An Unscientific Mechanic

Ian was dizzy from the ever-changing overload. Until today, Ian suddenly realized a problem.

Te Niang’s support ma, which has been used for almost 7 years, does not have an escape pod! In other words, Ian never thought that there would be a day when he would need to abandon the plane and escape.

"Ian Sang, your body is about to fail, hurry up and escape!" The 00 Gundam, who was also falling but initially recovering its power, was obviously descending under control.

"……I……"

"……No……"

"……Pack……"

"……escape……"

"……warehouse……!"

Ian tried his best to restart the system, while suppressing the discomfort and replying intermittently.

"There are still 15 kilometers to enter the atmosphere. If you enter the atmosphere and the system is not restarted, you will be finished..."

Ian was overjoyed when he saw an item next to him suddenly turn green.

"What system restarted? The air conditioner... 凎..."

Ian was so angry that he almost pulled out his gun and shot the screen, what time did you play with me on the air conditioner!

The restoration of the air-conditioning system gave Ian a good start, and the second restoration was the inertial control system, and most of the g-force that was pressing on Ian's body disappeared in an instant.

"Huh...it's much easier." Ian just unbuckled his seat belt and was about to go to the power department to check the status of the solar furnace. Suddenly, there was a huge vibration from the machine, and Ian was thrown out. "What's going on? Isn't the battle over?"

"Ian-san ~ we are here to rescue ~"

Louis' voice came from the communicator. Ian returned to the pilot's seat, and sure enough, the posture of the support aircraft had stabilized. With the efforts of several pioneers and gn GM 3, the support aircraft no longer rolled over. After stabilizing the flight attitude of the support aircraft, these airframes flew under the support aircraft and dragged the support aircraft.

The fall rate of the support aircraft decreased rapidly.

At this time, Ptolemy approached the support aircraft from above, opened the lower hangar hatch, fired a traction cable to the support aircraft, and slowly retracted the support aircraft into the hangar.

"I'm saved...Thanks, everyone." Ian got through the communication with Louis and the others.

"We can't just watch the people who saved the orbital elevator die in front of us." The speaker was Lieutenant Colonel Graham, who is currently known as Mr. Bushido.

"Yo long time no see, Graham."

"You too, Ian."

"Let's talk after the chat, let's go to receive the surrender of A-Laws first."

"Afterwards, I invite you to go to Shudu to eat hot pot ~ Yi Ansang ~ Saying 37... How is Sha Ci doing with you?"

"He, he's staying at the base. Our operation this time has a relatively high risk factor, so we didn't let them follow."

"them?"

"Marina is also at the base."

"Marina?"

Hearing that Louis' tone was wrong, Ian finally realized, "What are you thinking, Marina is Setsuna's little girlfriend."

"Ah yes~ Then I will leave Ian-san first~"

After hanging up the communication, Ian slightly calmed down the feeling of almost dead ball. Kicking open the stuck hatch, he saw the faces of two worried women. Seeing that Ian was fine, Huang breathed a sigh of relief but left without saying anything. Linda, on the other hand, turned her worry into a smile after confirming that Ian was not injured. "Honey, it's fine...it's fine..."

Then Linda's face became serious.

"Ian, you are completely arrogant! Don't you install an escape pod for your own body? What kind of international joke are you making! The Iron Man you designed has three escape systems, and you told me that you forgot to give Pretending to be yourself? You are so arrogant that you subconsciously think that you are absolutely impossible to be shot down, so you ignore this. Also, you know how to rush up to block..."

Ian directly brought Linda over to help, "I don't have a choice. Now that I have the opportunity to choose, I will not go to the front line again. After that, I will stay safely in the base."

"You mean you..."

"If there are no accidents, there will be no large-scale battles for a while. But the day when the dialogue comes, I guess we will have to work hard."

"Hmm... what is the conversation..."

"Dialogue is to resist the first wave of attacks before the two sides can communicate with each other... let's not talk about that. Let's go back and rest... I mean, is it still falling down..."

"...It seems to be. How is Setsuna with you?" Linda connected to Setsuna's communication.

"It has reached the surface and merged with Neil and the others. Miss Huang instructed to return to Ptolemy after 00 recovers its performance."

Yi An greeted Setsuna and hung up the communication.

"It seems that this matter can be over, let's go Linda, let's go back to sleep, and start a new project tomorrow. I think the previous quantum leap system can be considered to start research and development. Huh... Although I don't know what will happen in the future What happened, but it’s finally been a while.” Ian drifted towards his room. But was held back by Linda.

