Apocalypse Summoner

At the speed of a hundred meters sprint, Lin Jia rushed to the window and slammed his head and saw an amazing scene!

On the road less than 80 meters ahead -

A motorcycle fell to the ground, and the three people in the car rolled down and fell down. The remaining two brothers quickly stopped the motorcycle and ran to see it. The scene was a mess...

On the ground, there are some glass crumbs that are reflective!

Don't even think about it, those glass scraps must be the glass fragments that Li Jiayu just thrown out!

Li Jiayu actually used a glass cup to stun the macho man who was driving a motorcycle 80 meters away. The car turned over and fell, so it was awkward!

"What are you doing, what are you doing!"

"Playing only, who makes that group of people so disturbing people's dreams!" Li Jiayu turned back, the crystal clear red dragonfly flashed a trace of sly, the mouth also with a mischievous smile.

"He, they are all right..." Lin Jiahan Yan, he really wants to get angry with Li Jiayu, but Li Jiayu has been merciful, she wants to really kill, then the brothers are not the brain to smash a glass so simple .

Fortunately, when the tall and powerful man opened the motorcycle, he put on a safety helmet, or else he ate a glass full of brute force. I was afraid that the skull would be broken. If you don’t die, you should have a severe concussion. Hey, that’s the same with the safety helmet. If the broken glass is broken, you should know how big the glass is...

Lin Jia’s heart was once again hairy, and Li Jiayu’s throwing skills were too much to be against the sky. The first time she threw an alarm clock that flew 100 meters and smashed the BMW luxury car. This is also true. After all, the BMW cars are still. It was docked and not moving, but now. The brothers are moving at medium speed on their bicycles!

"Nothing, to show that the punishment is small, can't die."

Li Jiayu turned around, took a clap, and sat down on the bed lazily, staring at the eyelids and staring at Lin Jia:

"Just awake, the bones are itching... Come and join me for activities and activities."

"Lafayette is forgiving, the legal society is not allowed to fight casually, and it hurts me to hurt me. But if you break the electrical appliances at home, or hurt the flowers and plants, it is not good..."

Lin Jia’s forehead was sweaty, and he was joking. If he was accompanied by Li Jiayu, he would definitely die. Don’t look at her little hands and tenderness. As beautiful as jade, but in fact these hands are more devastating than the chainsaw in the Chainsaw Massacre. If Lin Jia is touched, I am afraid that the bones will be broken into powder!

"The weak, even the courage of the battle is not, are you still a man?" Li Jiayu's mouth tilted a little disdain.

"Please, there is no relationship between men and fighting a dime. The times are advancing rapidly. The emphasis is on a harmonious and civilized sustainable development path. Everyone is a civilized person. Of course, we must keep up with the times. Pay attention to courtesy and courtesy. Yes, it’s a matter of motion, it’s Wufu’s work, they are either going to be a martial arts coach, or being taken by the police uncle to go to the prison to lick soap... as for killing and killing. It’s a young and dirty, we Can't be as tasteless as the young and the ignorant, the fluent slogan is not doing business... We want to be harmonious, to be humble, to be friendly..." Lin Jia is like a fly, and at the same time, he has stepped back a few steps, with Li Jiayu Pulled a safe distance.

"Cut, simmer!"

Li Jiayu looked at the timid Lin Jia, but he did not continue to kill him. The big lama walked over and hit the forest with his shoulder and hit Lin Jia. He went out to the toilet.

"Call, this grandmother is really hard to serve, eat my life, and my brothers are not guilty of murder, even my own almost became her human sandbags... This day is almost impossible! ”

Lin Jia felt that his pressure was getting bigger and bigger. At this moment, he really had an urge to call the police. The police had so many guns in his hand that he would definitely be able to suppress Li Jiayu...

But what about the police, Li Jiayu has not committed a crime, even if the passer-by is an illegal citizen stowaway, but does not need to point a gun at her, and Lin Jia once exposed her whereabouts, waiting for her will be endless Trouble and whirlpool, where Lin Jia can watch a little girl fall into the fire pit...

......

At the same time, Lin Jia’s friends who fell off the motorcycle were mourning to get up from the ground. They only felt that the internal organs were falling over the river. It really fell, and many places have worn out the skin, although it cannot be said that it is The broken bones are broken, but they have to go to the hospital for disinfection and examination. At least it will take ten days and a half to heal.

"High, Gao Xiang, you are okay!"

The brothers nervously lifted the macho from the ground, took off his helmet, and shook his body and called for it.

"Yes, okay... it’s a bit dizzy..."

Gao Xiang rolled his eyes and hurriedly gasped for a few breaths. He touched the back of his head with his hand and stunned Lin Linjia’s house with fear and fear.

"It seems that we really offended the martial arts masters... I know that Tianshan nursery rhymes will never let me go so easily! Brothers, speed up the motorcycle to escape the road!"

