Ancestor, Watch Over Me

A line of words appeared in the void.

"The ancestor was just a little bloated..."

This is the answer of the ancestors, very vague and difficult to understand.

But combined with the context, everyone immediately understood, and then in an uproar, the awe of the ancestor once again rose to a height.

Liu Dahai's mouth grew wide, and he said blankly: "My stomach is full, isn't it just to fart?"

"The ancestor meant that when the enemy assassinated him, he happened to have a stomach bulge, and then a stubborn enemy exploded in place, does that mean?!"

Liu Tao nodded and said, "Yes, that's what the old ancestor meant. It's just that his old man is more educated and qualified, and he is ashamed to say the word fart, so he told us vaguely that his old man was just a little bloated. !"

Liu Dahai said with emotion: "Hey, the ancestor is worthy of being an ancestor, strong, handsome, and humorous!"

Liu Liuhai glared at Liu Dahai when he heard it, feeling that Liu Dahai had said everything he wanted to say.

On the square, Liu Nianzu, Liu Jingzu, and Blood River Great sighed.

"Unexpectedly, when the ancestors were young, they were like this!"

"I feel that our ancestor is the most intimate and kind among all the ancestral realms!"

"It's not important to be close to the people, but to protect the shortcomings! Hehehe..."

...

At this time, Liu Tao said loudly: "Everyone is quiet, we are now reviewing this test according to the ancestor's prompts to see if anyone has answered it correctly... Well... Although the current answer to this question is somewhat unexpected, the score is I still have to fight!"

Speaking of this, Liu Tao himself was embarrassed.

Because this question was written by him, the answer was not even thought of by the person who asked it. It was a bit embarrassing, standing in the air, sweating on his back.

"Come on, based on this answer, let's approve the paper on the spot and score!"

"This question has a full score of 20 points. Liu Xiaotao answered correctly the characteristics of the three muscles, and the analysis later gave him 10 points!"

"Liu Qiqi, also got 10 points for the characteristics of the muscle three realms!"

"Liu Dongdong... 10 points... Duan Longhao, the characteristics of the muscle three realms are all wrong, 0 points!... Kang Yuan, hey, Kang Yuan is good, the characteristics of the muscle three realms are well written, 10 points!..."

Liu Tao hovered in the void, waving his pointer one by one to score. On the square below, the tribesmen watched with relish.

At this time, Liu Tao suddenly screamed "Ah" and said, "This person can get full marks!"

Everyone was curious and surprised, and hurriedly looked at it, and saw that on an examination paper, someone answered like this:

"The ancestor is so awesome, do you still need to rebound with the gluteal muscles to kill? I think the ancestor must have fart and killed the enemy!"

After reading this answer, everyone took a breath.

Gosh! Who is this person, deliberately, or deliberately, actually answered this question correctly!

Everyone hurriedly looked at the signature name of the test paper: Fatian Zhimei, Liu Muyun!

"Ah! It turned out to be Big Brother Liu Muyun, he is notoriously strong with gluteal muscles!"

"When the twelve branches recognized their ancestors and returned to their ancestors, the gluteal muscles represented us in the finals. Do you remember?"

"Of course I remember, hahaha, I didn't expect this question, Big Brother Liu Muyun, who was cut by our gluteal muscles, got a perfect score!"

On the square, everyone was talking about it, and the Fatian branch was excited and cheered. The patriarch Liu Dayuan and the fat and thin elder of the Fatian branch were excitedly pulling their beards and laughing.

On the battle stage, Liu Muyun's face was indifferent, as if he had expected it, his calm and relaxed appearance surprised Liu Tao, so he asked: "Liu Muyun, did you fool this question, or did you make it yourself? "

Everyone looked at Liu Muyun.

Liu Muyun smiled and said, "For more than ten years, I have specialized in the gluteal muscles, so I know the secrets of the gluteal muscles!"

"Oh, what's the secret of the gluteal muscles?" Liu Tao asked with a smile.

