An Unscientific Mechanic

"Hey... Shinonoyuki-san... Is your Japanese kendo so cruel?" Cecilia slowly moved to the side of a girl with super long hair.

According to the information, this girl was once the uncrowned champion of youth kendo—if it wasn't because of her sister that she couldn't compete, the champion must be hers. This kind.

"I remember watching on TV that two people in wooden armor swung their swords in a normal way to score..."

What the hell are these two people in front of them?

Without armor, dodging at high speed, every charge will create a hole in the tatami on the ground. The bamboo sword is not a combat tool, but a complete consumable. Every ten collisions of the sword will destroy a bamboo sword.

When swinging the sword, the body of the sword was always covered with a faint white mist.

good guy...

Cecilia is self-taught, and can only say a good guy.

Are you slashing your sword at supersonic speed?

Partially unfolded the components of her IS, and with the help of the IS sensor, Cecilia could barely see the movements of the two people.

It turns out that the two of you would fight bare-handed the moment the bamboo sword broke? Cecilia felt that everyone present might be the only one who could see the scene clearly.

Although it is possible to see it clearly with the help of the high-speed camera of the machine body for slow playback...

"Ah...!" Cecilia exclaimed.

"What's wrong?" Shinoyuki was curious about what Cecilia saw.

"Just now... after that man and Orimura-sensei's swords collided and broke, they whipped their legs against each other, and then the two ran to the sidelines with one foot while rubbing the place where they collided and took out a new sword..."

Xiaozhi's heart couldn't help but clutched at the hem of her skirt, her face even flushed.

I really want to play a round...

"It's the last bamboo sword, is it also on the other side..." Ian pulled out the bamboo sword from the bag on the sidelines and rushed back.

With one hand, he swung the sword with full force from ear level.

"Boom..." A shock wave visible to the naked eye erupted from the point where the swords collided, making the clothes of the surrounding students rattle.

"Crack!" The two bamboo swords snapped at the same time, and by coincidence, the tip of Orimura Chifuyu's bamboo sword landed softly on Ian's head.

"Heh... it's accepted." Orimura Chifuyu withdrew her bamboo sword. He turned his head and glanced at the pitted dojo and the shivering students who all ran to the wall and huddled together, except for Shinoyuki and Cecilia who had deployed the IS. "Okay, we've finished watching the performance, we'll all go to rest."

"...This...the two of them can already physically fight IS..." Cecilia was still replaying the last slash. The speed of the two sword tips is marked in blood red in the replay.

One is 1290 kilometers per hour, the other is 1130 kilometers per hour...

"That person doesn't know...but Chifuyu-san has used the cold weapons used by IS to suppress a certain German second-generation military plane before it went berserk. After such a long time, I don't think Chifuyu-sister will regress." Shinonokura recalled Orimura Chifuyu's inadvertent complaints in the early years.

"The future is slim..." Cecilia sighed. "I hope he can save me some face tomorrow."

The two girls stood up, slapped their clothes, cleaned up the sawdust that fell on their bodies, and returned to the dormitory with sore hands and feet.

On the other hand, Ian and Orimura Chifuyu struggled to clean the half-abandoned dojo, at least to store the broken bamboo swords, and repairing the tatami mats is not what two people can do now.

After tidying up the dojo, Ian also went to the dormitory.

I got the key from the dormitory steward. To be honest, God knows what the school was thinking, and gave Ian a room in the middle of the fifth floor.

No, it should be said that it is more normal for Ian to be arranged in the outermost dormitory like 101 on the first floor...

It's most normal to arrange it in the teacher's male dormitory, right?

Taking the elevator to the fifth floor, Ian found his room by staring at the fire evacuation map. Ian closed his eyes and walked to his room only by hearing, took out the key to open the door, entered, closed the door, and opened his eyes in one go.

The girls outside are all dressed coolly, and I always feel that my wife will break my leg if I walk over with my eyes open...

Well, there are double standard rooms, wardrobes, desks, TVs, computers, air conditioners, and refrigerators. The decoration is no worse than that of ordinary five-star hotels.

The full demeanor of a big dog.

Listening to the sound of water in the bathroom, it seems that my roommate...

the sound of water in the bathroom

sound of water in the room

the sound of water

sound of water

sound of water

Voice

Ian suddenly felt a tightness in his chest.

Gan...there are pits everywhere.