"Why..." Ian turned around and saw Linda's eyes glowing. It was a physical glow, and Linda, who was excited, was in the state of a changer. "Do you have an idea for the transition system?! Then why sleep!" Then Ian was dragged to the laboratory by Linda. "What kind of mouth do I have..." This was the last cry of Ian, who was being dragged forward by Linda and his body fluttering in the wind...

"...So far, the Earth Federation Parliament has disintegrated, and the global regime has been completely unified. The Earth Federation has been reorganized into a presidential-parliamentary system, A-Laws has disintegrated, and its culpability..."

Ian typed the code while listening to the morning news. "A-Laws, which was supposed to be destroyed in episode 23, ended in episode 16. Although I got involved, why is the upper echelon of the federation so united? The so-called federal parliament shouldn't fight wits between parties Then each of you will fight wits and bravery with the air, and then breed corruption. You, all of you, unite as one, lead the snake out of the cave, and cut off your wrists. Don't be too decisive. Phew... It's done. The theoretical framework of the quantum leap system. System Let’s run and try.” After coding the code, Ian exhaled in his heart the system that had disappeared for more than ten chapters again.

"This machine understands."

A little confused by the Federation's illogical mode of action, he simply called Makarov, who had always had a high level of ideological consciousness.

"Hey old horse, what are you busy with?"

"Investigating aliens."

"Oh... what?!"

"Don't you wonder why the large fortress ship launched 7 years ago has never appeared on the battlefield?"

"Are you on Jupiter?"

"You also know?"

"What did you research?"

"The quantum wave of the team's brain responds, and the metal substances formed are phagocytic. It is detected that the inside of these things has a structure that is suspected of being a solar furnace..."

"...Immediately retreat from there now. You are welding detonators and light bulbs!"

"So cruel?"

"Do you know how many of these things are there?"

"There have been more than 300 sightings now..."

"It is conservatively estimated that there are a trillion small bodies in Jupiter, more than 10,000 large bodies, and a super-large body the size of the moon."

"..."

"Are there so many alien metal bodies here?"

"Ah, Mr. Wang, you are also here. This number is just a conservative estimate. Moreover, according to the characteristics of these tentatively called creatures, I think their communication method is fusion. If they swallow you, they will know your thoughts. "

"Hmm... It's similar to what we think. This way of communication... is really malicious derived from pure goodwill."

"It should be more than that. If we don't have the means to talk to them and keep attacking them with weapons to prevent their integration, maybe they will think this is our unique way of greeting." o(╯□╰)o

"This is really..." Professor Wang was disgusted by Ian's hypothesis.

"But is it the mission of our celestial beings to talk to them soon? We already have a corresponding plan. We have prepared a way to talk to them and live in harmony. This is ready to wipe them out."

"Total annihilation? This number of opponents? Boy Yi, I never knew you would have a day to brag about."

Yi'an raised his brow cheerfully, "If you don't believe me, you can ask Lao Ma, he probably knows something."

"Oh? You young people still have secrets that I don't know?"

"Ian prepared no less than 10,000 rounds of tactical hydrogen bombs, and hundreds of strategic hydrogen bombs. He also privately produced no less than 200 kilograms of antimatter."

"You don't know how desperate I was when I discovered these things 10 years ago. You have to find some sense of security, right?" Ian was still cheerful, while Professor Wang was almost scared to have a heart attack...

"All right, all right, go safely...then what preparations do you suggest we make?"

"Generally, more battleships and more ms, increase the use ratio of beam weapons, reduce the use ratio of physical weapons, and pile up firepower channels and battery life on combat vehicles. If it doesn't work, restart nuclear weapons. But this kind of It’s over if the physical equipment is copied by the opponent. But you should retreat first. Don’t be the last straw to wake them up.” Ian didn’t have any good advice when facing an opponent who was overwhelmingly suppressed. "By the way, is it because the upper echelons of the Federation are so united because they know about the existence of els?"

"It's roughly like this. After knowing the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations, they were spurred by a deep sense of mission. Everything is for the survival of mankind. This is what you conveyed to them. Sacrificing 3 billion people in exchange for the possibility of coexistence? Those The great people are not so cruel. By the way, els, is it the name given to them by heaven and man?"

"Extraterrestrial active metal variants, or els for short. That's what I call these aliens."

"Hmm... not a bad name, we've used it that way too. As for nuclear weapons, the federal army has prepared no less than yours. It seems that this battle will not be too tragic." After finishing speaking, Professor Wang hung up communication.

"Oh my god... Els won't be completely wiped out this time... Mr. Aiolia, you heard it. Your conversation may not go on."

"A wise judge, this situation is much better than I expected at the time. Now that humans have prepared a big stick, shouldn't our fine wine also speed up the process?"

"Okay, okay...I'm going to brew it now."

