An Unscientific Mechanic

"Cheerer class, C-22120 and C-31106 entered the landing procedure, and the clone army launched a fortified operation to fully investigate the underground NERV facility in Berlin."

"The two-cook ecstasy battle group, began to recover the EVA troops."

"It has been confirmed that the Angel of Terror has invaded Berlin MAGI No. 7, and it is expected to complete the cracking of the firewall in 35 seconds."

"Electronic reconnaissance ship ER-11 reports that global communication control has begun. There is no abnormality at present."

"..."

On the Enterprise, battle reports for the Berlin area were uploaded one after another.

"Accident vs. success..." Ritsuko smoked a cigarette while watching the report that went so incredibly smoothly.

"After all, there are no living people in this area, only automatic machines that are still operating." Ian replied casually, and then turned to look at the Q version of Misato hanging on the communication line. "How does it feel, this is the fighting mode of our Consolidation Department."

"It's unbelievable that such a large-scale army can be found in an instant..."

"After all, in the final analysis, this is just a matter on one planet." Ian smiled. "Although this may be the largest biological extinction event in history in your history, for a pan-galactic organization, this is just a daily routine."

"Your daily life is too exaggerated..."

"Is it an exaggeration? Not at all, it's just that the pure scope has reached that point. This kind of thing happens all the time, but you haven't seen it.

In an era when the population of the earth is normal, such as the year 2000 on your side, the global population is 5 billion, is it a big deal to die one person? Yes, for his children, it could be the end of the world.

But on a global scale, two people die every second. But every second, five people are born into this world. This law is also the same in the universe. Every second new planets are born, and every second new ones explode. "

"So you become numb after seeing too much?"

"No, so we will develop desperately and pull out those unlucky people before the end of the world."

"Like us?"

"Like you guys."

"This rule sounds very Asahi."

"No, just pure desire. I don't want to see tragedy, that's all."

"Yeah……"

"The base is searched, it's not here. They were here once, but they're not here now."

"Where can I go... Forget it, let Ayanami Rei's troops enter, Asuka's troops move in, completely suppress all NERV bases, contact Ikari Gendo, let him drive Black Moon to the edge of Antarctica, Captain Katsuragi , please prepare to use AAA WUNDER's axis and the black moon as materials to make a human gun comparable to the Longinus gun." Ian read the report sent back by the horror angel.

"Using WUNDER's central axis?" Misato Q version was taken aback.

"To quote your own words, don't expect miracles bestowed by gods, but use human will and hands to create miracles that belong to humans." Ian said with a smile.

"My words?" The Q version of Misato crossed her chest and recalled, she never said it.

"The time was probably told to the three pilots when they were meeting the eighth apostle, the big guy who fell from the sky."

"As for the eighth apostle, it's been a long time since I've been right... Then, it should be said that it was the right time for me to be most heroic."

"It's also the time when I feel most like my auntie, and I still want to drive my big car."

"ha?"

"Coveted my body."

"Hey! Who do you think is the tender grass! Who is the big cart!" As soon as she entered the bridge, Misato heard Ian blackmailing herself. "A grandpa in his seventies with a 14-year-old body!"

"That sentence was said to me." The Q version of Ritsuko said leisurely. "At that time, I was accusing Misato of only caring about personal hatred and disregarding the main purpose."

"It seems that the development of each world is still different." Ian spread his hands.

"Yeah, like the other me who wanted to drive a big car but was run over in the face by the wheels of your old train?"

"Hello!"

"Theoretical analysis is done, it is possible in principle." Ritsuko Q version suddenly said.

"As expected of you, you finished it so quickly."

"It's not that I did it quickly, but this WUNDER itself has prefabricated this function, and the source of the data is the first machine." In fact, Ritsuko was a little frustrated.

"Eh?" Misato, Ian and others in the Q version were stunned for a moment. "That is to say..."

