An Unscientific Marvel Scientist

Three hundred and forty, Title: Uncle Salted Fish's Life Talk

Landlord: Uncle Salted Fish

Recently, designers have gone crazy, and they have attracted many people.

Then I found out that most of you have amnesia.

Uncle, as the only special individual with past life memories, I decided to take some time to help you out.

If you want to ask me anything, just ask.

Don't come again when the opportunity is too late, I may not have such a leisurely mood in the future!

1: Master Assassin

What about Shizuto?

2: Next is my turn

What about Shizuto?

3: The small building listened to the spring rain all night

What about Shizuto?

4: Successor of Mohism

What about Shizuto?

5: Bet~~~~~~~ Holy!

What about Shizuto?

6: Supreme Mage

The world is going down! The world is going down!

7: Only draw beauties

I made a copy for your appreciation.

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8: Uncle Salted Fish

Fuck! This painting is awesome! Is the protagonist of your dream a master painter? !

9: Master Assassin

The uncle's set of pictures suddenly became dull.

10: Bet~~~~~~~ Holy!

11: Xiaolou listened to the spring rain all night

This painting... is interesting.

@单画美人, could it be that you are also a dream of the martial arts department?

12: Uncle Salted Fish

Martial arts department, who draws beauties... the main character in your dream is Hou Xibai, right? Or Tang Bohu? It can't be Dan Qingsheng, right?

13: Only draw beauties

Hou Xibai guessed half right, the protagonist in my dream was the evil king Shi Zhixuan, but I thought I didn’t have the talent of Master Shi, so for the time being, I followed the path of Senior Brother Xibai, even if I wanted to learn Master Shi’s fusion of Butian Pavilion and Zen Buddhism , Then I have to wait until I have enough confidence.

14: Xiaolou listened to the spring rain all night

You are smarter than me. My dream is a group of swordsmen. At the beginning, I also practiced various sword techniques step by step, but when I was halfway through practicing the Golden Crow Sword Technique, I suddenly dreamed of Ding Peng's magic sword technique.

As a result, I couldn't bear the temptation, so I practiced the magic knife technique over my own strength, and then I was controlled by the knife technique, and I fell into the magic directly. If the designer didn't arrive in time and use the soul gem to suppress my inner demon, the avenger It is estimated that several members of the alliance will have to die.

15: Uncle Salted Fish

Uh... It's a good thing that you didn't dream about a group of swordsmen, otherwise you probably wouldn't be able to hold back when you dreamed about the evil sword technique...

In addition, you must have a common language with @Artificial Human 0.

According to the designer, if he hadn't gone in time, the Avengers would probably have been wiped out by No. 0 regiment.

16: Xiaolou listened to the spring rain all night

Then this one is much better than me, I only cut off Hawkeye and Black Widow, plus an arm of the captain.

17: Only draw beauties

Natasha is such a beauty, how can brother do it!

18: Xiaolou listened to the spring rain all night

Everyone said that I was insane at that time...

19: Only draw beauties

How unlucky a beauty has been since ancient times... Sigh...

20: Uncle Salted Fish

The protagonist of your painting just now is also red-haired, so could it be the Black Widow?

21: Only draw beauties

No, this is my other confidante named Mary Jane, Natasha's is this.

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22: Uncle Salted Fish

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That kid from the designer is fine, why are you persecuting Spider-Man!

23: Only draw beauties

you say gwen She is also my confidante, how could I persecute her?

24: Uncle Salted Fish

grass! Did you get even Gwen? !

As expected of being the successor of the Huajian School, I envy her real name!

It is actually Spider Gwen's universe, Peter Parker is really miserable... No, if it is Spider Gwen, her official partner should be the little black spider Miles...

But these are not important!

Do you have any other pictures of your confidante? Send them all to see!

25: Only draw beauties

I will open a separate post and post my paintings there, and I will update it in time when there are new works in the future.

26: Master Assassin

support!

27: Xiaolou listened to the spring rain all night

support!

28: Uncle Salted Fish

strongly support! The master of painting is awesome!

29: Android 0

What are you looking for? Busy demolishing the Hydra base!

30: Uncle Salted Fish

The powerful boss is here!

In addition to designers,

It seems that only No. 0 dreamed a lot of worlds with different systems. Even if other people dreamed of multiple worlds, the systems were all the same, such as the swordsman dream of the sword demon.

31: Android 0

@小楼一夜听春雨, a member of the Avengers, cut it off, it’s no big deal.

