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Chapter 10 Reverse poisonous milk, the deadliest!

Although Xia Kingdom's video game industry has just started, it has been developed quite impressively because it is regarded as a powerful tool for cultural export and has been supported by policies.

As the largest stand-alone game download platform in China, the Dianqu platform has a complete set of recommendation mechanism and game release mechanism, which ensures the continuous input of fresh blood into this blue ocean market.

Take indie games, for example.

All games submitted as independent game producers with a comprehensive production cost of less than one million will be classified into the independent game division after passing the system review.

Games that are classified into this division will have the opportunity to enjoy a series of support policies prepared by the e-fun platform for independent game producers.

For example, the information flow recommendation on the main page of the platform.

This is almost the recommended position with the highest exposure rate on the entire platform, as long as the sales volume reaches 100 within 24 hours of being on the shelves, it can be listed.

Under normal circumstances, most of the works that can reach this recommended position are excellent works of good quality. Especially in this world where picture quality is king, even if there is no exquisite CG animation, at least there must be a few screenshots of the game to cheat money.

However, 2048 is undoubtedly an outlier.

Without any pictures to speak of, it is like a white lotus flower that emerges from the mud but is not stained in this information flow recommendation full of exquisite CGs and screenshots.

Its graphics are so rough that it can be ignored, the gameplay is so simple that it is mentally handicapped, and even the final [Congratulations on winning] is so sloppy.

Even though he has been in the game circle for many years, this is the first time for Zhang Xiang to see such a perfunctory bad work actually appear on the largest game platform in China - the news feed recommendation of Dianqu.

"This is so boring, isn't it?"

Looking at the leaderboard that popped up in front of him, he was completely dumbfounded after wasting half an hour to clear the level. He even suspected that there was something wrong with his eyes.

That's it?

A garbage game that requires graphics but no graphics, plots without plots, and even the operation is so simple that it only needs four keys, up, down, left, and right.

As of the last time he watched it, more than a thousand people had downloaded it.

And it was less than three hours before the game was released.

What's even more boring is that there are still some people who have scored 131072 points.

"...It's fine if the auditors of the e-gaming platform have their brains broken, but has the player's taste been lowered?"

When he thought of the epic masterpieces that he and the audience had enjoyed one by one, an unknown fire ignited in his heart.

What is the reason for this!

no!

In order to maintain the healthy development of the industry, he felt that it was necessary for him to complain severely in the live broadcast room.

certainly……

The main reason is to confirm that it is not my own taste that is a problem.

Glancing that the broadcast time was almost up, he pressed on the keyboard, switched to the desktop, and opened the live broadcast tool.

As a well-known up in the live broadcast and game area of ​​station B, nicknamed Brother Xiang, he can be regarded as an old-timer in the game critic circle, but his reputation is not very good.

Legend has it that there is no game where his milk is not dead, so he is also ridiculed by the players as the number one poisonous milk in the game world.

The greatest joy for the audience in the live broadcast room every time is to watch him flatter and praise a certain masterpiece that has not yet been launched, make a crazy meal, and then die suddenly as expected.

Over time, whenever he pushes the game in the live broadcast room, some black fans will jump out and laugh at him for being out of money again.

At the beginning, he resisted a little, arguing that he was generating electricity for love and had never received any money. As a result, the miserable developer couldn't stand it anymore, and sent an "insider" to the neck to break the news and complain, saying that Brother Xiang didn't take the money. I didn't do serious promotion at all when I was doing business, and attached a screenshot of the bank flow of "making money", which later became a hot search.

Later, more and more people followed the trend, and he saw that no matter how hard he struggled, it was useless, so he simply stopped resisting.

After all, traffic is money.

Where there is traffic, there is food.

The fact is indeed the case, the developers are still willing to give money at the beginning, after all, the traffic is there.

But gradually, no one came to him anymore.

Although metaphysics is not credible, it is accurate!

No one wants their game to be filled with poisonous milk buffs as soon as it is launched. What's more, some black fans are too powerful. This guy will discredit any game he promotes, making the comment area a mess.

In this way, popularity has become Brother Xiang's burden.

If you can't take off the hat on your head, it means you can't get enough bad money, and if you don't get enough bad money, you can't pay the rent.

Zhang Xiang, who has a lot of fans and can't cash it out, doesn't want to take off the hat on his head all the time, but because his mouth is too poisonous, no game can resist his mouthful of poisonous milk.

Until one day, he finally got his dream opportunity.

An epic-level masterpiece that has been announced for a whole year and cost hundreds of millions. According to the rumored semi-finished demo, the boss of Dianfu Group gave a standing ovation at the press conference.

Holding the CD of the demo version, Zhang Xiang gambled the rest of his career, and made the most ruthless and poisonous oath he has ever made in his life for the only time in his life.

"I'm so blown!"

"If this awesome and explosive masterpiece can hit the street, I, Zhang Xiang, will eat two catties of shit on the spot!"

Later results are obvious.

