Anti-Sky Game System

Although Liu Bang said that he took Zhang Liang and Yu Ji away after visiting the thatched cottage three times, Lin Tianyao did not expect that Liu Bang's so-called three visits to the thatched cottage would be in this way. The next day, Liu Bang and Zhang Liang came in carelessly.

"With all due respect, you'd better please—" Lin Tianyao was stunned by what he saw before he even said the reply.

Zhang Liang seemed to say something, and then plates of steaming delicious food suddenly appeared in front of him.

The roasted and crispy pork trotters are covered with sauce and sesame seeds. If you bite into it, your mouth will be full of charred aroma. The boiled fish fillets are thin and transparent, lying quietly in the red and spicy soup. Twice-cooked pork, cold rabbit, fish-flavored shredded pork, Kung Pao chicken, there are so many to choose from, not to mention there is a big pot of sesame among them! hot! Small! dragon! shrimp!

Not to mention Lin Tianyao was stunned, Liu Bang had already been dumbfounded, and even Zhang Liang, who had always been arrogant and self-possessed, could not maintain his expression.

But then, Liu Bang smiled calmly and took out his chopsticks very calmly!

"Tongzi, where did you know so many delicious things? I have never seen anything like this." Liu Bang had already started peeling the shrimps.

"What are you doing here?!" Although I didn't know what they were doing, I saw that the crayfish were about to be robbed before my eyes! Even if Lin Tianyao pretended to be calm, he couldn't help it anymore, and he and Liu Bang immediately crowded together to grab the shrimps.

"Oops -" Liu Bang picked up the pig's feet with one hand, "Originally, we were thinking -" biting the crispy skin, "you have nothing to eat or wear here -" sucking the bones, "let Liangzi get you something to eat." of."

Zhang Liang couldn't bear to see his master's embarrassing performance, and quickly answered, "My ability is the spirit of speech, the ability to approach gods. What I just said was 'all the food you like to eat appears here.'" Then he coughed. He didn't continue talking twice.

Lin Tianyao was also a little embarrassed at this time. After all, Zhang Liang's ability was so incredible. If he could see through everything, he would know exactly what he was thinking and what weaknesses he had. He felt like his privacy was being spied on. .

But Zhang Liang seemed to notice something and quickly spoke. "I can't understand what Liu Ji is thinking, and I can't understand why you know so much about food. The gap between people is really something worth thinking about." After that, he fell into the trap of you mortals like me. This is a state that a genius cannot understand, as if his disdain for the company of mortals is written all over his face.

This person can't be saved, Lin Tianyao complained in his heart, and then looked at Liu Bang who was eating happily on the other side, and added in his heart that this person can't be saved either.

At this moment, footsteps came from the door. Lin Tianyao had heard the sound and immediately recognized that it belonged to Yu Ji.

Come and save me! ! These two people are complete idiots. Only a beautiful woman can save me from the pain! Lin Tianyao was naturally very excited, and then he saw Yu Ji walking over alone carrying a wild boar that seemed to weigh four to five hundred kilograms.

The thin high heels walked very steadily on the dirt. Yu Ji's figure naturally looked very weak and ladylike, but her action of dragging the wild boar with one hand was enough to make Lin Tianyao stunned.

"Eh? Do you have anything to eat? Fortunately, I went to hunt a wild boar." Yu Ji looked at Liu Bang who was eating and drinking and said curiously. She put the wild boar down with one hand, and the huge beast fell to the ground with a bang. There was such a loud noise that the earth shook.

Lin Tianyao simply didn't dare to think about how she hunted it. Yesterday, she still looked like she was thinking about Xiang Yu. Why did she change her personality today?

"Junior sister, how could you do this?" That's right, brother Zhang Liang, please teach your junior sister. Speaking of which, is she really a junior sister? In my hometown, people like this are usually called pure men. ah.

"You just don't practice well. Look, the wound is so big and the blood is flowing all over the floor. It will attract flies." Wait, this is not the point. Why is your focus such a strange place?

"That's right, we can't make pig blood cakes this way." Please stop talking, Liu Bang. Can't you stop talking with spicy crayfish and beer? Can't you just eat your food?

"I said, what on earth are you here for!" Lin Tianyao finally couldn't stand it anymore, these people are simply awesome! It's a completely different style of painting, and it doesn't match mine at all! It’s better to get rid of these people quickly! It’s so scary! Your brain will be damaged if you stay there for too long, definitely!

As a result, Liu Bang said naturally while nibbling Ma Xiao, "Of course I came to visit the thatched cottage, hahaha. In my hometown, there is a motto that 'as long as we have a meal together, the relationship will get better'."

What kind of three-visit thatched cottage is this? You simply showed up suddenly and ate and drank here all of a sudden! And what kind of aphorism does it sound like it was just made up?

As if he saw Lin Tianyao's gloomy face and was about to turn away and chase him away, Liu Bang asked tentatively, "How about we come back tomorrow?"

Please don't come here tomorrow. I don't want to see you in this life, okay?

Although the resistance in his heart became more and more serious, Lin Tianyao was really afraid of what kind of trouble they would cause if they continued to come here tomorrow. This is not surrender, this is enough! Lin Tianyao encouraged himself like a Q, and then sighed quietly.

"What exactly do you want me to do?"

"Liangzi, if we come tomorrow, bring some beautiful clothes and so on. Look at the basic necessities, food, housing and transportation. The food is very good today. Don't leave out the remaining items. It will definitely impress Tongzi..." Liu Bang was still gushing. .

"Liu Ji." Zhang Liang poked him.

"Huh? What's wrong, Ryoko."

"The system has agreed."

"I know that our Tongzi brothers are kind-hearted, kind-hearted and loyal. Let's go, come down the mountain with us and go back to Gaixia." Liu Bang was stunned for a moment to react, and as he spoke, he wanted to hook up with each other.

Lin Tianyao shook off his hand and asked coldly, "What exactly do you want from me? What exactly do you have in me that you must get?"

Liu Bang was startled, "What did Tongzi say? We are not brothers anymore..."

"I need you to kill Xiang Yu." Zhang Liang interrupted Liu Bang's chatter and spoke with arrogance and calmness, "Xiang Yu's continuous reincarnation, only you outside of fate can completely kill Xiang Yu. We will set everything up and just wait for you. Final blow."

"good." ....