32: Android 0

@咸鱼大叔, there is still a gap between me and the designer, he dreams of a lot more worlds than me, I can’t beat Arale alone.

33: Uncle Salted Fish

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Arale is an existence that can explode stars with one punch, so it's normal that she can't beat her!

Don't try to compete with the characters in funny comics!

34: Xiaolou listened to the spring rain all night

I'm just a swordsman who knows how to use knives. If I wasn't possessed, I wouldn't be able to offend S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers.

After being rescued by the designer, I turned myself in directly, and now I am Wu Dao in the raft prison. I have to say, the environment is good.

It's just that the entertainment items are a little less, basically pointing at the uncle's plot building.

35: Next is my turn

Please stop your Versailles behavior, how can I justify myself as a poker player? !

36: The Mohists

Please stop your Versailles behavior, where can I justify myself as a handicraft? !

37: Bet~~~~~~~ Holy!

Please stop your Versailles behavior, how can I justify myself as a poker player? !

38: Uncle Salted Fish

Please stop your Versailles behavior, where can I justify myself as an ordinary person? !

39: Supreme Mage

Please stop your Versailles behavior, I don't even have a golden finger.

40: Uncle Salted Fish

Pooh! He was trained by Karma Taj as the successor of the ancient one since he was a child, what more bicycle is needed!

The worst is me, okay? A waste system of no use to birds! What kind of sea tactics are you always giving me!

41: The Dead

I can't pretend I didn't see this!

42: Uncle Salted Fish

uh... are you?

43: The Dead

Literally, before I survived Hydra's human experiment and got the so-called golden finger, I was already burping.

If the designer hadn't used the soul gem to retain my soul in time, I would have been out of my wits long ago, and naturally there is no golden finger.

I'm now being brought back to his world by the designer, hanging out with Victor von Doom in hell.

44: Uncle Salted Fish

Uh...that's really a bit miserable...

45: The Immortal

@从死的人, I am not Versailles, in fact, I am quite envious of you...

46: Uncle Salted Fish

Undead? Spread the fire? Did you turn into a living corpse? That would really make you want to die.

47: The Immortal

what are you saying? I don't have a golden finger either, I'm just a mutant, an unlucky guy who was caught in the laboratory by William Stryker...

The main thing is to watch my relatives and friends die of old age one by one, while I am still alive and well... This feeling is not very good.

48: Uncle Salted Fish

This setting... Deadpool? Uncle Wolf?

49: The Immortal

You mean Wade and Logan? They are all my good friends, and the few of us can be regarded as sympathetic.

50: Uncle Salted Fish

Tsk! I also want to feel sorry for this disease...

Also, does Deadpool have no doubts about your existence? In Marvel's setting, Deadpool, like DC's Harley Quinn, can break the fourth wall.

51: The Immortal

No, Wade was quite normal in other respects except for being a little wordy and having a bad mouth.

52: Uncle Salted Fish

Well, it seems that the so-called breaking the fourth wall is nothing more than an official joke.

53: Mister Negative

@咸鱼大叔, I have a question, why does the designer look so weird when he sees me?

After he solved my sequelae, he threw a headset to me and ran away without looking back. Did I offend him?

54: Uncle Salted Fish

Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Because the designer's adoptive father is also called Mr. Negative! Of course the kid couldn't wait.

But looking at it like this, you should have replaced Martin Lee?

55: Mister Negative

Uh... well, that's what it turned out to be.

As for Martin Lee...never heard of it.

By the way, I also lost my memory, why didn't I have the dream you mentioned.

56: The Immortal

No one is the same.

57: Supreme Mage

No one is the same.

58: Bet~~~~~~~ Holy!

Your own ability is better than those of us unlucky guys, the dream of a small trouble like me is miserable...

At first, I thought I could use superpowers to make a fortune, but after reading the popular science posts on the forum, I realized that the world is so dangerous.

Convex!

59: The Mohists

Convex!

60: Next is my turn

Convex!

61: Fenglin Volcano

Convex!

62: Uncle Salted Fish

So salted fish is fine, anyway, there are those superheroes standing in front... _(:зゝ∠)_

Leaving aside a few other things, I remember that the Gambler's super power can travel through time and space.

63: Bet~~~~~~~ Holy!

I dreamed about that scene, but it was achieved by several superpowers working together. I couldn't do it alone!

64: Uncle Salted Fish

Hey, even this is better than an ordinary person like me.

Having said that, I am quite curious about one thing, @next is my turn, the protagonist of your dream should be Muto Yuki, right?