That epic masterpiece probably spent all its funds on the demo version and ppt, but it died suddenly on the day it was released.

And Zhang Xiang, who generated electricity for love, not only received a letter from the developer's lawyer, but also owed the audience two catties of shit.

Until now, some viewers have repeatedly demanded debts in his live broadcast room, and later simply used Xiang to refer to shit, reminding him not to forget to pay back the two catties of Oli he owed.

This wave of operations is simply bloody.

It was also from then on that he gritted his teeth and endured the humiliation, and kept seeking opportunities for transformation. He made up his mind that he would never be a game promoter in the future, but would change his career to make game complaints.

In the future, if any developer doesn't give him money, he will rant at that developer's new work.

How can it be fun to lick people!

If you can't collect the promotion fee, I will charge you protection fee in a different way!

Today, just take this garbage first!

"Good afternoon, viewers. I'm your brother Xiang. Today I'm a little late because I was delayed by a garbage game."

[Brother Xiang is on the air! It's meal time for Xiang fans! 】

【Brother Xiang, should Xiang pay back the two catties you owe? 】

【Let me translate for you. What Brother Xiang means is that you, Brother Xiang, need a lot of money today. You wasted some time thinking about how to lick it. Please bear with me. 】

[Must forgive! As long as the anchor pays back the owed shit first. 】

【Bros! Put the bad money on the public screen! 】

Looking at the barrage on the screen, Zhang Xiang's brows twitched fiercely.

However, the lords in the audience are gods, and the lords in the audience are his fathers. He still understands this simple and easy-to-understand truth, so he didn't get angry, but continued to preach patiently.

"If you think that I'm here to take on some kind of job, then you really look down on your brother Xiang. You brother Xiang is here to uphold justice today!"

"The current game industry is really going from bad to worse. Any rubbish can be listed on the recommendation list of the news flow, crowding out the living space of those real high-quality products. Without further nonsense, I will show you what is boring today."

As he said that, he logged into the e-game platform and opened the 2048 he just played.

"The gameplay of this game is very simple. It is to add up, down, left, and right two identical adjacent numbers to get the number 2048."

"And you won't find out until you spend half an hour clearing the level. This fucking game has just begun. As long as you're bored enough, this number can keep going up."

"Now the independent game section of the electric fun platform has fallen. In the past, I could occasionally find two good games. Now I really push up all kinds of rubbish. After playing for half an hour, I realized that there is no way to get a refund. Yes. Although one yuan is not much, it really disgusts you Brother Xiang."

"Everyone, don't play it. Apart from wasting half an hour of your life, this game won't bring you any joy."

Eloquently complaining about it, Zhang Xiang just felt as if he was spitting out a mouthful of old phlegm that had accumulated for two years, and his heart was indescribably happy.

However, when he looked at the barrage, he was stunned.

[emmmm... Why is it boring, isn't it okay? 】

[Yeah, it feels quite interesting. 】

[Although the gameplay is very simple, but the joy is not discounted, I will try it next time. 】

[Let's go, I'll go too. 】

Fuck?

Zhang Xiang's eyes widened.

Are these people brainless?

Where is the fun in this broken game?

Then, a more excessive barrage appeared.

[Zhang Xiang is afraid that he took some kind of job with bad money, and started to discredit the newcomer production team. 】

[Brothers, put protection in the game comment area, don't let the evil forces succeed! 】

[I will buy 10 copies first to show my disdain for Lao Xiang! I bother! What a waste of money! And uphold justice! 】

Looking at the lines of barrage on the screen, Zhang Xiang almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Gan!

When I promoted the game, I said I was bad money, and when I sprayed the game, I also said I was bad money. This is too much!

However, no matter how wronged Zhang Xiang was, it was useless.

Rhythm is something like this, you and I are brought up by the barrage, and his house management has always been indifferent, not to mention that it is useless at this time.

Without paying attention, the number of downloads of the game jumped up by another thousand, and the whole thing turned upside down.

This screen full of complaints is simply a merciless humiliation of his professionalism!

Zhang Xiang felt that he was about to cry, and under the excitement, he slapped his thigh with his right hand.

"I beg you guys, don't buy it! Don't you feel bad about buying this garbage game?"

[Hahaha, I'm going to buy it, it's not a lot of money, and it's a good deal! 】

[Yes, yes, when did you pay back the two catties of shit you owed us! 】

[That is, support a dollar for producers with dreams! 】

Looking at the barrage that was full of the screen that sang against him, Zhang Xiang was finally angry, and yelled at the screen in a rage.

"Eat shit, you guys!"

As soon as he finished yelling, he regretted it.

However, before he could regret it, the live broadcast room clicked and the screen went black.

Immediately afterwards, a super tube reminder popped up.

[The anchor please pay attention to the quality and don't insult the audience. 】

Ban time——

72 hours!

Looking at the super tube's wind-up reminder and the bullet screen full of "happy people" and "justice from heaven"...

Zhang Xiang was completely dumbfounded.