Apocalyptic Forecast

"Dear teachers, fellow students..."

　　 "In this picturesque golden autumn season...Here, I represent the ivory tower and the teaching and research section...Looking back on the past year...We have achieved...Looking forward to the future...As the principal, I have a dream..."

　　 "As the new school year is about to begin..."

　　 "Classmates, I hope..."

　　 "Next, let me focus on a few more points..."

　　 In a solemn atmosphere, in the school's auditorium, the opening ceremony has reached the final stage.

　　The atmosphere is not unserious, the ceremony is not unpretentious, the process is not unrigorous, and the speech on stage is not unsatisfactory and solemn, but the only problem is...

　　 Among the crowd, Huai Shi looked blankly left and right, looking at everyone's serious look, hard to understand.

　　 When he looked on the stage, he saw a huge monkey in a suit standing on the podium, giving a speech from his principal.

　　 From time to time, I ate a banana...

　　 Monkey?

　　 Monkey!

　　 Huaishi's eyes twitched, and she looked around, trying to find anyone as surprised and shocked as herself, but everyone looked serious.

　　 doesn't seem to care that his principal is a monkey at all.

　　 Every newly enrolled student stared at the stage with anticipation, listened to the teaching from the principal, and was immersed in the wonderful speech and speech.

　　 Some people even cried out moved and took out their phones to record quietly. From time to time, he raised his sleeve and wiped his tears, choked with exclamation: "It's great, it's really great."

　　 What the **** is this!

　　 This is no different from what the principal said when I was in high school!

　　 And don’t you care?

　　 The principal is a monkey! It's a monkey! There is a monkey in a suit standing on the stage talking to you!

　　 Huai Shiji's face turned green.

　　 I don't know if this world suddenly became a punk style, or if it was purely a problem with his brain.

　　 He opened his mouth several times, and then stopped talking, unable to understand what the **** was going on in the scene before him. Finally, I finally mustered up the courage to look at Ye Su next to him, point to the stage dullly, and asked in a low voice: "This is...what's going on?"

　　 "Huh? The principal is a bit long-winded, it's normal." Ye Su waved his hand calmly: "It's all right after his dry mouth, don't care."

　　 "But... but..." Huai Shi felt like she was dying, "He...he..."

　　 "Next, I will introduce a new friend to you, a young man who I have high hopes for, who will be the teacher of Huai Shi who will host classical music appreciation in the next year!!!"

　　 On the podium, the old monkey shouted excitedly, suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed at the mentally retarded young man on the teacher's bench.

　　 Everyone saw the overly young and overly handsome man in the crowd in an instant.

　　Before noticing him, he seemed to merge with the shadow, unobtrusive and ordinary. But when he noticed that he was sitting there, he could no longer ignore his existence.

　　 The mysterious charm that is completely different from the others, like an abyss with gravitation, seems to attach people's eyes firmly to oneself.

　　 Among everyone's mistakes, only Huai Shi's expression remained calm.

　　 The waves are calm.

　　 It seems that the person talking on the podium is not oneself.

　　 He hasn't reacted at all.

　　 was immersed in the shock that the principal is a monkey and you don’t even care!

　　 "Come on, Teacher Huai Shi, come on stage! Let everyone take a look... The young people nowadays are really young and promising, and it makes people sigh." On the stage, the old monkey called enthusiastically.

　　 as if sleepwalking on the podium, Huaishi looked at the principal in front of him under the spotlight.

　　 Indeed... it's a monkey.

　　 This shiny golden hair, and this... emmm, red butt.

　　 Why is it a monkey?

　　While being held by the headmaster and eloquently praised, Huai Shi has begun to doubt life--is this a dream? Or did you say you weren't awake?

　　 is also right, how can a thug from the Astronomical Society like yourself be a teacher?

　　 are all hallucinations, haha, hallucinations.

　　 So, that calm and solemn face showed a smile in everyone's gaze, staring at the dreamy bubbles in front of them.

　　 even waved to the students in the audience with plenty of time.

　　 If you have a dream, do it, don’t wake up!

　　 After a lot of praise, Huai Shi walked off the stage like a sleepwalking, and began to wonder how to wake up from this **** dream.

　　 Until the end, with everyone's enthusiastic applause, the opening ceremony officially ended, Huai Shi did not open his eyes on his bed as he imagined.

　　 At this time, he panicked...

　　 Mom?

　　 What just happened?

　　Isn't he calmly on the podium, swayed for a while, waved to everyone, and came back?

What the **** is 　　?

　　 "Wow, sir, you looked cold and cold just now."

　　 After the meeting, Lin Jiu came over and looked at Huai Shi, who was still in the position and didn't want to get up. He didn't know what happened: "The principal seems to value you very much, so he gave you such momentum."

　　 Huaishi looked suspiciously at the hut in the forest in front of him, making Xiao Nineteen stunned, not knowing where he had said something.

　　 "The little house, you..." Huai Shi asked tentatively, "What do you think of the principal?"

　　 Lin XIX thought for a long time, and said with emotion: "Principal, I can't see that he will be so young, and kinder than I thought."

　　Young? kind?

　　 How do you see this kind of thing from an old monkey?

　　 "And the hairstyle is very good, although it is a bit white, but the style is good." Lin Jiu said nodding: "The beard is also very stylish."

　　 Wait, does an old monkey have hair and a beard?

　　 Huaishi's eyes widened by mistake, and finally realized that something was wrong: "Wait a minute, Xiao Nineteen, tell me how the principal looks and dress."

"Ok?"

