Apocalypse: Xiaoye’s Strength and Dote on His Wife
Chapter 403 Thin monkey rides fat pig
The thin man has an extremely wretched and crooked face, but he is actually smart, otherwise how could he have been able to mix up from an ordinary person with no supernatural powers to the present? It is not uncommon to hear the relationship between the two of them. Speaking of the northern base, his mind instantly became flexible.
The slippery eyeballs just turned around, and smiled flatteringly, "Hey, don't worry, you two handsome men and beauties, don't worry, there is indeed a shortcut to the northern base after passing through our cottage, which is guaranteed to be the fastest and safest, and it only takes two days You will be able to reach the area where the example base is located. If necessary, the younger one can personally lead you the way."
"Oh—then what you said earlier about robbing beautiful men and dedicating them to your head, are you still planning to coax us into throwing ourselves into the net?" Fan Qianhan slightly curled her lips, and gave him a half-smile look , Tsk... Not to mention, this skinny guy is really not very good-looking, and he even has a sense of déjà vu that he frightened the flowers and plants when he went out.
The thin man suddenly became excited, his eyeballs rolled around, how dare he admit it, now his life is still in their hands, if he admits it, he will definitely end up decapitated. He opened his mouth to make an excuse.
But he was cut off by Fan Qianhan, "Think carefully before speaking, otherwise, the sword will be really useless!"
Lou Yanxiao raised his brows coldly, and slashed the long knife quite cooperatively. They all closed their eyes in fright, and shouted in a panic, "Don't, don't, I'm telling the truth, I'm telling the truth..."
Lou Yanxiao stopped, "Say—"
After panicking, the crisis was temporarily resolved. The fat man wiped his sweat and gave the skinny man a hard look. Let's see how he will deal with him when he goes back.
The thin man who received the stare wanted to cry but had no tears. He felt bitter. Isn't he just trying to survive? Why is it so difficult. He groaned twice in his heart, but was shocked by Fan Qianhan's playful eyes with a smile.
The thin man scolded his mother again in his heart. Where is this little fairy, this is obviously a bad-tempered little devil!
So he quickly apologized and said with a smile, "I said, I said, don't people like me need to use their brains more in order to live? I really have two hands to prepare for what I said just now. One is that as long as you enter the stockade, you can pass through our stockade." It is true that I am leading you, absolutely true, otherwise I swear, if I tell a lie, I will be struck by lightning."
The thin man swears and swears to prove his loyalty. Then try to avoid the seriousness and take it lightly, but some people just don't follow the routine.
"Oh." Fan Qianhan nodded, then raised her eyebrows lightly, and said carelessly, "Then is there a second-hand preparation?"
"This..." The thin man swallowed with difficulty, a drop of sweat fell from his forehead, and fell onto the long knife with a ding, but he saw the sharp long knife turned sideways, and with a buzzing sound, the sweat on the ground was swept away. It split in two and dripped to the ground.
Seeing that the knife was turned back again and pushed towards his neck, the thin man closed his eyes immediately, and said out loud in fear, "The second thing is, there are so many beautiful men here, as long as you enter The village, the head of the family will definitely come and grab it. The head of the house is very powerful, if she succeeds, then naturally nothing will happen to me, and I will be safe."
"Oh, that's how it is. It's really thoughtful." Fan Qianhan's bright water eyes flickered. She didn't expect that this crooked melon was a bit disabled, but her brain was quite flexible. There is a saying that goes well, if God closes a door for you, he will leave a window for you.
Even the fat man looked at him with admiration, this kid, why didn't he think he was so smart before. Hey, but it's a pity, this trick was seen through. Still a fool after all!