"Host, the theoretical test of the transition system has been completed, and there are no major errors. The following are suggested revisions and theoretical reference materials."

"Let me be healthy...hey...there are 7 different means of jumping here? How many good things do you have?"

"The database of this machine will gradually open up as the knowledge of the host increases."

"I'm getting more and more worried about my so-called mission now. And it's the first time I heard that there are hosts who have been with the system for almost 40 years and don't know the main mission."

"Host, you will know soon."

Ian, who felt that he might embark on the road of saving the world, was too lazy to listen to the system's pressure, and settled down to learn the fragments of transition technology from other worlds that the system revealed.

A few days later, Ian thoroughly understood these technologies, and then began to improve the quantum leap technology based on the solar furnace he designed. And after the theoretical model is perfected, start to manufacture the prototype of the jump engine.

The first completed prototype was installed in a newly rolled off-the-line assault container. Faced with what may be the first leap experiment in human history, everyone at the base of the Wall of Sighs went to the viewing platform to watch.

"Li Fengzi, the destination of the first leap experiment is near the moon, please help me observe."

"Okay, the observation systems are in place. The MS for rescue is also on standby."

"Okay, the gn drive starts, the twin drive system starts to resonate, and the startup is complete. The jump system starts."

"The moon side observed the generation of the transition channel."

"Understood, the leap begins."

The unmanned attack container rushed into the jump channel at a high speed, and half a second later, the attack container rushed out from the other side of the channel.

"It takes 0.47 seconds for the straight-line distance to approach 1 million kilometers, can it be considered to be more than 6 times the speed of light... Comrades, we can officially announce that human beings can enter the interstellar era, and our speed will exceed the speed of light!"

There was joy inside the base.

After everyone's cheers subsided a little, Ian continued. "Let's rest today and have a celebration dinner tonight. Linda, let's prepare for the manned experiment."

"Huh? Are you in such a hurry?"

"Time waits for me."

Yi'an boarded the assault container that returned from the jump, "Li Fengzi, I'm leaving."

"Understood, the transition channel has been observed."

Ian pushed the joystick, and the body accelerated into the jump channel.

Li Fengzi, who did not see Ian after a minute, contacted Ian, but did not reply.

"Miss Linda, where is the Ian man? Why can't I contact him?"

Linda's smile froze on her face.

At this time, Ian rushed into a strange space, with a dim sky and a blood-red earth, or the blood-stained earth. There are people or monsters fighting in every corner of the ground.

Ian saw that there was no one fighting on a platform in the distance, but a lot of people were looking at him. Ian simply drove the strike container over and slowly landed on the open space in front of them. Ian rushed out of the container. Look around. I found that the painting styles of these people are different from each other...

For example, a huge demon sits on a seat made of skeletons; a falcon-headed being with wings and limbs that are too slender squats on a stone platform; a kind grandfather sits on the sofa; a The existence of fantasy is now smiling and smiling next to the grandfather's sofa; a huge pigeon is now there, and next to it is a beautiful silver-haired girl with super long hair. The silver-haired beautiful girl is hugged by a three-none red-haired girl. Behind him is a tall man with serious face and wearing golden armor; beside him is a man with a halo on his head, a monk with a golden light behind him, a Taoist priest in Taoist robes, and so on.

Ian looked at the group of people (?) and fell into a daze.

The Four Gods of Chaos, Cthulhu Gods, Christianity, Buddhism and Taoism... Ian also discovered the existence of Rumiko Takahashi's style, clamp style, Hirai face, pirate style, etc. among the surrounding crowd.

The two Chaos Champions walked up to Ian and rang the ribbons.

"Ian Varsity, we haven't seen anyone new for many years." The demon on the throne of skeletons spoke. "With your own wisdom, you can develop the jump engine to prove your talent. You are now qualified to prove your ability, come and join us. The four of us represent your future direction, courage, wisdom, life and feelings. Now you You have the power of God's Chosen for a short time, come and prove yourself, let us see your decision."

Ian looked at the four chaotic gods opposite, fearing Qi Qi, Nurgle and Slaanesh. Think about your own needs.

Seeing Ian's rapid thinking, Tzeentch revealed a satisfied smile and nodded to the people around him.

Then a suit of armor gradually appeared on Ian's body, holding a huge ax tightly in his hand.

"Blood sacrifice to the blood god..." Ian sang in a low voice.

"Skull Offering Skull..." Ian raised his head to look at Khorne, and squatted down.

Old K: "??? What do you want to do?"

"Waaagh!!" Ian jumped up, swung the giant axe, the rocket behind the ax ignited, and Ian flew down, hitting Khorne's chest with the axe.