Anomaly Of Warcraft

"Warriors, please come with me."

Five brave men who did not know each other followed the unknown and majestic voice across the boundary of time and dimension, and came to... a dwarf?

"No time to explain, get in the car!"

Chromie said while driving a large machine full of steampunk style.

"Sorry, I seem to have gone to the wrong room, can you send me back?"

"Huh? Didn't you say that the good dragon-slaying sword is just clicked to give it away? Why the bronze dragon is also a lie!"

"Are you stupid? The Dragon Clan will send you the Dragon Slaying Knife, cut it."

"Looking at him, you know it's stupid, you are so blind."

"..."

Well, it seems that the brave men are all problem children.

"There is really no time to explain. Get in the car first and explain to you while walking."

Chromie kept smiling.

"Well, it's suspicious. I have saved the world more than ten times. I haven't seen you."

"In other words, are the time guardians going bankrupt in order to reward the warriors? They actually hire child labor?"

"You are really stupid, how old is the dwarf, maybe you are already an old woman."

"It seems that you and him are the same, stupid and blind. The dwarf can tell the age by appearance."

"…………."

"Do you need me to send a newsletter to the headquarters to send you back? Although time is tight, there is still time for a change of brave men."

Chromie still kept smiling, but the rhythm of stepping on the accelerator betrayed her mood.

In fact, the official staff of the Bronze Dragon Army has never been fully staffed, and the Battle of Quicksand that year lost a lot of business backbones. However, maintaining the stability of the time flow is a work that cannot find excuses. What should I do?

Since then, countless Azeroth braves from the past, future, and parallel worlds have almost heard the saying that the destruction of any time stream will inevitably lead to the end of the world.

Just kidding, in the heroic world of Azeroth, you haven't saved the world more than ten or twenty times. Are you embarrassed to brag about it?

Ahem, since the heroes have signed a non-disclosure agreement before they start to act, you really can't force it.

So you think your aunt, Tenten knitting a sweater next door, is a fat man? Maybe it is the savior of LV.5.

So why do you think the uncle next door who always calls your daddy brother and brother always gives you lollipops? His surname is Wang!

Although Chromie has been out of the grassroots position of Time Sand Scale for a long time, the things he learned during the business training that year have not been returned to the Instructor.

The first article of the code of work-this world is not owned by our family of bronze dragons, love to save, do not save.

When Chromie implemented the six-character spirit, the five warriors stunned and got into the car obediently.

"It's not the first time you have saved the world, so I won't be wordy anymore. I will briefly explain the specific situation."

Chromie explained while racing.

"The present time is the eve of the wedding of King Alterac and Princess Lordaeron. The mysterious enemy tried to destroy the wedding by assassination, which hindered the Alliance's plan to attack the tribe. We must stop them."

As Chromie said, the brave men were blowing water to each other.

"Hey? The muscular Carlos Barov? How can he use us to save him? In my time, this guy in card games had a figure of 288, and he charged with death words, just like cheating. Well. Master, please stop, I want to go home."

"Huh? King Alterac? Princess Lordaeron! Uh, in my world, Gilneas is the leader of the alliance."

"It doesn't matter what Alterac King is, you can just talk about where to kill how many monsters and what to find. It's best to explain the BOSS skills."

"This time the reward is not great. The last time you invited me to the War of the Ancients, the inflatable version of the Wind Chaser's sword broke within two days."

"..."

"Hey, the Chinese character face, you don't talk all the way, dumb?"

"Idiot, other people are doing a good job if they cut their figure, so who is bragging about it with you."

"You are really stupid. Others obviously ignore you, and keep screaming stupid stupid stupid things, and don't have any eyesight."

"There is strength, it is like this. I have saved the world fourteen times, and you have only a few times."

"Haha, not as much as you, Hyjal Shanganak, Icecrown Citadel has sang songs, I am not dead at the Gate of Scourge, I am okay in the battle of the quicksand, I walk across the land of the fire source, and call him the big cousin."

"Blow, you can blow hard."

Chromie's eyes jumped, wondering if he had done something wrong.

"Hey, look at that little dwarf, how did she step on the gas pedal?"