What is the ability that dreams bring to you? There is no Yu-Gi-Oh card in the Marvel world, right?

65: Next is my turn

There is no need for a duel monster card, as long as it is any confrontation game, I can use it to launch a dark duel. The loser must pay the price according to the bet, but in normal times, I am an ordinary person.

66: Bet~~~~~~~ Holy!

Dark duel? It sounds very interesting, @next is my round, when will we form a round, let's play two rounds?

67: Uncle Salted Fish

A friendly reminder, the most famous game in Yu-Gi-Oh is not the dark duel, but the live card printing. If this guy really inherits Muto Yuki's ability, then no matter what game he plays, he will do whatever he wants.

68: Bet~~~~~~~ Holy!

What do you think, isn't it a basic operation?

69: Uncle Salted Fish

...

Forgot that you guys are also cheaters.

In other words, is it really okay to publish such a blatant declaration of cheating?

70: Bet~~~~~~~ Holy!

Oh, gambling, that's how it is.

71: Next is my turn

Oh, the game, that's it.

72: Fenglin Volcano

Convex!

After a long time, am I the only one who is an ordinary person like the uncle?

73: Uncle Salted Fish

Feng Lin Huo... What kind of dream is this? Sun Tzu's Art of War? Or Takeda Shingen?

If it is inherited the ability of the ancient strategists, it is indeed useless.

74: Fenglin Volcano

If only I dreamed of Sun Wu!

I dreamed about a Japanese man named Genichiro Sanada, and the content of the dream was basically playing tennis! Occasionally interspersed with a little Japanese kendo content.

Although I can now be considered a sports star by relying on the tennis skills in my dream, it is nothing compared to other non-human beings!

The worst thing is that the news of Stark's disappearance was broadcast on TV yesterday, which means that my place is about to become chaotic.

75: Tiger shot

@风林火山, shake hands!

You and I are in the same boat!

The protagonist of my dream is a Japanese football player named Kojiro Hinata!

What a junior high school student!

76: Uncle Salted Fish

...

Well... Actually, the two guys you dreamed about are not ordinary people...

I don't know the specific situation on your side, but judging from the performance of the comics in my memory, the tennis and football played by the two of you will definitely not be less lethal than the superpower of the Gambler...

77: Bet~~~~~~~ Holy!

Fuck! What kind of monsters and ghosts are these? !

78: Uncle Salted Fish

This is how manga is drawn, what can I do...┑(￣Д￣)┍

Moreover, Prince of Tennis should have a higher level of combat power than Captain Tsubasa. It is said that he is going to go to fantasy comics behind him, and all the illusions of avatars and other dimensions have appeared to distort time and space. The level of unreasonableness is not inferior to that of funny comics.

It's a pity that in my memory, we probably haven't read the latter content before traveling, so it may be difficult for you to dream of these abilities in the future.

But Genichiro Sanada's Fenglin, Volcano, Leiyin and Selfless Realm are already exaggerated enough.

79: Fenglin Volcano

That's true... Anyway, I only use mountains and forests, and I have already killed indiscriminately in the world's tennis circles.

80: Tiger shot

+1, ever since a goalkeeper was kicked into the hospital by me with a tiger shot, I have played hard on the court.

81: Pink Dark Boy

That's great... The main character in my dream is a cartoonist, the only ability beyond ordinary people is the drawing speed...

82: Uncle Salted Fish

Another painter? But your name... I can't think of who it is.

@onlypaintingbeauties, here comes a colleague of yours.

83: Only draw beauties

On the screen, the manga is too crafty, and I don't agree with it.

84: Pink Dark Boy

I dare not compare my artistic level with the boss, my painting is like a younger brother compared to yours.

@咸鱼大叔, the protagonist of my dream is called Kishibe Luban.

85: Uncle Salted Fish

Fuck! JOJO!

Haven't you dreamed of a stand-in? I remember that behind Kishibe Rohan there is a double, who can control people's body movements, which is quite powerful.

86: Pink Dark Boy

substitute? what is that?

Kishibe Rohan from my dream world is just making his mark in the manga world.

87: Uncle Salted Fish

A thing similar to a guardian spirit, with various strange abilities, it is a good thing anyway.

88: Uncle Salted Fish

Speaking of which...why did I start this post?

This is simply a large heart-pounding scene!

Except for me and the dead hapless ghost, everyone has special abilities!

89: Bet~~~~~~~ Holy!

So let's update the set of maps.

90: Xiaolou listened to the spring rain all night