An evolutionary game starting from Suolongjing

"This isn't the Lingxiao Palace, why are you being so arrogant? Sit down and eat while you chat!"

She had a lot of thoughts in her mind, but on the surface, the Queen Mother smiled and spoke.

In reality, between the time when Zhang Ke entered the palace and started to act funny and the time when the Queen Mother answered, the female fairies who had been instructed in advance had already started to work around him.

According to the normal process, not to mention in Yaochi, even when he went to the Lingxiao Palace before, Zhang Ke had to take off his armor and burn incense and take a bath. It was not to say how grand it was, but at least he didn't bump into anything with his bloody aura.

But that was also the normal process. Zhang Ke had a tacit understanding of special treatment. Even if he didn't change his armor, it was okay to still have a strong blood on his body. After all, except for those female fairies in Yaochi who had not seen much of the world, all the people present were once powerful and ruthless.

Specially arranged tables and chairs, cold dishes, hot dishes, and various snacks filled the entire table. Even the nine thousand year old peaches that could only be seen at the Peach Banquet on weekdays became small fruits for rinsing the mouth on this table.

Anyway, this table of food was extremely rare even at the Peach Banquet. At least most of the dishes were not for the emperors to enjoy, and even the emperors could not add them without restraint.

This was not because the Queen Mother was stingy, but because the raw materials of these dishes were not available in the Heavenly Palace!

Take the most well-known dragon liver and phoenix marrow on this table as an example.

Although there are many dragon species in Jiuzhou, and evil dragons emerge in endlessly, the real rebellion and trouble-making are only some half-dragons, five-clawed dragons, and four-clawed dragons, which are restless and unruly. Not to mention that this group of dragons are usually kind and generous, and rely on their rich family background to make friends with the gods. There are few serious gods in the heaven who have not received the favors of the old dragon kings.

It is also because the mouth of the eater is short and the hand of the taker is soft. In some unnecessary times, the gods are still willing to keep a little tolerance for these evil dragons, at least they will give them a chance to seal and repent and start over.

Of course, the result of being soft is that the god in question has to bear most of the bad consequences of the evil dragon this time, and if the evil dragon does not repent and makes trouble again, He will not only have to kill it completely, but also bear the sin of connivance afterwards!

The consequences are serious, but the dragon kings are also very generous.

Because of this, there are not many dragons that cause trouble. After being rescued, there are even fewer dragons that can go to the Dragon Scalding Platform. It is very rare to have a sinful dragon during two Peach Banquets, and generally only one or two can be encountered every three sessions.

The specifications are not reduced, and the raw materials are limited, so we can only pick some details on the quantity.

After all, we can't let the Queen Mother of God and the emperors eat those half-blooded evil dragons who committed crimes in the human world, swallowed all the souls of the human race, and indulged in evil silver, right?

Not to mention how big the difference in taste is, just the lingering human blood smell in the dragon meat makes me wonder whether it is eating vegetables or indirectly eating people?

Pure dragons don't have this worry.

The dragon clan controls the water system of the world (on the surface). With great power in hand, the purer the bloodline of the dragon, the better the water veins are arranged. The richer the river, the more abundant the products. Not only are all kinds of natural treasures not inferior to those on land, but at the bottom of the surging rivers, there are no desperate herbalists, and few Taoist priests who cross the border. Even compared to the spirits on land, all the water creatures in a water vein are loyal to the river god and the dragon god.

Unless the latter is unable to control the water veins, it will breed the covetousness of ambitious people. Otherwise, the spirits in the water are much more united than those on land!

And the spirits in an entire water vein are controlled by the river god and the dragon god. Whether in terms of taste or practice, living people cannot compare with the effect brought by these spirits or water vein combing.

In this way, there is no profit to be made, and cannibalism is particularly easy to be targeted by the Taoist sects in the heaven, the underworld, and even the human world. If the matter is small, it may be limited to the visit of the Sanshan Taoist sect, but if it gets out of hand or the Taoists are beaten to pieces, then the gods of the Thunder Department will come to chat with you next time!

Of course, it is best to pray to the gods of the Thunder Department, because if the Thunder Department can't take care of it, then the candidates who come are:

The Great God of the Three Ponds and Seas · The Marshal of the Central Altar; The True Lord of the Pure Source and the Wonderful Dao · The Great Emperor of Sichuan and Shu, the Mighty Spirit Manifestation of the Heavenly Lord; The Three Five Fire Train Kings, the Mighty Spirit Manifestation of the Heavenly Lord · The Great Spiritual Officer of the Capital Heaven.

Little loach, come and choose one!

