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Chapter 79 Go To The Ring, Serve Tea With One Hand, And Play With The Monk Erlong With The Other!
Do I need to sign a waiver contract?
Sign of course!
If you don't sign it, it will be a waste of performance for the police uncles.
But do you have to sign the waiver contract handed over by others?
of course not!
It's not that there is no one, what other people's?
Ever since.
Lin Yaozu will take over the handed-over contract.
Then.
"Tear~"
Tear it off and throw it aside.
"Exemption contract! I have everything, but I don't want to sign what you brought, lest you leave some language traps on the contract.
"In the future, it will be troublesome."
"Unlike my waiver contract, seventy or eighty people have already experienced it, and everyone who has used it agrees."
After watching this scene and hearing these words, the monk Erlong stared at him, clenched his fists tightly, and started to rage angrily.
"Lin Yaozu, do you really think everyone is as shameless as you?"
"You have to figure out one thing."
"It's you, you want to catch the heat, so you took the initiative to find me."
"It's also you who want to challenge me, not me who wants to challenge you."
"If you want to challenge, you have to follow my rules."
"If you don't want to sign, I can't accept your challenge!
Lin Yaozu raised his eyebrows and spread his hands indifferently.
"OK!"
"If you don't accept the challenge, then you don't want to get rid of us."
"In the future, wherever you go, the arena, banners, and loudspeakers will follow you.
"At that time, let's see who can't bear it. 21
"One more thing, your rules, why do you want me to abide by them?"
"If you want to obey, just follow my rules."
Look at what this said, it is completely famous and double standard.
Lin Yaozu doesn't want to follow other people's rules; his rules must be followed by others.
but.
A certain ancestor is this kind of person, and he is confident.jpg.
After all, if the fist is hard enough, you will naturally want to do whatever you want.
And the other side.
After listening to the monk Erlong, he felt that the three views had been subverted all over again.
At this moment, he was so angry that he was incoherent, and he began to stammer.
"You...you...you are a scoundrel."
"I... I have never seen such a shameless person like you."
Lin Yaozu shrugged, and replied confidently:
"Oh shit!"
"Then you have opened your eyes today."
"Now, see you!"
"Stop talking so much nonsense."
"A big man is coy, if he can sign, he will sign, if he can't, he will get out."
"Then."
"See you next time."
"However, the ugly words come to the fore, if you miss this opportunity today."
"In the future, you may ask me to have a chance to sign a contract and enter the ring."
This remark choked Wu Monk Erlong half to death, the veins on his forehead bulged out of anger, and his teeth creaked.
After a long while, I just calmed down a little.
"Okay! I'll sign! Take the contract!"
Lin Yaozu nodded in satisfaction, acting like a good boy when he got a bargain.
"Good boy! Wouldn't it be nice if I said that earlier?"
The monk Erlong gritted his teeth, accepted the contract without even looking at it, and signed it in two or three strokes.
"The signing is over, let's go to the ring! Where are your gloves! Put them on!"
"Hehe! No serious person wears gloves when fighting in the ring! According to my rules, the ring is never worn like that."
"Okay! This is what you asked for. When the time comes, don't blame me for being heavy-handed."
At this moment, monk Erlong had only one thought left, to beat up a certain shameless bitch.
Not to blame him.
After all, who in normal life can stand Lin Yaozu's torment like this?
Anyway, after the conversation just now, the monk Erlong's anger has exploded, and he is about to explode.
in a minute.
The monk Erlong stepped onto the ring first, and stood at a corner, rubbing his fists while staring at someone with red eyes.
Lin Yaozu, on the other hand, had a relaxed expression on his face, sipping tea from a teacup in his left hand, and walked slowly towards the arena.
When walking on the road, I was still thinking and thinking wildly.
Eh!
I don't know what's going on.
Recently, the opponents in the ring always have red eyes.
Has there been some kind of pink eye disease lately?
Two minutes later.
When Lin Yaozu stood on the ring, the teacup in his hand was still in his hand.
"What are you looking at? Don't worry, I won't use a teacup as a hidden weapon."
"It's just that I just thought about it and suddenly realized that beating a hot chicken like you is not difficult at all."
"So, I decided to add a little difficulty to myself."
"For example: holding tea, beat you again."
The monk Erlong gritted his teeth, and said in Shidun's voice:
"I'll just ask!"
"Now, is it starting?"
Lin Yaozu looked indifferent.
"Of course it started."
The voice just fell.
The monk Erlong couldn't bear it any longer, suddenly burst into flames, and rushed up, waving his fists.
With all his strength, he clenched his fist the size of a sandbag and slammed it hard at that hateful face.
However.
This punch was empty.
Lin Yaozu turned his face slightly to avoid it.
Immediately afterwards.
The second punch came rushing.
……… Ask for flowers…………
Same operation, same result.
With this punch, the fist wind passed Lin Yaozu's nose, but he seemed to have expected it long ago, without any surprise, and his face was expressionless.
The monk Erlong continued to attack violently, using all the things he had learned.
Punching and kicking, elbows and wrists shoveling horizontally, all kinds of tricks were used.
pity.
Lin Yaozu sometimes dodges with the walking dragon step, and sometimes defends against incoming elbows and kicks with one hand.
In my spare time, I will take the time to change my hand to hold the teacup from time to time.
Then, continue to defend.
The whole process can only be described as one with ease.
certainly.
To change it to another word, it is actually not bad.
That's juggling!
That's right!
Lin Yaozu used the facts to prove that to him, beating Erlong, a mere monk, was just playing around.
0......
Even though he was holding the teacup in one hand, he still played with it between his palms.
In fact, Lin Yaozu really showed his martial arts this time.
What fitness coaches and a large group of Internet celebrities were playing before, they didn't use any real skills.
But this time, he used some real kung fu to play with the monk Erlong.
The scene just now seemed to be calm.
In fact, all kinds of martial arts techniques such as moving and dodging in Youlongbu, using softness to overcome rigidity in Taijiquan, predictive blocking in Wing Chun, etc. have been used.
It is different from Lin Yaozu's relaxed freehand brushwork.
At this moment, the monk Erlong was so frightened that he was about to throw himself to the ground.
He has never seen such an exquisite fighting method, and it's nothing more than a slight flash every time.
The elbows, kicks, and kicks that were used with all strength, were lightly shifted, as if a ball of cotton had been smashed into it, and all the strength was released.
Of course, there was one more thing that frightened him the most.
The cup of tea in the opponent's hand was never spilled from beginning to end.
this moment.
He remembered the word that appeared in the conversation between the two before.
tease?
That's right!
The other party is just playing with himself.
Drink tea, take a walk, and play along the way.
At this time.
Lin Yaozu saw that the opponent was no longer attacking, so he took a sip of tea leisurely, and said calmly, "Did you finally find out?"
"The gap between the two of us is like an ant and an elephant."
"Besides, from the beginning to the end, I have never told a lie."
"I, Lin Yaozu, the real inheritor of Chinese martial arts."
"You, you have only learned some ostentation, and you have not learned the true martial arts at all."
"Don't use Huaguo Kung Fu master as a label in the future."
"You are not worthy of being young!".
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