An opening count of people fighting for love

[Qiqi thinks for a moment and frowns.] ]

["I'm sorry, my memory, not good, so I'm going to write down the name of that... I, look for it..."]

[Qiqi rummaged through the pharmacy for a while, took out a booklet and looked at it.] ]

["Ah, yes, that's it, delicious milk... It's called coconut milk. "]

Audience: "???"

Not right here!

Wait, take a look, take a look.

This little guy likes a drink called coconut milk, and then thinks it is better than ordinary goat's milk, and the milk of ordinary sheep is called goat's milk, then coconut milk should be coconut sheep's milk, coconut milk is more delicious, and the coconut sheep must be a half-fairy beast...

Is that the truth?

So, is this coconut milk coconut a coconut of a coconut?

Do you think there is a possibility, that is, this coconut milk is coconut water?

Can anyone tell her...

Hu Tao: "Understood, next time I will take coconut milk to fish her!"

["Hmm..."×3]

[Zhongli: "I'm sorry, two, in order to be fair and equal to Qiqi before, I didn't think about it, and I agreed too easily..."]

["Well, it's okay, Zhongli."] In Liyue's words, 'The world is unpredictable, and the joys and sorrows are unpredictable', who knew that the ending would be so absurd. "]

["Ah...?Qiqi, what was said, the wrong thing?"]

["Excuse me, Traveler, can I leave it to you to break the child's fantasy?"Paimon has been pitted too much, and he won't be on his own today.] ]

[Traveler: "... Qiqi, coconut milk, not from coconut sheep..."]

["Ahh ]

[Child, that's how I grew up~]

[The traveler clapps his hands, breaking the child's fantasy or something, himself... Sure enough, I'm still a little guilty!]

["Haha, what a meaningful life lesson."] "]

[The child's adult is here.] ]

[A green-haired young man with a small white snake wrapped around his neck, the unsure doctor - Baizhu.] ]

[Again, is Qiqi's current guardian.] ]

["Thank you for taking care of my family."] "]

(Note: Baizhu has ulterior motives behind Qiqi's kindness, which is said to have something to do with Baizhu's body, but this is not to say that Baizhu is not a good person, I don't think Baizhu can pit Qiqi to death under Zhongli's nose and under the eyes of the immortals, and Qiqi can also perceive Baizhu's mind, so I think what Baizhu wants to get from Qiqi, and he is a good person, and there is no contradiction in caring about Qiqi, the grass attribute God's vision, is it life or wisdom?)

Observing in reality, or even drawing blood for research, is not the same concept as those mad scientists who experiment with human dissection.

Of course, the official said that he was not a good person, so then another story. ）

[The traveler is relieved to find the owner of Bu Bu Lu, if she continues like this, she will not be able to get immortal incense from Qiqi.] ]

["Oh, Immortal Incense, of course, of course. "]

[I don't know if it's an illusion, but the traveler always feels that Baizhu's eyes are starting to glow.] ]

["Three million mora, of the highest quality. "]

[“......"]

[That's right, his eyes really glow!]

["Three million? Why don't you go and rob the Golden House!?"]

[The Golden House, the mint in Liyue, and the Mora coin on Teyvat are all produced again.] ]

["Is it because the Golden House was requisitioned by the Seven Stars, and it is harder to grab than usual?"]

["Hmm... Million... At first glance, it sounds like nothing, but in terms of general rationality, it is indeed a bit difficult. "]

[In a nutshell - no money!]

[Paimon dances and says, "We can't afford so many Mora!, let alone Mr. Zhongli, right?"]

["Indeed. "]

["It's so simple..."]

Seeing that the Immortal Ritual was at an impasse, everyone couldn't help but become anxious and anxious for the travelers.

However, then, to their surprise, the traveler made a big move-

["Go to the Northland Bank and ask for Tartaglia!"]

[Twenty minutes later—]

["Hahahahahaha——!"]

["Coconut sheep... It's so funny, you're being tricked by this kind of thing!"]

[Paimon: "This man is laughing to death!"]

["Hey, I'm going to laugh out of my eyes, well, to thank you guys for making me so happy, I'm going to solve all the problems."] "]

["This... Boss Baizhu, right? I'm the Fatui executive officer, Childe, if I don't dislike it, we can cooperate more in the future. If there is a need, the Fatui can help establish a fast supply channel for coconut milk. "]

[Paimon: "Coconut milk can't get by, right?"]

[Changsheng: "Bubu Lu can't be bought with just coconut milk!"]

["Coconut milk, coconut milk, Mr. White, coconut milk."] Qiqi pulled Baizhu's clothes and looked at Baizhu expectantly. ]

["Okay, good..."Baizhu turned his head and said to Childe: "Then thank you Mr. Childe, I wish us a happy cooperation in the future, and this immortal incense will also be discounted, count you two million nine hundred and ninety-thousand." "]

["Is there a difference between three million and two ,990,000?!" Paimon ←_←]

["Hmm... Two million nine hundred and ninety... At first glance, it sounds like nothing, but in terms of general reason, it is indeed 10,000 less than 3 million. "]

[It's better to listen to your words than to listen to your words...]

[In the end, Childe still paid 2.99 million yuan and bought eternal incense.] ]

(: I want such a brother!)

(: I want to too!)

(: Send the bill to Northland Bank!)

(Brother, bring money to save me.) ）

(: Half-brother.) ）

However, before the people of Liyue could thank the man who was bleeding profusely for the Emperor's Immortal Ceremony, the next scene was caught off guard.

["What a funny person, I haven't laughed like this in a long time."] "Childe is out of luck. ]

["Well, did you hear anything from you, who were lurking before I came?"]

[Out of the darkness, a figure emerges - Ekaterina, the receptionist of the Northland Bank.] ]

["Childe-sama, they mentioned that the Golden House was destroyed by Seven Stars..."]

[Catherine informs Childe of everything she heard.] ]

["I see, oh, Ningguang, and the Seven Stars, you want to hide in the Golden House... What else could there be besides the Ancestral Fa Transformation?"

["I'm sorry, Traveler, I warned you a long time ago, right? "]

[Childe looks like a mastermind behind the scenes.] ]

(: Brother, aren't you a toy salesman?)

Childe: "!!"

I'll go, this stubble was forgotten!