American Variety: Scientific Exorcism

This delay took Yorks a long time. He waited until the group chat began to subside and learned from it that the breakfast party was over, then he put away the dishes and set off slowly.

There is nothing better than laziness.

Yorks just wanted to continue being a salty priest today.

But when Yorks drove a (modified) Ford Raptor to the church, he discovered that his prediction was completely wrong.

It was as if the believers had predicted his prediction.

They had been waiting for him, the priest, to come over. It seemed that Mr. and Mrs. Reston and Kelly Russell were all there.

Through the real-time three-dimensional view, he found that there were many believers in the church. Yorkes reluctantly smiled and officially walked into the church.

"It's so hard to be lazy."

………………………

As time passed, as believers went back to work or were busy with personal matters, the busy time of Yorkshire was officially over.

"The job of a priest is not easy either."

After sending away the last old believer, Yorks breathed a sigh of relief and sat back in his usual position.

But his eyes have already been fixed on the donation box in the center.

After several days of fermentation, the donation box has already been filled with devout believers.

The full amount is hundreds of thousands, although most of the space is filled by wealthy donors such as Ms. Camille or Kelly Russell.

Thinking of this, Yorks looked back at Irene who was finishing the conversation and seeing off the believers, and said.

"Eileen, show me the latest detailed account of your income and expenditure."

He didn't forget that the money inside could be exchanged for attribute points. Ten thousand could be exchanged for a few attribute points, which was quite a deal for him who wasn't short of money.

Of course, Pluto's church is different now. It's not the time when he was able to feed himself and the whole family was not hungry. The church now has Irene, Robert, and the new God of Death. At least some of this money must be kept.

Erin looked over and nodded.

"Okay, Father."

As soon as she finished speaking, Yorks saw her walking in the other direction to get the income and expenditure bill.

"In this case, let's complete the daily fixed tasks first."

Yorks scanned the church again to confirm that no believers would come to disturb him, and began to pray daily facing the statue of Jesus in front of him.

It is no different from the previous prayer. The tone of York's prayer is not so much respectful or pious to God, but more like telling a dry story without a plot.

There are no details, no foreshadowing, just a straight line without any bends, from the beginning to the end.

Until the reminder that the task is completed rings in your ears, and then it is over.

[Prayer: Church Prayer (Completed)]

[Reward: Points +0.5 has been issued]

Yorks opened his eyes calmly, made the sign of the cross on his chest with his right hand, and spoke the final words.

"Amen!"

Irene, who had already come over with the bill and had been waiting nearby, saw that the combination of the priest and the statue of Jesus in front of her seemed to last forever.

"Bring it over?"

Hearing the priest's voice, Irene woke up suddenly and quickly handed over the bill she had been holding.

"Well, Father, here are all the recent income and expenditure details of the church."

Speaking of this, Irene's voice began to become smaller: "Maybe the amount of expenditure will be a little more than when you were the only one before."

Hearing the uneasiness, Yorks raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "It's okay. Since I have handed over everything to you, I won't care about these things. After all, everything you do is good."

As he said that, in the eyes of Eileen's slightly raised eyebrows, Yorks then smiled and said: "I have seen it these days, so I support you. No matter what you do, you just need to know that I will always be you. Just support.”

Feeling the support, Irene was very moved. She breathed heavily: "Father, I..."

But before Irene was about to say anything, Yorks interrupted her, still smiling.

"Someone is looking for you, go and do your work."

Eileen's unfinished words were stuck in her throat, and the voices of believers' inquiries rang in her ears. She also wanted to contribute her meager efforts to the next charity event.

"Sister Eileen, I still have some old things at home. Can you see if you can..."

She looked at the priest and pursed her lips.

Yorks just said calmly: "Go ahead."

After saying that, Yorks picked up the latest income and expenditure bill and started to look at it.

Seeing this, Erin could only suppress her emotions, smile and walk towards the believer who just asked.

"Come, let me take a look."

"..."

Yorks curled up his lips and continued to look at the bill. The result was beyond his expectation.

The surprise was not the increased expenditure amount, but the money in the offering box.

After daily counting, Pluto Church received a total of 440,000 in these days.

"There are actually so many? This is three or four times more than before."

York was stunned. Because it was a donation, Pluto Church would not know who donated how much money, so he did not know how the money was accumulated.

But somehow he remembered the protagonist of the recent incident. Not to mention Ms. Camille, she herself regularly donated no less than one hundred thousand US dollars in donations every month, so the remaining ones were probably Kelly Russell or Reis Mr. and Mrs. Dun...

"Four hundred and forty thousand, I guess you can't get that much even if you steal money."

Yorks felt a little emotional, no wonder the church has always been rich and powerful.

"It's a huge gain."

Yorkes continued to look at the results below.

As a result, after deducting the recent expenditures, expenditures on consumables such as candles, the recent love dinner activities, and other miscellaneous expenditures, there are still 210,000 yuan left in the donation of 440,000.

"Is there only 210,000 left? Leave 100,000 as the church's reserve fund. Use 110,000 as a donation, and you can get 11 attribute points."

Yorks took stock and decided where the money should go.

He will definitely not taint the money donated by believers, nor does he bother to taint it. All the money must be used for practical purposes.

"That's it, it's over."

Yorks put away the income and expenditure bills and continued to complete what he planned to do today.

Then looking at the personal panel, Yorks added the 0.5 attribute points he just got to his spirit.

[Spirit 131.5 increased to 132]

Because of the increase in mission events, he also began to change the way he added points.

The benefits of breaking 100 points across the board are really great.

“I don’t know what will happen after breaking 200 points.”

Seeing the instant increase in energy, Yorks took out his cell phone.

He has not forgotten the cult in the Yuanpan incident. Tracking down the cult is equivalent to a search mission.

It's just the priest's job to be lazy and lazy, but it doesn't mean that he will still have a lazy attitude towards the task.

However, when the number of Hannah, a hacker and part-time information dealer, was called, the phone responded with a prompt that the user was temporarily unable to answer calls...