Amnesia In Movie World

After arriving at Tony's workshop and seeing the things placed in the center of the hall, Xie Tiehammer's eyes lit up.

Padmé was also very curious about that thing, showing an expression of interest.

The performance of the two girls made Tony secretly proud. At the critical moment, Potts, Rhodes, and Harpy were all ineffective!

What do you say that every girl likes beautiful clothes, jewelry, bags, and celebrities... It's all nonsense. Will our family be so vulgar?

Ever since I went through the first battle with Hammer, I knew what this child liked from her killing performance. Look, the eyes are the windows to the soul! Hammer can no longer hide his love for this gift!

And how about saying that things of a kind flock together and people are divided into groups, the good friends of Hammer have such similar tastes, they are worthy of being my niece, follow me!

"Uncle, did you do this?"

"Must, do you like it?"

"Yeah! I like it, but what is this for? Is it an oversized piggy bank?"

Tony wondered, "Piggy bank? What's that?"

Padme said: "Hammer, what kind of animal is the shape of this thing? It looks very cute."

Xie Tiehammer smiled and said, "Pig~"

Padmé understood in seconds: "Oh ~ braised pork!"

"That's right!"

Padmé nodded again and again: "No wonder, pigs are so cute, how can they not be braised in soy sauce?"

"That's right, my mother thinks so too. It's rare that we agree."

Yes, the one placed in the living room is a pig, a big fat pig!

It is said to be a pig, but its height and length are almost as high as that of a cow.

Of course, it is not a living, mechanical creation, but the surface is smooth and round, cartoonish.

Wearing snow-white paint like ceramic texture, there are two square red blessing characters on both sides of the big white pig's body, coupled with the squinting eyes of the big white pig that are curved like crescent moons, it is quite festive.

Tony proudly pointed at the word "Fu", "How about it? In Eastern culture, luck is the most important thing. Uncle has done his homework."

"Yeah, I like this gift."

This time, Xie Tiechui's tone was no longer naturally dumb, and he could see that he really liked pigs.

No wonder, when I was a child, I heard my mother say how delicious braised pork is. After time travel and family reunion, the first time I saw a real pig, I really liked it.

Although the girl knew that pigs meant to swear, dogs are often used to swear. There are still so many people who like dogs, so why do they like pigs? Don't discriminate against pigs!

As for Padmé, I have seen many strange creatures in the galaxy, but I have never seen a pig, especially after eating braised pork, I feel that this animal is really cute.

And good sisters, what Hammer likes, I like too!

Tony even secretly praised his wit, as expected of me, a genius!

When I first saw Hammer beating militants with a pig hammer, I realized how much this girl likes pigs. Even her weapons are in the shape of pigs, and she can even make pig noises!

So... Hammer doesn't have a good idea for the time being, but Pig should be ranked second in the list of favorites.

"Thank you, Uncle, I will put this big pig in the living room, mainly because it won't fit in the bedroom."

"Don't, don't." Tony said hastily, "Hammer, will uncle just give you a handicraft ornament? That seems like uncle is not sincere.

This is not just a simple pig shape, it is a high-tech product! Uncle's genius work! "

Xie Tiehammer looked at it carefully and said, "Battle armor? Uncle, I don't need that thing. I just bought a super strong set last month."

Tony smiled bitterly: "Uncle knows you don't need it, you already have a big robot that can transform.

But uncle also thought about it, you are very good at fighting, you can also use magic, and you don’t lack weapons, but I’m thinking about it, you need an assistant.

This big white pig is the assistant specially designed for you by uncle. "

"Assistant? What can it do?"

Tony frowned: "There are so many functions, let me tell you something simple first.

In daily life, washing clothes, cooking, and cleaning are the most basic. Yes, it is actually an intelligent robot.

The artificial intelligence program was written by my uncle himself. It is at the same level as Jarvis. I call her Friday.

Now look at its head, there is quite a lot of space in its stomach. Usually you don’t need to carry a schoolbag when you go to school. You can just stuff books, snacks and so on into it.

Of course, including your piggy hammer, let it carry it directly, as long as it is needed..."

Tony snapped his fingers: "Friday, open a position."

Following the voice, the big white pig let out a pig-like snort, and then began to deform. The round belly on both sides opened up, and a number of mechanical containers similar to drawers popped out.

However, judging from the speed of transformation, Tony is really not bragging, he has worked hard, and it is much faster than the previous box-shaped portable armor, and it is done in seconds.

"Oh...it's really convenient." Xie Tiehammer returned to his natural daze again.

No way, everyone in the family has a portable emergency kit, which uses Pym particle technology, so it is so troublesome to carry things.

But in the end it was my uncle's good intentions, so I had to save face.

"Ahem." Tony heard it, and said with a little embarrassment: "It's a bit simple, but it's just a side function, and the big head is behind.