Everyone heard the words, and they slammed a cleverness. They also refused to wear out how many skins they broke. They broke the parts of the clothes and directly lifted the motorcycles that were not damaged. Even the helmets were too lazy to pick them up. Sit up and slammed on the gas pedal and slammed the throttle at an ultra-fast speed.

They are really scared, afraid to slow down a bit more, and to kill the "Tianshan Nursery Rhymes", they took the "Tianshan Liuyang Palm" and photographed it...

Even if they fled, they did not dare to expose the "Tianshan Nursery Rhymes" in a short period of time, fearing that they would be stunned by the "Tianshan Nursery Rhymes".

......

When I went to the bathroom, Li Jiayu felt weird!

Oh, wait...

Why do I have to pee?

Li Jiayu stayed, looked at the toilet slyly, touched the middle of the empty legs, muttered:

"I remember that I used to stand and pee...but if you stand peeing now, it will wet your pants..."

What I think of in my mind is faint and ambiguous. Anyway, Li Jiayu thinks that sitting and peeing will be particularly weird, and it is not very comfortable.

This is no wonder that Li Jiayu, formerly Li Jiayu, is the dark summoner of the legendary peak. Completely, you can absorb the aura of heaven and earth to maintain your life, and you have a "no leakage", you will not leak a little bit of energy, naturally you do not need to excrete, and all the stools are saved.

However, Li Jiayu still retains a little conditioning, and she remembers that her last urination is definitely standing, no matter what. She has also been peeing for 20 years and has become accustomed to it.

After hesitating, Li Jiayu did not stand still in the urine, but his face was reddish to untie the belt and take off his pants. Sitting on the toilet...

When I finished, I just wanted to wear my pants back. Li Jiayu stunned again.

Damn, returning to mortal is trouble!

Li Jiayu stretched out his hand and touched it underneath. It was so wet and cool, but helpless. She had to look around and immediately shine, and reached for a few paper towels and wiped it...

"咕噜咕噜"

Wash the toilet. Li Jiayu went to wash her hands, but her face was a disgusting color:

"It’s really troublesome. Why is it so difficult to get on the toilet? It’s also a matter of sitting and wiping. The woman is really annoying... I obviously feel that the woman is annoying, but why am I a woman? I really want to do not understand……"

"Damn! It's more comfortable to stand up and urinate..."

Washed a face. Li Jiayu only feels refreshed, and her body is full of endless power. She is eager to vent all her energy.

"Lin Jia! Give me over, have something to ask you!" Out of the bathroom, Li Jiayu shouted into the room.

"Missy, please tell me if you have something to eat, don't eat greasy noodles, want to go outside and eat something else..."

"Whoever seldom eats outside! Look at so many strange props and appliances in your home, I think, the level of technology in this world should be high?"

"Mr. He is really high-end fashion, and even the word 'technical level' is also understood. Xiaosheng admire and admire." Lin Jia praised it. In his opinion, Li Jiayu, a girl from Xianxia World, should not be exposed to technology and electrical appliances. Correct.

“Is there a kind of machine prop that can help me stand up to pee? I think it’s awkward to sit on, and it’s a waste of time to wipe it...”

"puff!"

Lin Jia heard a shocked expression, looked up and down Li Jiayu with a rich expression, her eyes focused on her legs, then she shook her head like a drum, and sighed:

"No, absolutely not!"

"You are not saying that modern technology is omnipotent! Why can't you solve this little urination problem for me? I have to stand and pee!"

"This is really not good... Modern women like to squat or sit on the urination, so no scientist has invented that kind of thing. Oh, it seems that Japan has such a legendary prop, but it is very imperfect, and also Especially troublesome, accidentally leaking full legs are urine..."

"That's it!"

Li Jiayu converges with a smile and re-emerges that signature cold and arrogant expression, saying:

"It's so boring, I will give you two choices... First, accompany me to move my muscles and bones. I want to warm up. Second, take me to find a group of 'You and Dangerous' that you said. Don't break the law, I want to make them unable to take care of themselves. Third, take me to the so-called 'martial arts master' 'martial arts coach', I want to play ten, to teach the Earth people how strong the fighting power. ”

"what?"

"No more nonsense, three options, which one do you choose? I am free to do nothing now, find some fun to vent their energy!"

Lin Jia turned his eyes in a dilemma. This restless grandmother, if you are full of sleep, you have to stir the wind and stir the rain. Is it not peaceful?

First, Lin Jia is killed and not to give Li Jiayu a human sandbag. Second, there are human rights in the young and old. Although they are wrong, they cannot introduce Li Jiayu to fatten them, so they will die very much. Awkward, third, Lin Jia really doesn't know where there is a martial arts hall in Suicheng. Even if there are, most of them are martial arts halls of Taekwondo. They are all three-way Taekwondo teachers. They are not strong enough to go with Li Jiayu. After a move, absolutely a stroke is a second, even if the ten together will lose the defeat of the mountain, and even hospitalized for half a year, life can not take care of themselves!