So instead of wasting effort and getting no favors, it is better to do the job obediently!

But even so, it is inevitable that you will be sent to the table after making a big mistake!

Of course, although dragon seeds can be eaten, the Heavenly Court is not a private factory. There are always constraints of the Heavenly Law. If you don't really make a big mistake, you won't end up like this.

Just like the most extensive and comprehensive Jinghe Dragon King, the so-called change of rain number is essentially a private change of God's decree. Even if it falls into the mortal world, the emperor of the world cannot tolerate it, let alone the heavenly court where the rules are more strict?

And dragon dishes are just one of them. In addition, various dishes that Zhang Ke can't name are also very tempting!

But the dishes that were strictly limited at the Peach Banquet have now become unlimited side dishes. But when you think of special matters, there are no taboos, so these are nothing!

This sudden kindness made Zhang Ke look at the Queen Mother in disbelief, and then his eyes stayed on the Queen Wa.

It's not that he is suspicious, he is really used to being straightforward. For example, in the past, whenever any division commander had something to find him, he would get on the bus first and then buy the ticket. He would get the benefits only after doing the work, or simply make a living by taking benefits. Where have you seen such a scene of the Hongmen Banquet?

Seeing his vigilant look, Nuwa smiled and shook her head: "I have nothing to do with letting you come today. I just want you to be old and have built a big family business. Not to mention that you will be taken over in a short while." The right to expand territory was prohibited.

Since you stay at home, why not do all the things that need to be done?

Those fairies and the king's daughter are by your side. At first, he was concerned that you were still young and had a bright future. Dayu was worried that the young man's temperament was undecided, and he could not control himself for a while and immersed himself in the gentle land, ruining the future. . But now that the dust has settled, you have entrusted the land of Shang and Zhou to their jurisdiction. Due to both emotions and reasons, you should settle down with them as soon as possible! "

Zhang Ke opened his mouth, wanting to say a thousand words in his heart, but thinking about it, he couldn't be so arrogant in front of several empresses.

This is the result of such a big scene?

It's not that he doesn't take it seriously, but as the concept becomes more integrated with Kyushu and the wilderness, Zhang Ke becomes more and more inclined to the ancient concepts in the way he handles some things.

Marriage is a major matter, parents' orders, matchmaker's words.

Although my marriage involves too many things, it is no longer something that my parents who were traveling around the world with their personal guards could settle down in the Shang and Zhou dynasties, but I have Nuwa, Huangdi, teachers, and the woman on my side. There are Queen Mother Haotian, Dayu and the Tushan clan.

With so many elders planning a wedding, it is his turn to worry about it?

After all, Zhang Ke was not prepared to betray, and if the affairs of the other three princesses were not really difficult to deal with, he would have been hanging on Yao Ji and Xian for the rest of his life.

Let’s not mention the latter’s young age.

Since taking Yao Ji to stay overnight in Yaochi, Zhang Ke has been looking for an opportunity to completely resolve the matter.

After all, it's different from later generations, where it's normal for things to happen between boyfriends and girlfriends, or even other unrelated relationships? But in Kyushu, according to tradition, only brothels can do this unless they are couples!

Zhang Ke, who is not a scumbag and has no intention of becoming one, has been planning everything in private and working hard to save the betrothal gift. The heaven and the wild foreign lands that are now filled with them can bear witness to his efforts.

As for the time, he had already agreed on a thousand-year period at the Yaochi Conference, and he was making preparations at this time, at least it was like this a long time ago.

Later, with the love of destiny, the growth of his own status and the continuous battles, although Zhang Ke did not completely put the matter behind him, he could not spare any time to prepare carefully. In addition, a thousand years have passed. It has been dragging on for nearly two hundred years, with only a little over eight hundred years left, but who would have thought that it would drag on until now.

Now that he heard Emperor Wa mention the matter again, he naturally had no reason to evade it.

After all, Zhang Ke is not a saint to begin with. His original intention of coveting beauty before being selected by the game has not changed to this day. What's more, he will be banned from activities for a long time in the future, not only because of his relationship with the foreign gods. agreement, as well as the repeated persuasion from Haotian and several emperors on the way back from the parliament.

Since it is difficult to go out, and he is not busy with official duties like a mortal emperor, and the courses he was supposed to attend are now in a state of semi-abortion due to his exaggerated gains, and there is nothing serious to do, He really couldn't think of anywhere else to go other than eating, drinking, and falling in love.

Suppressing the excitement in his heart, he said happily: "This is a good thing, but I am not very familiar with it, and my parents at home are not familiar with ancient rituals. I have to trouble the elders to figure out how to handle it!"

