Apocalyptic garbage classification system

"Lord Messenger!"

When Li Yichen saw the Thin Messenger standing next to the main entrance and wanted to detonate explosives, he was shocked and shouted quickly, "Nah!" Although he has never seen the power of this high explosive when it explodes, the items in the mall come with instructions.

It's okay for this thin guy to want to die, but I'm here too, how about you wait until I'm far away?

"Why? Do you need to worry so much about this gadget?"

The Thin Messenger looked at Li Yichen who looked frightened, and couldn't help but frown.

"Brother Lang said... this bomb is very powerful. Otherwise... let's stay away! It's too close. If it gets hurt, even if the messenger is strong and can't hurt you, it will still fall a little dust." It will affect your image!"

Li Yichen hurriedly persuaded with "sincerity", and at the same time secretly moved his steps backward, preparing to enter the depths of the laboratory as fast as he could after the thin man pressed the detonator, even if he would be exposed.

"Huh? Image?"

The Thin Messenger looked at the silver uniform on his body and nodded:

"What you said makes sense! It really doesn't look good when you have a gray face!"

Then, the Thin Messenger actually stepped back more than twenty meters, entered a door at the back, and then pressed the remote detonator...

"boom!"

A deafening sound instantly sounded, and the place where they stood was instantly enveloped in thick smoke and dust, and several screams could be heard in the middle...

"Ahem!"

After a few minutes, the smoke and dust slowly settled. Everyone, including the thin messenger, was like a coal worker, covered in thick dust, and it was impossible to tell who was who!

"Fuck me! How can this piece of shit bomb be so powerful?"

A tall and thin figure jumped on his feet and cursed. The voice sounded like the thin messenger. However, as soon as he jumped, the dust on his body and on the ground rose again, drowning him in an instant...

Only then did the Thin Messenger react. He quickly dodged and avoided the position where he was standing. However, as he moved, the dust on the ground began to rise one after another. In addition, other people also followed suit, and suddenly the dust suddenly disappeared again. Flying like a galloping horse!

"Damn it! Get out of here!"

Only then did the Thin Messenger react, so he hurriedly passed through the main entrance, which had been blown up, and returned to the ground. Naturally, Li Yichen and the others followed him out.

As soon as they returned to the ground, they discovered that there was a corpse lying on the ground. It was the guard outside the main entrance. This guy was bleeding from all his orifices, and he was shocked to death!

After the Thin Messenger got outside, he tried his best to shake off the dust on his body. Because he was outside, under the influence of the wind, he finally got rid of most of the dust on his body, but he still looked gray and dusty, like a refugee fleeing from famine. have to.

"what happened?"

A figure rushed over and asked loudly, but it was the fat messenger. This guy was drinking when he heard a loud noise. He was so frightened that he dropped the bottle while he was pouring the wine, and lost a bottle of good wine in vain. Therefore, my heart is naturally not very smooth.

"Nothing! Everything is under control! We are just testing..."

The Thin Messenger pretended to be calm and waved his hands, but in the end he got stuck.

"Well! Lord Messenger just wanted to test the power of his fart down there, and the result was a bit beyond imagination, so..."

Seeing that the envoy was in trouble, a voice immediately came out from the crowd to help him "rescue" and gave him a perfect explanation!

"What?"

The fat messenger was shocked. He looked at the blasted warehouse above the exit, the guards who were shocked to death on the ground, and a group of gray-faced guys with confused faces. He couldn't help but look at the thin messenger:

"Have you...understood superpowers?"

"You have super powers!"

The Thin Messenger finally couldn't help but cursed, and looked at everyone fiercely. He heard that the voice seemed to be from Huang Jinfu, but now everyone's face was similar, and their clothes were full of dust, and he couldn't tell them apart at all. , I had to give up. Anyway, there will be plenty of opportunities to deal with him in the future!

Huang Jinfu looked aggrieved, Damn! Who the hell is trying to imitate me? Isn't this harmful? Why are the key points still so similar?

Li Yichen patted the dust on himself calmly, pretending that he had not spoken just now.

"It was the one-eyed dragon who planted a bomb at the entrance of the laboratory. To test its power, I detonated it!"

Looking at the fat messenger who was still shocked, the thin messenger couldn't help but explain that this must be explained clearly now, otherwise what if this idiot really reports this as his own power and organizes someone to verify it? With such power, even if you eat so many soybeans, it won’t help!

"Bomb? Does the Cyclops think we are idiots? We put such an obvious thing at the main entrance, and we will pretend not to notice it and let him detonate it smoothly?"

The fat messenger asked in surprise, while the thin messenger had a black streak, but he pretended not to hear that this guy was deliberately scolding him, but continued to explain:

"Do you think that bomb is big? It's such a big piece, it's not as big as your wine glass!"

While talking, the Thin Messenger also gestured with the size of high explosives.

"How can such a small bomb be so powerful?"

The fat messenger looked at the thin messenger with a look of disbelief. Why are you lying to me and saying something reliable? Such a small bomb? You might as well just say it's bullshit like you did just now.

"If you ask them, I'm not the only one who saw it."

The thin messenger was too lazy to explain and pointed directly at Huang Jinfu and the others. The fat messenger's eyes moved accordingly. Huang Huangfu and others nodded vigorously at the same time. Suddenly a large "dark cloud" appeared and shrouded their heads. The scene was extremely funny.

However, the fat messenger was not in the mood to "support" this scene, and looked at the thin messenger with a surprised look on his face.

"Hmph! I've said before that there is a powerful organization behind that base. Do you believe it now? Even we can't develop such a powerful bomb, but they already have it. This is definitely a threat to us! "

Seeing the fat messenger's expression, the thin messenger finally regained some self-esteem and sneered. Then he looked at the messy laboratory entrance and said proudly:

"Don't worry! Although there was an accident, everything is still under my control. Now the Cyclops should have thought that we were entangled by this explosion, and they will definitely speed up. I will follow immediately! You stay Base, guard this place!"

Saying that, the Thin Messenger did not care about his own image, and stood up directly, about to rush out.

"Wait a minute!"

The fat messenger looked at the thin messenger:

"They won't attack the base now. I'll go with you. The fox demon was killed by them. It's not safe for you to go alone!"