Amnesia In Movie World
Vol 6 Chapter 990: Am I crazy! ?
One big and one small wandered around, wandering the streets and alleys, turning east and west.
Moreover, basically there are road sections with food stalls.
Naturally, Xie Ai bought all kinds of snacks.
It's rare that Xie Ai was very generous, he didn't protect the food, and invited Strange to eat with him.
"Thank you, but uncle is not hungry."
Although Strange has become a pauper, he still has face, even though his stomach is growling from hunger.
"You're welcome, just treat it as the compensation I gave you for that cat. From now on, you and the cat will be settled, and you are not allowed to chase after the cat owner's child to settle accounts~
Let me tell you, snitching on parents is the most immoral crime in the world. It is unforgivable and should be sentenced to life! "
Strange didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I never hated that cat. As an adult, what do I care about with a kitten? I won't bother children."
"That's pretty much the same, but you just take what's for you, don't give me face, right?
Hey duck, where is Karma Taj? It's over, I'm hungry, hypoglycemic, dizzy, and amnesia~"
Your little mouth has never been empty, from the time we met to eat, are you still hungry? Can you take a snack for a reason?
Strange had no choice but to take the snack and eat along with it.
"That's right, there is no one in the Jianghu who dare not give me the face of Master Zhi Er! Then, you eat too, the rules of the Jianghu, Liangzi will be solved."
"All right, I'll listen to you."
"Hey, just listen to me, you won't suffer~miamia~"
"So, what does the second young mage, Karma Taj, do?"
"Duck? You don't even know what Karma Taj is doing, so you came to look for it, you are lacking in understanding."
Following Xie Ai, he waved his hands again and again, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I don't discriminate against the mentally retarded, and you're not mentally retarded either, you just broke your head in a car accident.
So I'm sorry, don't take it to heart, just forget it.
As the saying goes...love is empty and hate is empty~everything is in sleep~I know you if there is no chance~let the past go with the wind~"
"..."
I just asked a question, you sang so much, and you still sang, twisted and danced, such a child... is quite subversive.
And what song is this? Although I can't understand the lyrics, the magical aura cannot be hidden at all!
Strange simply didn't ask any more questions, and we'll talk about it when we get to the place.
But soon Strange noticed the abnormality. In the crowd, a fat man with his back to them also twisted his body with Xie Ai's singing, and danced magically~
Immediately after, the fat man shuddered, as if he had realized something was wrong with him, he covered his head and ran away, shouting, "Oh my God! Why is she back again!?"
Xie Ai shouted loudly: "Senior Wang, why are you running? You have learned the dance steps well. You have talent when you hear the song and dance. Don't resist your desire for square dancing in your heart~ Be yourself !"
"You... acquaintance?"
"Well, Old Wang is also a good candidate for a soul dancer, I can't misjudge him! He just hasn't recognized himself yet.
But it doesn't matter, my influence has already achieved remarkable results, just listening to me sing a few lines, he subconsciously followed the dance steps, the conditioned reflex has been formed, and the day of forming a group... is not far away~"
After Xie Ai finished speaking, he still looked Strange up and down. Strange was puzzled and stroked his beard and face: "What's wrong with me?"
"Although your look is quite unconventional, but tidying it up should have a future... It's okay, I have costumes and props, and I will match you with uniforms, fans, and silk later. The team needs to be neat and tidy."
"What team?"
"Aren't you going to Karma Taj, what kind of team can you be?"
Strange felt more and more that Karma Taj was unreliable. Although he thought it was unreliable at first, if he hadn't witnessed a paralyzed patient able to play basketball vigorously, he would not have come here. step.
After all...he is not reconciled.
However, if this little girl is from Karma Taj, then my destination... Could it be a ghostly place! ?
My heart is up and down, but I have come to this step, and I can only take one step at a time.
Knowing that wandering to an alley, there are religious buildings on one side and first-class simple residential buildings on the other. Xie Ai is standing in front of an old house with a dilapidated wooden door on the old red brick wall, and a car from Ji Jianguo is parked beside the wall. Twenty-eight bicycles.
Seeing Xie Ai walking towards the dilapidated wooden door, Strange couldn't help pointing his thumb to the other side: "Isn't it over there? It looks more like...Kama Taj."
Xie Ai frowned and said: "Uncle, you don't believe in leading the way, why are you still following me?
Are you coming? No, I'm going home, I'm so busy, I haven't done my homework yet, do you know how troublesome it is to do math homework..."
"I'm sorry, come on."
Xie Ai knocked on the wooden door, squeezed his voice and said in a tone: "Little master, please open the door~ We want to borrow the treasure temple to avoid the rain~"
quiet…
"Is this a code?"