"Eh? Are you my roommate? I'm Xiaozhirui, take...Ale?" Xiaozhirui just wanted to push open the sliding door of the bathroom, but Ian pressed the door first to prevent her from opening it. .

"Don't come out first, I'll go out first." Ian turned around and opened the door to go out, surrounded by a group of coolly dressed students who looked like monkeys.

MMP oh...

The brain quantum wave connected to VEDA, and retrieved the real-time monitoring inside the Enterprise.

Sure enough, Linda Misato and the others were laughing all over the floor...

"Hey, look...his eyes seem to be glowing..."

"Really...it's still golden..."

...

Gan... forgot that quantum waves in the brain can make the eyes shine.

Hearing the discussion, Ian cut off the brain quantum wave, and blinked his eyes back to normal blue.

"The blue ones look good too!"

I really appreciate you...

The corner of Ian's mouth twitched, what kind of mood is this, there is still a little happiness in MMP?

"Come in." Xiao Zhizhi finally changed his clothes and opened the door.

"I said...the school dormitory is so tense that there is no more than one room?" Ian just felt tired. The first day of college life was so blood pressure in both ends. There is both special treatment and no special treatment.

Think about the uniform, think about the IS, think about the seat, forget about the dormitory...

"Are you dissatisfied with living in the same dormitory with me?" Although Xiao Zhirui was also a little unhappy about being a roommate with a strange boy. But why did you say it first? Are you unhappy living with a big beauty like yourself?

"Men and women are not allowed to share the same room after the age of seven."

"What year's old almanac are you talking about?"

Oh woman, you said this sentence in the original work.

"Anyway, let's make do with it tonight. I'll go to the school to change dormitories tomorrow." Ian scratched his head.

"All right?" Shinozhiru walked up to Ian and pressed his shoulders with both hands. "Sure enough, you are still dissatisfied! It's really wrong to be a roommate with me!"

"I sleep naked." Ian didn't even bother to lift his eyelids.

"Naked...sleeping naked?" Shinozhiru's face flushed instantly.

Why do you have to repeat it three times... Do you need to emphasize important things three times?

"BAKA! H! Pervert! Unbelievable!"

These words are so familiar... This has a strong visual sense to a certain extent...

It was as if a girl with red hair and red hair accessories pointed to her nose and said to herself a few years ago.

To Asuka in another world, your textbook tsundere has a successor.

(At this moment, Asuka, who was being tutored by her mother, Soryu, Kyoko, and Zeppelin, sneezed loudly in the EVA world. She looked around vigilantly, and Rei Ayanami who was next to her also raised her head and looked at her inexplicably.

"Someone is ruining my reputation!" Asuka vowed. )

"Tianzhu!" Xiao Zhirui took out the wooden knife from the bag, jumped up high, and swung it down forcefully.

Ian came back from the trance, and noticed with sharp eyes that there was a pink lace panty hanging on the knife. By the way, the lady in the nightdress in front of you, you are gone...

For a moment, Ian hesitated for a moment, wondering if he should catch the slash.

"Forget it, it hurts a bit." Ian folded his hands above his head.

Gorgeous just missed the wooden knife.

not angry not angry...

School Comedy School Comedy...

Comfort yourself with super speed.

Tianling Gai was hit with a wooden knife on "Duang".

Fat Ci also slid to the tip of Ian's nose in a particularly timely manner.

Killing is nothing more than nodding your head... don't play with me please...

Ian watched helplessly as Shinozhiru screamed and threw away the wooden knife, and fled to the corner of the wall with Fatty in his arms, huddling into a ball.

And the sound of shutters coming from the door...

Ian closed the door expressionlessly, and glanced at the bathroom from the corner of his eye.

etc……

Turning his head in the direction of the bathroom, he confirmed that he saw the bathroom in his eyes.

What about the toilet?

Why only two sinks, a bathtub and a shower?

Why is there no toilet in such a bathroom of nearly ten square meters?

What the hell design is this?

Is the dormitory designer at this academy a pig?

Did you install such a 1.2-meter-long petty bathtub in the toilet seat on purpose?

Turning around, the bedroom is luxurious and grand, and turning around, there is a small bathtub, only one person can stand in the shower room, two sinks about 60 centimeters deep and one meter wide, and a mirror where you can't see your face when you stand upright ... not revealing a petty look.

Having said that... what if I need to go to the bathroom?