Seeing that the two of them had no further action, the thin man suddenly felt a little bit in his heart. He couldn't bear the torment of whether to kill or not. But that’s what I said, it’s irreparable, so the next step can start to be foolish, as long as it can guarantee my life, it’s better than anything else. Handsome men and beautiful women must like to be sought after——
Thinking about it this way, the thin man was determined, and then cheerfully said, "Of course, you two are also very powerful. Look at this hero, he is domineering, fierce, evil, and domineering. In short, he is very powerful and very powerful." Good-looking, handsome as a god; definitely the most peerless beauty I have ever seen in my life; there is also a fairy with a curvaceous voice, graceful and graceful, and a figure that is ethereal like a fairy descending to the earth. Both of them are dragons and phoenixes, created by nature A pair. And with the strength of the two of you now, you have already shown that you are also very strong, and you may not lose against the master, so..."
Come on, let's blow on the good ones, look at this sweet mouth, as if it has been smeared with honey.
Lou Yanxiao's deep eyes sank, "Okay."
He said that they were a match made in heaven and could accept it, but later he couldn't accept the description of his wife. Hmph, this ugly monster pays so much attention to his daughter-in-law, looking for it!
The thin man choked suddenly, shut his mouth, and looked at him aggrievedly. Could it be that his appearance and temper are in direct proportion, otherwise why is it so difficult? Isn't it okay that he praised them so much?
"Ah——" At this time, another tragic cry came from behind. The fat man and the thin man trembled in shock, and a vain smile appeared on their tense faces, Mommy Ah, could it be that they have to explain here today?
Don't wow, their lives have just begun! Thirty years old is a flower for a man.
"Boss, those people have been dealt with, do you want to—" Min Lufeng stood next to Lou Yanxiao at some point, and he was making a gesture of "kill" with his hands on his neck at the moment.
The frightened fat man and the thin man were both in bad shape, and panicked, "No, hero, killing people is bad!"
"That's right, right, right, in the last days, we human beings kill one and lose one."
"Dazi is right, we humans should join hands and unite, so that we can build a beautiful home together, and our future life will be even better..."
Min Lufeng watched the fat and thin people sing together, as if performing a big show, and obviously entertained him.
Immediately, the handsome and unruly face gritted his teeth, "Boss, these two cross talk singers are good, why don't we save their lives."
The eyes of the fat man and the thin man lit up immediately, there are still many good people in the world, and they immediately hit snakes with sticks, "This chivalrous man is right, don't kill us, don't kill us, we not only know cross talk, we can also play tricks!" As for the acrobatics, it is guaranteed to make all the knights happy."
"Yes, yes, we are very useful." The fat man nodded hastily.
"What acrobatics?" Lou Yanxiao pursed his lips, and retracted the long knife, his deep eyes were full of coldness.
The thin man immediately swallowed his saliva, why does it feel more dangerous than a knife across their necks?
However, in the next second, he threw away this thought. It is a good thing that there is no knife rest on their necks, which means that their lives have a 50% chance of surviving.
"What acrobatics....What acrobatics...." The fat man who was still rejoicing at first was dripping with hot sweat or cold sweat. All these years, he has always been lazy, ah bah, has been living leisurely, and he really hasn't practiced any acrobatics. Damn Dazi, it's not good to say acrobatics!
When the thin man saw it, his eyes rolled, "I...we can act like a thin monkey riding a fat pig."
"What?" The fat man picked his ears with his big fat hand, his mung bean eyes were suspicious, a skinny monkey riding a fat pig? What the hell is this?
"A skinny monkey rides a fat pig, hehehe...it sounds interesting, let's have a look at it." Yu Qi, who had finished beating someone over there, walked over with a bewitching smile in his body.
The thin man and the fat man swallowed their saliva together again, oh, their little hearts, why are these people so good-looking, look at this one, it’s even more beautiful than the sum of all the masters who robbed them, This laugh has taken people's souls away.
"Why, don't you want to perform? Then my petal sweethearts won't be able to control it~" Yu Qi's peach blossom eyes hooked up, with a wicked smile, and what he was playing with was a floating ball A few small peach petals are square for a while, arrow-shaped for a while, and twisted into a twist for a while...
It's funny to watch. But having watched it directly cut one of their brothers into a bloody face, the fat man and the thin man didn't dare to underestimate it, and looked at each other tremblingly, "act, act—"
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