Anime: The God of the Snow Underworld Family
Chapter 30
Dong~Dong~Dong~
As the school bell rang, students rushed out of the school gate like a tide, their faces filled with anticipation and excitement. This is not just a scene of daily school dismissal, but also a sign of the arrival of a golden time - Golden Week!
Golden Week, this exciting name, seems to carry endless joy and expectation. It is like a magical period, gently falling from the end of April and lasting until the dawn of early May.
And the most exciting thing is that these four adjacent holidays are so close to each other, and coupled with the clever combination with the weekend, it seems that God has specially arranged a long holiday. This is Japan's Golden Week, a dream vacation that makes people fascinated.
…
As the night fell, the afterglow of dinner filled the house of Yukinoshita.
On the TV screen in the living room, the plot of the TV series is gripping.
At this time, Kitagawa, as usual, turned into a well-behaved cat and perched on Yukinoshita's soft and warm thighs.
"Yukino." Kitagawa called softly.
"Hmm?" Yukinoshita looked down at the cute cat curled up on her thighs, with a look of pampering and confusion in her eyes.
"I have a question for you, I am a little troubled." Kitagawa frowned slightly, as if he had really encountered some problems.
"Go ahead." Yukinoshita gently stroked the cat's fur and waited patiently.
"That is to say, I went to that person's body without the consent of the person concerned, so do I have to take responsibility for that person?"
"Mr. Kitagawa, have you finally exposed your true nature?" Yukinoshita suddenly stopped her movements, with a hint of anger and disappointment in her tone, "You are such a scumbag..."
The atmosphere became tense in an instant, and the cat Kitagawa was placed on the glass guest table next to the sofa by Yukinoshita. She looked at Kitagawa seriously, her bright eyes full of blame and confusion.
"Mr. Kitagawa..." Asukai, who was sitting next to him, was also startled.
Before Yukinoshita continued to ask, Kitagawa took the initiative to give an answer:
"Well, judging from Yukino's reaction, I do have to take responsibility for him."
"He?" ×2 (he and she are pronounced differently in Japanese)
Yukinoshita and Asukai asked in unison, both of them were confused.
"Why is it him?" Yukinoshita asked puzzledly, her brows furrowed, trying to understand Kitagawa's strange logic.
"Yeah, didn't I have sex with Hikigaya at noon? He said that if I had sex with him, I would have to take responsibility for him." Kitagawa explained.
"Huh... this guy!" Hearing this explanation, Yukinoshita rolled her eyes, she breathed a sigh of relief, but then became annoyed again.
The slightly rough tone and behavior just now due to misunderstanding made her feel guilty and guilty at the moment.
"You don't have to be responsible for Hikigaya for this kind of thing!" Yukinoshita said firmly.
"Oh, I understand!" Kitagawa the cat stretched out his paw and saluted in a funny way, as if responding to Yukinoshita's order.
"And stay away from Hikigaya in the future." Yukinoshita added.
"Ah, why? Hikigaya is as kind as you, Yukino. I like to interact with you. Hikigaya greets me on the phone every night." Kitagawa the cat blinked his big eyes in confusion, trying to find the answer.
"Very good... I seriously suspect that Hikigaya has bad thoughts about you. He will eat you when you are not prepared. In short, stay away from Hikigaya." Yukinoshita's tone revealed seriousness.
"Don't worry, Yukino, eat me? God is very powerful." Kitagawa answered confidently.
"Hey... watch TV." Yukinoshita sighed and reached out to pick up the cat sitting on the glass guest table.
She sat back on the sofa with the cat in her arms.
Seeing this, Asukai on the side said softly: "Master Kitagawa doesn't seem to understand what you mean."
"Yeah..." Yukinoshita thought for a moment, and then asked Kitagawa tentatively.
"Kitagawa, do you know... do you know how humans reproduce newborn babies?" Yukinoshita paused, but still asked this somewhat embarrassing topic.
Kitagawa the cat glanced at Yukinoshita with disdain, as if looking at a fool, and replied lightly: "Huh? Yukino, don't you know this? Of course, two people fall in love, get married, and then have children."
However, Yukinoshita did not back down, she continued to ask: "Then why do they have children?" This question was like a stone thrown into a calm lake, stirring up layers of ripples.
Kitagawa seemed to be caught off guard by this question, and it paused for a moment before deliberatelyZuo calmly replied: "Do you even need to ask? It just came naturally. It's just like the laws of nature, it's an inevitable result." Although her tone was still full of confidence, Yukinoshita could hear a hint of uncertainty in it.
"Okay, I understand." Yukinoshita laughed, and her smile was so bright that it seemed that all the doubts disappeared at this moment.
She understood now.
She understood Kitagawa's ignorance.
This god seems to be a little naive.
"You understand! This is the true words of the god, you must regard it as the truth, and you must mark it for the exam." Kitagawa the cat raised his head proudly.
"I understand, I understand." Yukinoshita nodded repeatedly, and she stroked the cat's fur gently.
Like a casual suggestion, Yukinoshita suddenly said:
"By the way, Kitagawa, it's best not to use the spirit possession unless there are special circumstances, otherwise some people will blame you and ask you to take responsibility, which feels troublesome."
"Well, it's true. It's troublesome if you are blamed. Then I won't use it." Kitagawa agreed.
"And if you want to possess, it's best not to possess a woman, a man... No! Men are not allowed either!" Yukinoshita muttered.
Just then, the mobile phone on the table vibrated.
It was Kitagawa's phone.
So the cat stretched out a chubby paw and took the phone directly.
"Well, it's a message from Hikigaya." Kitagawa checked the text message.
When Yukinoshita heard that it was Hikigaya, she also came over curiously.
Because Kitagawa the cat was sitting on her lap at this time, her eyes naturally fell on the screen.
[Hikigaya]: Good evening, Kitagawa. Um... Are you free during the Golden Week? How about we get together... and I want to know the real world, can it satisfy me? God! ٩(๑ᵒ̴̶̷͈᷄ᗨᵒ̴̶̷͈᷅)و
Hikigaya used facial expressions. He couldn't understand these pictograms before, but under the influence of Kitagawa and Yuigahama, he also started to use them.
Hikigaya looked at the text message he sent out and felt a little nervous. This was the first time he took the initiative to ask someone out, and it was the God in his mind, not to mention that this God was very suitable for his appetite.
Beside him was the God Realm diary he wrote in his second year of middle school, which he took out specially today to review and read.
The phone vibrated, it was Kitagawa's reply!
[Kitagawa]: Kitagawa is not free. And Hikigaya, please stay away from Kitagawa in the future, and don't say anything ambiguous to him that may be misunderstood. That's it, goodbye.
Hikigaya looked at the phone screen and fell silent. He couldn't believe his eyes.
No way! Why did you appear on the phone of the little angel Kitagawa, Yukinoshita!
So scary...
Sure enough, are you two living together?
And, sir, I am innocent!
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