"Probably in the form of a shock wave."

"Huh? I thought she added a stick to her shoes."

"Stupid, it means this car is an integrated steering wheel."

"..."

Although noisy all the way, Chromie sent the professional saviors to their destination.

"Come, come, time beacon, you will use it, five per person, you can trade with each other, the effect will not die once."

Chromie said after sending the goods.

"See the warehouse in front. This is the first mission node. The action team of the mysterious forces hides in it and kills them.

Then, according to the guidance, before dawn, I felt Guy Gathering outside the fortress in the heart of Lake Erdalon. Heroes of Azeroth, the future of Azeroth depends on you. "

After that, Chromie ran away without waiting for the Warriors to ask questions.

Then the scene was very embarrassing.

"Okay, don't pretend, it's not the first time everyone has done this kind of mission. Judging from the appearance of the dwarf guide, it should be the legendary Dragon hatred and annoying Chromie. Working for the Time Legion, appearance All of them are fake, and even gender is disguised. I have no interest in telling you who I am, and I don’t want to know who you are. You can simply talk about race and occupation."

The face of Guozi who had not spoken finally spoke, and it felt very reliable when he spoke.

"Let me say it myself, I am a half-elf paladin, specializing in sword and shield."

"Well, the task released by Chromie is not easy. I am a human mage and I play ice."

"Draenei Rogue..."

It was very rude. Before others could finish the introduction, the remaining four people stared at the speaker.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, under the appearance of the handsome literary youth is a German hoof.

"Dive into the special session, Master Unlocker."

"The question is a digression."

"You ask."

"Which is better than the draenei thieves or the tauren thieves?"

"Want to plant a flag?"

"Fear of you!"

"Enough, introduce yourself first."

The national character face interrupted the dispute.

"Human warrior, five-character gladiator, by the way, I am from Alterac, this is my home court."

The guy who used to be the black Carlos card supermodel introduced himself.

"Human Druid."

The last person said indifferently.

"Huh? Human beings can be druids? The law of heaven is too hard to tolerate!"

"It's not a big deal. In my time, the dwarves had shamans, and the tribe's gang of beasts even got out the orc paladins."

"So shameless."

"Yes, the orc paladin who specializes in engineering is particularly difficult to fight."

"The dwarf shaman I'm talking about."

"..."

"Ahem, let's solve the problem at hand first, let's talk about any topic of interest when we are on the way."

The national character face interrupted the meaningless tearing between temporary teammates.

"Paladin, warrior, wizard, thieves, druids, the lineup is okay, I'll take the lead, the thieves pay attention to interrupting the opposing law system to cast spells, the mage pay attention to control the situation, warriors... you can figure it out, the druid try his best Treat me."

"no problem."

"OK."

"I hit whoever you hit, just make eye contact."

"that……"

The Druid said in confusion.

"I can't heal spells."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"What kind of druid are you?"

Guozilian took two deep breaths and asked calmly.

"Farming Stream, I studied under the Archdruid Nongpei Saru Clan. Or, I will give you a few bottles of potion. I am a master alchemist."

"Will you become a cat?"

The soldier asked.

"Will it become a bear?"

Asked the national character face.

"Will it become grumble?"

Delaney asked.

"Is there a potion of Titans?"

The mage asked.

"Wait, I can smell dead leaves over there."

Ignoring the druid who ran to the side to gather herbs, Guozi asked the warrior: "Can you go forward? My Holy Light spells can still be used."

"Forget it, come here, I'll pull a table and everyone will eat as soon as possible."

Looking at the two-handed sword behind the warrior, the mage had no hope for this temporary team.

"Discuss it first, I'll go ahead and explore the way."

The draenei thief disappeared into the night.

Hum, hum, hum.

"I said you guys are really hardworking. You rushed up to chop melons and vegetables and it was over. What tactics should be discussed, and the tactics discussed can be applied to the actual situation."

The soldier said disdainfully.

"I'm back, now I have made some blinding fans, and everyone will take one, and sprinkle it in front of the eyes. It's very easy to use."

The druid came back, and asked suspiciously.

"Where is the thief?"

"Ha~~~~~~"

Guozilian feels a little tired.

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