Ian only felt a pain in his chest, didn't he... Isn't it too low-level to cheat people who want to piss and shit?

"Mr. Vasti... what are you looking at?" Shinozhiru put away her underwear and adjusted her posture.

"I was wondering, where is the closest bathroom I can use."

"That... There is a public bathroom on the left and right sides of each floor... No..."

"That's right, can I use it?" Ian sighed. Although it can be resolved smoothly as long as you greet the girls on this floor and give up part of your moral sense.

For example, make a small prop, put it at the gate every time you go to the bathroom, and ask a girl to confirm whether there is anyone in the public bathroom before going in, which can avoid almost all embarrassment.

But I always feel like I'm going to die...

Why do you want to pit me in such a painful place...

Speaking of which, the area of ​​the college is larger than that of ordinary small cities. Wouldn’t it be better to find a place to set up artificial hot springs or large bathhouses for things like bathtubs?

Didn't it mean that many Japanese girls' friendships are formed when they meet and chat honestly in the bath?

It's useless to have such a petty bathtub.

"Um...according to the information on the academy website...the nearest men's toilet is in the laboratory building one and a half kilometers away..." Shinozhiru put herself in the shoes of a man, and panicked because of the pain in Ian's phantom limb. The saying that people have three urgencies is not casual, it is the history of blood and tears of the ancestors... "For Xiaojie... the bathroom should also be able to solve it, I don't mind... that... I can help you out of……"

I said... You have a shy expression with red face and erratic eyes. If you don't know, you may think I did something to you...

"Just tonight, please..." I ran 1,500 meters all the way to the toilet... Let's forget it...

"No trouble no trouble..."

So what's there to be shy about helping out in the toilet... Ian has a question mark on Nick Young's face.

"What time do you usually sleep?"

"Ten o'clock..."

"Then can you stay up until 10:15 tonight? I'll solve my personal problems as soon as possible and come back to take a shower."

"Um……"

I beg you not to use this expression of a little daughter-in-law entering the bridal chamber... What are you thinking, little girl...

Putting Shinoyuki there to keep her shy, Ian pulled away the chair in front of his desk, took out two tablet computers and textbook reference materials from his bag, and continued to deduce the technique of replicating the positron induced beam.

Several years ago, based on the characteristics of GN particles, Ian and Li Fengzi jointly developed an induced beam that can be turned at a bending angle of no more than 90 degrees.

And this kind of beam gun has been widely equipped on ships above large MA and frigates as a supplement to short-range artillery firepower and heavy short-range anti-aircraft firepower.

But the induced positron beam technology here, the early model can swing the positron beam like a whip, and the later model is the kind of inducible energy bomb to the silver gospel.

This involves the generation and stabilization of positron energy bombs, space distortion, and even the rewriting of space coordinates. A lot of obvious formulas are written in textbooks, but no matter how you look at it, it looks like a technological black box. Laughing at Ian's obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"Are you looking at the references in your textbook?"

"Well, there are materials out there, so it will be hard to learn."

"Is this something students can learn?"

"...It's really a deep understanding... Ordinary people really can't learn these things. There is too much knowledge about high mathematics and high objects involved. If you haven't completed seven or eight doctoral studies in high-energy physics, I am afraid that even the first space The mechanism of the compression device is beyond comprehension."

"so you……"

"I am a genius."

"...I don't believe it, your swordsmanship is so good, even if you start learning from birth, it is impossible to take care of so many things."

It's really impossible... Even after decades of accumulation, I still feel dizzy looking at these things...

The ability to complete two-thirds of the technology interpretation in two months is thanks to the Technology Development Department of the Integration Department, which has more than 400 technology development research groups, and the dwarf planet-level super quantum computer in the Pandora galaxy.

"Here, I asked my sister what was going on. Although I didn't understand it, I still basically remembered the answer. Why did you use this number as a constant?" Shinozhiru pointed to the energy constant of a space expansion of the space compression device.

"I don't know." Ian saw the hexadecimal constant, 0x1e2231cf, and replied naturally. "However, neither the square value nor any arbitrary constant amount can achieve the most economical energy consumption of this value. I applied for supercomputing and carried out exhaustive calculations, and this is the optimal solution.

The principle is unknown, it is probably the same as the magical number 0x5f375a86 used in the calculation upgrade of the Frost Engine decades ago, it is a magical choice of nature..."

"It turned out to be a match..." Xiao Zhihong muttered to himself.