An Unscientific Mechanic

"Did you lay hands on her?"

"No."

"Then here comes the problem. A girl with a good personality, a good figure and a beautiful appearance who belongs to you has lived with you for four years and you haven't done anything. Do you have something to hide?"

"I knew you were waiting for me here. Tell me, except for going to the bathroom and taking a shower every day, I'm not in your sight for the past four years, and I'm not by your side for the rest of the time. Even if I want to do it, I have time me."

"Uh... Is it like this..." Kycilia looked away in embarrassment, desperately using her clever brain, trying to find the special circumstances in the past two months. Then found out...

Ian, except that he is very particular about eating, he must have a bunch of delicious food, he is completely in the life of an ascetic monk, and he even leads himself to live a life of penance in addition to chasing dramas.

While Kycilia was reflecting on whether her life was too poor, Ian had already started to confirm the situation with Shmi.

"It doesn't make sense at all. I have no contact with men at all, so I got pregnant out of thin air..." Shi Mi's three views were shattered by this experience, and she is now in a very bad mental state.

"It's okay, you have to know that in a world with superpowers, it's normal to have a pregnancy out of thin air."

"Is it normal? This is not scientific at all!"

"In terms of quantum statistical mechanics, this probability is not zero..."

"...Master, is this interesting? I want to keep the child. I always feel that this child has an extraordinary background."

"Keep it, and learn fighting skills from us when your body recovers later. If you can feel the original force, learn the original force from us."

"The powers used by those legendary Jedi Knights..."

"you know too?"

"When I'm bored during the day, I read some books..."

"Well, for now, you can raise the children first, and then I will buy a few robots for the housekeeping part."

In the afternoon, the three of Ian closed the store and bought several robots from other stores, including two etiquette robots, two dining robots, four cleaning robots and two medical robots.

Basically, Shmi was liberated from labor. Cleaning and food are basically the tasks she assigns, and the robots handle them. And she herself is taking the time to learn knowledge from books.

For example, parenting, early childhood education, music, machinery and philosophy...

emmm... It seems that Sir Alex probably will grow crooked.

Since the addition of a pregnant woman in the family, Ian and Ian have become more careful in their behavior, and Kicilia is even more exaggerated. He bought several educational robots in advance, and he stopped watching TV dramas during the day and changed to studying early childhood education. According to Kicilia, if this is really the future lord, he must develop a scientific and dialectical world view, and he can no longer be fooled by Emperor Palpatine.

As the days passed, the three of them paid close attention to the baby's condition.

Finally, 10 months later, Sir Alex was born smoothly. According to his own ideas, Shmi named the child Anakin Skywalker.

On this day, Ian and Kicilia finally determined the current time point. 41BBY (calculated with the Battle of Yavin as the first year, the year before the Battle of Yavin is recorded as a certain year before the Battle of Yavin, English is Before the Battle of Yavin, abbreviated as BBY)

According to the movie data, the Naboo star conflict broke out in 32BBY. In the same year, Queen Amidala, the queen of Naboo star, and two Jedi knights, Qui-Gon King and Obi-Wan Kenobi, came to Tatooine to buy engine parts. .

"Emmm... What is the engine model of the Naboo queen's ship?" Ian suddenly remembered this question.

"Kycilia, use your mind full of movies and TV shows to think about it, what type of spaceship engine is Qui-Gon going to buy?"

"The spaceship hasn't been built yet, you can check it on Naboo's official website when it's built."

"oh……"

With the birth of little Annie, Ian divided his energies slightly between his maid and little Annie.

Ian was surprised but not too surprised to find that Shi Mi's mechanical talent... seems to be much higher than his own...

How to say my own talent, part of it belongs to a lot of brain holes, part of it belongs to the accumulation of hobbies since childhood, part of it belongs to the blessing of the system, and a large part of it belongs to practice makes perfect.

Countless actual operations and reverse mapping in the system space allowed me to grow gradually.

And this sister...

It only took less than 5 years of spare time, and it can be done. No matter what electronic equipment at home, it can be repaired.