Xie Ai's face turned dark, he knocked **** the door, and roared loudly: "Saipan!! Come out!!!"
Squeak, the door opened, and a bald young man said with a dark face, "Didn't you come home from school?"
"As the gatekeeper, opening the door is so slow, you're in the shit! If you don't open it even if you tell me little master, you have to force me to call Saipan!"
The bald young man pulled his face aggrievedly, and said to himself that before you came, there was no need to lock the door, let alone watch the door. I didn't say anything, what are you dragging?
Still young master? I'm not a monk, I'll grow my hair later! And I applied to guard the library, serving this little monster will shorten my life! Libraries are much safer...
Xie Ai's six relatives led Strange to squeeze in, walked through the dark short corridor after entering the door.
After that, the eyes are bright, the promenade turned is much more spacious, classical style, there are incense burners along the way, and the light of the setting sun shines in, making it look warm, which makes people feel a sense of comfort from the bottom of their hearts.
"This is my teacher's temple. Her old name is Gu Yi, that is, the principal, the boss, and the supreme mage."
"Gu Yi? Is that his real name?"
"You have so many things to do, check your account?"
Walking into a hall, some people in the room are reading books before sitting cross-legged on desks, both old and young.
"Hello, dear students, I'm back again~ I'm not surprised..."
Hulala, everyone quickly collected the books and left, and rolled their eyes.
In an instant, the hall was clean~
Xie Ai put his hips on his hips, raised his head and said, "See, it proves that besides my teacher, I am the biggest here!
There is an idiom to describe this kind of scene, it's called...Happy and sincere! Ah ha ha ha~"
"Really? Then what idiom should you use for your laughter?" A woman's voice came in from outside.
Xie Ai shook his head and said, "Teacher, I think it's more appropriate to smile all over the city."
Immediately afterwards, a middle-aged woman came in from behind the porch. She was wearing a black robe and a bald head. It was Principal Gu Yi.
And beside her, there was a middle-aged black man in a robe, the one Xie Zhi wanted to take home to drink and improve the relationship with his daughter and classmate, Master Modu.
"Qingcheng? It's rare that you are humble at times." Gu Yi sighed softly: "Why do you come back after school if you don't come home?"
"Do good deeds~" Xie Ai pointed at Strange: "I picked up a lost uncle, he was looking for Karma Taj, and I brought him here, teacher, you can praise me, you're welcome, I can stand it."
"..." The corner of Mo Du's mouth twitched slightly.
Gu Yi was silent for two seconds, and said: "It just so happens that I have something to tell you, go to the lecture hall and wait for me first, and praise them together later."
Xie Ai's face changed, and his head drooped: "Teacher, don't you need to add homework again? Praise me and don't want it?"
"bargain?"
"How can it be, hehe~" The little girl ran away in a hurry.
In the hall, only Gu Yi, Modu and Strange remained.
Strange bowed slightly: "Hello, Ancient One... Mage, I'm Strange...doctor."
Gu Yi smiled: "Strange, you are no longer a doctor, and...you are not lucky, and the time to come is not very suitable."
"I do not understand what you mean."
"Oh, no need to over-interpret, I...for work reasons, please sit down."
…
But Xie Ai turned around and slipped into the lecture hall, and there was no one here at the moment.
Nothing to do, she simply took out a big thick book from her schoolbag, and read it while eating: "miamia... this spell is quite practical, it can make everyone forget the existence of a person, hehe, so you won't be afraid even if you get into trouble~ Who Do you know I did it? Awesome~
It’s this spell...it’s so complicated, Yazi, who is not very easy to learn, has to lay down the basics first...the basics are so pitiful, you always get beaten~”
Whispering, time passed, and about twenty minutes later, Gu Yi came in.
"Understood?"
Xie Ai shook his little head: "It's a bit difficult to chew, teacher, give me some pointers."
Gu Yi smiled and said: "Although you are commendable for being eager to learn, and your talent is far beyond ordinary people, it is still too early to learn this spell.
Moreover, this spell is very dangerous. If you are not careful, it will cause dire consequences. Before you... become an adult, I do not recommend you to learn it. "
Xie Ai blinked and blinked: "Teacher, why did you say 'suggestion'?"
Gu Yi walked a few steps closer, knelt down and touched Xie Ai's head: "You are a good boy, although you are the most troublesome student I have ever taught, but you are also... Forget it, I won't tell you, you are still in a Praise is the stage of cocking the tail."
Xie Ai muttered: "It doesn't cost money to boast a few words."
Gu Yi smiled: "Satisfied with a few compliments? You are happy to help others, and the teacher will reward you with good things."
"Hey! Why don't you say you are my teacher! Bright! What are you talking about?"