The Queen Mother was delighted with Zhang Ke's decisiveness in agreeing, and the smile on her face became a little more kind:

"That's okay. As long as you nod and agree, someone will take care of all the trivial matters that will follow without you having to worry about it!"

Marriage in later generations is indeed a matter for young couples who are about to enter the palace. They have to work hard and carefully choose life events for a long time. Even during this period, there are not many dirty children. But once they move forward, let alone the family of a prince and a powerful person. , as long as there are few assets in the family, the marriage has little to do with the real protagonists, the boy and girl.

At least it doesn't matter much before entering the bridal chamber.

From the three books and six etiquettes to the four hires of hardware, the elders in the family are responsible for taking care of it! The Prince's House will only become more complicated.

And Zhang Ke respected him as the king of men. The woman was either the daughter of the emperor of heaven or the daughter of the king of men. The specifications and all aspects involved were incomparable to ordinary people, so there was no need for him to worry about it!

After receiving the answer from the Queen Mother, he saw that the three elders had no other matters and only smiled and advised him to eat more. Seeing this, Zhang Ke, who understood that he had survived this time, did not show any pretense. He ate and drank in a hurry and managed to hang out. After eating three minutes full, he left in a hurry. Since it is a big happy event, I cannot just be happy about it, the other people involved must also know about it early.

But it was such a joy that Zhang Ke didn't expect, or maybe he forgot that before a classical wedding, men and women were not allowed to see each other.

As soon as Zhang Ke returned to Shang Zhou Tiandi, the team that came to pick up the princesses and Xian broke through the clouds and arrived at the Wushan Palace. Looking at the leader of the Five Mountains Emperor and the unscrupulous laughing Huashan, the original joyful mood suddenly dropped. rock bottom.

And as the pick-up team left, another group of heavenly court officials were ordered to stay in Shang and Zhou heaven and earth to teach him wedding etiquette, which made Zhang Ke's already unhappy mood even worse!

Fortunately, although a wedding is large-scale and the process is cumbersome, at least it does not have to choose a good time and auspicious day like a regular wedding.

To be more precise, the so-called auspicious days are nothing more than allusions and changes in solar terms, but the authority of both is in the hands of the Heavenly Court. As for the wedding of Emperor You, it is such an important day. Not to mention that it is the day of great joy in the shortest time, even if it is Qingming Festival, the gods in the sky can give it a good auspicious astronomical phenomenon!

As the news of Emperor You's wedding spread, the entire Heavenly Court was irresistibly caught in a frenzy of joy!

This is not an exaggeration.

Marriage, as a major event in life, means not only that the couple will accompany each other until old age in Jiuzhou, but also that the boys and girls have grown up completely!

What's more, Emperor You is different from other young people.

His ability and talent are unprecedented, but his ability to stir up trouble is also unprecedented. One battle can schedule the entire Heavenly Court for 100,000 years. This can be... There is no unity.

Anyway, the happiest people for Emperor You's wedding are not the two parties themselves, but the immortals and gods in the Heavenly Court and the Underworld!

If they were not afraid of being resented, they would have wanted Emperor You to be a tyrant, indulging in women and doing less practical work.

No king could receive such a heartfelt blessing!

But this was the most sincere wish of all the immortals and gods. In order for the wedding to proceed smoothly or even be completed ahead of schedule, they were willing to assign more incarnations to indulge in official duties while they themselves ran errands for this civilized wedding!

In this way, for the next period of time, the human race and all the spirits in the Shang and Zhou world witnessed what it meant to be crowded with people and what it meant to throw a brick in any direction and hit an immortal!

The West Heaven Gate, which had lost its function due to the loneliness and closure of Lingshan, was directly opened above the Wushan sky.

The colorful rainbow bridge splashed down like a waterfall and went straight into the depths of the palace.

The gods and immortals that ordinary people can only see in temples and statues are constantly traveling between the heaven and the royal city. All kinds of rare and strange things are filling up the palace of Emperor You at a speed visible to the naked eye. The vast and grand palace has become very popular in a few days!

This is because the Yin gods in the underworld are really not suitable to appear in this festive occasion, otherwise everything will be paved faster! ! !

Many days later, the once solemn Wushan Royal City has already been decorated with lights and colors, and every pedestrian on the street is proud to enjoy this grand celebration!

The colorful auspicious clouds fell from the sky gate and spread all over the world with the peaceful sunlight.

In the festive royal city, there are immortals and immortals everywhere. The banquet tables and chairs extend from both sides of the square under the Grand Master Zhang Ke to the square outside the palace gate. A rough count shows that there are at least tens of thousands of tables, and the estimated number of guests here is more than 100,000.