After little Annie was born, in order to save a part of the time for grocery shopping, he used the waste parts he bought to transform a flying car...

Ian and Kicilia, who witnessed Shi Mi making the flying car by himself, were dumbfounded...

"So in the movie, Sir Sir can build his own flying car because his fucking talent is too strong... Also, with this technology, it is more than enough to open a store. What the fuck did your parents do?"

After asking about it, I found out that her father likes to gamble...

In addition, in order to give the lord a good background, Ian hoped that Shi Mi would become his wife in name. In case of psychological problems left in childhood because of being a child of slaves and having no father, it is not worth the loss.

Of course the most important thing is...

"I'm your father." Grabbing your lines is not negotiable...

The angry Kycilia started three times harder in the sword practice that night, and only hated that she was not a man...

In the third month after Little Annie was born, Miss Shi Mi fully recovered and joined the Xia Ji Baxiang force research group at night.

Unsurprisingly, Shmi showed his own flair for the Force.

"But why did she..."

"I have been a slave since I was a few years old, I gave birth to Sir Alex at the age of 18, I don't have enough food and sleep, I don't have any chance to think about these things.

But now, she herself has read a lot of biographies that focus on Jedi Knights, which more or less revealed what the Force is.

In addition to the philosophical theories and other scientific ideas she has learned by herself, as well as the messy experiences of the two of us, it is not very strange to be able to awaken.

Do you think Luke and Rey didn't both embark on the Jedi road after they were 18 years old? So the Jedi Council of Elders is a pit..."

That night, when the three of them were meditating together, Ian finally made up his mind to try to feel the dark side of the Force.

In his perception, the bright side of the original force is natural, peaceful, resigned, and quite Taoist.

And the dark side of the Force is full of desire, aggression and... little brother, let's play. Quite a cult style.

In other words, the practice of the bright side of the force advocates that Taoism follows nature, whether love is necessary or not. If you practice to the extreme, you can live long and be powerful.

The practice of the dark side advocates more pursuit of desire, there is a powerful force here, hurry up and hurry up. During the course of practice, you can get free colored contact lenses, free eyeliner, free lip gloss, free hair change, and even change your appearance.

But if the practice is crooked, there will be dimples on the face...

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Then... Ian suddenly remembered that the Emperor Palpatine from another world he had seen more than ten years ago was a handsome middle-aged man.

Then think about the Sith Emperor in the movie...

It's hard to say...

With the deepening of the dark side, Ian felt that the temptation became lighter and lighter.

Blood feud? No. Any revenge in this life will be avenged on the spot.

Thirst for power? This is true, but Ian has requirements on appearance while pursuing strength, at least not to be ugly.

money? Gold rare earth these precious metals, along with the production of nano-robots.

that power? Isn't the rank of general good after returning home?

After the temptations of various common desires failed, the entanglement of the dark force on Ian gradually decreased.

Until Ian submerged his consciousness to the bottom of the dark force, everything suddenly became clear.

Because, the force, from beginning to end, is unified.

It is "one" from the beginning to the end, there is no light and no darkness, or in other words, there is both light and darkness.

The Force, which is an energy field created by all living things, surrounds and permeates us. It has the energy to condense the entire galaxy.

When you can communicate with the Force, it can give you feedback.

The original force, we wait for the outflow of all things, is not the root of the world, nor is it the starting point of all things, nor is it the light of Genesis.

All things do not originate from the Force, but the Force comes from all things.

Then the bacterium named Midiprotozoa invaded all things, lived symbiotically with all things, and pulled a telephone line between all things and the Force.

When the telephone line is thick enough, people who have undergone systematic training can reproduce the torrent of the original force in the world.

Then there was the force lightning, and then there was the force to lock the throat, and then there was the force trial that couldn't kill people.

The guidance of the original force is more like the information collected by the original force from nearby creatures, and after fuzzy judgments, it conveys information to people. The more information there is, the more accurate the information will be, and finally a judgment similar to intuition will be produced.

"I have a sense of foreboding."

With the reference of the movie, the moves seen in the movie, under the guidance of the original force, were quickly figured out by Ian.