This pig, it can also be used as a means of transportation, can not help but ride leisurely on land, and can also run at super high speed, it looks cute when it runs~

And it's a flying pig! That's right, Uncle knows that you can fly, but a mount can also save you effort.

Also, it can chat with you, I added my sense of humor into it, so this pig is as humorous as uncle!

Plus supercomputing speed, various scanning systems, blah blah... It can provide you with information assistance.

Of course, it is also a weapon platform, with missiles, jet cannons, laser cutting, and all kinds of gadgets, all of which are equipped with it. In short, there are uncles and pigs! "

Seeing that the two girls only showed polite reactions and were not excited at all, Tony had no choice but to keep it secret.

"Well, in fact, this pig, and a set of...system specially designed and built by uncle for you, this is the most valuable core."

Satisfied with the curious eyes of the two girls, Tony smiled and said, "But before the introduction, uncle asked you something.

The last time I had a drink with that kid Sol, he didn't say clearly, what you are the new God of Thunder, you can summon thunder, uncle asked you, can you really release lightning? "

Xie Tiehammer raised her hand, and with a crackling sound, a small electric current surged in her palm.

"Ooooh! Awesome! Is this magic?"

Xie Tiehammer shook his head: "This is a special kind of power, but I can only emit so much current now. If my practice is not in place, I still need to work hard."

Tony grinned: "It's okay, as long as you can discharge it, it means that uncle's thoughts are not in vain, just look at it."

With that said, Tony raised his hand and pulled out a holographic image interface, and explained to the 3D animation in the interface image.

And the more they said, Xie Tiehammer and Padme's eyes widened, their small mouths opened slightly, and their eyes showed admiration.

This expression is right, Tony is secretly pleased.

"How about it, uncle invented this thing, will it help you?"

"That's great!" Xie Tiehammer said like a chicken pecking rice: "Uncle, I'm sure, you are really a genius."

Uh~ Are you sure today? So sad...

But Tony would be very happy as long as it was a compliment from Hammer. After all, it is rare for this niece to not praise others so easily.

"Hehe, this is nothing, let me tell you, uncle is working **** nano-robot technology, and when uncle breaks through, this system will be even sharper.

At that time, your uncle will not only be your uncle, but also Newton's brother!

Um? Didn't you understand? This is a Chinese homonym wisecrack..."

Xie Tiehammer scratched his head: "Uncle, nano-robot technology has been around for a long time."

"Ah? Who did it? Forget it, don't tell me! You hurt your self-esteem..."

"Uncle, you are great, I believe grandpa will be proud of you." Xie Tiehammer comforted.

"Haha, it doesn't matter if the old man is proud or not, as long as you are proud."

…

Howard, who Ben looked at the screen and grinned, his face turned black when he closed his smile.

"Bah! This **** child is short of pumping! Let's count on the second girl, I'll practice again!"

…

The two girls held hands and led the big white pig away.

Looking at the back, Tony's expression was gratified and narcissistic: "I finally saved my uncle's face, it's not easy..."

Followed by his smile, he scratched his chin: "The nano-robots have been preempted, can we still do it? Of course we have to do it! We must do it! Otherwise, we will not be able to catch up.

And... I still don't believe it, there are more geniuses than me? Wait, uncle will hold back again!

Jarvis, put some refreshing heavy metal, I need inspiration..."

On the other side, Potts was a little speechless.

After waiting for a long time, the two beautiful girls came out riding a big white pig. The big white pig was humming while walking. What kind of picture is this?

"Is this what Tony... the boss did?"

"That's right, it's a gift from my uncle." Xie Tiehammer waved again and again: "Sister Potts, come on, come on, come up and sit together, there is still room on the piggy, let's go shopping and buy souvenirs."

Padme also said: "It's a very interesting experience. I haven't ridden this kind of animal before. Sister, you should try it too. It's very fun."

"Oh, that...Thank you very much." Potts pointed to his women's short western skirt: "It's not convenient to ride a horse in this, oh, it's a pig."

"Ride sideways, I will pull your sister Potts, come on."

"You kid is... so considerate, but this kind of transportation is not very low-key, I mean, it may be illegal."

Xie Tiehammer tilted his head and thought, "No way, it's not a real pig, it's a robot pig, isn't the old American law not allowing robot pigs to go out on the streets?

No, this means of transportation has not been popularized yet. In theory, new things are usually born first and then legislated. "

Potts spread his hands and smiled dryly: "It makes sense, the logic is perfect! Awesome."

Following Potts, Xie Tiehammer pulled him onto the pig's back, and he was at a loss together: "Without a seat belt, how did your uncle design it?"

At the same time, Potts thought to himself, I want to apply for a salary increase...

"Don't worry, Sister Potts, I'm the seat belt."

Potts hurriedly said: "Hammer, I absolutely believe in you, but can you not drive too fast?

