Looking up at the members in the room, Hinata casually dropped a depth charge: "Kiss scene."
"..."
"..."
The whole atmosphere, and the interior, froze with a strange silence, and then...
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~!!!"
Undoubtedly, the exclamation sounded almost toppled the roof of the entire Uchiha mansion, not to mention the birds on the trees on both sides of the street were frightened and flew away from here as if their feathers were blown.
"The kiss scene, um~ the most straightforward and sincere part of the character's emotions, I personally think that it is very good as a successor to the second act."
Now the only one who can maintain his composure is Shino, and even the other party is still in the mood to continue the analysis. On the other side, Shikamaru stared calmly and helplessly: "Hey, hey, you're not mistaken, right? It's good that the male lead is Sasuke, but the female lead is Naruto~!"
"Ah~ I know, the heroine that Naruto turns into is also a woman, readers will accept it."
"The focus of your concern is complete! Did you make a mistake?! So you are a natural fool? Σ(っ °Д °;)っ"
Shikamaru's eyeballs popped out of shock, only then did he discover Shino's hidden attributes, no wonder this man in sunglasses is always out of gregariousness.
And Choji, who was also so shocked that the potato chips fell to the floor, also exclaimed: "That's right! Even if Naruto becomes the heroine in the play, it's still Naruto~ If it's a kiss scene, then Doesn’t it mean that Sasuke and Naruto should KISS together?_(?1?9Д?1?9)?1?7”
"Yah~ Stop talking! Sasuke-kun is throwing up!! Is it okay?! o(≧mouth≦)o"
"Naruto vomited too! Ah! How disgusting! ヽ(*.\u003eД
Stand-in candidates
Amidst the sour smell of vomit, the frowning Hinata held his forehead slightly.
"I thought you guys were used to it, and it's just a kiss scene, it's not like I want you to go to bed."
Hinata hadn't finished speaking when she heard Sasuke coughing violently. The poor second young master had eaten something this morning, and now he had started to vomit bile.
"Don't talk about Hinata~~ Sasuke-kun will vomit to death!"
Sakura, whose face was pale with fright, hastily opened her mouth to make Hinata temporarily silent, while Choji, who was patting Naruto on the back, also said with a wry smile: "That's right, Naruto seems to be dying soon..."
"I'm not wrong, they should be used to it long ago, right?"
The impatient Hinata muttered dissatisfiedly, while Ino hurriedly covered the girl's mouth with his hands, "I beg you, Hinata, shut up for now~"
Finally, after about five minutes, Sakura and Ino cleaned up the vomit in the room, and the meeting continued.
But the current situation is quite bad, Sasuke and Naruto are both pale-faced, each holding their corpses on the cushions, and from time to time, their throats can be seen twitching, obviously due to excessive vomiting and body fatigue.
"...Sure enough... No matter how you say, let Naruto and Sasuke have a kissing scene..."
Before Shikamaru finished speaking, he heard Sasuke and Naruto retching in an incomparable tacit understanding, while Ino next to him roared angrily: "Give me careful consideration of your adjectives!"
"Okay ok... All in all, it's impossible..."
Shaking his hands with a headache to express his surrender, Shikamaru looked at Hinata helplessly: "You saw it too, that's the situation."
"However, if the script is revised, regardless of the impact on the plot, readers who are looking forward to the third edition will be disappointed, right?"
Fortunately, among the one-sided crowd, Zhi Nao still spoke quite firmly: "Besides, according to the direction of the script, even if this..."
When he said this, he paused for a while, Shino pushed his sunglasses, and then looked at Sasuke and Naruto in the dead bodies, it was obvious that he had considered his vocabulary before continuing.
"...Well, following my last sentence, even if the current 'mouthparts contact scene' is deleted, there will always be 'mouthparts contact scenes' or even... 'indoor action scenes' in the future, After all, this is a romantic drama, these are essential."
"You really bothered to replace the kissing scene with a 'mouthparts touching scene'."
Hinata raised her chin, her eyebrows twitched, the white-eyed girl sat up impatiently, and her tone suddenly became severe: "What do you think of our career?! Children's play house? Let me do it." Let me tell you again, we are now an organization, and we are also the most promising and potential independent crew in the Land of Fire!!"
"Have you ever counted it? The reward given to each of you after you hand in the episode every time, one hundred thousand taels of Fireland coins, this is the highest level reward for a C-level mission! And you don't have to hand it in to the village, and you don't have to Share it equally with other teammates! That is to say."
