An Unscientific Mechanic

"It has appeared! A new EVA signal has been detected in the former site of the Third New Tokyo City, NERV Headquarters!" Aoba looked back at Misato who raised her head.

"Understood, our ship is dispatched. It is too dangerous for conventional ships to go to the scene for the third attack. Except for this ship, the whole fleet is waiting at this assembly point." Misato put the cross back in her pocket.

"It's a strange feeling...the noise of thinking is so heavy." Ikari Shinji moved his hands and feet. "The operation is not flexible enough. As a combat machine, it is simply a bad design."

"No way, the original design was for two souls to resonate, but now it is three souls for resonation, there must be noise."

(You fuck me? -by Ian)

(Come on, this is my world. -by Q version Ikari Shinji)

(OK, if you can't beat it, just replace it. -by Ian)

Ian closed his mind, only accepting information and not sending information, and the soul linkage with Ikari Shinji was also cut off.

With less interference, the eyes of Unit 13 became three points brighter.

"Then... let's go." Shinji Ikari looked at Kaoru Nagisa.

"Um."

"Leap back into the water~" Standing on the edge of the central vertical ditch, the No. 13 machine turned its back to the central large vertical ditch, and stretched out its hands beside it. With legs slightly bent, he jumped backwards, did a backflip, and flew headfirst down the central ditch.

"Ding~"

During the descent, the AT positions of the two drivers were synchronized, neutralizing the L barrier seal set by Lilith.

Then……

"Ola!" Machine No. 13 clenched its fist and swung it down violently, piercing through the seal layer.

Then, aircraft No. 13 adjusted its posture, with its legs facing down, and almost without deceleration, it hit the ground with a "boom", in order to super-affect the movement of kneeling on one knee in the landing style.

"...Shinji-kun, do you know that when we drive this EVA, the synchronization rate exceeds 80%?" Nagisa Kaoru hugged his left knee. "It hurts."

"I feel it, I'm sorry." Ikari Shinji also maintained the same movement, hugging his knee a little speechlessly.

After a while, the two resumed normal operations.

"That's Lilith? What is the skull on the ground? Why do you always feel that this scene is full of evil..." Ikari Shinji looked around, and there were a lot of EVA head-sized skulls walking on the ground, but in proportion, Not quite human, but a bit like a gorilla skull. In addition, there are many YAGA vertical take-off and landing attack aircraft, Yak 38, Yak 141, Sea Harrier, V-22, AH64 and many other aircraft wreckages with vertical take-off and landing capabilities. It seems that in order to prevent the third impact, human beings have made a lot of efforts.

In the center of everything is a huge humanoid wreckage thousands of meters long, and an EVA is connected to the front of the wreckage.

It seems to be the appearance of the EVA No. 6 unit.

"What is that thing on the wall?" Ikari Shinji looked away from Lilith's wreckage, looked at the wall carefully, and found that...it was not a wall, but a large amount of red EVA?

"EVA infinity, although it is the product of the failure of evolution in the third impact."

"However, what is the third impact of SEELE's design? Will everyone become an EVA world? EVA's AT position is much stronger than that of humans. The idea of ​​integrating humans into one is simply impossible? Alright, then Nagisa Kaoru-kun, let's begin."

"Um."

The EVA No. 13 unit slowly floated towards the two guns that strung together the EVA No. 6 unit and the remains of Lilith.

As for why you don't say what kind of gun it is.

Because those two guns were like a bad signal, flashing between the Cassius and Longinus.

"...This is very embarrassing." Zhuxun looked at the two flashing guns dumbfounded.

"Wait a minute..." Ikari Shinji closed his eyes, recalling his own experience and the experiences of other Ikari Shinji.

For example, Asuka's cockpit was gnawed, Rei Ayanami was eaten, Rei Ayanami blew herself up, the No. 2 machine was gnawed by mass-produced EVA, Kaoru Nagisa turned around, and Kaoru Nagisa U-turned.

In an instant, the two guns were fixed in the shape of Longinus' gun.

"OK, cute big tits!" Ikari Shinji just smiled and gave a thumbs up, and one of the two guns flashed back to the Cassius gun. Ikari Shinji sighed, suppressed his excitement, and recalled those scenes again.

"Whoosh!"

"Huh?" Unit 13 turned around instantly and waved away the incoming shells.

"You are a new model, right? The same color scheme looks so annoying!" The second machine dropped from the sky with a double-ended spear, and chopped down with one spear.

Four floating units were fired from the back of No. 13 unit, forming an AT position to block No. 2 unit's slashing attack.

After a short stalemate, the No. 2 machine swung its spear violently and pushed itself out.

"Yo, here we come, Asuka."

"Stupid Shinji? Are you the one riding on it?"

"Long time no see, gesture twice?" Unit 13 gestured.

"Oh? Let me see the performance of your new machine."

(Would it be better to replace the No. 13 machine with a blue and white color scheme... -by Ian who was watching the show in the background)

"Go, Funnel!"

"...What is Funnel?" Zhu Kaoru tilted his head.

(...Where did you know this? Hey! -by Ian in the play)

The four funnels...the amount is an independent floating type self-disciplined AT position generator flying out, and two highly compressed AT positions on the head are rubbing positive electron cannons, and the beams are strafing the ground near the No. 2 machine. The other two floating units continuously spread out their hexagonal positions to block the slashing attacks of the No. 2 unit.

"Two-handed!" Asuka knocked aside the floating unit that had launched a stand defense for the seventh time, and avoided the strafing of the positron cannon for the twelfth time.

But Slash still didn't come within one meter of the No. 13 unit's body.

"...Princess, look at what Mr. Gougou has done..." Mary, who was pinning down No. 9 with a sniper rifle in the sky, took a look at the battlefield between No. 2 and No. 13. I just felt like I was forced into a mouthful of dog food.

"Huh?" Machine No. 2 glanced around, but found nothing.

The No. 8 machine sent the pictures taken from above to the No. 2 machine.

I saw... Unit 13 wrote two lines on the ground with a positive electron cannon

L\u0026L

A\u0026S

And the number two machine is now standing in the middle of \u0026.

Then, the middle finger and ring finger of machine No. 13 were bent, and the remaining three fingers were straightened. After doing the L\u0026L gesture, they even tilted their heads to show off their cuteness.

"Idiot Shinji...you are not naive!" It took Asuka three full seconds to realize what Unit 13 had done, her face flushed, and she snapped off the double-ended spear, holding it in her hand as two machetes Li, then jumped high, and slashed down with two knives.

"Ding~" But it was still blocked by the AT position of Unit 13.

After a stalemate for two seconds, the No. 2 unit lost power.

Machine number two stopped instantly, and machine number 13 spread out its AT position and hugged machine number two.

"Cut... out of battery? Girl with eyes at the back door, battery!"

"Battery, throw it away~"

"Asuka is here to watch a show, come and save me later~"

The thirteenth machine sent the second machine to the portable charger in the posture of a princess, and helped the second machine to charge.

Then, he walked to the side of the two guns again.

"It's started." Ikari Shinji put away his hippie smile and put on a serious expression again.

After machine No. 13 felt the command to "draw the gun", the two hidden arms on the chest unfolded, and the four arms grabbed the two Longinus guns respectively and began to draw the guns.