Although he didn't understand what Huai Shi meant, he still said truthfully: "It looks like he is in his early forties, his hair is gray, his beard is well-arranged, his eyes are very fashionable, and I feel that the slim robe is really good. Very tasteful-look, teacher, when you were on stage, I took photos."

　　 He turned on the phone and passed the screen over.

　　 Huai poem is speechless.

　　 I don’t mention myself in the photo, but next to me... isn’t it still an old monkey?

　　 Huaishi grabbed her hair a little annoyed, recalling what she looked like just now, where she didn’t know that she had been tricked by the principal again... That old bastard!

　　 Including the graduation certificate and being confused as a tool man, this is the third time he has been teasing him! However, everyone felt that the principal's advancement was behind him, making him unable to vomit blood.

　　 With a long sigh, I could only say a few words silently in my heart for thirty years in the east and thirty years in the hexi, trying to win spiritually.

　　 "Life is really full of hardships."

　　 He sighed earnestly and patted Xiao Nineteen on the shoulder.

　　The cabin in the forest looked dazed, not knowing what happened.

　　 saw Huai Shi get up, and asked inexplicably: "Where are you going, teacher? Why don't you take the students with you? I can help."

"To the restroom."

　　 Huaishi rolled her eyes and looked back at him: "Do you want to help me?"

　　 Xiao Nineteen suddenly hesitated.

　　 seems to be thinking...

　　 Huaishi became more helpless, waved his hand, motioned him to wait outside the auditorium. Then he sighed and sighed while feeling how uneasy his teaching career was in the ivory tower.

　　 Then I met an unexpected person in the toilet.

Vice-Chancellor.

　　 The attire of the vice-principal is not like the one seen in the stars, wearing long robes, quaint and solemn. Instead, he was wearing a light-colored striped suit, and he looked a lot gentler, but his face was as cold and calm as it was unchanged for thousands of years.

　　 can be called dignified manners.

　　 If it hadn't been until Huai Shi had found a good place to stand firmly, and turned his head to see his paintings...presumably the look of the two people's home would be more harmonious.

　　 Now they are standing side by side in front of the urinal, looking at the white tiles in front of them without squinting.

　　 The atmosphere is really embarrassing.

　　 He originally expected that the two might fight back and forth when they met for the first time, but he didn't expect to be so silent.

　　 Soon, after two minutes, the awkward silence finally ended.

　　The deputy principal left first.

　　 Huaishi breathed a sigh of relief, thinking about it... it seems that her belt hasn't been untied yet.

　　 I just stood here blindly for a long time!

　　While waiting for Huai Shi to come out of the toilet, she saw the vice principal waiting there in front of the sink.

　　 This famous scholar born in pure blood, the fifth-order ascender of the path to the soul of the heavenly genealogy, can be regarded as a famous tycoon and giant in the whole territory.

　　 now seems to be standing at the door, waiting exclusively for himself.

　　 looked at the appearance of Huai Shi.

　　 "Uh, how about the vice principal..."

　　 Huaishi greeted tentatively.

　　 The vice-principal's face remained solemn, but he nodded slightly, then raised his hand and pointed to his chest, and then to Huaishi's chest.

　　 "……"

　　 In silence, Huai Shi looked at each other's fingers blankly.

　　 looked at his chest again.

I do not know what that means.

　　 can be very soon, he suddenly realized that it was like the legendary Buddha smiled with flowers, is this the magic method of heart-to-heart? In other words, is the vice-principal's suggestion to himself? Tell him that he doesn't care about the rumors outside, you have to understand, I am very optimistic about you? So everyone must have a tacit understanding?

　　 Then, his illusion was broken.

　　 The vice principal frowned.

　　 "Tie." He said, "Your tie is crooked."

　　 "……"

　　I didn't notice until Huaishi lowered her head that her tie was indeed crooked...almost half a centimeter? So are you simply obsessive-compulsive disorder when you are old?

　　 After he hurriedly straightened up, the vice principal's brows loosened a little.

　　, staring at the young man in front of him, he suddenly asked, "Do you know that I am the main lecturer of Abyssal Ecology? You will be my teaching assistant next."

　　 Huaishi nodded hurriedly.

　　 To some extent, the vice principal is actually his immediate superior-no wonder he will be dissatisfied with his arrival. Who wants his subordinates to get a nail in by the principal?

　　"Very good~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The vice-principal nodded and told him bluntly: "This Wednesday, the course of Abyssal Ecology starts, so you don't have to come. "

"Ok?"

　　 Huai poem was taken aback.

　　 Suppression has started? And why is it so straightforward?

　　 Is this vice-principal not giving any face at all?

　　 Without waiting for Huai Shihu's body to shake, he retorted the question, and the vice principal continued to instruct: "During this period, prepare the lesson plan. Two weeks later, the chapter on Abyssal Botany will be yours."

"Ok?!"

　　 Huai Shi’s suspicious voice grew louder.

　　 can't stand this turning point.

　　 Mom, is this suppression or promotion? Why did a helper who was serving tea and pouring water and changing his homework instantly come to the stage and start lectures?

　　 After confirming that Huai Shi understood, he remained expressionless, just nodded, and exhorted: "Be careful. This is a big lesson. Don't make a fool of yourself at that time."

After 　　 said, he turned and left, leaving Huai Shi alone in place.

　　 can't touch my head.

　　 In the silence, only Lord of the Flies in his arms finally couldn't stand it anymore, and sighed helplessly:

　　 "Big brother, this ugly you are out of the plan!"