Liu Muyun sorted out his thoughts and said, "The gluteal muscle is different from other muscles. This part of the muscles is tempered to the extreme and can drive the internal organs, especially the gastrointestinal peristalsis. In short, it can control the flatulence in the abdomen."

Having said that, he smiled and said: "In short, you can control gastrointestinal movement through the gluteal muscles, and then decide whether to fart!"

"Take an example!"

"I am at the pinnacle of the Flying Heaven Realm. If someone attacks me from behind, and the cultivation base is no more than the moving mountain realm, the distance is ten feet or so, I don't need to turn around, I just need to fart to destroy this enemy!"

As soon as these words fell, the audience was silent!

Then, countless people were in an uproar.

Because of the clans present, many of them were unable to reach the moving mountain realm. That is to say, Liu Muyun didn't need to draw a sword to kill them, let alone draw a sword, just a fart to solve them!

Liu Tao was also dumbfounded. He had already cultivated to the point where the muscles of his body had changed, but he was still lacking in the carving of individual muscles.

Obviously, Liu Muyun's gluteal major muscle training has been superb and reached another level.

The ancestors didn't say anything about this realm, but Liu Tao believed that there must be other realms after the muscle third realm.

After a long time, Liu Tao sighed and said with a smile: "It is not accidental that Liu Muyun can answer this question, but he really has this ability. Come on, let's scream for him!"

Happiness!

There was thunderous applause, especially the clansmen who cut the sky branch, all excited and proud, the palms were red, and the applause was the most intense.

In the next test papers, everyone answered almost the same, all with 10 points.

Void, Liu Tao cleared his throat, raised his pointer, and said: "Now, let's look at the second question!"

The people of the tribe were shocked.

"Second question: The path of the ancestors"

"topic:

"The Ancestor's Biography" records that once an ancestor went out on a wasteland, there was no road in the wasteland, thorns paved with thorns, and the wilds were vast. Facing this scene, the ancestor said a word.

"Question: What words did the ancestors say back then? And analyze the deep meaning of this passage! (20 points

After reading the topic, there was a heated discussion among the people on the square.

Liu Tao didn't always go around the corners, and said directly: "It seems that everyone already knows the answer to this question~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Yes! This question is very simple, and it is in the spiritual culture of our ancestors of the Liu family. There is writing on the promenade!"

"Come on, everyone tell me in unison, what is the saying that the ancestor said back then?"

On the square, all the clansmen shouted back in unison: "There is no way on the ground. If there are more people walking, it will become a way!"

Liu Tao smiled comfortedly.

At the same time, in the ancient bronze coffin, the old ancestor also smiled with satisfaction.

"My children and grandchildren are all good children!"

"What the ancestors said, more than a thousand years have passed, I still remember so clearly!"

...

This question was answered by all the people who participated in the contest, and the answers were accurate. They analyzed that they must have the courage to go out of their own way, so they got full marks.

Except for the two, that is Duan Longhao and Kang Yuan!

On Duan Longhao's test paper, this is how he answered: Hold the grass! I'm lost again!

On Kang Yuan's test paper, he answered like this: fainted, the map is fake, unscrupulous profiteers, I can't kill you when I come back!

The tribe below saw their answers and laughed.

The heads of the twelve branches and high-level officials also smiled one by one, finding a sense of balance in their hearts.

You can’t always be squeezed by the main pulse. It’s cool to watch the jokes of the main pulse occasionally!

The faces of Liu Tao and others were very dark, and it felt ashamed to let these two goods participate in the family competition.

Kang Yuan and Duan Longhao blushed, bowing their heads not to look at people.

Kang Yuan’s daughter-in-law Liu Qianxue glared at Kang Yuan, and said through the voice transmission: "Tonight, kneel outside the yard! No entry allowed!"

Duan Longhao's daughter-in-law Liu Ahua looked at Duan Longhao, and did not speak for a long time. Duan Longhao swallowed his saliva and said, "Daughter-in-law, I will kneel and washboard tonight, please forgive me!"

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