Pushed out of meditation, Ian went to the basement, palm to palm.

"Discharge..."

A spark of electricity flashed between his fingertips.

"wow..."

"Normal discharge should be... like this!"

5 currents are sent from the fingertips of the right hand and precisely connected to the fingertips of the left hand.

"handsome……"

Finding a mirror, facing the mirror, Ian began to try to change his appearance.

"Hmm... change the hair to black... lengthen it, um, to the knees. The tip of the hair gradually turns blood red, um, braid it. Face, thinner, eyes, blood red, shimmering, some black eyeshadow and eyeliner... Well, the lips are whiter, and the skin tone is grayer. Well, enough for Sith." Ian happily changed his image in the mirror.

Turning around, Ian saw Kycilia looking at him in horror.

"You... are you falling into the dark side?"

"pull."

"Oh...how did you do it?"

"No desires, no desires, go to the deepest level of the dark force, and look at the force dialectically and uniformly." Ian said briefly. "But if you can't let go of your father's death, you're likely to be drawn to the dark side."

"But, let me tell you, the red glowing eyes are really amazing!"

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"You take back that fang first."

"Damn it?" Facing the mirror, Ian brought his teeth back to normal.

"If this skill can be promoted... Sith will be absolutely invincible, okay? All the women in the universe will become Sith..."

"Strictly speaking, this is just the application of the dark force, not a Sith. A Sith should be called a Sith only if he has learned Sith philosophy or the race is a Sith and uses the dark force." Ian Playing with his super-long ponytail and thinking about the dialectic between Sith and Jedi.

The next day, Ian found that his research speed had increased a lot... It felt like... his IQ had increased?

"System, what's the situation?"

"The Force physically strengthens the activity of your brain cells, making your brain stronger. The Force guides you subjectively, making it easier for you to understand the essence of knowledge."

"It's really convenient..." After finishing speaking, Ian continued to devote himself to the theoretical study of the core of hyperspace.

In the third year, little Annie began to show his high IQ and mechanical talent. In just one year, he learned the knowledge that ordinary children should know before the age of 15.

And when a certain cleaning robot failed, he checked the information to diagnose and give blessings.

At the age of 4, little Annie began to take the initiative to help in the store, learning and practicing at the same time, and the mechanical maintenance skills can be said to be advancing rapidly. As time went on, at the age of 6, Ian was able to buy an engine that he could put down, and there was nothing that could stop little Annie.

"Annie, today, we will teach you how to practice the Force." On the day of little Annie's 7th birthday, Ian and others decided to teach the Lord the Force in advance.

"The Force? You mean the Force used by the Jedi Knights?" The young Sir was excited at the time.

"First of all, you need to calm down." Ian waved his hand at little Annie, and Annie immediately calmed down.

"Is this also the Force?"

"This is also the Force."

"So, what is the Force?"

"..."

Unlike conventional Jedi warriors who experience first and then teach, Ian first told Anni what the Force told him, for example, the nature of the Force, the opposition and unity between the light side and the dark side of the Force, and copied the entire Federation The rise and fall of the Sith Empire found in the shipboard supercomputer of Internet data. And the history of the Republic found on the Interstellar Network, and showed it to Anni little by little.

In the evening, Shmi will also combine the philosophy he has learned to establish a dialectical thinking for Annie to see the world.

Just take it...

After a month of theoretical courses, and the first practical course, Anni and Ian's thinking went through the dark side of the Force, allowing the Force to unify itself and show the essence of the Force to Annie.

Kycilia looked at Annie, who was surrounded by force lightning, but had a dusty temperament, and couldn't help slapping his face.

"I knew it."

"Father, I understand."

"What do you understand?" Withdrew from meditation, Ian suddenly heard Anni say to himself. Ian trembled at that time.

"I need to restrain my heart and be calm and indifferent to go further and further on the path of the original force."

"Kill... evil..." Ian only felt that this month was a waste of teaching.

His mother slapped Annie on the back of the head. "My old lady told you to take the path of the Jedi?"