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Chapter 13 Signing The Life And Death Certificate, The Fitness Coach Is Confused!
In the live broadcast, the barrage exploded.
: "Fuck! Five minutes, I want the profile of this pretty lady at the front desk!"
: "Dog thief, draw your sword! How dare you bully my lady at the front desk."
: "Nimma, it really is a dog, he is playing hooligans!"
: "If you look ugly, you call it hooliganism. If you look good, that's called flirting!"
: "I have called the police and wait for the dog thief to be caught."
: "I want you to meddle in your own business, an ugly bastard?"
: "..."
at the same time.
Li Dali, the fitness coach who also saw this scene, almost had his lungs exploded.
The lady at the front desk was called Li Yanran. She had just started working and she was young and beautiful. Li Dali had been coveting her for a long time, but recently she had been courting her.
But he never expected that today she would be taken advantage of by that clown for nothing, and she would flirt in a shy manner.
At this moment, Li Dali almost lost his mind.
However, at the last moment, he held back.
Seeing that Lin Yaozu got rid of that stupid pendant, he continued walking as if no one else was around.
"You were the one barking just now! Then, you are that Li Dali!"
The words are as crazy as ever.
Li Dali's face was full of anger, and he wished he could do it immediately.
"I am, don't talk nonsense, go on stage now."
"Look at how I beat you!"
Lin Yaozu looked him up and down, and spit out his heart-wrenching words.
"So it's really you, huh, you look so ugly, and you eat protein powder to build fake muscles. Is it because you have low self-esteem?"
The people around felt speechless.
This is so realistic, it's too cheap, and it directly stabs people's heart.
The fitness trainer has a good figure, but he is really ugly.
Li Dali was furious when he heard the words, and he didn't care about his image.
"You idiot, can you speak human language?"
"Little boy, just wait, I'll let you know what cruelty is."
Lin Yaozu pouted, took out a stack of papers, and took out two of them.
"Ugly people make trouble, come, sign the contract!"
Li Dali was a little confused, so he couldn't help asking.
"Contract? What contract?"
"Hehe! Mental retardation, of course, is a life-and-death exemption contract. For martial arts competitions, it is inevitable that you will not be able to stop, and it is inevitable that you will be killed or injured in the hospital. Signing the contract will save everyone trouble."
"Regardless of injury, death, sickness or disability, neither party shall be responsible."
As soon as this remark came out, the audience was silent.
These words are too arrogant, as if they are beaten to death and disabled and sent to the hospital at every turn.
Li Dali was also confused by these words, subconsciously shrank, and took a small step back.
This is a lunatic!
Life and death status?
What a joke!
I just want to make an appointment, you fucking want to divide life and death?
Lin Yaozu glanced contemptuously, chuckled and mocked:
"What? Scared?"
"However, you don't have to worry."
"I'm not a vicious person."
"A plastic muscular man like you piled up with protein, I can hold my hand, and I promise I won't kill you."
The inside and outside words revealed madness!
Crazy to the limit!
Li Dali was so excited that his face flushed with anger.
"Trough! Little boy, do you think you can scare me? Just sign!"
"I'll let you kneel down and call grandpa in a while!"
Hearing this, Lin Yaozu asked abruptly.
"what is it call?"
"grandfather"
"Hey! Good grandson! Grandpa promises to keep his hand later!"
"My mother..."
Li Dali was so strong that blue veins protruded from his forehead, and his teeth almost gnawed.
While the others listened to the conversation between the two, they were all numb!
cheap!
Too cheap!
Lin Yaozu is simply crazy and cheap.
I don't know how He De, a small second-tier city in Beihai City, can breed such a wonderful flower in the world.
A few minutes later.
The life and death certificate is signed.
Lin Yaozu put away one of them and nodded in satisfaction.
If this kind of life and death certificate is placed in the previous life, even if it is signed, it will be invalid.
But this world is completely different, and life and death are real and effective in this world.
This is very strange, but Lin Yaozu doesn't care, anyway, he doesn't plan to delve into it, as long as it works.
at the same time.
The number of people online in the live broadcast room has begun to explode.
Signing a life and death certificate?
This is too topical.
One pass ten, ten pass one hundred, more and more people came to watch the live broadcast.
80,000 people...
100,000 people...
150,000 people...
200,000 people...
The live broadcast room started to freeze.
At this moment.
Lin Yaozu looked at the live broadcast equipment in the center, and seemed to think of something he had forgotten.
He quickly ran to the front desk lady, took out his mobile phone, opened the live broadcast room number, and stuffed it into the other party's hand.
"Come on, silly little receptionist, help me record the live broadcast."
Li Yanran was bewildered.
"Huh? But...but I still have to work!"
Lin Yaozu tilted his head and asked.
"Work? How much is your monthly salary?"
"When I first started my internship, my boss offered me 3,500 yuan for a month. If I become a full-time employee, it can be raised to 5,000 yuan."
"Stop! 20,000 a month, hire you as my assistant, and start working now."
"Really? You're not lying to me!"
"Come here for a payment code!"
【Ding! Received a transfer of 20,000 yuan]
Li Yanran: "???"
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