"That is to say, things including the awakening of the first unit, the construction of WUNDER, and the use of the first unit as the main engine are all in Ikari's plan. Even Commander Ikari took this path, I am afraid Ikari also expected it .” Ritsuko looked at her hands. "Is this the so-called genius? In her eyes, is it possible that we are like puppets?"

"It's not as exaggerated as you said~ It's just that I did some backhands at the more critical nodes. If you praise me like that, I will be embarrassed." A short-haired woman suddenly appeared behind the Q version of Ritsuko.

"Hey!" The Q version of Ritsuko and the Q version of Misato turned their heads to look at Yui Ikari at the same time. "Li? No... it's Ms. Yui Ikari, right?"

"That's right." Ikari smiled slightly. "Although I'm thinking about my other approach recently."

"The other me... you mean, what Ling Bowei did over there?"

"That's right, I did this to keep Shinji alive in the horrible future, not for his father to use him. Do I really know nothing in the first machine?

My strength as a mother is only based on the premise that if I am not strong, Shinji will definitely die. There is no unavoidable disaster, and who is willing to sacrifice. Ling Bowei's life is simply heaven to me..."

"Heaven?"

"A researcher's paradise, in addition to the tasks assigned by the organization, everyone in the organization takes what they need and does what they can. Research funding is unlimited!"

"...I really want to go." The Q version of Ritsuko almost drools at the thought of unlimited research funding.

"However... one of the few things I didn't count on was the appearance of Rei Ayanami. Really, it scared me to death. Fortunately, that old bastard in Gentang doesn't know how to take care of others. If Rei Ayanami is as cheerful as she is, I'm afraid both of them will have children before the tenth apostle calls..."

"Hehehehehehe..." Until Ayanami Rei is the clone of Yui Ikari, the Q version of Ritsuko and the Q version of Misato laughed awkwardly, and the picture was so beautiful when I remembered it.

"Hey, but, what should Rei and Shinji-kun's child be called Shinji?" Misato (Communications Department) suddenly put his index finger on his chin and looked up at the ceiling, thinking seriously. "Rei's body is a clone of Ikari Shinji's mother, but her soul is Lilith, the mother of all mankind."

"..." The rest of the people fell silent for a moment and then became noisy. "Stop it! Morality! Your morality is gone!"

————— Today’s Small Theater —————

In the seventh year after the three strikes, a group of survivors who set up a camp around Washington, DC, in the winter burned books in the library and set off a fire to keep warm. One survivor was bored and picked up a book that had been torn. The broken book was read.

When he turned to a certain page, he was surprised to find that in the book, in Albert County, Georgia, USA, there was a stone tablet engraved with a guide to rebuilding the world.

The survivors were very happy, but also very desperate, because the second half of the book that recorded what was written on the stele had been burned...

A group of daring and aspiring survivors discussed it and decided to go there desperately to save the world with the contents of that stone tablet.

Because that's how it's done in the movies.

They finally selected 50 people from the village. The departure of these 50 people will not break the fragile working relationship in the village, but can also maintain the existing living conditions.

These fifty people walked for a whole year, encountered countless difficulties and obstacles in the middle, sacrificed forty-two people, and finally reached the stone tablet.

Then, the last eight people looked at the stele, shouted the most vicious curses they knew, and vomited blood to death.

I saw engraved on the stone tablet:

1. Keep the number of human beings below 500 million and coexist with nature forever.

2. Wisely guide fertility, enhance health and change.

3. To unite humanity with a living new language.

4. Use calm reason to control passion, belief, tradition and all things.

5. Use fair laws and courts to protect the people and the country.

6. Let all countries self-govern and resolve external disputes in the world court.

7. Abolish trivial laws and useless officials.

8. Balance private rights with obligations to society.

9. Cherish truth, beauty and love, and seek harmony with the universe.

10. Don't be a cancer on the earth, leave some leeway for nature, leave some leeway for nature.

On the top of the stele, four ancient characters are used to write characters that no one can understand. (The content reads: "Let this be a guiding stone for an age of reason.")

Why don't you spend a hundred thousand dollars...