Glancing coldly at Sakura and the rest in the room, Hinata's white eyes narrowed slightly: "When you haven't graduated from ninjutsu school, you have already enjoyed the ability of elite ninjutsu to risk their lives. Possible remuneration! And now, you guys actually suggest that I modify the crucial script for some trivial excuses?!"
Slapping his palm on the tatami beside him, Hinata's tone became extremely contemptuous: "Answer me, after you become ninjas, do you still have to pick and choose the tasks assigned to you?!"
These words left everyone in the room speechless. Even Sasuke and Naruto gritted their teeth and sat up again. Although Hinata's words were cold, they were quite correct. Money is not so good. Earned, and enjoy high returns, they have no reason to complain.
"Well~~ Master Hinata, don't be angry, after all, you are indeed still in the student stage, some tolerance and flexibility are still needed."
In this atmosphere, Kakashi, as the only adult here, naturally smiled and smoothed things over. Although in fact, Kakashi quite agrees with Hinata's words.
The one-hundred-thousand-twice remuneration for an episode is definitely a good job that can make countless ninjas jealous. You don't have to risk your life to kill the enemy, and you don't have to think about whether to leave a suicide note before each mission. fragment.
The actual work time does not even exceed a few hours each time, and after the remuneration for the episodes comes down, everyone can share the money and then go to eat, drink and have fun. Even Kakashi feels envious of this kind of life.
Moreover, as a member of the current guest cast, Kakashi does not have to hand over the salary he gets from here to the village, that is to say, the one hundred thousand taels he gets every time the money is distributed is completely personal legal extra money, As Mar already half-jokingly expressed her envy for Kakashi's job.
Therefore, both public and private, Kakashi needs to take the initiative to undertake the task of mediator.
"I personally think~~kissing scenes are still necessary, but~it doesn't have to be done by Sasuke and Naruto."
Looking at the group of children in front of him with a smile, Kakashi stretched out his hand and scratched his forehead, and then said mysteriously: "In the crew, 'stand-in' actors are allowed, right?"
This sentence made everyone look at each other in blank dismay, yes! In this world where the 'transformation technique' is common to five-year-olds, how can you still worry about the unqualified candidates? ! This is really riding a donkey to find a donkey. It’s not fun to ask for it, isn’t it? !
"It's great!! That is to say! Let Naruto go aside! Then another cute girl will play the heroine, and the problem can be solved perfectly! If it's a real girl, Sasuke-kun will definitely be able to accept it Bar?!"
Excitedly knocking on his fist, Ino's cheeks also blushed suspiciously, and the tone of his voice was filled with a greedy sense of ulterior motives: "That~~ Hinata, you What do you think of me? I played the role of a drama princess in school before! I can definitely be the heroine!"
"Don't even think about it! Don't think I don't know what your idea is!"
Before Hinata could open her mouth, Sakura on one side resolutely entered the aeration state, and there seemed to be a raging flame burning behind her, like a pink-haired girl who had transformed into a Super Saiyan and roared at her rival: "I want to be a girl!" I will also be the protagonist!! Sasuke-kun's first kiss was mine!"
"Brown forehead!! I will not give up this great opportunity to you! The opportunity to capture Sasuke-kun while filming belongs to me!"
Seeing the two girls hugging each other and starting to tear each other, the dark-faced Hinata looked at Kakashi: "This is, your good idea?!"
"This...uh~~ we can still think about the candidate... can't we?"
Kakashi, who was covered in cold sweat, looked helplessly at Sakura and Ino who were tearing each other's hair and mouth corners. Obviously, he also knew that his proposal seemed to make things worse.
"Really~ I'm so troublesome. If we want to talk about a substitute, only one of us is the most suitable person, right?"
Boring his lips in boredom, Shikamaru glanced sideways at Shino beside him: "What do you think?"
"Ah~ Indeed. Originally, either Sakura or Ino would be fine, but now...well~ they seem to be unable to get away for the time being. Besides Naruto, the only ones left for us are Shikamaru and Ding This time, Mr. Photographer, and I, both men, may not be able to be the object of the kissing scene, so there is only one suitable object left..."
Raising his head, Shino's sunglasses shone slightly, and the boy raised his right index finger, pointing to Hinata who was sitting at the top: "That's you, Hinata."
"well?!!"
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