Gu Yi took out a ring with two circles and handed it to Xie Ai: "You have been studying for a while, and you can have the Xuan Ring."
"Hey, I've wanted to play Portal for a long time."
"This is not a toy, and because you are too naughty, so I added a ban on the Xuan Ring. Yours can only be used within the school, because the portal is also very dangerous and can be used as a weapon."
"Huh? Can't you use it casually? All right, but teacher, do you have other styles?"
"What else do you want?"
"A duck with four circles can be used as a knuckle tiger. It is sharp in beating people!"
"We are mages, and spells are what we rely on. Be elegant."
"But teacher, you also use magic fan to fight, it's like playing pancakes..."
"Okay, maybe we should assign some math homework, math is also beneficial to spell learning..."
"Teacher, you have worked hard! Goodbye, teacher!"
Thank you, Yazi Aisa.
All the way out of the door, bumped into a person, it was Strange.
"Duck? Uncle, what are you doing squatting at the door? Are you waiting for money?"
Strange didn't care about Xie Ai, got up and was about to rush into the door, but the wooden door was already closed.
"Open the door! Open the door! Please!" Strange knocked on the door, and was stunned: "That's right, the spell! Saipan!! Come out!!"
Xie Ai scratched his head: "Uncle, are you imitating me? Hehe, I'm sorry, don't engage in personality cult~ ahahaha~"
Strange turned back: "Saipan... Come out... Isn't it a spell?"
"Who told you that?"
"Then how do you open the door?"
"Pull the latch, of course from the inside."
Strange hurriedly said: "Thank you! No, to the second mage! Help me, take me in, okay? Please!"
"Huh? Didn't I bring you in just now? Oh~ I see, you were kicked out by the teacher, why? You proposed to my teacher?"
"No! Absolutely not!"
"What do you mean? Do you think my teacher's hairstyle is not good-looking?"
"No! Absolutely not!"
"why?"
"Because I have a girlfriend and I love her, even though we...well, broke up, but that's because I broke her heart, I screwed up...
Pooh! That's not it! I didn't propose at all! I'm here to learn magic! "
"Look at you, if you are such an adult, you can't speak clearly. Tell me sooner. If you tell me sooner, I'll go home. Goodbye."
"Wait a minute! Xie Ai, Master Zhi Er! Master Gu Yi is unwilling to teach me, do you know why?"
"Yeah, why duck?"
"I'm asking you."
"I know you're asking me, so why duck?"
"..."
"Uncle, why are you talking?"
Strange opened his mouth, raised his head, lowered his head, scratched his head...
"Oh, uncle, I think your head hurts a lot, you'd better go see a doctor."
Strange smiled wryly and said, "I'm a doctor... well, Master Zhi Er, no matter what the reason is, can you help me? I... I have nowhere to go. You can speak nice words to your teacher, I, I ...I am grateful to you forever!"
Xie Ai scratched his chin: "Say good things? It's not that I'm humble. I have a talent. Every time I say good things, either my **** suffers or my homework increases.
Come to think of it... amazing! Ah ha ha ha~"
"Is this... something to be proud of?"
Xie Ai raised his head and chest with his hips on his hips: "Hmph! Why can't you be proud of your unique ability?"
"It makes sense..."
"That is, there is absolutely nothing wrong with logic!"
Why did I think this kid was cute before? Am I crazy! ?
But now that hope is in sight, Strange can't give up no matter what, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Master Zhi Er, for the sake of cats, please help~"
"Duck! It's all settled, and I'll treat you to delicious food! Why don't you keep your words?"
"I don't mean anything else. It's a request. Don't get me wrong. It's not a threat."
Xie Ai looked at Strange's drooping hands, covered with scars, still twitching and trembling.
"Okay, I'll help you, but it's okay, I'm doing this out of chivalrous spirit, and it has nothing to do with cats."
"Yes Yes."
Xie Ai tilted his head: "Okay, come with me."
"Ah? Where are you going?"
"Don't you want to learn spells? I'll teach you ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ you?"
Xie Ai stared, and pulled his nose with his thumb: "Hey duck, don't you look down on me? I'll show you a hand, so you know that Master Zhi Er didn't blow it out!"
Saying that, Xie Ai rushed forward and pushed Strange's chest with his palm.
Suddenly, another Strange flew out of Strange's body, translucent.
This miraculous scene made Strange excited: "That's right, that's right, the ancient one did the same thing before, this is my soul... Mage! You are so amazing!"
"Hey, it's nothing to worry about. I have a lot of skills."
"Please teach me!"
"Okay, let's go."
"But how does my soul return to my body?"
"Duck? That's right, but how do you get your soul back? Oh, I remembered, I haven't learned this yet~"
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