I mean, other car owners must have never seen this kind of... new type of transportation, and it's not good in case of a traffic accident when you're scared, right? "

Xie Tiehammer nodded: "What you said makes sense, and I think so too. We are here for shopping, not to cause trouble."

"Good girl~ She has more sense of responsibility than your uncle."

"That's it, so we fly over."

"Ah? You also need to apply for the air route..."

"S.H.I.E.L.D. solved it for me, don't worry sister Potts, I have a license to fly. Sister Potts, I know you are not afraid of heights, trust me, flying is fun~"

Padmé also nodded again and again: "That's right, it's very exciting!"

Potts squeezed out a smile, his teeth chattering a little: "That's really... hospitality is hard to come by, please slow down~"

"Go! Friday!"

"huh~"

boom!

The four pigs' trotters are jetting, and the big white pig ascends to heaven with three beauties on its back. The picture is quite... unique.

Xie Tiehammer still took good care of Potts, instead of flying at high speed, it was like sightseeing.

In this way, Potts found that things were not as bad as he thought. Not to mention, the low-altitude sightseeing flight was still very pleasant, especially when Xie Tiehammer had a willpower field to prevent wind.

Of course, if it is not flying on a pig, it will be more perfect, not to mention the shape, the propulsion jet at the tail of this thing is actually sprayed from the pig's buttocks! Is my boss out of his mind? ?

And when the big white pig landed in the luxury block, it naturally attracted a lot of attention.

Not to mention Xie Hammer, a global celebrity, Potts, as the chief assistant to the helm of Stark Industries, is also the focus of media attention.

What's more, now that there is an oversized big white pig, the spring of the paparazzi has arrived.

Xie Tiehammer doesn't care, now she has a way to deal with annoying paparazzi, the invisible force is open, and she can draw a range that prohibits certain people from approaching.

As for taking pictures, just take pictures, the girl is very angry in this regard, as long as you don't hit the microphone on her fist reflex area, you can do whatever you want.

Padmé didn't care even more. Although the Force World also has media, here, she, the leader of the Hammer and Sickle Army, is unknown, so there is no need to hide it.

On the contrary, there is a sense of letting go of heavy responsibilities and enjoying the comfort of vacation.

As for buying local products, it is nothing more than the nature of buying souvenirs from exotic travels, which is reasonable.

It's just that when Xie Tiehammer was on the news again, it alarmed some people.

…

drop! drop!

The computer beeps, and a pop-up window of "Target Information Locked" appears on the big screen.

On the screen, the latest live report of the paparazzi appeared, referring to the latest situation of Xie Tiehammer.

"Oh, I'm coming to New York." Ivan tilted his head and smiled, showing his gold teeth and flipping toothpicks: "Good girl, you are really cooperative.

This saves a lot of trouble. No wonder I didn’t find you in Hong Kong. It turned out to be a good choice to enjoy shopping during the holidays. "

Ivan tapped the keyboard quickly with his fingers, and said calmly: "Then... Uncle Ivan, I will give you a big gift, let's see how hard your head is..."

At the same time, the landline phone rang, and Ivan pressed the speaker button impatiently.

Hammer's excited voice came from the landline: "Hey partner, have you read the news! That devil girl has appeared!"

"Yes I saw it, the action has begun."

"Started? Oh, you are so efficient, I like it, but before you kill her, I want you to humiliate her! Trample her underfoot! Knock out all her teeth!"

"There will be, just watch the news."

"Yes! I want to drink champagne and appreciate it!"

After hanging up the phone, Ivan sneered: "Noisy, it's time for you to be quiet..."

…

Hill knocked on the door and entered the office, saying: "Director, the latest situation, according to Hammer's phone monitoring, he will be disadvantageous to Xie Tiehammer."

"Meow meow!"

"Huh?" Hill wondered.

The swivel chair turned back, and there was a one-eyed little orange cat squatting on the lap of the one-eyed bureau chief, staring at Hill with two one-eyed eyes, which made her... don't know how to describe her mood.

Which of you is the director! ?

"Ahem~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Master Gugu means to keep an eye on Hammer Industries, and don't let go of any trouble.

And then... the field team gets ready for battle, the Quinjet jets fire up, the carrier turns, and goes to New York. "

Seeing Hill stunned, Fury added: "That's what I meant too, I agree with Mr. Gugu."

"Meow~"

…

A military base.

Inside the restaurant, Bronski was eating lunch, staring at the news on the TV in the restaurant, with a smile on his face: "Whoa, look who this is, the superhero Xie Hammer... Hey, who changed the channel?"

A soldier with a higher rank wiped his mouth: "What do you want to say to the officer? Lieutenant Colonel."

"Oh, I suggest you better watch the news station, believe me, it's good for you, um, health-wise, sir."

Bronski's eyes gradually glowed red.