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Chapter 54 Hardcore Slaps In The Face, One Person Rewards Two Big Pussies!
The two old liars chattered for a long time before they stepped into the ring.
"Junior, let me tell you! If it weren't for fear of making too much of a blow, this old man would never be on the stage at the same time as Head Cai."
"That's right, if it wasn't for your insulting words first, the old man wouldn't have made a move at all."
"Junior, I can give you another chance to cultivate yourself with virtue. It's not too late to repent now."
"That's right, as long as you apologize publicly, the horse's head and I will never blame the past."
These two are extremely dedicated, even though they are both on the stage, they still do not forget their original intentions and perform all the time.
Lin Yaozu put on a funny expression and hooked his fingers.
"Two old crooks, stop putting on airs."
"Give you a chance, let's go first!"
"For a while, say that I made a sneak attack."
When the two heard it, they were immediately unhappy.
"What liars are you? Junior, don't talk nonsense, old man Ma Baoguo is an authentic martial arts master."
"That's right! The two of us can be regarded as the Taishan Beidou in the martial arts world. The old man is a member of the Nanze Province Wushu Association, and he has a certificate."
"Huh! It seems that if you don't give you some color, you don't know the depth. Look at the old man's lightning five consecutive whips."
"The old man is also here, the eighth form of King Kong's invincible hand, hitting the cow from the air."
In the arena.
After the two of them finished chatting, one of them made a few gestures like a cramp.
The other person's face turned red, and he slapped out a palm in the air.
After doing these weird behaviors, there was a wave of on-site commentary.
"Junior, the set of lightning five consecutive lashes just now has already left you with a dark wound in the air. The old man advises you to go to the hospital to check it out, so as not to regret it too late."
"That's right, I was too angry just now, and the old man also shot too much. That move accidentally hit your second brother. Go to the hospital to have a look! Don't affect your childbearing."
Lin Yaozu looked at each other blankly, and his tone also became cold.
"You two, since you have completed the recruitment first, it will be considered as the official start."
"Now, it's my turn to make a move."
With that said, he strode forward.
When the two of them saw it, they felt a little numb.
They have never seen such a strong-headed person who insisted on fighting.
On weekdays, everyone is playing with each other, making hype, and creating some topics.
That's great, everyone wins together, and it doesn't hurt harmony.
Seeing Lin Yaozu getting closer and closer, the two began to struggle desperately, desperately fooling around.
"Junior, hurry to the hospital!"
"That's right! God has the virtue of being good at life. If you are unable to have children, the old man will feel very guilty."
"Junior, listen to a piece of advice! This is all for your own good."
"That's right, that's right!"
Hearing this, Lin Yaozu walked faster and faster, taking three steps and making two steps.
In the blink of an eye, they appeared in front of the two.
Immediately afterwards.
"Crack~"
"Crack~"
There are two big pockets when you go up, one for each person, no more, no less.
"Hey! The old man's face."
"Ah... the old man fights with you"
As the saying goes, you don't hit someone in the face when you hit someone.
Lin Yaozu's two slaps were not very harmful, but extremely insulting.
No, even two dedicated veteran actors.
At this moment, his eyes were also red.
Any bullshit ideas, any prudence, all left behind.
After all, they are all in their fifties or sixties. In reality, they are respected because of their age, and they are sought after by netizens because of their deceit on the Internet. The most important thing is their face.
Being slapped in the face, or being slapped in the face in front of hundreds of thousands of netizens.
Who can stand this?
Anyway, they couldn't bear this grievance.
It's too late, but it's fast.
With red eyes, the two old crooks stretched out their hands at the same time, trying to grab Lin Yaozu's clothes and slap him close to him.
Although, they don't know any martial arts.
However, I still understand the principle of beating the master to death with random punches.
As long as you control the distance and stalk and fight, the chances of winning two against one are very high.
pity.
This set is okay against Common people.
Wanting to use this to defeat Lin Yaozu is simply wishful thinking.
See two old crooks in action.
Lin Yaozu neither forcibly knocked them down with violence, nor did he follow the other party's ideas and engage in close combat.
Instead, he took a step back by a hair's breadth and directly dodged the two pairs of grabbing hands.
while stepping back.
Lin Yaozu stretched out his hand, and fanned out two big pussy pockets by the way.
"Crack~"
"Crack~"
The sound is crisp and loud, and it also corresponds to the previous position.
Immediately afterwards.
Lin Yaozu took a few steps back, stood in the middle of the ring, and made sarcastic remarks.
"Um!"
"That's right, one slap on the left and right sides, it's symmetrical now."
"pity."
"The old faces of the two of you are not good, and the hand feel is not good."
"It's not smooth at all, it's dry, and it's disgusting to smoke."
There is one thing to say, just these words, everyone will be blown up after hearing it!
What's more, the one who said this was the one who just gave you two big pockets.
This moment.
Ma Baoguo and Cai Zhongfeng, two old liars, had only one idea left in their minds.
Call back!
Must call back!
These two big punks must be beaten back severely.
Only in this way can both the lining and the face be recovered.
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