And this is because of the status and the relationship between the comb and the comb, which caused some immortals and the existence of the wilderness to be unable to be ranked, and the operation of Jiuzhou always needs people to maintain it, so that those who did not come can only enjoy the same dishes in the government offices of various departments of the Heavenly Court, but have no way to see this prosperous and grand scene!

It is worth mentioning that most of the dishes on this table are the only place where Zhang Ke contributed to this wedding.

Thanks to the large number of edible individuals in the demons and evil gods that he had killed and stored when he ascended to the wilderness and Jiuzhou, the Heavenly Court and the Wilderness did not have to empty the inventory to fill this bottomless abyss, and the spirits and monsters in the two worlds also escaped by chance!

The mountain ghosts and fairies came and went to guide the guests to their seats and arrange various dishes.

The immortals from the Heavenly Court enjoyed this long-lost leisurely day, eating, drinking, bragging and chatting happily!

As the real protagonist, Zhang Ke, with the help of Wenquxing, dealt with the wedding process that gave him a headache, and at the same time released a large sea to get rid of some of the itchy martial gods.

In this way, he was able to receive the sedan chair with the bride from Yaochi and carry the bride out one by one, and then led the team of music and music down from the West Heaven Gate to the palace hall in front of the dragon and phoenix sedan chair.

And when Zhang Ke appeared, many figures suddenly appeared in the half-empty seats in front of the hall.

The emperor of heaven and earth, the three emperors and five emperors, the emperor of the five mountains, the five directions, the three officials, the three pure ones. There are nearly a hundred people in total!

In the center of the human kings and emperors who were filled with divine light and were either kind or happy, a middle-aged mortal couple sat on the main seat with a little uneasiness. Their weathered eyes looked at the figures below who took the brides one by one from the five imperial sedan chairs and walked towards them with red ropes, and tears dripped from their eyes.

I thought that the two street vendors’ lifelong wish was just to make a little money, stay healthy, find a wife for their son who was about to graduate from college, build a house and buy a car to take care of their children and grandchildren, and then die peacefully.

But who would have thought that fate would change the son who had been ordinary and not outstanding since childhood to become a dragon.

It was an underestimation to use "standing out" on him, and the two burdens relied on their son to obtain the qualification of immortality, and indirectly became the "emperor and empress dowager".

That would be fine, but who would have thought that he would now be sitting with God, even sitting in the main seat, listening to the praises of God and the ancestors, watching his own son leading several charming brides under the veil and walking towards him step by step.

This is no longer just smoke coming out of the ancestral tomb.

Even though this change of family status has been over for more than a hundred years, the two elders still feel like they are in a dream when they see this scene!

Is it true?

Is it a dream?

It is hard to tell, but there is no need to tell.

In a dreamlike cloud and fog, after complicated ceremonies and promises, several newlyweds climbed the high steps in front of the palace, and slowly knelt down in the high-pitched voice of Taibai Jinxing:

"First bow to heaven and earth!"

"Second bow to parents!"

"Husband and wife bow to each other!"

"The ceremony is over."

The joy of marrying a new bride did not last long. After the ceremony was over and Yao Ji and others were sent back to the harem, Zhang Ke was hurriedly pulled away by Xia Qi to toast.

However, the brother-in-law who should have stood on his side went against common sense and joined those guys who were making trouble at the wedding and became a member of the group of persuading people to drink. Facing the cups shaped like wine jars raised by the familiar faces who congratulated him, Zhang Ke's helplessness almost turned into reality.

But what can he do?

The immortals and gods are not worried about alcohol allergies or the harm of excessive alcohol. Even if they don't want to get drunk, on this happy day and in the painful eyes of their colleagues, they have to get drunk under the interweaving of uncontrollable joy and laziness!

In this way, the immortals who disliked the quality of the wine put too much inverted yin and yang into the already intoxicating nectar.

Zhang Ke, who witnessed all this, moved his lips for a long time and finally raised his thumb silently!

So the cups intertwined and the shadows swayed.

Table after table, toast after toast, drinking the fairy wine like a lake, Zhang Ke, who should have been immune to these, felt the loss of control of his body and the drowsiness of his brain for the first time in a long time. After the world shook, the clear sky was replaced by the red bed curtain. The slightly weak wrist was grabbed by two white and tender hands and lifted over the veil. Then, looking at the extremely familiar faces and the gradually loosened restraints on his body, Zhang Ke was completely drunk.

Like clouds, like a dream.

The dream that had been expected for many years finally came true on this day. The luxurious wedding bed even gave people a weird feeling of crowding.