"After all, this is Africa and the world of black people. My approach can only be to follow the British approach in the late colonial period, to cooperate and support the local people. This is the most stable structure that has been proven."

Okay, a few people nodded, it was reasonable, and the boss was not really crazy.

"Of course, if it's Sudan, Namibia, etc..." Sean looked cold.

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(Almighty reader, is there anything interesting in Zhuhai, Zhongshan, and Guangzhou? I mean, take your children there. Let me introduce it. Don’t mention the places where adults go. There are also places to eat, delicious food, and local characteristics.

Yes, go out for a trip, if you don’t want to have fun, you have to eat well!)